if not oh well it's still funny

Y’know, I really enjoy the concept of Clark Kent.

Like, minus the whole superman aspect.

because, like, okay I can buy that maybe he can disguise himself well enough to hide the fact that he’s superman, but i doubt any amount of slouching and glasses wearing can truly disguise that he’s a very tall EXTREMELY muscular man with a jawline that can cut glass.

So basically this newspaper office has this guy who looks like a weightlifter/supermodel just hanging around but he wears glasses and acts like a huge nerd and everyone just goes with it???

Like “Oh yeah, that’s Clark. No no he works here. Oh no don’t bother being intimidated by him, talk to him for five minutes and he’ll devolve into a lecture on proper tractor maintenance. We like Clark.”

 I wonder if the ladies in the office ever drag him with them to bars so they don’t have to worry about creeps trying to harass them like “back off creeps our friend here is 6′4″ and grew up chucking hay bales” 
And then it’s funny because (as far as they know) Clark is like, the meekest lil nerd around. (He don’t look it though!!!!)

It’s just incredible to me that Clark Kent can pull off being a quiet harmless dork while still looking like, well, superman. 

anonymous asked:

Thanks for the explanation about Charles Grey's popularity! It's fascinating. I still don't really get it, though. ^^; While some of these traits are some I like myself as well, I still can't help but to feel like he (and Phipps, too, tbh) has little to no character. But that's just my personal opinion of course! No hard feelings for anyone who likes him!

Oh no, I don’t really care that much about Grey either (lol), but I’ll definitely defend Phipps! (`・ω・´) He’s actually super funny and adorable despite his poker face! :D

Phipps is

  • a gentleman and is always kind to women and children

he helped Mey-Rin get up (ch38)

and took care of this small girl on the rescue ship (Campania arc)

  • is also kind to animals

he raised this chick from the Easter chapter

to this beautiful chicken (ch108)

  • as a first-class butler, he’s good at everything (he’s actually as perfect as Sebastian and Agni)

he’s even able to charm snakes with a flute!! xD

  • he likes doing “girl’s” stuff, e.g. knitting, cooking, baking cakes and decorating Easter Eggs
  • he’s proud of his knitting ability

*Phipps’ adorable self-praise scene*

  • has a sexy mole
  • he looks mature but is actually younger than Grey (!!!)

He doesn’t appear in the manga often, so I get that you think he has no character, but if you pay attention to the details and read Yana’s blog posts, you’ll find out that he’s actually a very adorable person!! (≧▽≦)

NCT127-Reaction to you calling them oppa for the first time

-Main Admin, M.


Taeyong: You and taeyong were walking around the park when you suddendly saw an ice cream car and you really wanted one.

¨Oh, I want i cream, can we get one, oppa?¨

You never called him that so by you doing so he got really flustered and didn´t know what to do. 

Originally posted by nctuhohahyes

Johnny: You were really having fun with johnny at the Zoo, there were so many beautiful animals, the best one was the elephants, they could draw and even play soccer you and Johnny were amazed by it, by both of you being  from the States, you both have never seen something like that.

¨wow, look at the drawing the elephant did, Oppa¨

Johnny started blussing and started getting nervios.

¨Oppa…..?¨

Originally posted by suhyoungho

Yuta: Yuta always liked to film you, he would say it was for a ¨project¨ but Winwin already told you that whenever they travel he would watch those videos, you really didn´t mind that since you found it cute, and as usual Yuta was filming you as you make dinner for both of you, you look at him.

¨Can you pass me the tomatos, Oppa¨

He put his camera down and looked at you, He then turned around and passed you the tomates, and continued filming you, little did you know that behind the camera he was smiling so much.

Originally posted by y-ta

Winwin: Winwin was having an interview with all of nct 127 members, you were listening to them while you did your homework.

¨there is actually a funny story about Winwin¨ Doyoung says, and you were actually curious to see what did your boyfried Winwin do this time.

