Description: Based on a prompt from Tumblr user thetwogaydetectives - “fake relationship that ends up being so real, they finally realize they are in love.”
Probably not EXACTLY what she was looking for… but, eh, my muse has its own kinks to fulfill.
Review: Fake relationship trope at a gay bar. You know where this leads.
So I went onto this fancy wine site for Pietanza and there was a damn popup chat with “specialists” and they wouldn’t leave me alone so-
Stephen: Hello, may I help you find a great wine?
Me: I’m just looking for a story I’m writing I’m not actually shopping, sorry.
Stephen: Well I’m sorry to hear that. But even then, is there any kind in particular you’re looking for?
Me: Okay, yeah actually, what would be the most pretentious Italian white wine?
Me: You know. What would make my character seem super snooty but knowledgeable if he walked up to people and started offering pairings? I have a couple throwing a snobby dinner party, like the cliche wine and cheese soiree, and they’re questioning his authority on the matter and I need him to show them up. Like not $1000 bottles, but over you know, the $4 ones I buy.
Stephen (after some time): How about a
Bucci Verdicchio Classico dei Castelli di Jesi Riserva? [site link]. Always over $30, pairs wonderfully with medium cheeses, and your character will sound like he knows what he’s talking about saying that mouthful :)
Me: Stephen, you’re fabulous; thank you so much. If I’m ever not poor I’ll come back and buy some rich people fruit juice.
Stephen: The rich people fruit juice will be waiting for you!
I don't get it. You're not that nice but people constantly like you. You are obnoxiously annoying when it comes to jongup too. we get it, you and him have something. don't have to rub it in everyone's faces. But it wouldn't be anything without your so-called friends you probably pay to give jongup your gift just like how you paid for post its. if they were really your friend you wouldn't have to pay for it. but you keep saying they're your friends.
Remember my secret knitting project a while ago? Now I can reveal it was a lavender hat for my lovely @itsmandymo 💜💜💜 She has been such an amazing friend to me (drawing me beautiful art work like Bowel Owl and Owlgeta) so I wanted to give her a special “Trunks” hat for her birthday!!
Does anyone wake up around this time feeling hungry? I really don’t want to eat especially cause its 2am. But i’ll probably be up all night if I don’t. (Wohoo! All nighter) Hays. I’m sure water will help. Or shall I watch a movie? Ugh. All my friends are asleep so I can’t message them. Hay nako! What to do. 😒🙈