if it were a movie

  • Stan : I'll speak French between your legs
  • Bill: That's the hottest thing i've ever been told
  • Eddie: I'm just picturing someone screaming "bonjour" at a penis
  • Richie : SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS!!
  • Beverly: None of you should ever be having sex

anonymous asked:

I'm hoping the Obi Wan film turns into an Obi Wan + Baby Luke go on an adventure movie.

This is literally the opposite of anything I want.

It’s extremely important to me (not to mention heavily implied by ANH canon, but who even cares about that anymore) that Obi-Wan was not really a figure in Luke’s life prior to ANH. He was “that crazy old wizard” that Luke had heard a few stories about, and was vaguely aware of where he lived, but that was it.

Obi-Wan spent 20 years in the desert being depressed, growing mushrooms on his vaporators, practicing his dragon calls, and learning to brew his own moonshine (and then drinking it, in impressive quantities). Nothing Disney does will ever convince me otherwise.

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Ben Hanscom being more than just the fat kid who loves Beverly

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them: aw bill and beverly make such a cute couple 

me: YOUR HAIR IS WINTER FIRE, JANUARY EMBERS! MY HEART BURNS THERE TOO!!!

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the live action remake is everything

Marvel Moodboards: Peter Parker 

     ❝  Come on, Peter… Come on, Spider-man.  

  • GotG: A sci-fi comedy that doesn't take itself seriously, but it starts off with a really dark opening where the main character's mom dies right in front of him as he cries uncontrollably
  • GotG 2: A sci-fi comedy that doesn't take itself seriously, but it concludes with a really dark ending where the main character's dad dies right in front of him as he cries uncontrollably