if not just yell in my askbox

Stalker/Possessive sentences

For the first installment to this meme, check out Stalker Sentence Starters!

“Wear that outfit I like tonight. You know the one.”
“I never want to see you talking to them again.”
“I can’t stop thinking about you.”
“I’ve tried to move on, to think about someone else, but you’re always on my mind.”
“I’m obsessed with you.”
“You looked so precious in your sleep last night.”
“Don’t look at me like that; like you’re afraid of me.”
“Where were you? You’re thirty minutes late!”
“Tell me where you’re going and how long you’ll be gone.”
“You’re not leaving the house dressed like that.”
“It doesn’t matter where you go. I’ll follow you.”
“I can be everything you need if you’ll just give me a chance.”
“They’re no good for you.”
“I don’t like them. Stay away from them.”
“You’ll realize soon enough that no one appreciates you like I do.”
“I just want you to love me like I love you.”
“Look me in the eyes when I talk to you.”
“I see the way you look at them.”
“I want you to say you love me. Say it and mean it.”
“If you leave me, I don’t know what I’ll do.”
“I’m done hiding in the shadows.”
“We’re going to be together forever. Just you and me.”
“Leave them. Leave them and be with me instead.”
“Every time I see you talking to them, it makes my blood boil.”
“Are you just trying to make me angry?!”
“If you’re on your best behavior, I’ll treat you well.”
“Did you find the gifts I’ve been leaving you?”
“I was in your room last night. You looked so peaceful.”
“I’m sorry I stole your shirt. It still smells like you.”
“No one will ever love you as much as I love you.”
“If I can’t have you, no one can have you.”
“No! Shh, shh, don’t yell!”
“I don’t care what your friends have planned, you’re not leaving the house tonight.”

desmondmlles  asked:

"and he stood there, wondering how on earth this happened"

Coran hadn’t meant to start another food fight. He just choked accidentally on Hunk’s new dish (it tasted weird, okay, Altea didn’t have flavors like that) and spit it out before he could stop himself. It landed on Hunk’s face. The paladins blinked at him for a moment, mouths opened in dismay, and Coran feared that he had deeply insulted their culture somehow.

But Lance stood up in excitement, waving his spoonful of what Hunk had called “tapioca pudding,” and yelled, “FOOD FIGHT!” at the top of his lungs.

And now Coran just stood there in the middle of the battlefield, wondering how on Earth, or Altea, this had happened.

2,000 followers special! I am taking prompts for microfics for the next two days. Give me 2+ characters and a word, phrase, or situation, and I will write a minimum of three sentences.

Agsbahsj THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL THE POSITIVE YELLING IN MY ASKBOX ILY ALL!!!

Just wanted to say that I sadly won’t be able to update for this au until next week! Mostly because I need to start preparing for the zine for AKD and I need to get on that 2nd arc. That’s a plus right? FLUFF???? even though it’s not for this au LOL but yeah I’ll be at akd for most of this week~ I’ll try to mend your hearts with tooth-rotting fluff I swear

Thank you again for everyone who always sends me sweet words I appreciate them so much and I read them over and over whenever I’m sad. Thank you!!!!

anonymous asked:

Ok we've seen your ugly ass selfies now stop fucking reblogging them, you thirsty ass loser

You do realize there’s an unfollow button right? If you don’t like the contents of my blog, you can just leave. Yelling insults at me from behind anon’s not gonna make me feel bad and stop reblogging my selfies, it just makes you look like a dick.
Have a nice day, sweatie :)

anonymous asked:

help how do you get writer friends that you can talk with about writing and share ideas and stuff with?!? am lost

Hello anon!!

So, I did a bit of a census here - I asked @frenchibi and she said, and I quote, “Just yell. That’s how I make all my friends!”

In all honesty though - I have never met a writer in this fandom who does not welcome asks in their askbox. Throw a message to someone, strike up a conversation on something they’re writing, or something you’re writing - really just yelling about each other’s work is, I think, a good foundation of any writer friendship! (That, and sharing ideas/headcanons. If you’re ever unsure to say, a good start is “So I have this idea I’m thinking about writing…”)

If you want to come off anon, I’d love to chat with you about your stuff! (Apparently I have a very intimidating aura lol) but like I said, all the writers I’ve talked to have been really kind, and have loved striking up friendships!!

