if i saw someone else posting this i would seriously think it was fake

anonymous asked:

Hey dude how do you feel about all the pewdiepie drama lately? Honestly I still love him, he made mistakes trying to make a joke and he realized what he did was not cool and apologised. I dont think he deserves all the backslashes and hate he's gotten. But anyway what do you think?

(this post is talking to people generally, not specifically to you, the person who asked. :>) 


cuz I’m getting so many asks on it. 

I was in California for when this situation happened in Long Beach comicon from an event I literally came back from tonight, and I’m, both disgusted, and I’m not even surprised that this happened. If anything, I’m surprised it took so long for everyone else to finally chip in and see the vulgarity that the media is placing on Pewdiepie. 

I watch Pewdiepie’s videos every day. I also watch him more often and favor him over literally any other channel for he’s even apart of my daily routine. I wake up, watch the new vid that came out, and then draw. He’s by far my favorite channel, (I know, CRAZY! innocent little me doesn’t seem like the type to enjoy his entertainment, but I truly do, and will be a bro forever. XD lolol) and because I’ve been actively watching him without fail as a big fan of him for the past year, I’ve seen from the beginning how the media has placed attack after attack on him, warping what he says out of context to make him out to be a monster, when he is infact NOT. because I would watch the videos first and see the context of his videos before the media threw lies at him. The proof, in my opinion, is undeniable that pewdiepie is being attacked. It’s actually because of how I see raw proof of evidence of how disgusting the media is that I don’t trust a lot of news I see anywhere, even regarding politics because the media targets that like it’s a gold mine. (because for them it is. it’s all about money to the media, NOT morals or standers, click bate and ad rev and controling people’s views and opinions so they can keep wracking in more money for later scandalous news articles and reports. it’s all a fake greedy glutenous ploy for money.) So seeing what happens to pewdiepie, I don’t trust most media, because they are the same people that make news on everything, even to people I don’t always agree with or support such as Donald Trump. I will say that I am definitely not a Trump supporter, but the media does the same thing to him as they are doing to Pewdiepie, they are in the same position, Just… food for thought… 

Now when I say this, I want to make it clear that my point when I say this is that, be careful what you believe when it comes to hollywood, news, the media, the press, even when it comes to people you hate, or love.  

I may be only 22, so it’s probably not saying much when I say this, but I have NEVER seen the media, the press, news, even the bias of some teachers in education, Hollywood, etc become so full of lies, let alone people be so GULLIBLE as to believe whomever gets to them first, and then believe it without question, or do any background check, or research. The people that think Pewdiepie is what the media is making him out to be, is just as ridiculous to me as the media itself who is accusing him of these horrendous labels. Like seriously, the least you can do is watch his videos to actually see what’s going on. it takes all of 15 minutes. I don’t understand how people can be so disgustingly violent and ready to believe and hate and disrespect someone so quickly just because someone pointed the finger to them, let alone with false evidence, when they have NO idea what the story is? HOW Can you people be so hypocritical to call someone scum, and then act like scum, TO SOMEONE WHO IS INNOCENT!

basically, the media is disgusting, and I’ve seen it’s vulgarity for a while, and I find the people that believe it to be wrong too, especially when they spread hate themselves and lets the media control their views.  

Look, I’m not saying that Pewdiepie’s jokes were in good taste, and that labeling it as “oh it’s just a joke” justifies the bad joke he made, and I can understand why it would be offensive to some. but an offensive joke is something worth forgiving, that’s just a mistake, and it’s a COMMON mistake that many do, everyone is guilty. it only matters because he’s in the public eye. like it’s not like he raped someone, or committed murder. and unlike those things, a joke, does NOT define a person for what they truly believe in, that’s why it’s a “joke”. So to call pewdiepie any of the horrendous names that the media is labeling him under, is absolute slander and bull, it’s disgusting, it’s inhumane considering the fact that it’s literally an all out attack to give attempts in ruining his career, Just So the media can make money off of a story that isn’t even true.

I see other’s such as Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, h3h3, CToastKen, even The Amazing Atheist who hates pewdiepie, etc. defending pewdiepie, and these hypocritical “social justice warriors” who’s blindly follow the horrific media trying to tear down Markiplier and all who defend pewdiepie with hate, and calling them homophobic, racist, nazi, kkk, antisemetic etc. I even saw people accusing Markiplier, one of the most genuine and respectful people on youtube’s platform, being called these things today…So originally, being a small tiny youtuber in comparison to the giant youtubers who are being attacked just for defending a friend who is innocent…. I was scared to talk about this subject, because unlike them, a lot of hate for me defending pewdiepie can seriously hurt my channel…. And chances are, I will receive hate for this post, and will be labeled the same things as them. but ya know what?… I don’t care… And if people don’t agree with me and think I’m a homophobe, or a sexist, or a racist, and attack people and tell people to go die over a situation you don’t even know, (despite that I’m a female, feminist, liberal that is apart of the LGBT community) you can gladly unsub to me if you so desire. And I will respect that. because respect, is important. it’s not easy to respect someone you don’t agree with, or even someone who hurts you, it definitely takes the bigger person to respect something you don’t agree with, And it seems like a lost trait these days… 

So I’m ready and prepared for whatever is thrown at me once I click that little blue button saying “post” in the bottom right corner of my post. 

