if i'm still missing some don't kill me ok i tried

Mass Effect 3 - a (not so) short summary
  • Alliance: Sheppard we've lost communication with the moon what could be the reason?
  • Shepard: reapers
  • Alliance: ahah yeah sure
  • Reapers: BWAAAAAAAAHH HELLO TINY FUCKERS
  • Alliance boss: holy shit a reaper why no one warned us about this
  • Shepard: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
  • ---
  • Anderson: take the Normandy and save the galaxy once again child
  • Shepard: I killed 300.000 batarians I should be in prison tho
  • Anderson: yeah don't worry about that we cool
  • ---
  • Hackett: ShepRAD you have to go to mars to find some fricking answer hurry
  • Shepard: okay let me get this straight
  • Shepard: it's been 3 years since I first talked about reapers, I died and resurrected, I saved everyone from Saren first and from the collectors second, I've been under arrest for several months and no one even tried to get some motherfuckin information
  • Shepard: now reapers are attacking us and you bitches sent me to find a solution to this highly anticipated disaster?!
  • Hackett: basically
  • Shepard: all right let's do this
  • ---
  • Liara: yooo Shrapnel look what I found
  • Shepard: what is this project
  • Liara: idk
  • Shepard: what does it do
  • Liara: idk
  • Shepard: it will help against reapers
  • Liara: idk but it's Prothean
  • Shepard: so we're supposed to spend a bazilion of money and employ trillions of workers to build a huge penis-shaped artifact and we're not even sure if it's gonna work?
  • Liara: ya
  • Shepard: well sounds like a good plan to me
  • ---
  • Shepard: OMG this sexy weird-haired mech is killing that Virmire survivor what do
  • James: I got you bruh *crashes on the mech with a ship*
  • Shepard: James what the legit fuck
  • James: I did it because I seek attention
  • Shepard: aw baby what's wrong
  • James: I'm unromanceable
  • ---
  • Garrus: that my planet and reapers are destroying it
  • Shepard: shit son you all right
  • Garrus: yeah can I calibrate something on the Normandy later
  • Shepard: you can calibrate my ass
  • Garrus: Sherpes no
  • Shepard: Sherpes yes
  • ---
  • EDI: hello I entered in that mech I got a body now
  • Joker: I'll fuck that robot or I'll die trying
  • Joker: literally
  • ---
  • Reaper: ahah I'm having so much fun killing krogans that's the life man
  • Kalros: son of a bitch
  • Reaper: HOLY SHIT *dies*
  • Krogans: yeee
  • Kalros: only I can kill krogans
  • Krogans: fuck
  • ---
  • Mordin: I perfectionated genophage it took all my life
  • Mordin: which means like 2 months
  • Mordin: now I changed my mind and I create an antidote but spreading it on Tuchanka requires my death
  • Shepard: OMG no
  • Mordin: prepare to cry bitches
  • ---
  • Tali: holla
  • Shepard: hey lil' mama how you doin'
  • Tali: it's Admiral Tali'Zorah fo you bitch
  • Shepard: dang chill out bae
  • Han'Gerrel: good Shepard and Tali entered the geth Dreadnaught now
  • Han'Gerrel: everyone attack the Dreadnaught quick we must sink that ship before it's too late
  • Shepard: DUDE WTF WE STILL ON BOARD
  • Han'Gerrel: so fucking what
  • Shepard: dude
  • ---
  • Legion: do you remember the question that caused the creators to attack us, Tali'Zorah?
  • Legion: "does this unit have a fine hot ass?"
  • Tali: it does ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • Legion: thank you tali I know *dies*
  • ---
  • Javik: *wakes up after a 50000 years nap* where's my breakfast
  • Liara: OMG wise prothean enlight me with your deep knowledge of the universe
  • Javik: hurry up with my damn croissant
  • ---
  • Liara: you ugly four-eyed bugface your race tricked the asari for your purposes
  • Javik: damn girl you're cute when you want to kill me
  • Liara: I'll be fucking beautiful in a minute then
  • ---
  • Miranda: Shepard my father took my sister as a hostage help me please
  • Shepard: let Oriana go you son of a yahg
  • Miranda's dad: shit ok but don't kill me tho
  • Miranda's dad: here Oriana is free can I go now
  • Shepard: no
  • Miranda: *kills her father* I love you Shep
  • ---
  • Illusive Man: here I am did you missed me Shepair?
  • Shepard: kill yourself Impositive Man
  • Illusive Man: damn I'm so mad *shoot Anderson* *shoot himself*
  • Shepard: woah
  • ---
  • Catalyst: so uhm we fucked up a little yes now you have to choose between 3 possible ending listen here: destruction, synthesys or control
  • Shepard: which is the one where I survive
  • Catalyst: ahah no sorry you'll die anyway
  • Shepard: shit you know what? Fuck you *shoot the Catalyst*
  • Catalyst: OMG this hoe killed me WTF
  • Hackett: Shepard you did it motherfucker
  • Hackett: reapers stopped attacking us, mass relays are still working and Thane and Mordin resurrected
  • Shepard: fricking nice
  • Anderson: I'm alive too bitch!
  • Anderson: OMG reapers are giving everyone a puppy and a piece of cake, salarian are chillin with krogans and Joker broke himself every bone while fucking EDI
  • Joker: totally worth it
  • EDI: speak for yourself
  • Shepard: ah yas this is how it should be very nice thank you all

okay

but imagine this concept

haruka nanase, aged 18

know how to user the computer!!!!!

mind-blowing

so

haru knows how to use the computer AND EVEN the internet. he can even type in the address. and write a blog. in fact he’s p popular on pixiv.

(altho he prefers drawr or tegaki because uploading pictures on pixiv is bothersome)

aaaaaaaaaand at first he was drawing only water and water stuff like oceans and waterfalls, and people LOVED THEM (and still do!!) because they were not only aesthetically beautiful but also had Soul, as if the artist was born in that place and knew everything about it. he’s kinda known as that wild dude who draws rad-ass water pics….. but is lazy as heck, as people realised when someone told him to release a book and he was like, ……..that would require me doing addional work. mmmmmgh

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