if i were a cowboy

shuyukiamurosa  asked:

What made you want to be apart of the creepypasta fandom? Also, how did you meet Mr. Creepypasta?

well I like scary stories and movies. and I’m talking scary, not gorey, like all blood and guts - that’s just a gimmick - but true horror. And I was looking for real ghost videos on youtube, and stumbled upon a few scary stories that were read. But they all had one thing in common, no visuals. 

I went to school for film and video, took a year for animation, minored in electronic imaging (digital graphic design), so I cornered the niche. Everyone else had slowly moving images waving back and forth - I had full on animation. 

I met @mrcreepypasta through a mutual friend at the time, and I fangirled when I was introduced. But soon after, we clicked when we both discovered our love for Cowboy Bebop and Ghostbusters. 

I believe we were in a call together in 2012, and he made a general announcement about something we were going to be working on or something, and he wanted to make sure we all were listening, and after I made the comment:

“OK, important safety tip. thanks, Egon.” He erupted in laughter, and we’ve been good friends ever since.

I’ve been extremely fortunate to have MCP as one of my closest friends. I have had many opportunities thrown at me, and they are all because of him. From voice acting work, to networking, to going to my first comicon, to being in a book, to marrying him and @creepy-rainbow-pasta (seriously, I was the officiant at their wedding), and this April, I’ll get to cross off another bucket list item - being a part of a Con Panel at NoBrandCon.

I’m REALLY excited.

Ok, so not only are Goodnight and Billy 100% in love and married, but they have the most amazing meet cute ever??

I mean, Goodnight’s supposed to bring Billy in but he takes one look at him and immediately falls in love (I appreciate the deliberate pause when he says “befriend”).

And the first long conversation he has is telling the story of how they met to Faraday. I bet he tells that story all the time and Billy just rolls his eyes and looks at him fondly.

I just cannot get enough of their secret smiles and close proximity and worrying about each other and the open fondness they share between them.

Their love is so real and I am dead.

If Rebels Characters Were On Vine

(OMG I will never get over Vine’s death)


Ezra: *to Maul* Are you stalking me?

Maul: No.

Ezra: Good.

Maul: I just like to watch you in your sleep.

Ezra: *screams*


Loth Cat: *chases laser pointer*

Ezra: *laughing* I can’t even!


Kanan: I’m so tired, Ima lean on this boulder. *leans on the Bendu*

Bendu: *wakes up* You summoned me?

Kanan: *screams* The boulder’s alive!


Maul: *trying to open the holocron* You will yield to my power! *bashes it against the wall, hits it with a hammer and a lightsaber, stamps on it and bites it in between jump cuts*


Agent Kallus: Scaring Stormtroopers 101! *fanfare*

Stormtrooper: *walks by*

Kallus: REBELS! *points and jumps about*

Stormtrooper: *freaks out and fires everywhere*

Kallus: *winks* Never gets old.


Thrawn: *studying art with the X-Files theme playing in the background*


Zeb: *roars at someone*

What that person sees: *tiny purple kitten making a cute mewing noise*


Agent Kallus and Zeb: I hate you!

Narrator: A few episodes later…

Agent Kallus and Zeb: I…kinda like you…

Narrator: A few more episodes later…

Agent Kallus and Zeb: I love you!


That’s all folks! :D (Chopper: Bawh bawh!)

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In December 1971, Susan Stamberg spoke with James McFadden, an assistant personnel manager at a local Washington, DC department store, about his decision to hire a black Santa Claus. McFadden reflected, “when I was a child, everything was white: Santa Claus was white, all the cowboys were white, everyone was white…I was taught to believe that anybody that really did anything was white.” Stamberg also interviewed Santa himself, a retired civil servant boasting a hearty “ho, ho, ho.” Santa reported that baby dolls and Flip Wilson sets were the holiday season’s most-coveted gifts.

More recently, Morning Edition’s Rachel Martin spoke to the first-ever black Santa Claus at the Mall of America.

anonymous asked:

Mccree trying his best to do a southern comfort food style v day dinner?

this kind of connects with the last ask i did with mccree x’D i may just delve deeper into that.. also apologies if the food isn’t correct, it came up with these when i googled it X’D

  • The cowboy knows that you were pretty busy for this day, so he decided to make some relaxing food for you. Instead of something all fancy and stuff. It would be nice, but he knew you better.

  • With what he had got at the store, he was going to prepare some good food for you. What he’s got on the list is some peppered beef soup, macaroni and cheese with ham, (or without if you don’t eat meat,) and lots of other things that he’s planned. Although he couldn’t make them all tonight, maybe another time.