I completely 100,000% defend Pewdiepie, and stand firmly by him. The Media is disgusting.


❛ i need a reasonable paying job, something like $2,000 an hour. nothing too wild. ❜
❛ idc (i do care) ❜
❛ ‘are you taken?’ yes bitch, taken for granted ❜
❛ half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half is, well, an asshole ❜
❛ you’re yelling? at ME? the one person who has never done anything wrong ever?????? ❜
❛ you will find your home, you will find your place. you will find your people. give it a little bit of time but it will happen. ❜
❛ in order lead a happy life i’m gonna have to disappoint my parents a bit. ❜
❛ any body else here not good at anything??? ❜
❛ you can’t force people to appreciate you. ❜
❛ *puts on baseball cap* i am the dad now… ❜
❛ i fake smart.. like i’m honestly a dumbass idk shit but i know how to seem like i do.. i’m smart-passing.. ❜
❛ every straight woman who ever called her platonic friend her ‘girlfriend’ owes me $50 ❜
❛ i am a professional at misreading tones and overreacting to problems that most likely don’t exist ❜
❛ honestly if i survive the next 3 years of my life, i will be impressed with myself ❜
❛ you can’t cure sadnesses with a shower but honestly there is no purer place to suffer ❜
❛ patiently waiting for a kind soul to come along and make everything a little softer, brighter. ❜
❛ honestly i don’t even play an active role in my life, shit just happens and i’m like oh this is what we’re doing now? ok ❜
❛ no offense but if i die and no one uses a ouija board to keep me updated on memes i will literally haunt you all ❜
❛ imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 an hour ❜
❛ i have finally reached the age of most young adult protagonists yet my life is still uneventful??? where is my cool story??? my cool talents??? @ universe i’m pissed ❜
❛ hello, police? i accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested ❜
❛ *tries to watch 45 minute episode in 20 minutes ❜
❛ please don’t just come in my life, take my heart and leave. please don’t do that. ❜
❛ concept: me, 10 years from now, living in a pretty house with my love, sipping a hot cappuccino on a rainy autumn afternoon. our dog curls up next to me in the window bench while our cat snoozes on the bed. i’m financially stable and i’m never tired anymore. the bees are safe. ❜
❛ i can’t believe what walkie talkies are called ❜
❛ the gorilla could have died and been done with in like a week but none of you know how to be normal ❜
❛ me: *is bitter but is also right* ❜
❛ just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. godspeed, my queen. ❜
❛ i’ve never belonged anywhere, i’m always just in between ❜
❛ too young for unnecessary stress, i gotta live ❜
❛ i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information ❜
❛ i’m like always sleepy. i feel like i should be used to this by now and stop complaining about being sleepy but i can’t. always, i’m sleepy. ❜
❛ lmao no offense… but what’s the point of being mean to people for no reason ❜
❛ drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious, and most importantly, drunk ❜
❛ “alcohol isn’t supposed to taste good” buddy watch me drink the fruitiest/sweetest shit i can find and enjoy it because i don’t hate myself enough to even begin to consider drinking like.. beer ❜
❛ tfw you’re already fully aware of the unnecessary self destructive bullshit you’re doing but you can’t bring yourself to do anything to stop it ❜
❛ hey sorry for not replying i didn’t want to ❜
❛ honestly how am i gonna make it in the world???? i get a little teary eyed any time someone compliments my personality ❜
❛ true bonding is when you and your friends are all angry about the same thing ❜
❛ *touches your hand and looks seriously into your eyes* i am a piece of shit ❜
❛ lets play ‘how rude can i be until you realize i don’t like you’ ❜
❛ i love drunk me but i don’t trust her ❜
❛ hate when i am wearing makeup and still look shitty like what else am i supposed to do? get enough sleep? eat right and exercise??? as if ❜
❛ i’m not on a high horse. i’m not even on a horse. i’m face down in a ditch on the road of life ❜
❛ i hate when people ask me what i would do in their situation because 9 times out of 10 i would literally never be in that situation in the first place ❜
❛ i barely remember the last 6 months honestly like am i even alive ❜
❛ you had me at ‘hello’ and lost me at ‘i think your friend is cute’ ❜
❛ i’m pretty sure by now ‘tired’ is just a part of my personality description ❜
❛ wow i really liked that song now i think i’ll listen to it another seventy times in a row ❜
❛ ‘shit it’s 2 a.m.’ i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i’m surprised ❜
❛ i’ve been stressed out since like the third day of second grade ❜
❛ telling other girls they look pretty is like cracking a glow stick full of positivity and female friendship ❜
❛ i want to be sun kissed and also people kissed ❜
❛ about me: glowing, eating peaches, drinking wine in lingerie, not texting your desperate ass back  ❜
❛ i highly recommend never having feelings ❜
❛ due to unfortunate circumstances, i am awake ❜
❛ i’m gonna solve mysteries so fucking good ❜
❛ what did people even wear in 2008 ❜
❛ i’ll just ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  my way through life ❜
❛ you know what sucks? everything bye ❜
❛ me? overreacting? probably ❜
❛ people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience ❜
❛ honestly if i survive the next 3 years of my life i will be impressed with myself ❜
❛ if you listen carefully you can hear me whisper ‘shut the fuck up’ at least once every five minutes ❜
❛ any time you like a boy just know you played yourself. always keep that stored in your mind for later ❜
❛ hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof ❜
❛ what i lack in personality i make up for in…….. nothing ❜
❛ me? cancelled ❜
❛ an app that tells you how raven something is ❜
❛ be with someone who will take care of you. not materialistically but takes care of your soul, your well being, your heart, and everything that’s you ❜
❛ i love the infinite multiverse theory because that means there’s a universe where i’ve pulled every single fire alarm i’ve ever seen ❜
❛ name a more iconic duo than the lengths i’ll go to both get attention and to avoid it… i’ll wait ❜
❛ i just want to be treated very gently and smell like vanilla and wear only matte dusty rose lipstick ❜
❛ 2017 is going to be a very healing year because it’s going to force us to accept that 2007 was ten years ago not three and i think that’s the root of our collective issues ❜
❛ i just wanna do cute things with you like crush the patriarchy, fight for gender equality, and help to destroy racism ❜
❛ i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented… i forgot where i was going with this ❜
❛ how is 2016 already almost over?? like this bitch came in, fucked us up, then left like she gave us a gift ❜
❛ supercalifragilisticextentialcrisis ❜
❛ stop breaking your own motherfucking heart ❜
❛ co-napping is a beautiful thing. knock out with me so i know it’s real ❜
❛ *on the verge of tears* ok not that i care, but ❜
❛ it’s not you…. it’s your zodiac sign ❜
❛ i want to be loved so bad it’s pathetic and embarrassing ❜
❛ my heart is filled with hate and swag ❜
❛ ‘i don’t care’ i say, caringly, as i care deeply ❜
❛ i highly recommend never having feelings ❜
❛ we all ugly to somebody, don’t trip ❜
❛ do i have a crush or am i just idolizing this person for being vaguely nice to me? ❜
❛ my parents were arguing today and my mom said that justin timberlake wouldn’t treat her like this ❜
❛ kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad ❜
❛ everyone’s having their mid-life crisis at like 19 ❜
❛ there are just people out there that are the embodiment of the sun like the things they say do light up the world and make you feel warm they are human sunshine ❜
❛ dermatologists HATE me… everyone hates me. i’m so alone ❜
❛ you know when you realize and you just… realize ❜
❛ a girl can respect herself and still take booty pics wtf y’all talkin about ❜
❛ i’m not badass i’m sadass i cry about everything ❜
❛ inspired by animal crossing, i’ve started doing this thing where i mail my best friends a framed picture of myself and then never speak to them again ❜
❛ i didn’t know double texting was such a big deal?? i have a lot to say ❜
❛ can someone please just be proud of me like fuck i’m trying ❜
❛ cosmo sex tip #367: when you’re in the mood, tell you partner ‘my spidey senses are tingling’ ❜

