if it does i'll delete it

damian wayne doesn’t have a “middle name" but it’s like a cultural Thing in america (ie, everyone’s super obnoxious when you say you don’t have one) so he starts making them up.

some classics:
-damian amadeus wayne
-damian kristoff wayne
-damian beyonce wayne
-damian bat wayne
-damian wayne wayne
-damian lucifer wayne
-damian *construction noise* wayne
-damian talia wayne
-damian f*cking wayne (yes, please include the asterisk–I’m not a heathen)
-damian voldemort wayne
-damian magneto was right wayne
-damian barack hussein obama wayne
-damian esteban julio ricardo de la rosa ramirez wayne
-ask drake*

*note: he told tim his middle name was “I am a b*tch” in Arabic and said it meant “warrior.“ taught him how to say it correctly and everything. took tim almost a week to figure it out.

look pals i know it’s crazy and frustrating having to wait for the actual release date for the comics and i know spoilers are tempting and very good at the time….but remember this we are owed nothing. if anyone is concerned no one has to give us new content or new stuff. it can just as easily be taken away. so respect the fact that bryke, dark horse, and irene koh have decided to work hard to give us something they deem worthy of for the wait. respect their wishes, respect their hard work. delete spoilers if you have any. don’t share them.

youtube

what is wrong with me

no really I’m serious

okay bye I really need to study

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haiba alisa is a beautiful lesbian and i hope she actually has heterochromia in the anime

Drunk Azriel ft. Inner Circle.

Because I am a little bit drunk, and thought why not.

- He does not get easily drunk. On the contrary, out of all the members of the Inner Circle, he is one of the last to get drunk. He is more of the “be careful because he gets everybody drunk”.

-He doesn’t realise that, due to the fact that while trying to get everybody drunk he too has to drink, he is reaching that point in which he is sort of pre-drunk.

- Oh but Rhys and Cassian in the midst of their drunknness do realise that with a few more shots their brother will be drunk and they know that from that point the party will just get better.

- Drunk Azriel is a sight for sore eyes.

- He becomes sassy and cocky af. Cool and collected, not a sloppy drunk. You wound’t know it, but his mind is just a little bit slower and becomes more unfiltered.

- He also becomes flirty and really really smooth. And when I say smooth I mean that even Feyre, however in love she may be with Rhys, gets swoon over.

- Of course, of fucking course, these illyrian boys do find any kind of excuse to take their shirts off. Clearly Az here joins them, there is no way he will miss that.. but he plays it waaaay more “casual” than his brothers: “someone spilled their drinks all over my shirt”.

- They also become overly protective of the females in their circle, be mated or single, they don’t like prying drunk males near them.

- Azriel dances and oh boy, he might not be a loud drunk, but he enjoys his sexy dancing. Then again he does not got for the obvious sexy moves, nu-uh, it’s more in the way he holds the person he is dancing with. Little closer, hand going to that place where you are no longer certain it’s called the back (all this with your consent clearly).

- When he is with his friends though, like Mor (by this point he knows and they are all good, all pure, all love (no, I don’t mean romantic)) or Feyre. They all start dancing together, since all of them are wasted af, making every single person in the club either jealous or horny.

- He is a fun drunk friend. That’s all I’m saying.

why is this his quote at the top of his page god damn it

anonymous asked:

Duuuuude your 1 Fear post is me. Actually the Ten/Simm shippers scared me away from even thinking much about the ship and it wasn't till I started my Classic Who watch and got to Three and Delgado that I considered it's a legitimate ship...just not the way they were doing it. Also Missy is life so all this 'real Master' bs needs to stop.

Man I feel you, especially when they’re choosing the most unusual or aberrant incarnation of the Master to hold up as the One True Master, with all that drums stuff (which I reallly hope we’re all going to pretend didn’t happen). Missy is phenomenal, Michelle Gomez is amazing, and having a woman play the Master is a massive step in DW history that’s bringing us one step closer to a female Doctor.

anonymous asked:

"I'll delete my instagram in a few days. It'll never come a new one. I do this because the kind of attention I get here does not make me happy in any way...I am also strongly opposed to the culture which affect young people's lives today where so much focus is on how you look and how many likes you get and therefore I don't want people to just play with my instagram. So please follow me with SKAM, and Isak, but not with Tarjei." bringing this gem back

so glad he left before all this madness..but sad that he had to

amyames450  asked:

Oh god if one of my faves starts disliking us now. I don't know what I'll do. I still have jb but still it hurts thinking about this.

I hope not, it’ll be sad if he does change and acts different around us but Jackson is strong, he’s been through so much shit and has gotten hate constantly over dumb shit and he tends to bounce back , I feel bad for him for being attacked constantly, I see why JB deleted his social media.

I’m pretty sure he’d still love us, he’s not like that, things like this happened to him before and he still loves us and treats us well because he knows we’re there for him.
Asexual!remus headcanons

•Remus is asexual and doesn’t really voice it unless necessary
•for months Sirius says sexual pickup lines to Remus when he first becomes interested in him
•"hey moony that sweater looks nice on you, it would look better on my bedroom floor"
•"hey moony I may not go down in history but I will go down on you"
•(cheesy, but that is Sirius blacks middle name)
•Remus either laughs it off or just ignores it
•one day as Sirius says one of his “brilliant” pickup lines in the almost empty common room
•(“I see you haven’t been studying, you must want the ’D’”)
•when Remus just nonchalantly says
•"Sirius you know I’m asexual"
•and Sirius is just completely ?????what ?????what does that mean??????
•and Remus sighs and explains as simply as he can
•"it means I don’t actually wanna have sex with you…or anyone for that matter"
•and Sirius stares at him in shock
•and Remus sits there waiting for a rejection or a disgusted remark like always
•and Sirius just throws his hands in the air and says
•"moony why didn’t you tell me sooner?! I would have just asked you on a date instead of trying to get in your pants first!“
•and Remus grins cause wow Sirius Black is such a dork
•but also wow he respects his sexuality like no one ever has before
•and he wants to take him out on a date too how special
•"so do you wanna?”
•"wanna what?“
•"go on a date with me silly?”
•"of course I’ll go on a date with you padfoot.“
•and they just continue on with their business grinning like two idiots

Britain has memes, America has memes. Now it’s time for CANADIAN MEMES:

  • Best Sleep Centre “YOU’LL FIND US”
  • Anyone from Saskatchewan to Quebec making fun of other provinces complaining about the cold (especially BC)
  • Stop Harper
  • “You didn’t believe… It’s Trudeau” (True Doe)
  • Give me my Timmie’s or no one gets hurt
  • “Just out for a rip are ya bud?”
  • BC smokes too much pot 
  • Alberta’s a bunch of cowboys with oil
  • Motherfucking Maple Syrup 
  • The Bay