  • As he’s cooking, he’ll mess up sometimes because.. Well, he could have grabbed something wrong. Jesse then tries his best to fix the meal before it becomes ruined.

  • Once you come home, he’s almost finished with the soup. “You hungry?” He asked with a small chuckle. He was sure that you were.

  • As you both settle down next to each other to eat, he was glad that you were liking the food and winding down from your day out.

  • The gunslinger also got you roses, a stuffed bear, and chocolates~ Because you deserve it all, plus his love for you~

  • After you both finish eating, and Jesse finish washing the dishes, it’s off to the couch to snuggle and relax~

So my kids were playing cowboys and indians and I made them stop and was like “play cowboys and aliens!” And this one kid who is super political (in a bad way. His dad was in the army before he killed himself and I’m p sure he was a nazi) was like “or jews and germans!” And I had to shut that down real quick.

These kids are trying my patience.

Five Tiny Tales.

Unfurl
She usually enjoyed unfurling a fresh sheet over her bed, swishing it out like they do in those detergent commercials. Tonight, however, as the sheet settled down onto the empty mattress, it outlined the contours of a body.

Then it sat up.


Bang Bang
Ever since I was young, they’ve tried to reassure me it wasn’t my fault. Grandpa died from a heart attack, not because we were playing cowboys and I shot him with my finger “guns.” But by the time help came, the bullet holes had disappeared.


Ylim3
Little Emily vanished last year. Now they’re pouring new sidewalks in my neighborhood, and I’ve found her name in the wet cement, written in remembrance. But it was written in reverse. And from below.


Held Up By Pressure
Your plane lands. You’re preoccupied with trying to get the pressure in your ears to pop, so you notice little until you’re inside the terminal. Everyone is staring through you in absolute horror. Confused, you turn around and see flaming wreckage on the runway. A mangled tail section reads “701.” The same as your flight.

You swallow, and the last thing you hear is a small pop.


Cold as Hell
After centuries spent crawling through an endless desert, the Devil appeared and offered the man a glass of cold water. Though suspicious, he savored every drop, and afterwards he looked up gratefully.

“Why this kindness?” he asked the Devil through cracked, scabbed-over lips.

The Devil smiled and patted him on the head.

“Because you had forgotten kindness existed.”

Then he was alone again, and the moisture remaining in his mouth turned to sand.

me: *sees The Magnificent Seven*

Goodnight Robicheaux & Billy Rocks: *exist*

me *immediately writes a fic*

yeah hi I think that’s the fastest I’ve ever written a fic in my life, but because I love westerns and because those two were married, inseparable badass cowboy lovers, I literally couldn’t resist cranking this one out in one shot haha. I have no idea if there’s even an active fandom for this yet, but if anyone is interested, here ya go! x

