if i want too

zangapf  asked:

How would the Phantom Thieves answer this age-old question: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

I don’t know if this is a legit request but I will answer it as such because I love it so much. LMAO Tootsie Pops are my life, so thank you for sending this! Enjoy! ;3c


The Phantom Thieves:

  • Akira implored Iwai for the answer once, but he immediately shot him down, explaining that the answer is unique to each individual. he didn’t know either
  • This resulted in Akira initiating the test with such fervent determination that he purchased an entire bag of lollipops. i guess you could say he’s a ‘sucker’ for a challenge
  • 326 licks later, the lollipop was finished; he distributed the rest of the lollipops to his friends at Leblanc so they could attempt the challenge.
  • Ryuji initially doesn’t care in the slightest because he sucks on lollipops.
  • “Who the hell actually licks ‘em?”
  • However, Morgana taunts him, saying that he wouldn’t be able to count that far anyway. he’s secretly jealous that he can’t eat lollipops
  • Ryuji takes the bait and discovers that it takes him 298 licks to reach the center.
  • Ann already underwent the challenge, but she’d never reject free sweets.
  • She actually chomps the candy clean off the stick when no one is paying attention and then exclaims, “254!”
  • Akechi happened to be passing by at Leblanc, so he witnessed the entire facade. He nearly addresses it, but he promptly seals his mouth shut and sips his coffee after Ann shoots him an cheery smile with a constrasting malevolent aura emanating from her.
  • Yusuke loses count midway through because he was preoccupied with savoring the flavor in addition to quelling the urge to devour it whole.
  • Akira ascertained this circumstance, so he relayed the number to Yusuke when he claimed that he couldn’t recall the current number.
  • Together, they concluded that Yusuke breached the center with 335 licks.
  • Although she isn’t too fond of sweets, Makoto accepts the challenge due to curiosity and experimental purposes.
  • She has the most patience out of everyone, so she has no difficulty for the most part, other than Ryuji feebly attempting to distract her.
  • He severely underestimated her adeptness at the silent treatment.
  • Makoto overcomes the challenge after 312 licks.
  • Futaba, on the other hand, lacks Makoto’s forbearance, so she simply mimics the owl from the Tootsie Pop commercial.
  • She almost split a tooth, but unanimity of her friends’ astonished expressions completely compensated for it.
  • Needless to say, Futaba consumes the lollipop with two licks and a single bite. the world may never know
  • Haru undertakes the challenge with boundless enthusiasm, regardless of the lollipops being a bit too sugary for her palate.
  • Although, Ann has to spot her since Haru’s attention wavers from listening and engaging in conversation with her friends.
  • The conclusion is 281 licks, an outcome that both of them are proud of. they should be

Fallout 4 wasn’t perfect and has disappointing flaws, but I’m also thankful I got to make a middle-aged, bisexual woman who’s capability is never really questioned, who’s never really pigeon-holed into “just being a mom”, and gets to write her own story, make her own friends and enemies, build her own political agreements, find her own lovers, and isn’t punished by the storyline for building a rich, developed life for herself.

I can’t emphasize enough how fulfilling it is for me to be able to play an older female character like I can in Fallout 4.

as an apology for the lack of original content, here’s some updates from tomodachi life: taz edition

taako and lup fuckin naruto running around her room

lup getting so angry at taako that she’s literally on fire (you cannot tell me this didnt happen in canon at least once)

davenport barely being able to see over the counter

some movie poster bullshit (left to right, on the top: lucretia, davenport, kravitz, taako, magnus, merle. bottom: barry, angus, lup)

everyone loving ango like he deserves

i drew a skull on Goth Boy while he slept

killian and carey immediately got together + then got married

bIRTHDAY!! BOY

merle and davenport falling asleep at the cafe like the old men they are

magnus being incredibly in-character