if not i'm going to jump off a cliff

A Short Biography of Elrond
  • Elrond: Hi! I'm Elrond, and I live with my mommy and daddy and twin brother Elros. I love my family!
  • Eärendil: *sails away*
  • Maedhros and Maglor: Hello
  • Elwing: *jumps off cliff*
  • Elwing: *turns into a bird*
  • Everyone: WTF
  • Elrond and Elros: Mommy...
  • Maglor: Oh no, oh no, don't cry, smol baby elves, we'll be your new dads now!
  • Maedhros: Wait, what?
  • Elrond and Elros: Yay!
  • Elrond: And you'll never leave us, will you, new dads?
  • Maedhros and Maglor: ...
  • Maedhros and Maglor: *run off to steal the silmarils*
  • Maedhros: *jumps off a cliff*
  • Elrond: Wait, not again-
  • Maglor: *takes a long walk on the beach and is never seen again*
  • Elrond: Well, I guess it's just you and me, Elros-
  • Elros: Actually, I'm gonna become a human and die.
  • Elrond: Oh... ok, that's cool. That's cool. I'm just gonna become bffs with the new king Gil-Galad
  • Gil-Galad: *dies*
  • Elrond: Well, at least I have a beautiful new wife Celebrian
  • Celebrian: *get's attacked by orcs*
  • Celebrian: I must go into the West to seek healing.
  • Elrond: Of course, darling, don't worry about me, at least I still have our three beautiful children-
  • Arwen: Actually I'm gonna become a human and die.
  • Elladan and Elrohir: And um... we're not coming West with you.
  • Elrond: You know what? I'm done. Nobody fucking appreciates me in Middle-Earth. Sayonara bitches, Elrond out.
  • book Hiccup: please for the love of Thor let me just have a boring day, I don't want adventures, I just want to sleep in for once in my miserable life.
  • film/series Hiccup: I haven't incited an incredibly dangerous situation in over 18 hours, this is ridiculous and I REFUSE to sit still, I am literally going to jump off of a cliff today, I will cause and solve so many problems for these dragons just you watch dad look i'm going to get struck by lightning it's gonna be GREAT
When the Night Meets the Ocean. {ACOTAR oneshot}

Based off a prompt requested by @lorydavidova : the Inner Circle on vacation. I loved writing this! Thank you, thank you, thank you for this sweet prompt! :) short, sweet, simple, and full of love.