Celebration asks (ask me questions/send me anything!)

just a short psa, coming into my askbox to harass me about why your fav isn’t featured in my edits is rude as fuck and doesn’t count as a request. ✔️

i did the thing

i have officially transitioned this side(ho)blog to SOLELY be for MX and B.A.P. i’ve been meaning to do this for awhile and never actually did and my main blog was just kinda hanging out and so yea. 

what this means:

  • content on this blog moving forward will only be of those two groups
  • my main blog (cleverly titled jinkim0n) will house my multifandom love (and girl group love)
  • following this batch of requests, any requests for groups other than MX/BAP will be taken at jinkim0n
  • requests from this batch will still be posted here to avoid confusion although i assume there will be still be some (i’m sorry!)
  • eventually (eons from now) i’ll repost non MX/BAP fics onto my main blog. for now, they’ll just be linked here
  • y’all i’m sorry for springing this, but i had motivation and i had to run with it before it all went to hell.

yell at me in askbox. i’m writing all the nasty requests to appease folks. ily

on the plus side. i’ve finally admitted to be a minhyuk stan? yayy

Originally posted by wonkkyun

caeliindyvo  asked:

DID YOU JUST TAG SOMETHING ABOUT A FFIX AU !??

I TAG A LOT OF THINGS ABOUT A FFIX AU MY DEAR FRIEND

This beast has been my and @moonwhing‘s brainchild since like September and it will never ever let me go. There’ll be a fic eventually if I ever finish the first chapter! But in the meantime there are snippets in that tag and somewhere in there is a link to our giant mess of a google doc that has all the scenes I’ve yelled over skype. ♥

FEEL FREE TO JOIN THE CLUB, WE’RE COOL AND STUFF

Imagine Izzy asking you out on a date after a mission.

“(Y/N) I have something I want to ask you before Jace does.” Izzy said to you after running into your room.

“I’ll agree with you on the choice of food for dinner.” You replied, giving her a small smile.

“Actually, I wanted to ask you out on a date.” She told you. If you didn’t know Izzy, you’d think she wasn’t nervous, but you knew her and you knew she was. Her eyes held most of her emotions and you knew that.

You smiled widely at her. “I would love to Iz.” You said

“Damn it Isabelle!” You heard Jace yell as the two of you laughed.

A/N: Send request through messages until I get my askbox open. If you want to be tagged just ask otherwise you and I will be the only ones to know who requested the imagine.

anonymous asked:

How could ron be bi if he ended up with hermione?

Oh my god. Okay, so there’s this thing called bi erasure, and that’s pretty much what you just did?? I don’t know if it was intentional or if you’re just genuinely curious, because you did come in and ask a legitimate question instead of appearing in my askbox yelling about how Ron couldn’t possibly be bisexual because he ended up with Hermione, so I’m going to just…get into this.

From the very first time Krum is mentioned in Goblet of Fire, Ron is gushing about him. He’s obsessing over him, and telling Harry how amazing he is and saying all the useless and unnecessary facts he knows about him. He has action figures and posters and turns red whenever someone makes an offhand comment about him loving Krum so much. I very much think that Ron Weasley had some kind of crush or infatuation with Krum. Maybe it was because Krum was everything Ron wanted to grow up to be, but he definitely had some kind of attraction towards him.
Now, then there’s the deal with Hermione. As everyone knows, Romione is my very first otp, my most important otp, the otp I will never stop defending until I die. And this is where the confusion comes in, this why people mistake Ron as absolutely straight, a perfect 0 on the Kinsey scale (I happen to believe he falls somewhere between a 1 and 2).

