if it doesn't kill you she will

Fandom: Dragon Age (post-Trespasser)
Characters: “Mkid” Abano (name tbd), Sylathi Lavellan, Maleus Abano (@lavellanlove)
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It was that time. Mamae said so. And half the times she didn’t even have to tell him. He just *knew.* He pattered over to the door, curls bouncing, arms flailing. He tripped, knees and hands scraping on the rug. He felt soft hands on his sides. “No! I can!” He heard the soft chuckle behind him as he haphazardly pulled himself to stand.

He finished his race to the door as it opened. He bounced in place, giggling as Papae walked though. “Papae papae!” he chanted, reaching up, grasping the air until his wish was granted.

Giggling from his scratchy kisses, he left kisses on his cheek in turn, then wrapped his arms around his neck, nuzzling his face into his skin. He smelled like the sea and he felt warmth of the sun against his cheek.

He reflexively smiled when he heard his voice: soft, gentle, always warm. The days events bubbled out of him: half finished sentences and mashed up words, but not once did Papae ever looked away or frown. “Ar lath ma, papae,” he would always finish his stories with and his favorite part of each day was hearing him say it back.

  • Sombra, after communicating with symmetra online for a while: "ok I think I've got a read on her, she's smart and a little awkward and doesn't like killing. She must be brains over brawn type. Not a huge threat."
  • Symmetra, fighting alongside Sombra for the first time, dealing 120 dps with her gun, running full speed towards enemies and dodging attacks until her laser takes them out, forcing enemies off cliffs and into crossfire with her shield, just making six murder turrets out of nothing: "Pathetic, you are simply not worthy of the true reality. I will put you in your place"
  • Sombra, with her bullet gun, epm, and teleport baseball, feeling a weird combination of attraction and terror: "holy fucking shit"

[2] quotes: 3x09 - come back to me.

Last night I had this strange OFF dream where everything was slightly different… the guardians weren’t the usual ones, they were softer looking, and I think the zones were remakes?

But what I remember most clearly was this other Batter who was some ambiguous-gendered successor even more unstoppable and bloodthirsty than the first one. The Batter I saw appeared identical to the original, except this one wore all white, a short skirt, and was referred to with she/it pronouns:

She took out zone 1, no one knew how to destroy her, and she was very hard to distract, so zone 2′s guardian was desperately trying to figure out how to stop her somehow– then I got woke up, and it looked like the guardian may have been on to something… but you know how things usually go with zone guardians and Batters.

DC's Badass women
  • Queen Rhea (to Cat): I'm going to kill her.
  • Cat Grant: Oh dear, I'm not that easy to kill.
  • Sara Lance: Hey, that's my line!
  • Cat Grant: Well, it's mine now. Go save history, chop chop.
  • Sara Lance: How do you...?
  • Cat Grant: I'm the Queen of all Media and Supergirl's mentor. She doesn't know how to lie.
  • You: Love
  • Me, an intellectual: Kaz Brekker, Bastard of the Barrel, Dirtyhands and Lieutenant of the Dregs, who only ever invests in people for the sake of money or his own gains, doesn't know what mercy is, can kill a man without blinking, rescuing Inej Ghafa and telling her he would've done it again and again and again even if she no longer had the skills that make her valuable
Girls Night Out
  • Emma: Well it doesn't matter because Regina Mills is not into women.
  • Ruby: Are you kidding me right now?
  • Kathryn: You have to be kidding.
  • Belle: Or she is completly oblivious.
  • Emma: What are you guts talking about? She is into that lumberjack look. Beards and muscles and you know, dicks.
  • Mulan: Maybe the bar is not the best place to have this -
  • Ruby: Seriously? Of course Regina likes women. Everybody knows that.
  • Emma: You are bullshitting me.
  • Ruby: She had a very wild and very public affair with Maleficent after she killed Snow's Dad. Very very public.
  • Belle: And I think she had a relationship with the head nurse at the Asylum during the curse. She gave her roses and looks.
  • Mulan: She supposedly disguised herself with magic and visited taverns with certain reputations.
  • Emma: You're saying she snuck into ye olde gay bars?
  • Mulan: With Tinkerbell and several other blondes.
  • Ruby: Emma, honey, if Bette Porter and Olivia Spencer had a gay love child, that child would cower in awe of Regina's lady loving powers.
  • Belle: I mean her Evil Queen self pretty much undressed you with her eyes, constantly.
  • Kathryn: Normal Regina does too. All the time. One time she almost ran into a wall because she saw you out running.
  • Emma: Is this a joke?
  • Zelena: I wish it was. I need a curse to erase the tales of my sister's proclivities from my mind. It is bad enough I have to see her lusting after you, but talking about it is worse.
  • Snow: And we can't even get properly intoxicated because we're still breast feeding.
  • Emma: So she really is into girls.
  • Lily: Yup. Hey quick question, can magical gays make babies together? I'm asking for a friend.
  • Emma: I need another drink.