(  you can find the other popular text posts memes on my old blog: 1, 2 )

The Joker x Reader *Happy Birthday”

Mister J never wants to tell you how old he is but you don’t give up. Nobody is supposed to know nothing personal about the Joker. But damn it, you are not a nobody!!

You’ve been trying to get it out of him since like…forever.

You always try to guess and he would just mislead you:

“Puddin, are you… 37?”

”Close enough, doll,” he grins at you, satisfied to see you so worked up about it.


“Almost got it, Pumpkin.”


“It’s possible.”

“42?!” At this point your voice is high pitch and it amuses him to death. Why does he have to be such a jerk?

“Ahhhh, Kitten, you’re so close,” and he just leaves the bedroom, snickering. Your mouth is open, attempting to breathe in some air; you are so annoyed right now. No matter what number you tell him, J would never admit to it. You feel childish, but you really want to know, what’s the big deal?!

So you came up with a different strategy.

Every day you give him a birthday card, a cute cupcake with a lit up candle (that he refuses to blow) and no matter what he does, you just start singing Happy Birthday.

*Aha, there he is watching TV.*

“Happy Birthday to you…”

He cuts you off (like he usually does):

“NO!!!” he doesn’t look happy but you don’t care.

“If you want this to stop, Puddin, you just have to tell me how old you are,” you fake smile in a way that he would notice.

“Go away, Pumpkin!” he growls at you and you just lift your shoulders, plant the card on his knees, turn around, blow the candle and head towards the kitchen to eat the sweet present.