See, in my mind, Ron had a fascination with Krum because, as I stated above, he idealized everything Ron wished and hoped to become when he got older. It later translated into a crush, and I don’t really think Ron ever realized that his initial fascination and infatuation had turned into a crush as he got older.
A part of that could have been due to Hermione. Ron’s crush on Hermione was a lot more prominent, and it was more obvious (or socially acceptable, you might say) for a thirteen year old boy to like his best girl friend, rather than his childhood Quidditch hero.
Now, I’m not saying Ron only liked Hermione because it was more socially acceptable. Ron and Hermione showed very strong feelings very early on in the books, and no matter what kind of feelings they were (hate, acceptance, liking), they were always very obvious to their peers and to the reader. I’m saying that Ron’s crush on Hermione was more based on, yes, their attraction to each other, but also their bonding as friends, their understanding of each other, the times they’d triumphed with Harry time and time again. Lets be honest, they were practically dating without the “physical stuff” by Deathly Hollows, even Harry said it. Granted, he was trying to deflect Krum from Hermione, but still. It’s what we were all thinking.

TLDR; Ron had a very strong fascination and childhood-like crush on his lifelong hero because Krum symbolized everything Ron wished to become, but when he started to like Hermione, they actually formed a bond that, to put it bluntly, trumped the idealization of Krum. When Hermione began “fraternizing” with Krum, I think Ron was more protective over Hermione rather than jealous of her, because he liked her more than he admired Krum, and no real relationship would have ever really come out of Ron’s admiration and crush on Krum.

milkdromedas  asked:

okay but i saw the coldflashwabe ask you answered and i just. i guess there would be two situations where barry has to pretend to date either of them? like, with len, once, and then mick later, and the old lady living across from barry thinks he's cheating on his boyfriends?? so she tries to talk some sense into the kid but barry's all 'uhhm it's complicated??'

Wow, this is a situation I didn’t even begin to consider! Thank you so much for dropping by my askbox with this gem!

Honestly, fake dating is one of those tropes that would be far, far too easy for Barry to accidentally get involved in. He’s naturally just a bit clumsy and a terrible liar. So, how would it happen?

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lemedy  asked:

Top five times you were an emotional puddle of tears over the gay lawyers, you beautiful need.

(um, if you are wondering if the intention of all this capslock to follow is to seem like I’m yelling, know that the answer is YES)

THIS IS THE HARDEST TOP FIVE CHALLENGE OF ALL. NARROWING IT DOWN TO *ONLY* FIVE???? ARE YOU KIDDING ME????

AND NO FANFIC, NO FANART, NONE OF THE SELF-INDULGENT SHIT I MAKE UP IN MY HEAD, JUST PURE CANON HERE.

5. THE END OF GODDAMN FAREWELL MY TURNABOUT. MOTHERFUCKER. AFTER THAT TRYING CASE WE GET EDGEWORTH ALL LIKE “I HAD GIVEN UP HOPE BUT YOU MADE ME BELIEVE IN THE TRUTH AGAIN AND I TRUSTED YOU” AND THEN PHOENIX IS ALL LIKE “WHEN YOU DISAPPEARED I FELT BETRAYED” AND GODDAMN AFTER ALL THAT PAIN AND HEARTACHE AND SHITTY COMMUNICATION, THE TWO OF THEM FINALLY BEGINNING AN ACTUALLY EQUAL RELATIONSHIP AND COMMUNICATING. AND MOTHERFUCKING!!!! “I FEEL LIKE WORDS ALONE AREN’T ENOUGH HERE. I WONDER IF THERE’S SOMETHING I CAN GIVE HIM TO EXPRESS HOW I FEEL.” THAT’S THE KIND OF BULLSHIT PEOPLE THINK BEFORE PROPOSING TO SOMEONE, COME ON.

4. DUAL DESTINIES: TURNABOUT FOR TOMORROW. MOTHERFUCKERS. I PRETTY MUCH DECIDED IN MY HEAD “PHOENIX BECAME A LAWYER AGAIN BECAUSE MILES DECIDED ENOUGH WAS ENOUGH AND SHOVED THAT MAN BACK IN FRONT OF WHATEVER COMMITTEE WAS NEEDED TO GET HIS BADGE BACK.” I HAD NO EXPECTATIONS OF CANON. AND THEN!!!! THEN!!!!! THEY WENT AND CONFIRMED IT!!!!! MILES *ASKED* PHOENIX TO BECOME A LAWYERS AGAIN, AND HE DID!!!! AND MILES *HELPED HIM*!!!! HE BECAME A LAWYER FOR HIM FUCKING TWICE!!!! TWICE!!!!! I’M DONE!!!!!