The Summer Court had hidden beauties that Rhysand even found himself surprised by after all his years in Prythian.
He sat on top of a rock, looking out at the series of waterfalls that fell into the ocean.
“You seem distracted.”
Rhys embraced the joy that consumed his soul as his eyes found those of his mate. Her long hair was down in long, loose waves, thanks to the salt water. “Just watching you all.”
Feyre perched herself on the rock behind his, and pulled him back so that his back rested in between her legs. When she didn’t say anything, he continued, “You have to take in these moments. You have to memorize them, lock them away in a special place. When war comes again, these are the memories that will help you stay sane.”
Feyre rested her chin on the top of his head, and the two of them breathed in the love being displayed around them.
Nesta was snuggled closely in Cassian’s arms, sitting just beneath a gentle waterfall, the water hitting their toes. She was blushing furiously at whatever he was whispering in her ear.
Rhysand was happy Cassian found someone who was worthy of him. Cass had a good heart, and a lot of love to give. At first, the High Lord was not sure why he would fall for Nesta. But as time went on, and Rhysand saw the two of them together, he found his answer.
They were two opposites, two different halves of the same being. They needed one another to feel whole, they needed one another to heal.
Rhysand watched his Commander spread his wings and wrap them around his love, kissing her softly as they disappeared from sight.
Azriel had Elain on his back, her arms wrapped around his neck as he swam them through the clear, blue water. They were laughing about something, and Rhysand felt a pang of joy at the emotion on the Shadowsinger.
He felt the same for Elain, as Az played a large role at helping her heal from her trauma. While Cassian and Nesta were two halves of the same whole, Azriel and Elain found love because they were so similar that they understood one another perfectly, without having to say anything at all.
The Seer threw her head back and shook with laughter, causing Az to smile with his lips in the water as his arms continued to push them forward through the small waves.
Amren was sprawled out on a towel between Varian and Mor, bathing in the warmth of the sun. She had a small smile on her lips at something Mor was saying, and Varian looked as if he wanted to be anywhere else but in middle of that conversation.
Rhys could make out the tiniest tint of pink spread across his high cheekbones.
“It’s a beautiful view,” Feyre breathed in his ear, taking in the salty air and the clear, blue horizon, “but it doesn’t compare to Velaris.”
Rhysand chuckled. “Nothing compares to the City of Starlight.”
“Don’t tell Tarquin,” Feyre laughed, breathlessly. “We just got him to like us again.”
Just as Rhysand was about to reply, Cassian called his name.
He was climbing up a wall of rocks, nearing the top of the cliff. “Join us!”
Azriel was there in a heartbeat, Elain and Nesta close behind.
“Couldn’t you just fly to the top?” Feyre chimed, giving her mate a quick kiss before joining the others.
“Sometimes it’s fun to do it the hard way, my Lady,” Cassian winked, wiggling his eyebrows. “Mor, you scared?”
Less than a heartbeat later, she was storming towards the base of the ledge. She climbed to the top in seconds, and instantly had Cassian in a headlock.
“You look good like that, Cass,” Azriel laughed, before throwing Elain over his shoulder and jumping into the blue abyss.
Elain screamed, and burst into a fit of giggles, forcing a grin to spread across Rhysand’s lips. Elain’s laugh was contagious.
“Mor!” Amren yelled, rising into sitting position. “Throw him in!”
“Don’t you want to join?” Cassian called to her.
Amren scoffed. “No.”
“Come on, Amren. Let your hair down!”
“I don’t want to lose my spot.” She gestured around her. “I have a perfect view of watching Mor kick your ass. Throw him in!”
“Do it! Do it!” Azriel chanted once his head popped out of the water. The others joined in, and Rhysand had a good feeling Cassian didn’t put up much of a fight as Mor pushed him off the edge.
Flipping all the way down, he caught himself just before hitting the water, and flew himself back up to the top where he grabbed Morrigan’s hands, pulled her out over the ocean, and let go.
She cursed his name as she fell, and hit the waves with a splash.
Nesta thought it was funny until he went back and did the same thing to her, except he kissed her passionately just before he let go, and hollered, “I love you!”, just before she hit the water.
“Come jump with me, my beautiful High Lord!” Feyre waved him over.
Cassian pretended to gag. “Save that talk for the bedroom, Feyre.”
With a roll of his eyes, the High Lord of the Night Court climbed up the side of the cliff, grabbed his mate’s hand, and jumped into the ocean off the coast of Adriata.

Was it hard?” I ask.
“Letting go?“
I nodded.
"Not as hard as holding on to something that wasn’t real.
—  (via @sturzpoesie-blog)

anonymous asked:

I'm still in my first play of DA:I and I have put off playing what pride had wrought for like 2 months because I heard Solas break ups with the inquisitor right after 😭 any advice? From Red or Solas?

Listen, going into the Solasmance already knowing what happens is like jumping off the cliff and then asking “does one take fall damage in this game?”. 

All I can say is that you will take that fall damage but if you’ve been paying enough attention, you won’t mind breaking all your bones for Solas. 


PS: On a more serious note, his romance it’s more complicated than it seems. Definitely more complicated than “he’ll break up with you just because”. So don’t give up on him just yet. And, for what it’s worth, he’ll love you eternally regardless. 