*Aha, he’s going over paperwork in his office.*

“Happy Birthday to you…”

“Seriously, Y/N ?!!! Shut up and put it to rest. I have 3 boxes full of birthday cards! You need to stop this nonsense,” the Joker points his finger at you, threatening.

You sigh and put the card on his desk but you don’t leave.

“I guess I’m going to eat this cupcake too and get fat,” you complain, taking a bite. You go sit on his lap. You expect him to push you away but he doesn’t.  You turn J’s chin towards you and then use your index finger to trace his cheekbone, staring at his face. His blue eyes avoid looking at yours.

“Hmmm, hardly any wrinkles, you can’t be that old. But you’re not in your 20’s, I know that… Are you pushing 50?” you giggle and immediately get up and run, knowing he’s going to try and slap your butt or something.

“Princess, go away!” You barely avoid the groping and the slapping.

*Aha, he’s taking a bath.*

“Happy birthday to…”

“Shut it down!!”

“OK,” you agree to comply, but you just get in the bathtub with your clothes on, the cupcake with the candle in one hand and the birthday card in the other. ”For you, Mister J,” you sweetly smile, letting go of the card right in front of him. “Here, blow this candle at least!”

“NO!! Stop pestering me, what’s wrong with you?!”

“BLOW…the…flipping…CANDLE!” you scream, splashing him.

“You asked for it!” the Joker is heading towards your side of the bathtub. Oh, shit, time to run.

*Aha, he’s on his laptop.*

“Happy birthday to you…”

“You must be kidding me; I’m seriously getting pissed! I mean it!”

“Well, me too, what the hell?! Tell me how old you are, you know I would die before telling someone else.”

“You don’t get to treat me like this, doll!” Mister J gets off the couch, scoffing. You wish you would have known he’s in a foul mood.

You think he’s joking but the insane look in his eyes lets you know that you probably pushed it too much. You’re instinctively starting to back out, suddenly worried while you watch him stump towards you.

There is so much rage in him when he grabs your wrists that you drop your card and the cupcake and you already know you’ll have bruises.

“What is wrong with you, hmm? Are you really trying to see how much you can push me? You want me to kill you ?”

“Let go, you’re hurting me…” you whimper in pain, feeling your bones will snap soon.

His eyes have darkened.

“Don’t play games with me, OK?” he hisses at you. ”I’m not the playful type, I told you to stop this so many times!”

You start crying, scared and defeated.

“Fine, fine, I’ll stop, just let me go, I can’t feel my hands anymore…please…”

Your sobbing makes him soften his hold and he finally lets you go.


It’s been a week since you’ve been avoiding him at all costs. You get out of the penthouse early and come back late. Sometimes he’s not even there.


It sounds crazy (and he knows crazy), but he misses you bugging him every day with your stupid birthday song, the card and the cupcake.


You’ve been sleeping in the spare bedroom with your door locked, afraid he might hurt you again.

He can’t fall sleep in the big bed all by himself, tossing and turning on pins and needles every single night. You looked so frightened and hurt when he almost broke your wrists. Shit, he can be such a dick sometimes, but he can’t help it. J finally gets up and decides to go to your door, trying to open it. It’s locked, but he has the spare key. You forgot you guys keep it in the office.

He opens the door slowly and snicks in. It’s not too dark in the room because you always have a night light on. The Joker sees you curled up in a ball, eyes closed, holding to your pillow really tight and ohhhh… his chest aches, strangely enough when he sees your wrists all bruised up, marked by his rage.

He takes a deep breath,using his hands to get his green hair out of his face and cuddles in bed by you, watching you sleep until he decides to pull you in his arms. You feel the movement and wake up with your head resting on his tattoos. You’re not sure what to do, is he in one of his moods again?

You lift your eyes to meet his and it surprises you there’s no anger in them. You gulp and hesitantly reach your left hand to caress his face, not knowing what to expect. J starts purring, shoving himself into you even more.

“39,” he mutters, kissing your forehead.

Your face lights up with the brightest smile he saw in a while.

“Happy birthday to you…”

“I wouldn’t push it, Princess,” he grins, but this time there is no animosity in his voice.

“So…January?” you ask as innocently as possible, hoping you’re on steady ground.

“Almost got it,” J softly laughs, kind of surprised you still have the balls.


“So close, Kitten.”


“It’s possible, Pumpkin.”

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yvette3429  asked:

Hi! Uhm hc on how would RFA+V+Saeran would do and feel of MC sometimes feels hurt whenever her ex talks to her. She says she had already moved on but she still feel pain sometimes. Thanks!

