if i'm not wrong this is why they laughed

You were this beautiful, kind, thoughtful, incredible person, and I’m…me. I stutter and mumble and trip over nothing and laugh too loud at the wrong jokes and cry too much and maybe that’s why. Maybe that’s why, whatever you saw in me, you forgot.
—  Journal Entry; Fall 2013
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I’m also for some weird reason 100% convinced Sakusa listens to death metal

On Coming Home

How to Leave Her When She Drops You at the Airport:

Step 1: Try to stay

Step 2: You can’t stay

Step 3: Go

It’s funny walking away from someone when it feels like the absolute wrong thing to do. It’s funny because what can you do but laugh at the way your bones are saying if you drop the bags and run you could still catch her before she drives away and your brain is saying go find where to check in, I think I need a snack, where is my passport? Bleakness, blues, then banalities, boring details. Contrasts. Bones, brains, funny words. Funny times. It’s funny, so don’t cry.

How to Not Cry After She Drops You at the Airport:

Step 1: Don’t read anything she wrote for you

Step 2: Read it. You are fighting a losing battle, my dear.

You’re in transit now. The purgatory of the gates and the desks and the tickets and all the things that seemed so new and exciting the first time around. They were the crescendo turned now to diminuendo, they’re playing you out when you’re ready for encore, encore, one day more, just give me one more day and I swear I will go home then and I will find it funny and I will not read anything she wrote for me. And I will go home. I swear.

How to Come Home:

Step 1: You have no choice.

There are little bright things everywhere, and sand everywhere. Everything is ending - that’s funny, right? Your bedroom floor has chips of another land’s glass, your book is filled with another hand’s work, and you can’t look at the things you bought that match. You remember her beside you - easy to reach out to, easy to see, easy to watch - you watched each other - but mostly you watched other things together. 

She’s not near you now. Still you look into air as if you could see her and laugh, because it’s funny - it’s funny! And because it gives you a wisp of the feeling -

- you had before.

How to Leave a Friend Behind:

Step One: Walk Out the Door.

hlep

I am such a loser I made myself laugh by deliberately typing that word wrong. Anyway.

February is getting me way the fuck down. Not sad down, just brain not worky down. Logically i know I’m actually functioning better than I was last month but emotionally I’m convinced of catastrophe. The world being one giant garbage fire by all objective measures is not helping. 

(The stories about dogs were helpful, I did enjoy them, even the ones I couldn’t organize myself to respond to.)

I’m stuck on all of my fic projects. All of them. My output is still good, but I’m stuck. Everything’s hung up in different spots. Hell. Time for a snippet-o-rama, I guess. I’m so brain-dead I’ve probably posted parts of these before, though.

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anybody know why I have this doc called “land mermaids in space”?

Finn woke with a gasp, scrambling upwards. He caught Poe in the jaw with an errant elbow, but Poe just held his shoulders and told him to breathe.

Finn, being who he was, looked straight into Poe’s face and asked, “Are you okay?”

He was actually concerned. He had a few new titanium vertebra in his lower thoracic spine and huge swathes of new skin, but, no, he took one look at Poe’s baggy eyes and asked the damn question the wrong way around.

Poe huffed a laugh, the resigned puff of air of a doomed man, and said, “yeah, Finn. I’m okay.”

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The secret [to success] is… are you capable of understanding what went wrong and why it went wrong. That’s the real key.
—  Some drunk asshole youtuber called Markiplier
if amy’s ever promoted to captain of the nine-nine

amy: (picks up the phone) hello?

jake: captain i need to call in sick

amy: why? is something wrong?

jake: yes. something is very wrong. i’m afraid i’m……………… lovesick

amy: oh my god

jake: for YOU captain

[badly muffled laughter]

amy: jake you still need to come in to work

jake: aw man

Correct me if I'm wrong here

But I think I realised why in Korekiyo’s execution his sister throws salt (or whatever) at him together with Monokuma, while laughing gleefuly about it.

Well we know (?) that some major aspects of the NDRV3 kids personalities are the exact opposite of what they were before the whole brainwashing thing. Angie was an atheist, Kaede had trust issues, Saihara didn’t want to help people, Ouma was a good kid and so on… Well a huge part of Korekiyo’s character is his sister complex. So there’s a pretty good possibility that Korekiyo’s memories of his sister were fake, meaning that the two actually had a really bad relationship prior to the events of NDRV3 and Korekiyo probably hated her. In other words, once she saw that sweetly naive Korekiyo ghost reaching out to her, she thought he was mocking her or trying to win her over so he could be in the afterlife peacefully. This angered her and so instead of welcoming him she exorcised him.

I haven’t played NDRV3 yet, so I don’t know about the whole thing with Korekiyo’s sister, Tsumugi’s brainwashing, canon DanganRonpa timeline and so on, so I’m even really sure what I wrote about just now - from what I knew though Korekiyo had a weird obsession with his twin (?) sister and in the end she was the one to aid in ultimately “killing” him off.

Okay, hear me out. I know a lot of people portray Lance as a really cool and popular kid, and that’s cool and all! Don’t get me wrong! But I’ve always imagined him to be that one funny kid in class. Who loves to make people laugh and loves to make people happy. But ends up fading into the background over time. Which is why he tries so hard, because he feels like he messed up somewhere along the line.

anonymous asked:

OKAY I WAS READING AN ASK YOU HAD ANSWERED AND. AT THIS POINT I WANNA SAY IT'S LIKE 3 IN THE MORNING SO UHH. ANYWAY. YOU MENTIONED YOU WERE FRENCH AND APPARENTLY I HAD COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN THAT. AND I WAS __SUPPOSED TO__ THINK "wait what you're french" BUT INSTEAD MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "wait what you're GAY" AND I'M JUST.... I'M SORRY.... WHY DID MY BRAIN MIX FRENCH WITH GAY I'M CONFUSED (ALSO SORRY FOR THE CAPS)

LMAO WELL THIS IS CLOSE ENOUGH TBH 

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while I’m posting stuff…

Made this for AuburnLaughter a while ago because she loves Thomas and she loves Jim, so why not have them interacting? Thomas has leveled up a bit from his always-falling-off-things-and-generally-being-a-mess days, and Jim is a cabin boy on the same ship. Jim’s grumbling loudly about having to swab the deck. Thomas laughs before offering to show him how to work the cannons.

(not that I’m sure either of them should be trusted with cannons but it’ll be a sweet mentoring moment for five minutes before everything gets set on fire)

okay but Marinette and Adrien finally getting together and finally making out and finally ending up in her bedroom after a mission and Marinette is clearly enjoying herself but Adrien is kinda awkward and she asks “what’s wrong?” and she’s nervous uh oh what happened why doesn’t he like me anymore and he just goes–

“yeah it is really hard to make out with anyone when i’m being stared at by hundreds of pictures of myself”

People are laughing at the thought of Briana’s family sueing fans. It’s not a joke. Briana has done absolutely nothing to fans yet they found it appropriate to slut shame her, abuse her, threaten her and attack her. On top of that they’re doing the exact same to her family and her’s and Louis’ son. And she’s still being bullied and having her name mocked when there’s talk of her trying to defend herself. This is why Louis doesn’t stand up for the people he loves anymore. It makes it worse.