anonymous asked:

1. Can you explain how River is a feminist icon when her ENTIRE character is COMPLETELY caught up in the fact that she's destined to be the Doctor's wife and then just dying for that? From Let's Kill Hitler all the way to Silence in the Library/Forest of the Dead, her whole arc was about her being the Doctor's wife and then dying to save him. So how does that make her feminist when she's literally stripped of every ounce of agency she has? Because she "kicks ass"? That doesn't make her feminist.

2. I’m not trying to be a dick, just curious why you think that. I’ve always taken her to be another example of Moffat’s horrible track record with women being slavishly devoted to the Doctor (if you respond to this, you can copy & paste this into the above one, there was just a letter limit here :P

River’s character isn’t about being stripped of agency and just conforming to fate. River is a character who begins life forced to be something and who overcomes any confinement, expresses her will against it all. She’s empowering because she is handed a life full of people trying to control her and she throws it all off every time, never living on anything less than her own terms.

Trapped as a kid in a suit as a weapon? Breaks her way out, crosses continents to be with her loved ones on her own terms. Told to kill a man? Winds up choosing not to, asking her parents and trusting their judgement to guide her in that choice. She falls in love with him and that’s something she clings, to not just because she loves him but because it’s something totally hers, her own choice and her own emotions and her own life. Dumped in prison? She breaks out regularly to do whatever she wants, and that’s not just hang with the Doctor, as we’ve seen before in the show. She’s got an archaeology career which she does put to use in her own adventures. She even steals the TARDIS regularly to go off without the Doctor, she’s not just some weeping damsel throwing herself at him. She dies to save him, yeah. He’s planning to do the manpainy heroic sacrifice thing and she refuses to have any of it because it would erase that life she spent so much time building and fought so many battles to make utterly hers. So she takes the place of the Doctor to save the day. And in return, he sticks her in an afterlife, one she refuses to be contained to. She hops around still in dreams and as a ghost, still hanging with the Paternosters, still roaming the universe even as a data ghost, still calling the Doctor out and yeah, still loving him.

There’s nothing unfeminist about loving someone (and it’s certainly not a slavish devotion, nor is it for Clara, Amy, etc, and I think that’s rather uncomfortable to suggest; if any new series character exhibits slavish devotion it’s Rose, and her mum calls her out on that, and Rose is still heroic and her own person). Love’s just a thing many people do. It in no way defines all she is. River is surrounded by many complex machinations and forces trying to hold her in, sure, but the point is that she never once is defined by any of it. She is her own person who owns her own life, her own desires, her own everything. This is the woman who, to quote Moffat, “got married about 428 times. Once for each gender.” Who takes on dictators and oppressors and steals precious artifacts from genocidal villains. Who was a pawn who became a queen. Who always comes out on top.

River is so, so, so much more than just kicking ass, though I love that she does that, too. A bisexual action heroine who asserts her agency every time and is allowed to be so so complex and compelling and wonderful. I adore her, and her continual fight to be herself no matter who tries to hold her back inspires me.