I’m not sure if we did these right but I hope you like them. Sorry for any spelling mistakes i’m sick AF right now. Also these ex boyfriends say some mean shit so be careful! Love you guys - Mod MC


  • Your ex was such a huge flirt and because of this nature he was basically a playboy
  • Because of his fickle nature he ended up cheating on you and when you found out it broke your heart and you broke up with him.
  • It had taken months before you got over him but you were with Zen now for more than two years and you honestly thought he was the one.
  • You were shopping for the holidays when you ran into your ex and even though you had a messy breakup he was still flirting with you hardcore.
  • When you basically rejected all of his advances he started to get angry.
  • “So I heard you were with that popular musical actor Zae or whatever, how’s that going for you?”
  • “His name is Zen and I don’t have to tell you anything about my life anymore so mind your own business.” You snapped at him tired of being around him.
  • “Woah, easy there. I was just asking because I know you left me because I had an affair, you know since he’s so popular he’ll probably end up cheating on you too. After all you are very naive. Oh man it was so easy to lie to you.” He started to laugh in that fake laugh of his that you always hated
  • “Zen would never do anything like that to hurt me. He loves me and will always be a better man than you will ever be.” You spat out.
  • “I’m just saying that you aren’t anything special and he is a pretty famous guy, why would he even stick around with you? I’m telling you now so you won’t be shocked in the future but he will cheat on you.” You couldn’t stand being around this jerk for a second longer and quickly turned around and walked away.
  • Even though you were over this jerk it still hurt when you thought about how he cheated on you, and his words today hurt more. You walked back to Zen’s place in a daze.
  • You knew you weren’t anything great compared to Zen and he could do honestly better.
  • Your ex’s words started to replay in your head and before you knew it you were curled up on zen’s couch crying your heart out.
  • One of your biggest insecurities was that you weren’t good enough for Zen, and even though you knew Zen would never stoop as low as to cheat on you it still hurt to hear someone else point out your flaws.
  • Zen would be home soon and you tried your best to look like you weren’t just crying your heart out, you really did not want to talk about what happened today, especially since your ex’s were always a touchy topic to Zen.
  • “MC, were you crying your eyes are all puffy? Are you okay? What happened?” Zen said as soon as he saw your face. Well so much for acting as if nothing happened.
  • Upon hearing Zen’s voice you started to tear up again and in three short strides Zen was right in front of you hugging you tightly and petting your hair.
  • “Z-zen, you aren’t going to cheat on me are you?” You sobbed out, you knew you were being ridiculous but you couldn’t help it.
  • “What, MC what are you talking about I would never cheat on you. I thought you knew that.” Zen asked, shock clearly on his face but he continued to hug you tightly.
  • “I know! I know you wouldn’t cheat on me but ever since I ran into that jerk and he said that since I am basically nothing compared to you I can’t stop thinking about it. I know its stupid. But you are just so amazing, and I-I’m not.” You said in a small voice, saying outloud hurt worse than hearing your ex say it.
  • At your words Zen grew stiff and he gently pushed you away from you but still held onto your shoulders. He looked furious though.
  • “Who was this bastard that ever made you doubt yourself. Who is this asshole, tell me right now so I can go kick his ass.” Zen growled out.
  • You quickly told him about your encounter with your ex and the horrible things he said to you, by the end of your story Zen looked livid.
  • “Who the hell does he think he is talking to you like that. First of all he was the dumbass who cheated on you and now he tells you are not good enough for me? I am gonna kill this guy. Listen here MC you are the best thing that has ever happened to me. You help me grow as a person and you are so kind and beautiful and if there is anyone in this relationship that isn’t worthy is me.”
  • You looked up at him in shock when he said those words.
  • “MC I love you so much, you mean the world to me and honestly I would be so lost without you here with me. Please, you mean so much to me don’t listen to that jerk you are so perfect and amazing.” Zen said pulling you closer to him again.
  • “Zen I love you so much too. I’m sorry.” You said and then he gave you the sweetest kiss ever. You were silly to ever think that Zen would be anything like that toxic jerk.
  • 4 months later you were happily engaged and the next time you ran into your ex you showed him your engagement ring and then showed him the finger before he got another word in.

-Mod DK


  • You were chilling with Yoosung and playing video games
  • It was just supposed to be a quick study break
  • While the two of you were playing you got a text
  • It was from your ex boyfriend
  • “Hey kiddo, I see you’re still playing games. You always did act like a child”
  • Attached was a picture of you playing video games.
  • Yoosung took it and you posted it on instagram
  • Your ex liked to keep tabs on you
  • And boy did he try to worm his way back into your life at any chance
  • But you were over it, he never took you seriously
  • He just treated you like a kid
  • And so you ended it
  • That’s part of why you identified with Yoosung
  • Because he wanted to be taken seriously too.
  • And so the two of you were a perfect match
  • You respected and understood each other
  • So instead of responding to your ex
  • You took a silly selfie of yoosung and yourself and posted it on instagram for your ex to see.


