if it's not i'm going to feel dumb

Cos I said I would.

anonymous asked:

ok i'm feeling very very dumb because i'm not getting the sex joke on "red devil avocado" .-. please explain?? ahah i'm just so ... maybe cause english is not my first language? im lost

Of course!! It’s not really so much the “red devil avocado” comment its just what they say and how they say it after that part.

So Dizzee says “red devil avocado where are you?” then EXTREMELY SUGGESTIVELY Thor says “I’m right here” (we could even talk about how him shaking the spray paint can was suggestive BUT WE WON’T GO THERE TODAY) and then in response Dizzee gets this little fucking smirk on his face and tells thor that he’s painting- because he knows exactly what thor was implying 😜

Hope that explained it!!! Its probably one of my favorite little moments because its such a subtle and flirty moment 😍😍😍

anonymous asked:

I'm a trans guy working in the same office as my mom. She has talked me into not being out at work (which is really dumb cuz both my bosses are openly gay men who support the community) and now it's coming back to bite us both. I have to ask for time off soon cuz I'm getting top surgery. No clue how or what I'm going to tell my boss. I know I don't have to tell him anything but I don't want to come in after surgery and have everyone assume I had breast cancer, that feels really wrong to me

  • Me watching latest My Hero Academia: Man I love this series so much! The positive messages, inspiration, and lessons are uplifting and help me want to be a better person and keep trying. The animation, music, and action are all great. Have I mentioned the dub? I think My Hero Academia should be required reading or viewing by everyone and would help inspire people and help everyone.
  • Me after seeing Todoroki's abs after his match: ...O hai thar....*drool*

anyone else ever feel really embarrassed looking up words or references you don’t know or understand because you feel like you should’ve already known them?

I do this almost everyday and I know I shouldn’t be embarrassed by it, but there are a lot of things I’m not very educated on. All I want to do is learn, but I hate feeling like I’m being judged because I don’t know a lot of things that everybody else does.

Maybe Sugawara really was petty.

Or in the very least, an attention- Daichi’s attention- seeker.

That wasn’t strange, was it?

It wasn’t wrong to attempt to monopolize his boyfriend’s attention. Especially not when he looked so good- disgustingly so- and was in the very center of all those hungry stares. Truly it was only natural that Sugawara would want to do all that he could to capture his gaze and hoard it away until only he could feel its heat.

He wouldn’t let anyone steal him away.

And if in order to do that he had to whore himself out for the bartender’s attention, well then put on the red light.

Sugawara Koushi was open for business.

Hey guess what.

The boys are being dumb again.

Thank God.