3. EPISODE 13 OF THE ANIME. WHAT THE FUCK. HOW DARE THIS. HOW DARE THE ANIME BE GENUINELY GOOD AND IT’S JUST FOR THIS ONE EPISODE OF *CHILDHOOD NARUMITSU* SO THEY ARE ADORABLE *AND* ANGSTY WTF. PHOENIX WAITING OUTSIDE IN THE GODDAMN RAIN ALL NIGHT BECAUSE HE *KNEW* THAT MILES WOULD COME BACK TO GET HIS KEYCHAIN!!!!! WHAT THE HELL. I’M STILL CRYING RIGHT NOW.

2. BRIDGE TO THE TURNABOUT!!!! TEARS OF FRUSTRATION MORE LIKE!!!!!! FOR PHOENIX NOT DOING THE THINGS IN HIS HEAD!!!!!! FOR BEING SO GODDAMN WORRIED ABOUT MILES IN THE EARTHQUAKE, EVEN THOUGH HE’S ALREADY GOT LIKE TWENTY OTHER THINGS ON HIS PLATE RIGHT NOW. MILES TRYING TO PUSH HIM AWAY BECAUSE HE FEELS LIKE HE’S STILL WEAK AND PATHETIC, EVEN THOUGH THE EXACT OPPOSITE IS TRUE. PHOENIX WANTING TO *HUG IT OUT* AND THEN NOT DOING IT!!!! PHOENIX THINKING THAT MILES IS MUCH STRONGER THAN HE THINKS AND NOT. FUCKING. TELLING HIM THAT!!!! JUST THESE TWO JERKS!!!! WHO EVEN NOW ARE SO CAUTIOUS AND AFRAID WITH THEIR FEELINGS JUST!!!! GODDAMMIT, HUG ALREADY!!!!!!!

1. MOTHERFUCKING. TURNABOUT GOODBYES. I AM THE WAY THAT I AM TODAY BECAUSE OF THIS FUCKING STORY. LIKE IN GRAVITY FALLS WHEN MABEL SAYS “EVERYTHING IS DIFFERENT NOW” - THAT WAS ME AFTER THIS MOTHERFUCKING CASE. AND I MEAN LIKE ALL OF IT, HOW EVERYTHING IS MILES EDGEWORTH READY TO JUST GIVE UP ALL HOPE BECAUSE HE BELIEVES HE’S GETTING WHAT HE DESERVES, AND PHOENIX SHOWING GODDAMN MAGICAL GIRL LEVELS OF BELIEF AND DETERMINATION FOR REFUSING TO GIVE UP FOR ONE MOMENT-

BUT THE REAL MOTHERLOAD IS OF COURSE

THE MOTHERFUCKING TRAGIC GAY CHILDHOOD ROMANCE FOURTH GRADE BACKSTORY, OR, A TACTICAL STRIKE AIMED DIRECTLY AT MY HEART.

THERE IS LITERALLY NO WAY ANY PERSON WHO HAS PLAYED THIS SERIES CAN SPIN IT - PHOENIX WRIGHT BECAME A LAWYER BECAUSE OF, AND FOR, MILES EDGEWORTH. BECAUSE WHEN HE WAS A SAD LITTLE BOY WITH AN ENTIRE CLASS AGAINST HIM, MILES EDGEWORTH STOOD UP FOR HIM AND SHOWED HIM WHAT IT MEANT TO DEFEND PEOPLE. THAT MOMENT WAS SO IMPORTANT TO HIM THAT YEARS LATER, SEEING EDGEWORTH IN THE PAPER, WHAT HE HAD BECOME, HE RESOLVED TO BECOME A LAWYER HIMSELF TO MEET HIM AGAIN. THAT IS CANONICALLY WHY PHOENIX WRIGHT BECAME A LAWYER. 

