Beating EXO at Table Tennis
Contains: fluff / competition / punishments / paddles / sweet, sweet victory
“Aish!” Minseok said when he failed to block you and you won the game.
“Yes!” You dropped your paddle and did a little dance as you waited for him to do his punishment. You crossed your arms and stared at him.
“Aish…” he said again before pulling off his shirt. You could tell he was regretting suggesting strip table tennis without first checking to see how good you were.
“Another round?” you asked, fully clothed. Minseok only had his pants left.
You saw him consider, then nod. “I won’t lose again.”
You knew he was very good at table tennis, so when you beat him so badly, you both were surprised.
“Wow, I can’t believe I won.”
“I can’t believe I only got three points,” Junmyeon said back with a sigh, walking toward his punishment.
“It’s only for a minute,“ you said trying to comfort him, but it was no use.
Junmyeon put on the heels, turned on the catwalk music, and strutted around in the garage, and you could tell he expected you to be the one who had to do it. You considered doing it anyway later, just to make him happy.
“Yesss!” You jumped up and down.
“Yay! I tried, but you played so well!” he said as he scooped you up in his arms and twirled you around.
“You’re not mad I won again?“
“Of course not, Baobei. Every time you win, I’m happy,” said Yixing, your biggest cheerleader. “And you still get your reward.”
He pulled you closer for a big kiss.
When you scored your final point and raised your arms in victory, his competitive side came out.
“You definitely cheated,” he grumbled, walking toward you. He hit you on the butt with his paddle.
“Hey, that’s not what we agreed on!” you yelled, running away. “I’m supposed to hit your butt!”
“Get back here, cheater!” he called, chasing you into a corner where you tried to get push him away. He won out, but then surprised you when instead of hitting you, he started kissing you. Little did you know, your win had #LetOutTheBeast.
When you scored for the sixth time in a row, you heard your eleventh “ahhh waeeee!” for that game.
“I won again!” you gloated.
“Ahhh… waeee…” he said again when he realized how badly he had lost to you.
You chased after him because you thought you heard him sniffling and you hugged him from behind. “Don’t be sad, Jongdae.”
He sighed turned around in your arms, pouting.
“I’m sowwy,” you said, pouting too.
Then he quickly leaned in to kiss you and you knew you had been tricked!
“AISH!” he yelled when he lost again, throwing the paddle behind him. “I can’t believe you!” He turned around to face away from you.
You were in awe. Why was he so upset? You didn’t know what to say.
“C-Chan…?” You slowly approached him.
He turned around and his angry face soon faltered. “Gotcha!”
“Aww, Chan! Why would you scare me?”
Chanyeol ran up to you and picked you up in a hug. “I just felt like it! You did really well, Jagi.”
Kyungsoo was silent when you scored your last point. He just looked at you with a “do I have to” face, and you nodded slowly and pressed play on the stereo.
Artificial Love began playing and Kyungsoo picked up the cane, which you knew he’d been hoping to have you pick up instead.
He did the entire choreography as you watched, getting thirstier and thirstier as the song went on
because, come on, it’s Artificial Love and Kyungsoo, what else are you going to do? So luckily for Kyungsoo, the game had lead to what he had wanted anyway…
“I thought I was good at table tennis,” Jongin sighed.
“I thought I was bad at table tennis!“
“Well, a deal’s a deal.” He put down his paddle and went to write his name with his butt.
You came up behind him and gave him as many spankings as you could before he caught your hands.
“I knew I shouldn’t have played!” he laughed.
As you scored the last point, you were worried he might whine, but he accepted his loss with dignity.
“You played well,” he said, walking toward the exit.
“Aren’t you forgetting something?”
He stopped in his tracks and spun around. “I never agreed to anything.”
You gave him a look and he recited the words as quickly as possible before running out of the room. “Vivilovesyoumorethanme andthat’showitwillalwaysbe.”