  • Trini: Jump on 3.
  • Zack: Okay.
  • Trini: 1
  • Zack: 2
  • Trini: 3
  • Zack: *jumps off the cliff*
  • Trini: *steps up to the edge and looks over smiling*
  • Kimberly: That wasn't nice.
  • Trini: No, but it was fun.
  • Kimberly: You know we have to go down too.
  • Trini: *smiles and turns to Kim* I'm not.
  • Kimberly: Don't make me do this again.
  • Trini: *laughs and takes a step toward Kim* Do what? I have no idea what you're talking about. *takes another step*
  • Kimberly: *grabs Trini and pulls her into a hug and over the cliff*
Cause I believe Kimberly is scared of making Trini hate her as well
  • Kimberly: (giggling) Oh what you mean like that time you tore open your shirt in gym cause you shoved too many Dodge balls up there.
  • Zack (in the background): Wait what. Please Kim, tell me this story.
  • Trini: (now annoyed) thanks Kim, now he's never gonna let this go, I asked you not to tell anyone. Christ, you can be really annoying sometimes, you know that?
  • Kimberly: (face falling) oh-oh right. I-I'm sorry. I didn't realise how- I'll just go.
  • Kimberly stands up, grabbing her things. Trini notices her bottom lip trembling, Kimberly obviously trying to mask her pain.
  • Trini (suddenly feeling very guilty): shit Kim. I didn't mean it like that. Don't go.
  • Kimberly: no. No it's fine, I'll leave. I'm the one who should be sorry. I promised I wouldn't tell anyone and I broke that trust.
  • Trini (grabbing Kimberly's wrist, speaking softly) Kim. I'm not Amanda, I don't hate you. I was just annoyed, and you didn't betray me. You don't have to go.
  • Kimberly: you don't have to say that cause you feel guilty.
  • Trini (pulling Kimberly down next to her, Zack noticing this and leaving, giving the duo some privacy): I'm not. I say things I don't mean when I get annoyed or angry. I wasn't angry at you, I was annoyed cause I knew Zack would use it against me in some way. I didn't mean to make you think I hated you.
  • Kimberly (struggling to keep the tears from falling): it's just... After what I did to Amanda. I'm so scared everyone's going to hate me and leave when you all realise how much of a bitch I am. I'm scared you're going to leave me and I-I... I can't lose you too.
  • Trini (quickly pulling Kimberly into a tight hug, the Pink Ranger's body shaking as she sobbed into the Yellow Ranger's shirt): we're never leaving you Kim. I'm never leaving you. You're stuck with me.
  • Kimberly: you say that like it's a bad thing.
  • Trini: to most people it is.
  • Kimberly (she murmured, leaning slowly up to the Yellow Ranger): I'm not most people.
  • Trini (her voice breathy): Kim. W-what- what are you doing?
  • Kimberly: something I've wanted to do since we jumped off the cliff.
  • Trini: you mean when you dragged me down with you.
  • Kimberly (giggling slightly): eh. Tomato tomato.
  • Before Trini could retort with a sarcastic comment, Kimberly softly pressed her lips to Trini's. The shorter girl tasting the soft tears on Kimberly's lips.
  • Trini (after pulling away, causing Kimberly to whine): I take back what I said earlier. You are definitely not annoying.
  • Kimberly: if that's what you think after I kissed you, maybe I should do it a bit more.
  • Trini: maybe you should.
  • Before they could though, they heard Zack cheering in the background.
  • Trini (seething): I swear, if he watched all of that, I'll use him as my personal piñata.
  • Kimberly: have fun.
  • She watched as the shorter Ranger chased Zack, hearing his screams as he ran out of the room, Kimberly wiped away her tears, all previous fears leaving as she gently touched her lips.
  • Kimberly (whispering to herself): yeah I'm definitely fucking bi. Without a doubt.
Hiccup watching dangerous act on tv (Modern AU)
  • TV: This man is going to jump off a 500 foot cliff into the ocean-!
  • Hiccup: ...
  • TV: Do not try this at home!
  • Hiccup: Duh, of course I'm not gonna try it at home. Since when do you jump off cliffs in your house?
  • TV: Extremely dangerous! Do not attempt!
  • Hiccup: *scrambles out of seat* OCEAN I'M COMING!
Dance on city rooftops and laugh at the streets so far below. Sit on the edges of cliffs, feet kicking over rocks painted in a thousand shades of pastel and perfection. Jump out of planes and off of diving boards, and don’t let the fear of the fall stop you from watching the world go flashing by.
—  some words i need to hear

You wanna know the worst part about fandoms? These are people. We can’t say that those posts calling other racists, and homophobes are sent from bots. Those are sent from people who live. It scares me, actually. How can someone let a fake relationship and fake world suck them in so deep that they throw away their souls and tear people down like that? 