  • You were waiting for seven to finish work and laying in bed
  • Your phone vibrated with a notification
  • Miss me?
  • Your heart clenched
  • You knew exactly who it was
  • Your ex boyfriend who was emotionally abusive
  • You had finally broken it off a few years ago and hadn’t looked back since
  • He still tried to contact you from time to time but he had no idea where you lived so he couldn’t get to you
  • All he could do was text
  • You always blocked the number
  • Seven knew about the ex boyfriend but he didn’t know that he still tried to contact you.
  • He found out that night when he came into the bedroom to see you crying.
  • You handed him your phone and he saw all of the nasty messages your ex sent you.
  • “None of what he said is true MC. You’re the most wonderful person I’ve ever met in my life and I plan to spend the rest of my life making sure you know how amazing you are.”
  • He held you close to him as you fell asleep, reassuring you that you wouldn’t hear from your ex again.
  • Let’s just say your ex woke up the next morning to a completely useless phone, computer, and toaster.
  • Oh and an empty bank account
  • Seven still isn’t sure how he hacked into the toaster tbh


  • You had only dated once before Jumin.
  • This guy was an asshole.
  • All he ever wanted to do was smoke weed and hang out with his friends.
  • He never made you feel special.
  • You hadn’t been in the relationship just for the dates but a few outtings would have been nice.
  • When you finally ended things you had decided to look for a more mature man the next time you decided to enter a relationship.
  • Enter Jumin. He may only just be sorting out his emotions but dude is hella mature other than when he picks on the RFA members.
  • He’s got a stable (well paying) job and his own apartment.
  • You were in love with him for far deeper reasons than that but the fact that he was a real adult only helped things.
  • You had completely moved on from your ex, or so you thought.
  • He texted you one night while Jumin was away on a business trip.
  • Guess you got what you wanted.
  • You aren’t sure why that text sent a shock to your stomach.
  • You texted back, slightly confused about his cryptic message.
  • What do you mean?
  • His response was instant. I saw a magazine with a picture of you and that rich CEO guy. You’re such a gold digger.
  • You clenched your hand around your phone in anger and hurt.
  • Leave me alone. I love that man and not for his money. You’re just jealous. I guess you never grew up.
  • He texted back something else that was nasty but you chose to ignore it and deleted all of the messages. Tears welled up in your eyes at the nasty names he called you and you fell asleep like that.
  • The next morning you awoke to the sounds of Jumin moving around in the kitchen.
  • You ran to him, excited that he was finally home and grasped him tightly.
  • He wrapped his arms around you and chuckled, placing a kiss on your messy hair.
  • When you looked up at him he frowned.
  • “MC, have you been crying?”
  • You used your phone as a makeshift mirror and sure enough there was mascara dried in tear streaks under your eyes.
  • “It’s nothing don’t worry about it.”
  • “MC I will always worry about it. Anything that hurts you hurts me as well.”
  • “My ex called me a gold digger.” you mumbled with your head down.
  • “MC, what was that?” He tilted your head up so that you had to look him in the eyes.
  • You repeated yourself. Jumin was furious.
  • “How dare he. Love you’re nothing of the sort, you’ve more than proven that.”
  • He gave you a tight hug and reassured you that the love the two of you shared was nothing superficial. And then after a smouldering kiss he excused himself to speak to seven.
  • When he came back the two of you cuddled to make up for the time he spent on a business trip.
  • You aren’t sure exactly what strings he pulled but you never heard from your ex again.


  • You had told one of your friends from before you joined the RFA about your fiance.
  • She was curious about him so you explained that he had very poor vision and that is was because of his ex fiance.
  • You also told her about his career as a photographer.
  • A few days later you received a text from your ex. He was always rude to you and it didn’t seem as if that had changed in the three years the two of you had been broken up for.
  • Heard you’re marrying a blind photographer. Good luck with that one.
  • You didn’t bother to text back. He always said hurtful things.
  • Your phone pinged a second time, you really downgraded, not like you could’ve done better than me anyways.
  • That stung. V was your everything.
  • You let your feelings get the better of you and messaged back.
  • Why don’t you go mind your own business.
  • You assumed that would end the conversation but you know what they say about assuming.
  • Your inbox once again had a notification.
  • You always were a loser. Thank God we broke up.
  • You had never been more thankful that you broke up with him when you received that text but the loser comment was a blow to your self esteem.
  • You let out a high pitched noise drew V’s attention from his office.
  • He came out to see you curled up on the couch, moping.
  • He could see alright when he wore glasses and right now he saw you frowning.
  • He sat down and put your head in his lap, stroking your hair.
  • “Honey, whats wrong?”
  • You shoved your phone into his hand and he read the messages.
  • “You don’t think i’m a loser do you?”
  • “Of course not love. I think you’re wonderful, you’re the love of my life. If anyone is a loser it’s him. He lost out on the most amazing girl in the world.”
  • You sat up and moved into V’s lap kissing him on the mouth tenderly.
  • “Thanks babe, I don’t think you’re a downgrade either. You’re the most important person in my life.”
  • The two of you spent the rest of the afternoon cuddling.


