if not oh well it's still funny

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Im sorry but this is too funny and interesting for me to ignore

Mori calling Dazai and he’s avoiding him lmao look at his expression ! basically what’s going on Dazai’s mind:

Dazai:*beep beep* who is this?
Mori: Its me
Dazai: *boutta end the call*

But fully knowing that it is Chuuya:

Chuuya:*calling Dazai*
Dazai: Oh its Chuuya, *picks up anyway* Hello?

I really love the idea that Kent Parson is in the clearest glass closet to ever exist

• like the aces have always known he was gay so why hide it from everyone else
• and pr says he’s technically not allowed to come out yet but KP is so over that
• so he doesn’t explicitly come out but he does toe the line as much as he can
• he makes a lot of closet jokes in press interviews and no one gets it but it cracks Kent up
• he always uses gender neutral pronouns when talking about dating or SOs
• basically lgbtq people recognize exactly what he’s doing and build a fan base around him
• there are a ton of blogs dedicated to being proud of Kent no matter what
• a ton of people who appreciate that he’s fighting back against the closet imposed on him
• who appreciate his efforts to be visible and not silent
• Kent donates to lgbtq charities and publicly supports lgbtq organizations
• Kent always tweets/messages fans who thank him for his efforts or come to him with struggles
• Kent is always sure to thank the fans who are vocal about accepting and supporting him no matter what
• and he’s always sure to be vocal about accepting and supporting all players and fans no matter what
• so by the time Kent is given the go-ahead to come out, there’s a huge fan base expecting it
• and for once in his life, Kent has support
• for once in his life, Kent doesn’t feel alone

Caption: i put years of hard work into getting my torture degree at torture college & now everyones like “oh tortures bad”, “its ineffective” fuck off


Dr. Anna Ripley is my favorite NPC. I’m still in mourning. I might always be in mourning. (I mean, I only got to episode 68 last week, so, gimme some time.)

Teenage Brunet Protagonists

imagine if in until dawn josh’s saw trap prank goes wrong and the tracks accidentally go towards ashley. then josh runs out from behind the wall and grabs ashley by her feet and holds her above the saw, and its just buzzing beneath her. shes hysterically crying, chris is screaming “wtf” and josh is just panicking, telling chris to “turn it off”, and the room is just filled with everyone all yelling at the same time

Two completely different and unrelated people have called me funny within about 30 minutes of each other today. I always thought I was about as funny as the black plague i.e. not funny at all. Still. Humour is in the eye of the beholder I guess.

ooh wowie 1000 followydingdongs would you look at that i just can’t believe it haha jeeze louise my gosh isn’t that just fantastic darn

I feel like It’s too late to make this joke but Dan still jokes about doge and it’s a 2013 meme so I have permission to do this

also wow thanks but I’m a loser and this blog sucks tbh

Did I ever show you guys the worst set of nares I’ve personally ever seen on a dog?! Well it’s these. The owners laugh because “he is always snorting and just lays around all the time.” It’s because your dog can’t breath people! I explained this to them and they still giggled but I still recommended they ask their vet about surgery or if he’s even a candidate. “Oh, our vet didn’t even feel safe neutering him, that’s what he’s not.”

anonymous asked:

I haven't seen you mention Darren guest starring on The Flash (though I might've just missed it). I know you've drifted away from Glee and its fandom, but are you excited to see him? I can't wait to see him with Grant again. They act well with each other.

I’m definitely excited to see Darren on The Flash! It truly feels like worlds colliding.

Funny enough, the reason I watched The Flash in the first place was because of Grant’s role on Glee. “Oh, hey, that’s Grant’s new show – I should give it a shot.” While Glee was still airing, I did briefly watch The Flash, but I wasn’t into it. Fast forward over a year to the “Hey, it’s Grant’s show” moment, I picked it up and fell in love. I watched the entire series up through 2.07 “Gorilla Warfare” (at the time the most current episode) in three days. Glee, ironically, was almost the exact same story: didn’t like it at first, set it down for over a year, picked it up again on a whim, fell in love.

I’m curious to see how they’ll pull this episode off. I have faith in the cast – they’ll rock it – but I’m not sure how one makes a musical episode “fit” in the DC TV universe. However! I’m stoked and will definitely love on that episode(s?) once it airs.

anon: Do you do smut? If so could you please write a Pietro/reader where he like catches the reader touching herself or something? Pleaseoleaseplease

hi jesus its me again yeah i still need help

pietro/reader

word count;  1355, not too long.

warnings; smut, duh, occasional swearing, and dominant!pietro

alright fam its u and the maximaster part three what the fuck i think im funny why know what just enjoy the sex okay thats whAT YALL ARE HERE FOR I COULD BE A ROBOt and would yall care no oh well idc and idk and ilyall anyway <333333

You bite your lip, trying to hold in a groan as your fingers continue circling your clit quickly. You were trying to get it fast enough so that you could imagine it was Pietro, but damn, that boy was a human vibrator.

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Well I have a new favorite song. Its funny, I originally started drawing this for a cover for a kaishin oneshot I have been working, but if anyone knows the defonition of Frigidity (name of the song by miku) my fics theme turned out to  be the oposite of frigidity but it still works out in a way. Oh well.

link to the song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeMSmsRVCH0&list=FLF5E6g47epkVoxek7ERR9bw&index=1