Originally posted by incaptainswanwetrust

flatsound sentence starters
  • "Tonight I walked through a field that used to scare me more than I scared myself."
  • "I wish I had known you then."
  • "It was never death that interested me; it was the idea of an opportunity to follow a cold breeze that promised to take me anywhere but here."
  • "I’m sorry you thought this couldn’t work, because I’ve never wanted anything more in my entire life than to prove that it could."
  • "You were not my world, you were my universe."
  • "And I wonder if that’s what it feels like to die."
  • "Why do I wait, wondering how long it’ll take you to admit it?"
  • "I’d rather keep my mouth shut then start to say what I can’t finish."
  • "I sit here wondering if anything you said was true."
  • "We both noticed something had changed."
  • "I called you up again today and you didn't pick up."
  • "I didn't expect it to happen this quickly, you know?"
  • "I sit here and I worry about myself so much."
  • "I wanted you to care, I wanted you to be nosy, I wanted you to be there."
  • "I know it's stupid of me to say that you don't care, I mean, of course you do, but I want you to care so much more."
  • "I can't be around all these people who all my life have tried to change me."
  • "I can't hide who I am."
  • "I will be happy for the first time in my whole life."
  • "It makes me feel good, makes me feel pretty."
  • "I will go to sleep; just know you’ll be in my dreams."
  • "If I cry, it won’t be because of you."
  • "You don’t have to wait or pretend that he’s just your friend."
  • "It scares me more than I'd like to admit."
  • "My only problem lately is I've got too much time so all I'm left with is that what's on my mind."
  • "I left out everyone and all I have at the end of the day is that what's on my mind."
  • "Say I came back today, would I have a spot in your heart?"
  • "I cheated with your ex best friend."
  • "You can't stand in my doorway for long."
  • "It's eleven o'clock, he's expecting you home."
  • "I'll walk you up the hill to your car."
  • "No, don't let go, don't let this die."
  • "I just need to know what I did to ruin this and turn your body cold."
  • "If you walk through that door there will be no us."
  • "I thought you were being distant."
  • "I did not mean to make this the worst night of your life."
  • "I need you to know what happened."
  • "I saw you walking by, you didn't say hi, you didn't even smile."
  • "You're not the only one who's feeling anxious toward the bullshit that's attached to growin' up."
  • "You said things would stay the same; well, have they?"
  • "I know you're scared, but you'll never get better if you keep running away."
  • "Sometimes you need to be self centered to understand yourself better."
  • "I'm not in the mood to stick around."
  • "Every day I think about you and why you had to turn into my enemy, when all I need's my friend."
  • "Look at me and see how much I've changed since you left."
  • "Well, is this what you wanted, for me to admit that this fucking hurts?"
  • "I was never good at talking smoothly."
  • "Now I don't remember how you speak; I mean, it comes to me in dreams, but by morning, I lose everything you ever said."
  • "I'm not perfect, I think I'm quite the opposite, I'm nothing to adore."
  • "Perfection is opinion and nothing more."
  • "I'll be here waiting when your plane lands."
  • "Hi, my name is none of your concern."
  • "I like the way you make me feel at home."
  • "It wasn’t a mistake - so please dont think it was."
  • "I didn’t have a lot to drink, I just needed a bit for confidence."
  • "They won't find out, no one cares enough about it to run their mouths."
  • "Just please, when you’re ready to go, try not to make it so painful."
  • "Will you write another sad, sad song?"
  • "It's obnoxious and it's useless to fight a war you're losing."
  • "This might be your only chance."
  • "Is it you who calls the shots?"
  • "I don't know why they're choosing to confide in someone who will talk about anything."
  • "There are people who miss me and I don't know why they're investing all their time into someone with my history."
  • "Why did you say that I was one in a million? Because I believed it."
  • "I thought I had something that you were too scared to lose."
  • "I also saw how often you say goodbye."
  • "Things were never supposed to be this good."
  • "Nothing I can say now would justify a thing, just know I'm sorry."
  • "I just wanted to say I hope you're okay."
  • "You're already hurt, I'm scared that if you put your trust in me, I'll make it worse."
  • "You're still so young, you have room to grow into something amazing."
  • "You won't remember who I am."
  • "I can't live with the chance that this feeling's ever coming back."
  • "I don't hate you, but honey, this still hurts."
  • "I'm not dumb, I know everything."
  • "That liquid he consumes makes him speak the truth."
  • "Look at me, because I exist."
  • "It's a shame that we're not soulmates because if I didn't know better, I'd say this feels pretty good."
  • "You've been gone for too long, why'd you go?"
  • "Is this what you think it means to be responsible?"
  • "I went to class, you didn't show up."
  • "I thought we said that we'd keep in touch."
  • "So live up to the name you’ve been making for yourself."
  • "Last night you had that dream again, the one where you try and run from your fears but you can’t because you’re wearing fabulous stilettos."
  • "If I were the sun, I'd shine my light on you and leave the people that hurt you cold."
  • "We’re fighting again, more than usual."
  • "I’m sorry about being me."
  • "I'll sleep on the couch."
  • "Bring me a cat to be my best friend."
  • "It isn’t like you ever said that you were committed to the thought of me and only me."
  • "I can’t believe I spent all morning trying to tell you I’m sorry about yesterday."
  • "You smell like the devil but you feel like the lord."
  • "I didn’t dodge all your bullets, I just denied that they hit me."
  • "If I told you I loved you would you reach out and touch me?"
  • "I wish we had just gone to bed."
  • "This could have worked."
  • "The best part of that whole song was skipping ahead to Nicki Minaj."
  • "I will not make the same mistake twice."
  • "I know you never really liked people, I didn't mean to make that worse."
  • "I still know the roads that take me to your street."
  • "I know I promised that we'd talk more it's just, I'm surprised you even want to talk at all."
  • "I'm so scared that you still think I'm the one who gave up."
  • "The plans we made were never mistakes, they just didn't work for us."
  • "You always knew the deal that we made and what this was worth."
  • "I'll go to sleep at a decent time when I find something worth waking up for."
  • "I keep checking my phone to see you haven’t called at all."
  • "I thought I was the best part of your life, now I’m pretty sure that I was wrong."
  • "You’re impossible to read so if you love me, come clean."
  • "I’ll refer to you as my special love, the one that set me free."
  • "I’m feeling lost in towns that were my home."
  • "It's my own body, I did what I wanted."
  • "It’s not that I don’t have words to say, I just don’t want to be the one that speaks them."
  • "Your only flaw is that you’re flawless.”
  • "I’m so full of shit, I’m surprised you bought it."
  • "Well congratulations, I didn’t know you two had made things so official."
  • "Don’t call me when it fizzles; in fact, don’t call me at all."
  • "What a beautiful sight to see you alive."
  • "I can't hold you responsible anymore."
  • "I'm lost now in the thrill of it."
  • "I just want to lay in bed with you."
  • "I'll throw everything I have into the flames just to make it last."
  • "There are reasons that I can't stay."
  • "I built my life around watching everything you do."
  • "I wonder if you're having fun."
  • "You said you were done; well, how done?"
  • "I want to believe that I really don't need him."
  • "I can't wait until I see your face and my brain feels nothing."
  • "I would never want you to stop your life."
  • "You were always a shitty friend."

