if so

  • <p> <b>What she says:</b> I'm fine.<p/><b>What she means:</b> I have a mountain of unread fanfics of all my OTP's waiting for me- I CANNOT DEAL WITH CONVERSATION RIGHT NOW<p/></p>

Laito: Look, I made a to-do list. *hands over a piece of paper*

Yui: This just says “bitch-chan” on it.

Laito: I know.

hartwin AU in which Eggsy is a Kingsman cab driver and knows all about the organisation and about the agents and pines after Galahad and always makes sure to be well-stocked with his favourite whiskey even though he knows he’s invisible to the man on his backseat until a ride turns into an epic car chase around London with Eggsy easily speeding around other cars and taking sharp turns while Harry aims and shoots and eliminates the threat all the while incredibly impressed with this young man who gets most inappropriate and cheeky at the least appropriate of times