¨Well Winwin got called Oppa by someone really important to him, and he couldn´t stop talking about it, even now that is been 3 weeks he stills mentione its¨

¨oh!, he is getting all nervios now¨

¨look at his ears they are red¨

You laughed in your room, The moment you called him oppa, was a really fun expierence to you too.

Originally posted by fywinwin

Taeil: you have never call Taeil oppa before it was never your thing to call him or anyone oppa, but you were curious to see how he would react to you calling him that.

¨Oppa¨

Taeil looked at you while he was cooking dinner, and smiled a little 

¨soo… i´m your oppa, right?¨

Originally posted by taeiloves

Doyoung: Doyoung really wanted you to call him oppa, but that was just not your thing, Today he was being so annoying with it, that you ended up calling him like that by accident.

¨why are you so annoying, oppa¨

He would get so shy that his cheeks would turn red.

Originally posted by doyoungk

Jaehyun: It was a normal day for you and Jaehyun, the two of you would just lay in bed the whole day, doing nothing, like really nothing and out of the blue you just called him.

¨Oppa, I´m hungry¨

He would look at you but then look away laughing shyly, you really made him feel  flustered

Originally posted by jihansoul94

Mark: As you liked to tease Mark a lot, you tried by calling him oppa, in a really cute way, which is nothing like you, because you hate doing cute stuff, but wanted to see his reaction.

¨Mark Oppa, can we go for ice cream¨

you thought his eyes were going to go out of his face because he was really surprise by you doing that.

¨Mark..what?¨ He would ask you even more surprised.

Originally posted by onceagainnct


Haechan: He wasn´t your oppa since you guys were the same age, but Mark told you that haechan sometimes wanted to be call oppa, so you tried out one day and the result was really Haechan like.

¨Oppa.¨ you look at him to see his reaction but he was more like, gif

Originally posted by haenyan

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Im sorry but this is too funny and interesting for me to ignore

Mori calling Dazai and he’s avoiding him lmao look at his expression ! basically what’s going on Dazai’s mind:

Dazai:*beep beep* who is this?
Mori: Its me
Dazai: *boutta end the call*

But fully knowing that it is Chuuya:

Chuuya:*calling Dazai*
Dazai: Oh its Chuuya, *picks up anyway* Hello?

Who Said Fate Was Always Right?

Saw a gif ((which I will tag later, I am currently on mobile)) and this is what happened….

CANT YOU SEE IT ! like steve keeps trying to play flirt with tony and he shuts it down or gives negative feedback every time

xXx

Steve: Looking good today Tony ;) Tony: I guess so Steve: So Tony, are we ever going to stop beating around the bush and go on a date? Tony: Maybe if you got a job that supplies an actual paycheck i would consider it..

Like actual fuck boy Steve and Tony honestly doesn’t have time for this bullshit

xXx

Steve: You never hang out with me anymore. Tony: Yeah i know. Steve: Well why not? Tony: Cause your not on my list of priorities

Tony texts Steve about an Avengers meeting and later they start bickering and Steve’s all ‘well you obviously missed me since you messaged me…’ Tony just looks at him like he’s stupid and then deletes his number so when Steve texts him later he texts back “who’s this?” Steve: “hahah Tony, it’s me.” Tony: still don’t know who 'me’ is… Steve is all “your not that funny.” and Tony sends him a screen shot with “Sorry i don’t memorize every random number that texts my phone.” “ITS STEVE , why dont you have my number saved!?” Tony: oh i was deleting unimportant numbers the other day ..

THIS WOULD BE PERFECT FOR A SOULMATE AU

Tony and Steve are soulmates and neither new until after Steve fucked up too many times and so Tony’s like fuck this guy im not staying with him if he only likes me because of some fate bullshit and Steve is all trying to convince Tony that they are MADE for each other and Tony is like “huh , there must of been a defect or something.”

xXx

Steve causally puts his hand on Tony’s shoulder and Tony looks down at it like “why are you touching me?” Steve awkwardly laughs, “Come on Tony, were soulmates.” “……i dont see how thats related to this situation.” He moves away, “Don’t touch me.” “Why do you keep acting like this Tony!” “Cause i Dont like you Rogers. Case and Point.” “What’s it going to take for you to stop this childishness!?” “If i bother you so much, why do you keep coming back?” “BECAUSE WE’RE SOULMATES!” “You’re starting to sound like a broken record.”