ACTUAL QUOTE FROM THIS GAME: “EDGEWORTH BELIEVED IN ME, AND I BELIEVE IN HIM. HE’S IN PAIN. AND NO ONE’S ON HIS SIDE. I’M THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS THE REAL EDGEWORTH. I’M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN HELP HIM!”

WHAT KIND OF GODDAMN REVOLUTIONARY GIRL UTENA BULLSHIT IS THIS!!!!! I JUST WANTED TO PLAY A FUN GAME ABOUT PEOPLE YELLING OBJECTION! IN A GOOFY COURT!!!! AND THIS IS MY LIFE NOW!!!!

trollseamstress  asked:

I remember a while ago you had made a post about amethyst having low empathy, I am a tad curious, has the newest episode changed anything on that front?

oh for sure! to be 100% fair, i never used the term low empathy for amethyst until someone else suggested it to me, which seemed to make sense at the time, so i adopted it. 

my original stance on amethyst, though, was that she just has a very hard time connecting to and understanding PEARL, as well as handling emotionally sensitive situations in a way that’s considered ‘appropriate’ – i.e. gently and quietly, as opposed to running away from home and sneaking out at night to punch people.

so this episode definitely helped me get a much clearer picture of her character, which was great! as of right now, i don’t think amethyst struggles much with feeling the way others feel, so much as she struggles with her relationship with pearl as well as knowing what to do with those feelings that other people feel. like, she could tell steven was sad in sworn to the sword, but she had no idea how to handle it outside of yelling at him, perhaps in the hopes it’d snap him out of it. she could understand perfectly why pearl wanted to keep fusing with garnet, but she had no idea how to handle it outside of keeping quiet and hoping it’ll blow over on its own without her having to expose and hurt her.

she means well, she’s just not as good at the acting on it part.

anonymous asked:

"What the hell is this?" Bucky says in disgust, wrinkling his nose at the offending vegetable."Kale," Sam replies. "It's good for you."

(Leave the first sentence of a fic in my askbox and I will write the next five.)

“You gotta eat vegetables, Buck,” Steve says softly.

“Okay, I’d like to remind you that I survived just fine for two years before you assholes came along and got me arrested,” Bucky says, “and I did it without eating any fucking kale.”

“Yeah, and with a lot of constipation, probably,” Sam mutters, receiving wounded looks from both Bucky and Steve.

“I ain’t eating any of that fake broccoli shit,” Bucky says as he starts to back out of the kitchen.

“Constipation,” Sam yells after him, and Bucky yells back, “Call me when my IV dinner is ready, assholes.”

So, I got this in my ask box today.  I haven’t included the URL of the person who asked, but I feel like I need to publish my reply.

Well, for one, because none of the work on this blog belongs to me - it’s somewhat my responsibility to let others know that they CANNOT take art found on this blog and post it elsewhere without sourcing the artist.  I have found numerous blogs, groups and other internet communities that shamelessly repost art from my blog (in the same order I post it, so I know they get it from me) and DO NOT SOURCE AT ALL.  That is the reason for my disclaimer.  It doesn’t seem to deter them, but it makes me feel like I’ve at least made an effort to stop art theft.

TWO - Not only do I post others art, but I also reblog art, edits, gifs, etc directly from creators here on tumblr - and their work gets reposted from my blog.  How do I know this?  Some people have linked back to ME as the source from shitty places like weheartit, funnymama, or even on tumblr.

THREE - Sourcing should be a no-brainer.  You wouldn’t write a research paper and NOT source all the books, papers, resources you used to write it, right?  Well, the same applies to art, even fan art.  If it’s not yours, YOU HAVE TO SOURCE IT.  That’s a real life lesson.  And I’m just trying to reinforce that notion on this blog.

FOUR - I really don’t give a flying fuck if you want to repost art I’ve posted - AS LONG AS IT’S SOURCED.  If it’s sourced, good for you!  Give credit where credit is due!  It doesn’t matter if it’s on facebook, tumblr, a forum you frequent, whatever.  As long as you retain the artist’s source link, go for it.  But don’t repost it places with no link back to the artist.  That’s wrong.