‘The Americans’ Season One Sentence Starters

  • “I don’t think you understand how unpopular you are.”
  • “Why is everyone so punctual in this business?”
  • “It’s no use fighting guys like that.”
  • “You don’t have to be a cowboy to wear cowboy boots.”
  • “I thought you were here for your good looks.”
  • “I would go to jail, I would die, before I would betray my country.”
  • “She knows how to get men to turn their brains off. That is no small skill, it’s brought down empires.”
  • “They shouldn’t ask us to do impossible things.”
  • “I have value, you will see.”
  • “Do you love her? Because, if you don’t, leave her be. And if you do, leave her be.”
  • “You worried about me, ______? You think I’m out on a limb and someone’s gonna saw it off?”
  • “You share your deepest feelings about us, with him, while you lie to me?”
  • “I did warn them. Twice.”
  • “I think you’re making an emotional decision.”
  • “It never really happened that way for us, did it?”
  • “Thank you for making us take the afternoon off.”
  • “Both sides have their fingers on the trigger and that’s how it happens.”
  • “You have to rely on yourself in this world. Only yourself.”
  • “Waiting is a lost art.”
  • “I’d hire you in a heartbeat. You and your socks.”
  • “I think we’re both a little lonely.”
  • “Do you know what loyalty is?”
  • “One day, you’ll be living a different life, alright?”
  • “I won’t say this job is twice as hard for women but it’s close to that.”
  • “You know what I wish, as I fall asleep every night? That I’ll wake up and not be worried.”
  • “You’re my medicine, ____. Good for a worn heart.”
  • “‘Calm’? They’re going to put a bullet in my head!”
  • “I know what it is to feel fear in every fiber of your being and not being able to show it. I’ve been there.”
  • “There are no happy endings here.”
  • “I was supposed to be able to trust you and I did. I shouldn’t have, I never should have.”
  • “You’re not the only one who got hurt today, okay?”
  • “I’m sorry I didn’t kill you. That’s my apology.”
  • “Bad things happen, not only in literature.”
  • “I like to keep my wits when I’m handling snakes.”
  • “This is a bar. Nobody listens to what anyone says in a bar.”
  • “Don’t worry. What happened, happened. I wanted you but it never has to happen again.”
  • “You Americans think everything is white or black. For us, everything is grey.”
  • “Only duty and honor are real, ____. Isn’t that what we were told?”
  • “I missed you. I didn’t want to.”
  • “Just think how you will feel looking at me dead one day.”
  • “You know, you’re a sweet guy, ____, and handsome. Deep down.”
  • “We didn’t take a vow to be unhappy.”
  • “The first time we met, I saw you were disappointed. Like now, in your eyes.”
  • “I’m not your friend, friend.”
  • “I don’t want to pretend that your life is a do over because mine isn’t.”
  • “I wouldn’t let a dog suffer like this. Would you?”
  • “Time flies. One way or another, you snatch it or it’s gonna snatch you. There’s no pause button.”
  • “There are worse things than dying. Like shame. Shame’s not an option for me.”
  • “You can’t be married and not have secrets.”
  • “I know you just tell me what I want to hear.”
  • “You do not get to speak to me like that.”
  • “If you ask them, they’ll do anything for you.”
  • “I have never wanted too much, really. I just wanted to live for something and I’ve done that.”
  • “Some people just aren’t cut out for foreign travel.”
  • “Find somebody that will love you for being so strong.”
  • “They kill us, we kill them. That’s the world we live in.”
  • “That was the Harvey Wallbanger talking, sorry!”
  • “I’m still waiting on an answer that doesn’t smell like bullshit.”
  • “The only bad guy here is you.”
  • “Change is hard, daunting. It uproots us.”
  • “We all die alone. Before that, we make choices.”
  • “I don’t have anything anymore. I only have fear and you.”
  • “You, your life is a lie.”
  • “You grind people into dust. You have no heart, no soul, no conscience. ”
  • “Do you care about anything? Do you love anyone? Does anyone love you?”
  • “Surrender for you would be an act of suicide.”
  • “When you’re a loner, there’s nothing more satisfying than finding another loner to be alone with.”
  • “No knock on your charms there, Romeo, but there’s no way she’d go for that.”
  • “I know you better than you know yourself and you don’t know me at all.”
  • “The kind of man that did that to you, ____, is weaker and more vulnerable than he may seem.”
  • “I’m sure it’s hard for you to hear how much I miss you, over and over again, but it’s the truth.”
  • “It didn’t work out, ____. It all fell apart.”

i saw a post about how cowboys were typically hispanic or black and people were like “oh I didn’t know that i thought they were white” and for a second i was like “lmao don’t y'all remember texas history-” and then i realized not everyone is a texan

huckleberryed  asked:

‘ all i want is to be soft & gentle, but i’m made out of steel & anger. maybe in another life, i guess. ’

growling suggestion // not accepting //  @huckleberryed

           such musings were surprising from the COWBOY —— they rarely have a ‘ Tête–à–tête ’  so to speak. There was hardly a line of CONVERSION within their quite DRASTIC personalities, black & white ; night & day between the man that seeks justice to escape guilt & the one that tempts evil for regret was sinful. There was but ONE way they aligned ; MURDER, drug & arm trade, torture, they weren’t stainless KNIGHTS that championed the honour they spoke off, criminal past bit at their heels & was their shadow, their second SKIN.

—— perhaps in another life. he repeated the others sentiment ; a MANTRA of souls seeking peaceful serenity free from chains of past transgressions & repentance. He too dreams of being a gentle soothing wave, perhaps allowing LOVE to blossom upon his barren fields, but that possibility is long gone & snuffed out by his own destructive hands. 

queenofthequillandink  asked:

DESPITE IT TOTALLY SAYING SO RIGHT HERE ON YOUR BLOG, I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE IN/FROM PHILLY UNTIL YOU REBLOGGED THE COWBOY THING! I have a lot of family in the Philly area; I get really excited when it gets mentioned. XD Hope you're having a good day! Enjoy the real cheesesteaks and the soft pretzels. (OMG the soft pretzels in Philly. I'm envious that you're in close proximity to them.)

:D :D :D :D YEAH PHILLY IS PRETTY RAD