Sam and Bucky are talking with Steve and Steve mentions the whole Tony situation. Steve: It’s fine, he’ll come around… Tony enters the room and snorts when he heard their conversation, “Actually, he or should i say that i have a date tonight.”

Steve: where are we going? Tony: im not sure where you are going but im going out with a new outfit on to impress my hot date. Sam: what are you talking about? Tony: well today i ran into an old college classmate and he asked me to dinner, im single so i figured 'why the hell not?’ Steve: like hell your going out with someone who isnt me! Tony: im sorry father did i not ask for your permission, was this before or after you neglected to tell me your old war body murdered you… oh thats right , silly me , you aren’t my dad your just the guy that fate thought would be a good idea to pair me up with …. guess they should have double checked theyre list twice like santa clause caused they missed Bucky Barnes by a few hundred thousand souls…..

Side note: I do NOT hate Steve, like at all. But sometimes when I think about CACW I feel like I wanna be petty.

she-is-made-of-outer-space  asked:

I reblogged it from my sideblog bellsclarkey 😊 Congratulations on you follower milestone!! Could you possibly write this prompt for bellarke? "you had an accident and hit your head. the doctor says you have some kind of amnesia that restarts your memory every few hours, but that doesn’t change the fact that we’re still married so please stop with the flirty pick up lines" Thank you!!

thank you so much! <3

also, i turned this into an archaeologists au while i’m at it, bcos why not lmao

YOUR BELLARKE FIC:

[also on ao3]

Bellamy wakes up to a rhythmic, steady prodding, something both hard and soft jabbing into his temple, over and over again. 

He snaps his head up from the bed he’s currently slumped sideways over, his legs numb from hours in the hospital chair. “Clarke?”

She blinks at him, her face clean save for a couple of small scrapes and the butterfly bandage across her brow. “You’re sleeping on my arm.”

“Oh, shit.” He opens his fists instantly, releasing her hand from the confines of his sleep-heavy slump. “Sorry, I— are you okay? How are you feeling?”

Her eyes travel slowly around the room, taking in the bed and the beeping machines. “Am I in the hospital?”

All the breath rushes out of him in a desperate wave of relief and worry. “Yes, you’re in the hospital. Do you want some water? Here, have some water.”

She merely blinks at the cup he brings over to her from the bedside table, frowning slightly at the straw he holds out to her before looking up at him.

“Are you a nurse?”

He rolls his eyes, even as he welcomes the release of anxiety lifting off his shoulders. If she’s already back to cracking jokes, she must be feeling fine. “Sure, Clarke. Here, drink some water.”

She sips obediently, settling back into her pillow as she watches him bring the cup back to the bedside table. “You’re not wearing scrubs.”

“They ran out of my colour,” he says dryly, moving back to the bed to perch gently on it, careful to avoid jostling her. 

She hums silently, head cocked as she observes him. “Shame. I love a man in a uniform.”

He blinks at the familiar curve of her lips. That’s definitely not her usual happy-Clarke smile. That looks a lot more like Clarke’s I’m-about-to-make-YOU-very-happy smile.

“Clarke,” he says, “are you feeling alright?”

She shifts on the bed, still smiling that coy smile. “Come on, now. That’s not fair. You know my name, but I don’t know yours.” She pauses, head tilting invitingly. “FYI, this bed’s not the only thing in this room that’s single, you know.”

He stares at her for a full three seconds, every last inch of him frozen solid. 

And then he leaps off the bed, bounding to the door and flinging it open. 

Nurse!