Mystery RP Starters
  • " This place has been abandoned for years. I wonder why? "
  • " Did you hear something. "
  • " SHH! There's someone in here. We're not alone. "
  • " Is it just me, or did it just get really cold suddenly? "
  • " We're either going to die or get arrested for trespassing. "
  • " Why did the train just stop? "
  • " Who turned out the lights?! "
  • " Something. Is grabbing. My leg. "
  • " Where did that scream come from?! "
  • " We're going to die, we're going to die... "
  • " You're acting kinda funny. I don't like that look you're giving me... "
  • " There was a body. Where did the body go?! "
  • " I-Is that a dead body?! "
  • " How did he/she/they die? "
  • " Why did you kill him/her/them? "
  • " So you were a witness. Tell me, what did you see? "
  • " Is that blood?! "
  • " My head feels weird... I-It's all going dark. "
  • " What do you mean, there's someone beside me? We're the only ones here. "
  • " This doesn't make sense. "
  • " I think we're being lied to. "

anonymous asked:

well one reason i would consider the JD in the musical slightly less 'sociopathic' than in the movie is that the one in the movie literally comes to kill Veronica as revenge for being dumped, and he only doesn't because he finds her hanging and thinks she's dead. in the play he comes to try to convince her to come with him to do the bombing thing. it's not like he's a great person by any means lmao, but the one in the movie freaks me out a little more idk.

he does the same thing in both the musical and movie actually :0

“i was gonna kill you” - movie jd

“for that, you should be dead” - musical jd

At least once a week my brain does the following:

Plotting Brain: “Ahsoka might then fight that person and kill that person…”

Plot-Check Brain: “No, but Ahsoka doesn’t kill people.”

Plotting Brain: “Oh, you’re right. So if the doesn’t kill people, maybe she has to wrestle with–”

Plot-Check Brain: “Wait! I’ve got an incoming message from memories, let’s see what it is…”

Plotting Brain: “Okay so she might then fight that person and kill that person…”

DannyMay: Emotions

Angela Foley, Maddie Fenton, and Pamela Manson stood in front of their children. The trio were leaning against each other; Danny was in the middle, while his friends sat on either side with a protective arm wrapped around his shoulders.

Maddie crossed her arms. “What do you three have to say for yourselves?”

Danny licked his lips. “Mom, I can explain-”

“You three have been helping Phantom!” Pamela cut in, “There is nothing to explain!”

The trio exchanged a look and moved closer to Danny.

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anonymous asked:

I hope this isn't annoying, I only ask because I love all your threads, and I'd love to see it, and I'm selfish like that. Have you ever considered making a thread of Lyall and Hope Lupin meeting as Rowling described it? He saves this muggle girl from a boggart she thinks is a scary man going to kill her, and she's so pretty and thankful and he's such a dork he doesn't tell her he's a wizard??

(( OOC: Andy and KP actually made that thread… and I was the boggart. XD You can see it HERE and HERE. *thumbs up* )) 

Nothing’s gonna harm you (not while i’m around)

Hey everyone! Remember when, two months ago, I said I was working on a Baby BatCat fanfiction? Well, I finally got around to finishing it!

I’m sorry it took me so long, but what was intended to be a small, fluffy OS turned into a behemoth of a fic, filled with angst and hurt/comfort. So I guess it’s a win? Please enjoy!

Baby BatCat. Post-Season 3 Winter Finale.

It’s been two days since the standoff between Bruce and Jerome. While Bruce is having trouble coming to terms with his ordeal, Selina has never been more worried about anything or anyone.

This missing moment is about the two of them taking care of each other, having important conversations, and realizing that protecting and trusting are not necessarily mutually exclusive.

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“No one’s gonna hurt you,

No one’s gonna dare.

Others can desert you,

Not to worry, whistle, I’ll be there.”

— Not While I’m Around,

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Selina quietly observed him from behind the window as he sat on the couch opposite the fireplace, his lanky frame somewhat tense, shoulders sagged and head low. It had been a couple of days since Jerome wrecked havoc on Gotham and tried to murder Bruce, and Selina couldn’t remember a time when she had felt more terrified for him. The moment she’d learned about what had happened, she’d gone straight to Wayne manor, not even caring that she was supposed to be mad at Bruce—she just wanted, needed to make sure he was okay.

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