I very low key want to scream about this thing but I feel like it’s such a lame thing to scream about that I have no idea who to go to to scream about this

anonymous asked:

So I'm a POC and I'm dating a white guy. He's super nice super great yadda yadda but.. we disagree on some very important things. Like.. we've gotten into some racial disagreements and gender disagreements yet he claims to be very social liberal and left wing so it's really confusing?? And I feel super dumb for being bummed that we disagree on shit like the friend zone or all black spaces I feel like I'm literally dating my oppressor I thought he was on my side but hes a great bf so Idk :(

I’m sorry you’re going through this ❤ Sadly many self proclaimed leftist men are like this. It’s your choice whether to stay with him or not, personally I wouldn’t want to be with someone like that

help i’m falling in love and i’m getting the Soft Feels™

Day 16 and I’m still miserable and bitter without Glenn Rhee.

"Little Shop of Horrors" sentence starters
  • "Feed me."
  • "What a creepy thing to be happening."
  • "Why this whole thing strikes me as funny, I don't know..."
  • "There must be someone you can 86, real quiet-like."
  • "Here I come for you!"
  • "Don't tell me - you got a little tied up."
  • "I need blood, and s/he's got more than enough."
  • "[Name] is not a healthy girl/boy."
  • "If I can move and talk, who's to say I can't do anything I want?"
  • "I am flyin' now!"
  • "I think I need a root canal."
  • "Bear in mind, I'm not immortal!"
  • "It really is a rotten way to go!"
  • "What we have here is an ethical dilemma..."
  • "No thief would look in there, right?"
  • "The mask - it's stuck. I can't get it off!"
  • "It wouldn't be terrible at all. It would be a miracle."
  • "[Name], I don't think you understand..."
  • "I'll make it worth your while."
  • "If we fight it, we've still got a chance."
  • "Jesus Christ, I could asphyxiate in here."
  • "The guy sure looks like plant food to me."
  • "All I ever wanted was you and a sweet little house."
  • "Am I dreaming this?"
  • "[Name], that's thousands of dollars! Where is it?"
  • "It's the one gift I can give you."
  • "In a way, we'll always be together."
  • "Something is very wrong here."
  • "Can you hold, please?"
  • "Christ, what a frickin' scatterbrain!"
  • "Depression's just status quo."
  • "Relax. It'll be easier that way."
  • "I keep asking God what I'm for, and he tells me, 'Gee, I'm not sure.'"
  • "Just go with it, doll!"
  • "Well, get your ass in here!"
  • "I chopped him up, but I didn't kill him!"
  • "It's your professionalism I respect."
  • "Oh, [name], you're the most wonderful person that ever lived."
  • "No shit, Sherlock!"
  • "I couldn't sleep."
  • "I liked you from the day I came to work here."
  • "All my life I've always been poor."
  • "[Name], sweetheart, what's been going on?"
  • "You're a monster - and so am I!"
  • "You mean you'd still like me, even if I wasn't famous?"
  • "What'd I ever do to you?"
  • "I need some water in the worst way."
  • "It's an antique. They don't make 'em like this anymore."
  • "You kids should be in school!"
  • "How do you intend to better yourself?"
  • "She deserves a prince, not a sadistic creep like him!"
  • "Daddy left early. Mama was poor."
  • "I'm feeling strangely happy now..."
  • "I tried to be on time, but..."
  • "[Name]'s first radio broadcast!"
  • "Are you dumb? Or hard of hearing?"
  • "It's what you did to her."
  • "I've done terrible things, [name], but not to you. Never to you."
  • "Come with me to the police and tell them that."
  • "You remember that total eclipse of the sun a week ago?"
  • "Get a move on, you little slut!"
  • "I don't like that guy, [name]."
  • "With the right advertising, this thing could be bigger than hula-hoops."
  • "It talks."
  • "Believe it, baby!"
  • "I'd meet a man and follow him blindly."
  • "You should hear the way he talks to [name]!"
  • "Don't die, [name]. I need you. Please, please, don't die..."
  • "I don't know. I have so many strong reservations me..."
  • "You love her madly, don't you, schmuck?"
  • "You watch your language!"
  • "What the hell's that? A gun?"
  • "Look out!"
  • "It's true. I did it."
  • "Lots of folks deserve to die!"
  • "That's disgusting."
  • "What am I supposed to do? Kill people?"
  • "I'll take it straight."
  • "Do we have a deal?"
  • "That's not a very nice thing to say!"
  • "Don't feed the plants."