We don’t have to agree on everything. Some people like Olicity. Some people like Lauriver, and others ship WestAllen and throw up in their mouths over SnowBarry. If you look at real life, some people like Trump and some don’t. God didn’t intend us to all like the same thing. If we did, life would be boring as heck. We have a free will, and we’re allowed to use it. 

I don’t really care if people hate Donald Trump. Or if they hate Hilary Clinton. It’s a part of life, and it’s real. But you know what I do care about? When people hate others because of difference of opinions about something fake. TV is fake. That’s something we all need to remember. There are people writing what people need to say, and then they broadcast it to the world.

So why are we sending hate to people, sending shippers and the actors death threats, shipping married people with anyone other than their spouse, and creating fandoms that are so toxic that it drives fans away? Television is supposed to be a fun, occasionally tearfully-watching-a-finale experience. It wasn’t designed to give people a free pass to be mean. 

If you’re on Tumblr, you’re probably a part of some kind of fandoms. Maybe several. Here’s what we should all do our best to remember: Do to others as you would have them to do you. It’s a Bible verse, and regardless of whether you believe in that or not, it’s a great rule to live by. Do you want to be told to go kill yourself? That the world would be better without you in it? Would you like to be called a racist or homophobic? 

If not, then don’t tell someone else to jump off a cliff, or that they are racist. 

Especially when it’s over something that’s completely fake. 

gretamaya  asked:

'Steve mets the justice league, is perplexed' is such a delightful idea and so true, because he'd just be standing there going "... what ... why ... i was on an island of amazons can i just go back to that". I also really like the idea of Steve being on Themyscira for awhile. That would be HILARIOUS.

Right?? Also I’d watch an entire movie of Steve washing up on the shores of Themyscira and the Amazons being like “crap we have this man now what do we do with him” and Diana is all “I’ll show him around!” and we get a lot of Steve’s “THIS IS INSANE” while they go to banquets and jump off cliffs and what not.

Watching episode 1x04 of the 100 with my bestfriend
  • BFF: So is Bellamy in a relationship with any girl that we have met so far?
  • me: I'm not telling you...
  • me: No you have to watch the show...Why do you want to know anyway?
  • BFF: No reason...
  • *Charlotte jumps off cliff, camera zooms on Bellamy and Clarke screaming*
  • BFF: what?
  • me: nothing...
  • me: *looking at her like a proud parent*

saltyapp11es  asked:

Heya Kellie! I've been a long time fan, and I've been meaning to ask you this question: (I'm sorry if you've answered this before and it's annoying you) How long have you and Robin been together? He's a very lucky man to have you. You guys go together like warm oven baked cookies and some warm milk :D I guess you could also say you guys go together like Batman and ROBIN AHAHAAAAYYYY *jumps off a 90 foot cliff*

hey haha aww thank you :D

Oh we’ve been together for just a month c: not that long tbh but yeah! 

um yeah make sure you didnt bring a parachute for that joke… IM JOKING HAH that was a good one ;D

vaporeonmaster  asked:

You are handling that flood of angry-ness about the whole transphobia fiasco so freaking well. It's pretty obvious to me you aren't a transphobe anyway. I'm jealous of your ability to stand your ground! And, for the record, in very glad you aren't apologizing to someone who told you to go jump off a cliff and die. You don't get to threaten or terrorize someone and then expect an apology. :)

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

The mere fact that they thought I’d even entertain the idea of giving an apology is beyond baffling, not after the things they said :)