  • Saeran was at the grocery store getting ingredients for dinner.
  • The two of you were planning to try a new recipe.
  • You were messing around on your phone when a message from an unknown number popped up.
  • Thinking it was Saeran trying to mess with you, you texted back.
  • “Saeran, honey when will you be home I miss you!”
  • Your phone buzzed with a notification.
  • Who the fuck is Saeran, you slut. You always did move on quickly.”
  • Your blood ran cold and you cautiously texted back.
  • “Who is this?”
  • You got an immediate response, “Your ex boyfriend, we broke up a year ago, have you whored around so much that your forgot.”
  • This man was the worst person you had ever met and the reason that you hadn’t dated for nearly a year before you met Saeran.
  • Tears ran down your face, they blurred your vision to the point that you couldn’t text back even if you had wanted to. Which you didn’t.
  • You heard the front door shut and tried to escape to your bedroom so Saeran wouldn’t see you crying.
  • He came into your bedroom immediately after setting down the groceries and he caught you wiping away your tears.
  • He pulled you into a loose embrace and pressed your face to his chest saying nothing until your tears slowed.
  • “What happened?”
  • His tone left no room for negotiation and you handed him your phone.
  • By the time he was done reading the short conversation he was fuming.
  • “I’m going to ruin him. How dare he speak to you that way. You are mine. He has no right to call you a slut. I love you MC. Don’t believe what he said to you it’s bullshit.”
  • You said nothing and decided to put all of you love into the kisses that you peppered Saeran’s face with.
  • He picked you up and carried you to the bed where the two of you cuddled and talked until you needed to get up and start cooking.
  • Later that evening you checked your phone and noticed a picture had been sent to your ex.
  • It was a picture of you and Saeran, he was kissing your cheek and flipping the camera off.
  • You giggled and kissed Saeran once again. 

-Mod MC

BURNING questions after 7x11

So Friends,

Kate here <3

Gavin and I re-watched the first episode of 7B last night, hit the theories boards and discussed our findings out at dinner (to, I’m sure, the delight of our surrounding patrons… part of me hopes they think we were talking about real people and therefore lead very mysterious and exciting lives!)

Intriguing other diners aside, here are my burning questions:

-  If Mary Drake was locked away in Radley for all those years, how and why was she casually chillin in a restaurant (presumably alone) when Peter Hastings walked in, assumed she was Jessica and had his way with her? I mean, she HAD to be in there alone, right? If she was with a nurse from Radley they would have been all “No no, Peter, put your dick away, this here is Jessica’s crazy twin”. Was she vintage Radley’s Mona - skilled at sneaking out and then back in? OR is this another lie and Ron-Ron (my name for Veronica Hastings) stupidly believed that Mary Drake and Peter bumped into each other in a restaurant and, again presumably, had a quickie in the bathroom? Oh, well they were both married (since he thought she was Jessica and Jessica was married to Kenny D) so I guess the bathroom quickie part makes sense… Still - this seems suspicious to me to say the least! HOW AND WHY WAS SHE IN THERE ALONE!?

- WHERE IS MELISSA!? What does she know!? How has this NEVER come up between her and Spencer?! I know she would have been young but I was 4 when my brother was born and I remember the whole lead-up to a new baby joining the family… Melissa is smart and she’s old enough to get married and knocked up when Spencer is a junior in High School (season 1)… I’m not sure they ever give an exact age difference, but if I’m not mistaken she’s out of college when she bring Wren home in season 1… so she’s around 5 years older than Spencer. She would remember a rando baby showing up one day, wouldn’t she?! How did the Hastings explain this to her?! “Ohh heyyy Melissa, this is your new baby sister, Spencer. Yeah, we KNOW Mommy didn’t look pregnant but one day a baby just fell out!” Now I want to re-watch all of Spencer and Melissa’s interactions and see if there are any hints or clues that Melissa knows Spencer isn’t Ron-Ron’s kid…