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Caption: i put years of hard work into getting my torture degree at torture college & now everyones like “oh tortures bad”, “its ineffective” fuck off


Dr. Anna Ripley is my favorite NPC. I’m still in mourning. I might always be in mourning. (I mean, I only got to episode 68 last week, so, gimme some time.)

anonymous asked:

imagine young dennor in a human AU, talking about space, existence, aliens, sharing conspiracy theories and things like that. and then norway says 'imagine an alternative universe where we're not in love'. and then they just stare at each other in a reaaaally awkward silence, proably also blushing. if it's not too hard, can you write it for you drabble requests?

Here you are! It might have turned out a bit different than what you were asking for, but I hope you’ll still like it.

It’s funny because I actually had a conversation like this last week. Sadly, it was not with someone I have a crush on, it was with my dad. Oh well, it was a nice memory anyway.



The cicadas made a comfortable droning sound and the summer air was so thick and warm Lukas could have fallen asleep.

Comfortable was the perfect word for how he felt. It still amazed him sometimes just how at ease he felt around Mathias.

Social interaction, well, was never his forte. Speaking, even existing within the world with other people was a minefield.

Other people held secret judgments and false kindness, their eyes darting quickly, making calculations and criticisms. There were times when he had felt sure he could read minds, as the ugly whisper of “What a weirdo” seemed to echo inside his head in a voice that didn’t belong to him.

It had been so much easier, to just disengage with a world that was fundamentally wrong for him. To feign indifference towards those who didn’t understand him and didn’t care to.

And then there was Mathias. Perpetually optimistic, sweet-natured, goofy Mathias who wanted so badly to rip those prickly, sarcastic walls down he must have done it just by sheer power of will.

Lukas had, in the blue glow of night, wondered if he had made the right choice. Should he just cut his losses, assume he would only hurt Mathias and himself in the end? Push Mathias away at all costs to save them from future heartbreak.

But it was times like these, sitting on Mathias’ back porch under the cloudy night sky together, that Lukas could hardly believe he had thought of throwing this relationship away.

“You know what I mean? Hey, are you listening to me?”

Lukas whipped his head to the left, worried. Did he think Lukas didn’t care? He’d been accused of it by past flames. Truthfully, they were right most of the time. But not Mathias. Not ever Mathias.

“I’m sorry, I was just-”

But Mathias didn’t seem even slightly irked. He just gave Lukas a soft smile and said, “It’s okay, I’m just kidding.”

“What, um, what were you saying?”

Mathias faced forward again and relaxed against the rocking chair.

“Oh, I was just thinking, you know, do you ever think about,like, parallel dimensions and stuff like that? Like, why do you think they exist? And what happens in them? I mean, there’s supposed to be eleven of them, right? And different things are happening in them all. Does that mean there’s one original dimension and timeline and all the rest are working off it like a template?

I mean, can you even imagine all the possible combinations of events that could be happening in those dimensions? And what’s the function of those other dimensions? Is one of them like an afterlife? Is that where we go when we die?

Oh! What if our consciousness gets saved to, like, some kind of metaphysical flash drive and then we get plugged back into another dimension? Or what if that’s what other solar systems are for? Do you think there’s conscious life outside Earth? What if they know about us but we don’t know about them? Do you think they’re trying to contact us and we don’t understand? Or are they ignoring us on purpose because they’ve seen our lives and aren’t impressed?”

Mathias’ voice kept rising in pitch and speed proportionate to his enthusiasm. As his mind bounced from topic to topic, Lukas’ stayed fixed on one particular thought. The silent rushing of his blood seemed to urge him on, telling him if he didn’t take a chance and speak his mind, everything he had worked so carefully to build with Mathias would come crashing down.

“When you put it like that…”

Mathias paused mid-thought, turning to listen to his friend.

“You’re right, the odds are practically impossible. To think, you and I. We ended up in the same dimension, in the same solar system, the same planet, and in the same neighborhood.

Mathias only blinked. Lukas took this as a sign to continue.