anonymous asked:

But how would you feel if your other half decided because he wanted solo to push you over the edge though you didn't want to go, you were happy where you were and you may disappear and lose your onstage career? If H said he wouldn't re sign with 1D they'd have no option but pretend it was a hiatus. Something forced it when 3 out of 4 didn't want it. Zayn took all the flak for leaving but it feels now that H broke the band. Sweet creature is a song H denied twice was about Louis.

I’d do it anyways. If my coworkers come to me and say we have to work on this new project together, but I don’t want it/don’t think I can do it, but they say it’ll be good for and it’ll help me to learn more, to get my skill in that area better, I’ll do it. Again, you’re acting like Harry put a gun in their heads and forced them to do it, you’re saying this boys are nothing but what Harry wants. Like their voices and opinions don’t matter at all. Y'all think they didn’t talk? That they didn’t discuss this? That they didn’t consider everything? And holy shit, you got to be kidding me if you honestly to god expected Harry to confirm a song is about his closet partner when him, himself is closet too

This is kinda dumb I guess, but I broke up with my best friend today? I mean we like…recognized that we can no longer sustain that level of intimacy and intensity.

Even platonic relationships are hard long distance, I suppose. Things have been more weird between us lately, even when we’ve seen each other in person. He says he’s been feeling a lot of pressure to maintain the relationship when he no longer feels that intensely, and to be honest, I’m no longer that consumed either. I’m pretty happy most of the time without thinking of him every hour, and that’s kind of weird. 

We’re still gonna be friends, and hang out when we can, and send each other dumb stuff, but yeah. Being sorta-codependent best friends with him for years has been the best relationship I’ve ever had. I’m really sad about us officially recognizing that it’s over, even if it’s dumb! I’m going to cry a lot and eat ice cream! 

I literally did nothing yesterday after work, I was a lump and watched movies. So now I feel relaxed this morning enough to actually draw. I’m actually going to color this because Suga makes a pretty crow demon, and also I missed his birthday. Also bless Suga and his beauty mark~

YOU CAN SEE MY BEAST WITHIN AU HERE! :3  I’ve been slow with updates, and it won’t be multiple pages every single time, but so far it’s fun to do~ 

*sigh* so in the parking lot there was a guy who needed some money, needed some help with something I don’t remember, and bc I was just feeling nice I guess even though I know better (and I’m dumb) I gave him some and so then when I’m walking back to my car I hear him getting in his and speeding off really quick like tire screeching a little bit quick sooo yeah I think I just fed a drug and/or alcohol problem which is a shame like on one hand I expected it and so I’m just kinda like whatever, figures right, but on the other I’m like just kinda disappointed ya know bc you just can’t trust anybody anymore. Like how many ppl have I said no too that were actually genuine and then when I decide to help one, it’s one that I firmly believe now was faking like why is it so hard to tell the difference. What happened to honesty? Like am I apparently super stupid…yes bc I think I got duped (which I expected but at the same time you wish that’s not the case this time) but like why can’t ppl be honest. I would love to help ppl in need, like someone needs some money to catch a bus or something, no big deal I would be happy to help out but you can’t trust anybody anymore! It’s just a shame and I’m sure I just got tricked, which you know, it’s fine maybe he will clean up his act one day and it won’t be a complete waste but I doubt it. It’s just depressing, the world is depressing and everybody sucks. Can’t even do something nice for someone else anymore for fear that it’s a scam or a massive lie. Like I expected it, even if I didn’t see him whip out of the parking lot like he stole something (lol right) I would still wonder not that it matters, nothing I can do about it. Admittedly, he didn’t look like the type I would normally believe and he didn’t have the best story built up but I was just in a helping mood so he got lucky. Maybe he will pay it forward….doubt it though. Maybe he was speeding off to go fix the problem or whatever his issue was, lol, doubt it. Look now I’m just ranting even though I decided that I wasn’t going to let it bother me or care what he really ended up doing with the money bc again it doesn’t actually matter, it’s not like I gave him the last bit of money i had and now I have nothing left so it’s whatever. Nothing really matters

listen i know this sounds like a pipe dream BUT there is no way furudate is going to give us all these out-of-canon-but-official-art of oikawa and kuroo being pals and getting into dumb shit together and then not ever have them meet so basically what i’m getting at is ur going to have to pry the concept of college teammates oikawa and kuroo out of my cold, dead hands