FIVE - I have never had an artist come to me and ask me to stop posting their art.  In fact, it’s been the opposite - I’m usually thanked for showcasing their art and sourcing back to them.  So unless, you are an artist I’ve posted art from and you don’t want me to, I don’t see why any of this is your business anyway.

SIX - If you’re going to yell at someone, you should track down all the blogs that post/repost unsourced art and yell at them.  Not me.

SEVEN - If this message comes across as somewhat snarky, angry and sarcastic, it’s because it is.  If you want a nicer reply from someone, don’t SHOUT AT THEM IN THEIR ASKBOX IN ALL CAPS AND DEMAND AN ANSWER.  It’s rude.  And frankly, I’ve gotten tired of people being rude to me in my ask box, because it happens all the damn time.

This may seem out of the blue to many of you, but I have received A LOT of rude messages like this recently (and not just about sourcing).  I just don’t publish them.  And sourcing is an important and touchy subject for me.  When I say “Do not remove source. Do not repost without source,” most of you know that I’m trying to protect artists from theft, miscredit and not being credited at all, right?  I never claim any of the art, edits, gifs on this blog are mine (unless they are, in which I usually link to myself in the actual post).

If someone has an issue with how I run my blog, or what I do to ensure that the artists I feature are credited for their amazing, hard work, then you can unfollow me.  I don’t want people following me who don’t see the importance in sourcing - and I’m sure out of the 25,000+ followers I have, there are a few that only follow this blog to steal art from it.  And that makes me really sad. 

I know I’m overreacting to this, but it’s like that cliche saying “the straw that breaks the camel’s back."  If I had known that running a huge blog would invite people to feel like they could step all over me and make demands of me, I would have preferred to stay an anonymous less-than-100-followers personal blog. 

katejgecko  asked:

kc + roadtrip au 🙏

Caroline admits three hours into the road trip that she’s never really got the Beatles and likely never will. At this, Kol comes to the conclusion that Caroline is a spectacular failure of a human being. It doesn’t help that he was really vocal about it, but it helps with the easing of Klaus’ conscience later, when Kol is deposited somewhere between an abandoned gas station and the middle of nowhere.

Caroline, embarrassed that Klaus had to go such lengths to come to her defense, says, “Well at least now we know I’m capable of not meeting your expectations.”

“Never,” Klaus says easily. He lets her choose the music after that.

-

Food is a sensitive topic. If one were to lift the hood of his car one would find a cooler filled to the brim with blood bags, which Klaus refuses to go near.

“I like to enjoy my food, and I respect my body,” Klaus says. “There is no shame in that.”

Caroline sucks down her B positive with gusto, determinedly not watching the way Klaus slowly licks blood off his fingers. At least she’s stopped objecting to him guzzling down neck-straws right in front of her, as long as they’re compelled and released safely afterwards. And if he doesn’t get any blood on her dress.

“Especially that,” she warns, when he’s enjoying his meal and respecting his body so thoroughly he almost sways into her, teeth sunk firmly in a shroud of blood and flesh. 

The scent hits her. It’s blinding.

“Caroline,” Klaus says. His eyes are dark and beady, his lips stained red. The body lies in a heap at his feet, barely stirring.

Caroline blinks. She sucks her fangs back in.

Usually, Klaus recovers quite easily after a meal, but he steps over the body towards her, where she’s perched on the trunk of his car. His eyes have gotten darker, if that’s possible.

“Caroline,” he says again.

Her heart beats loudly in her ears. She wonders if he’ll tease. He’s seen, it’s impossible not to have. She wonders if she’ll feel bad.

He leans in close, and the smell of his mouth makes her hungry. “Yes, Klaus?”

Klaus’ fingers skirt at the lace around her knees. “Sorry about your dress.”

-

Laundromats aren’t easy to come by, where they’re going. When they finally find one, Caroline makes a great show of shoving in all the dresses that Klaus has ruined.

“I could have just bought you a new one,” he points out.

“You’re very rich, I know,” Caroline says, watching the washing go.

“I don’t like that word. It’s tacky.”

“That’s why I used it.”

“Do you not like the fact I’m able to buy you things?”

“I like that. It’s a nice assurance, on the occasion that one day I lose all sense of self-worth and actually come to you for money.”