“Can you imagine it? A dimension where we’re not in love.”

Lukas’ breath was stuck in his throat. There was complete silence. All the nocturnal sounds had stopped, as if nature itself was eager to hear Mathias’ response as well.

Mathias cocked his head to the side and glanced up at one of the only stars currently visible. His face betrayed no apparent emotion.

Lukas felt sick. Had he destroyed the very thing he was trying to save? What if Mathias was disgusted or horrified? He had made a terrible mistake…

But then, Mathias looked back down at Lukas. And he smiled that same, gentle smile he seemed to reserve just for Lukas. His cheeks and ears were red. Was he getting overheated? It was rather balmy out.

“Sounds like a crappy place, if you ask me.”

Mathias rubbed the back of his neck with one hand and took Lukas’ in the other. He stroked the back of Lukas’ hand with his thumb and Lukas wondered if Mathias could feel how blushy and warm he was. He wasn’t used to such romantic, sentimental action but he fought his instinct to run or say something snarky.

It was several minutes before either moved or said anything. But in fact, neither boy minded. It was enough to simply exist together.

Mod Amanda

Teenage Brunet Protagonists

After an untold amount of time apart, Elita’s team finally makes rendezvous with Optimus’ current base. 

Autobot 1: *Seeing Optimus Prime and Elita One reuniting, embracing each other after Primus knows how long* Look at that… And they say perfect couples don’t exist!

Autobot 2: *Smiling as they see Optimus pull Elita even closer* Can you imagine what they must be like together though? Hell, I can’t think those two ever actually sleep together. 

Autbot 1: Eh, I don’t want to think about that. 

________________

Optimus: *tensing* *whispers* ‘Lita… for the love of Primus, do not move. 

Elita: *feels Optimus pull her closer* What? Whats the matter?

Elita: *moves torso just the slightest bit closer to Optimus’ hips

Elita: Optimus Orion Pax Prime… Are you serious. 

Optimus: Primus, ‘Lita, you know I can’t help it! It just… don’t move

________________

Autbot 2: On second thought, I don’t think they’re gonna let go!

anonymous asked:

I'm curious, what line from Tom or Marco made you laugh the hardest? Personally, Tom's "Well they're not related." from BMB still cracks me up and I don't know why. XD I know it's not as funny as other jokes in the series but it still makes LOL.-Bunny Anon

Weirdly most of the things between those two that have made me laugh the hardest were all visual gags rather then lines.

Especially with Tom, who has amazing visual gags:

But since we’re asking what LINE has amused me the most lemme think here:


Marco: Between

“But y’know i’m a pretty good cook, so why don’t you let me go and I’ll give you a taste

and 

“Oh yeah we’ve been trying all styles…German, Italian,….Polynesian?”

(Marco trolling Tom like this is hilarious i can’t help it)


Tom:  Between

“These Balls are…guided by demons..”

and

“And it only took me destroying Marco 48 games to 0 to realize….i was wrong. Like, i slaughtered him, beating him was SO easy”


Me: I don’t have a problem
Also me: can’t sleep with out getting high, rarely wants to do things without getting high, is spending too much money on drugs, doesn’t really want to eat without getting high
Me: I don’t have a prob-

anonymous asked:

when u have a crush on ur best friend and u dont know if u should ask them out or not and ur scared if they say no itll ruin the friendship


Okay, serious talk here (for once). The only 2 serious crushes I’ve had in my life were my best friends and these were definitely not fun situations. The first was when I was 17, and it was the first time I ever felt anything serious about anybody. I ended up telling them because my emotional stability couldn’t hold up around them anymore, after many many months, and I actually broke down in front of them. And the result of my emotional confession? They turned me down. Amazingly, we stayed best friends tho! (even after a second time I had to admit I still had feelings for them, but that’s not worth talking about). The point here is, I told them and things stayed fine between us! I didn’t exactly feel better, but after a while, I eventually did. It helped that they got a girlfriend soon after (ha, did I say helped? I meant ‘destroyed me’) and that made it so I had to move on. 

Well, the friendship didn’t last, just before I turned 19 I realized how much of an asshole they really were and they’ve been erased from my life, but  that was definitely for the best. I just want you to do what feels right. Relationships that start with friendship are the best (from what I’ve heard) and telling them your feelings shouldn’t ruin things, even if they say no. If they’re a good friend, they’ll still be your friend. You’ll be alright :) ♥♥

- Mod Sparky

My Everything

Pairing: Jumin/MC

Rating: T

Disclaimer: I don’t own these characters, all the characters belongs to Cheritz.

A/N: This is my first time writing a fanfiction, flames and suggestions are welcomed. Sorry for the bad grammar or spelling or even bad flow, English apparently is not my first language. I hope you like it.

“My love, where are you going?”

I turned my head to see the origin of the voice and see Jumin walk out from the bedroom while fixing his tie. “Good morning Jumin, I’m going to meet my high school friends for a while, remember the reunion I told you last week?” I replied.

“Oh, are you sure you can’t cancel it? You know I hate you going outside by yourself love.” Said Jumin.

I walked towards him and help him fix his tie. “Hey, its only going to take a few hours, beside, I need to do some errands for the upcoming party. I know you hate me going outside by myself, but this reunion is kind of important for me, it’s been years since I last saw my friends. So can you let it slip for this time?”

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Well I have a new favorite song. Its funny, I originally started drawing this for a cover for a kaishin oneshot I have been working, but if anyone knows the defonition of Frigidity (name of the song by miku) my fics theme turned out to  be the oposite of frigidity but it still works out in a way. Oh well.

link to the song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeMSmsRVCH0&list=FLF5E6g47epkVoxek7ERR9bw&index=1

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Bold all that applies:

I am 5′7″ or taller
I wear glasses
I have at least one tattoo
I have at least one piercing
I have blonde hair
I have brown eyes
I have short hair
My abs are at least somewhat defined
I have or have had braces
There is something I would change about the way I look
My Hogwarts house is: Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Slytherin
I am an introvert
I like meeting new people
People tell me that I’m funny (kinda??? idk i can make a friend laugh a lot at least)
Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me
I enjoy physical challenges
I enjoy mental challenges
I’m playfully rude with people I know well

I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it
There is something I would change about my personality

I can sing
I can play an instrument
I can do over 30 pushups without stopping
I’m a fast runner
I can draw well
I have a good memory (i used to?? it might come back idk)
I’m good at doing math in my head
I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute (was able to do it last time i went swimming at least)
I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling
I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch
I know how to throw a proper punch (dad taught me but i dont really remember much??? so)
I enjoy playing sports
I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else
I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else
I have learned a new song in the past week
I work out at least once a week
I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months
I have drawn something in the past month
I enjoy writing
Fandoms are my #1 passion 
I do or have done martial arts
I have had my first kiss
I have had alcohol (dessert wine is disgusting and i regret everything)
I have scored the winning goal in a sports game
I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting
I have been at an overnight event
I have been in a taxi
I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year
I have beaten a video game in one day
I have visited another country
I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts
I’m in a relationship
I have a celebrity crush
I have a crush on someone I know
I have been in at least 3 relationships
I have never been in a relationship
I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them
I get crushes easily
I have had a crush on someone for over a year (like. 5 years. haha.)
I have been in a relationship for at least a year
I have had feelings for a friend
I have at least one person I consider a “best friend”
I live close to my school (homeschool & old school)
My parents are still together
I have at least one sibling
I have hung out with a friend outside of school in the past month
I have a smartphone
I have at least 15 CDs
I share my room with someone
I have breakdanced
I know a person named Jamie
I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce
I have dyed my hair
I’m listening to one song on repeat right now
I have punched someone in the past week
I know someone who has gone to jail
I have broken a bone
I have eaten a waffle today
I know what I want to do with my life
I speak at least 2 languages fluently
I have made a new friend in the past year