“When you put it like that, it sounds rather vulgarian.”

“So stop offering.”

Klaus looks like he wants to argue some more, but they’ve had this argument before. He watches the washing go, too. He says, quietly, “I don’t know what else to give you.”

“You don’t have to give me anything.” Caroline rolls her eyes. “I’m here, aren’t I?”

Her clothes come tumbling out of the dryer smelling fresh and clean, lemon detergent and musky softener not quite managing to mask the Caroline that had seeped through the years of well-worn cotton. When Klaus helps her with the folding his hands linger.

-

The desert and dust seem inescapable. Caroline has her feet propped on the dashboard, seat thrown back, boots discarded. Her socks are blue, with rainbows on them. Klaus tries to note all of this with dispassion, but then her ankles cross, and he can’t quite watch the road.

-

As all good road trips go, they have to spend one of their nights in the car. The motel they’d left behind had words missing in its gaudy neon sign, and not even Caroline, who’d thought these things to be romantic on a tv screen, could bear the sight of dead roaches wedged between the flooring.

“This car’s roomier than it looks,” Caroline says. 

“A sound investment,” Klaus agrees.

They stare up ahead at the roof of the car. His hands fold over his stomach. Her feet are still propped on the dashboard. When Caroline peeks at him, he looks rather put out. 

“What else did you expect from a road trip, Klaus?” she sighs, turning on her side to face him. “It’s not wining and dining all the time.”

“Was good while it lasted though,” Klaus says mournfully.

“Really?” Caroline asks. “’Cause I like this, too.”

Klaus looks suspicious. “Do you?”

She reaches for his hand in the dark. Unsurprisingly, it opens under her touch. She fits her fingers with his, and suddenly the car seems warmer. “You’re closer.”

“You never say these things.” 

“You’re always a room away.” Caroline shrugs. 

Klaus turns to face her too. They’re parked on the side of a road, somewhere, the tank is only just halfway full, and they’ve still got some days to go. And then there’s Kol to contend with, who likely will not be pleased when he finally catches up with them. Klaus tells her this.

“Is there a reason you’re telling me this instead of kissing me?” Caroline asks.

“Just letting you know, we shouldn’t get too distracted.” Her lips are awfully close to hers now.

“You’re really vain to think that,” Caroline tells him, but she’s the one to moan when he buries his hands in her hair.

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anonymous asked:

21 DenNor/NorDen for the kiss meme?

21. Jealous kiss

oooh sounds like fun!


If Norway heard one more stupid word about that stupid bridge, he’d punch Denmark in the face.

His boyfriend was practically bouncing on the balls of his feet, jittery with excitement as he spoke. “Wow, isn’t it great how amazingly Germany’s been getting along with me? Our next project is gonna be so cool! Have I told you about it y-?”

“Yes!” Norway hissed scathingly. “Now would you please shut up?”

“But Nor, you didn’t even let me finish my question!” Denmark whined, shoulders slumping slightly and mouth tugging into a pout.

Had Norway been a less patient man, he might have expressed his genuine anger right then and there, but Denmark seemed far too sweet and innocent to mean anything by such phrases.

He retracted his former statement – if Norway heard one more stupid word about that stupid bridge, he was fully prepared to drive right over one of those bridges to Germany’s place and smack him in the face.

Knowing Germany, he’d probably just turn the other cheek.

“Norway, are you even listening to me?” Denmark suddenly asked, snark and slight frustration demanding his attention.

Welp, this was going to be fun to explain. “Sorry, I was distracted.”

“You always do this when I talk about Germany. Why?”

“Maybe if you had less of a boner for Danish-German relations, I’d be more apt to listen,” he shot back thoughtlessly, before he covered his mouth as realization hit and the blood rushed to his cheeks.

Denmark seemed confused for a moment, then a sly smile crept onto his face. “Nor, are you jealous?”

“Shut up.”

“Don’t deny it!” he shot back. “You’re totally jealous.”

“I said shut up!” Norway yelled as his lips collided with Denmark’s, biting his boyfriend’s lips just a bit too hard and pushing him into the wall just a bit too forcefully.

and then i ran out of ideas