- This is not a question I have following 7x11 but its a question I have after searching for theories post 7x11 re-watch: WHY IN HANNA’S DREAM WHILE BEING HELD CAPTIVE BY AD DOES “DREAM SPENCER” NOT HAVE BANGS!?!? There is a LOT of “Spencer has a twin” theories floating around and I seriously called bullshit on each and every facet…. until this whole bangs business came up. High School Spencer had no bangs. Post-time-jump Spencer has bangs. These are facts. While I wrote this off as a hair-and-makeup decision (since all the PLLs have come out of the time-jump looking different – especially Ali and her air of soccer-mom) (oh wait, Emily is still dressed in as much sporting wear as possible to remind us she’s Rosewood’s #1 lesbian), a theory I read on the wiki-board yesterday uses Spencer’s lack of forehead warmers as evidence suggesting she may indeed have a twin. Let’s fondly remember the scene… My fav chica Hanna got poached by AD when the whole Scooby Gang tried to outsmart him/her, offering up Hanna as “Charlotte’s killer”. AD fakes them all out by leading them to the bell tower where that freakily realistic Hanna-dummy is hanging (they realize its a mask, if you remember). Then we see Hanna held in a shack, practically naked, being tortured with water and cattle prods (BREAK MY LITTLE HEART!) While being tortured, Hanna has (what we believe is) a dream or hallucination of Spencer being in the shack with her. This Spencer is, let’s face it, rather weird… which did lead me to believe it was a dream anyway. Spencer also gives Hanna that little mental boost that helps her escape and later on, Hanna relays this to Spencer. What I failed to see (cause apparently my observation powers aren’t as keen as I would like!) is that this “dream” Spencer DOES NOT HAVE BANGS. Nothing on this show is accidental… and its not like Troian woke up one day and was all “Oops, my bangs grew out” and the hair people were all “Well, its cool, let your forehead be free!” This is clearly deliberate. Yes, yes I KNOW this could just symbolize Hanna recalling the Spencer that taught her all she knows - High School, bangs-less Spencer - BUT IF THAT IS THE CASE HOW DID DREAM SPENCER AND HANNA DISCUSS AD WHEN THOSE INITIALS WERE ONLY FIRST USED AFTER HANNA WAS POACHED!?!? This is making me crazy…

- Who can we completely and totally rule out?! Wellllll, let’s think. Yes, AD could be a main character and have minions but I believe whoever poached Jenna at the end of the last episode and dragged her into a van and threw off their mask is the actual and total AD so if THAT is the case, who can we rule out? (That’s a better place to start, in my opinion, than ruling people in). We can rule out the main PLLs as they were all there and accounted for and  then all at the hospital immediately following the Spencer shooting. We can rule out Mary Drake as she was rocking Spencer and revealing the shock that she is Spencer’s mother (a revelation that, I want to point out, caused Gavin to jump off the couch, scream, whip off his shirt and go running and screaming around my house…) Jenna was dragged off while this was happening so we know its not any of them. Its not Noel (heh) since that’s a death you can’t recover from. We know its not Ostinato (how I refer to Ezra) since we saw him on tv in the jungle hugging his presumed-dead-girlfriend. We know its not Jenna. Its unlikely to be Caleb or Mona as they were at the Radley, being duped by irrelevant-until-one-needs-a-Jenna-lookalike (or seeing-eye-dog) Sydney. There is always the possibility that was not as simultaneous as we are lead to believe, so I’m not putting them in the DEFINITELY NOT column but its unlikely. Chime in if I’m forgetting to rule someone definitely out…. (I’m only ruling out peeps who are officially dead and for whose whereabouts we can confirm at the time Jenna was carted off and shoved in a van by someone in a mask…)

-What was, in fact, Noel and Jenna’s issue? What did the PLL’s “know”?  None of us know too much…. They aren’t AD so what was their issue or motive? They know ABOUT AD since at the end of the last episode Jenna blindly feels around at that rubber mask and says “You’re AD”. And now, its over a week later and Jenna is still being held captive (anyone else get MAJOR doll house vibes from the way she drank her tea in a panic? In a pretty china cup, no less?) But she had that SHIT EATING GRIN on her fucking face when reading the Braille and whispering “endgame”… after someone in scrubs and medical gloves took her tea and handed her that binder… WHY would someone want to keep Jenna captive for over a week? And then share secrets with her? I mean, clearly she hates the PLLs and we now know she was friends with Charlotte and knew about Archer Dunhill/Rollins… who is ALSO a British “doctor” (Wren! Wren! Wrennnnnnn!) Could Noel and Jenna have been minion-ing for AD without knowing who they are? Like a nouveau Red Coat situation?

- WHO IS THIS MONSTER!?!!!?!?!?!!

Someone other than the millions of PLL voices in my head please chime in and throw some addition perspectives our way!


The Science behind HunHan

Warning: I took triple award science and got a B. Thomas took double award and he got a B-. Needless to say, we don’t know our shit, so please don’t take us seriously. 

Alright, let’s get cracking.

P.S. I’ve avoided using GIFs and examples that I personally believe to be fan service, so don’t be throwing shade at me, okay?

I know, I know, I know, I’ve talked about the ideas of proxemics in literally every HunHan text post I’ve ever done, but WITH GOOD REASON.

A close physical relation with a significant other is statistically proven to improve emotional relations. Things such as physical touch, standing next to one another, and even subtle occurrences such as stands of eye-contact can contribute to this build-up of emotional connection.

Intense eye-contact.

Sehun getting exceedingly close to LuHan, resulting in Xiao Lu trying to push him away (I’m assuming out of surprise/awkwardness)

Sehun awkwardly getting into LuHan’s personal space…again :P

These kind of behaviours are due to an increase/rush of endogenous morphine. Endogenous morphine is basically a chemical in your central nervous system that tells you you’re enjoying something. Two of the most common examples of high-level endorphin intake is when one does exercise, or has sexual intercourse (but we all know which is better…let’s be real)

Case studies have shown that an increase of endogenous morphine will commonly occur when in physical contact with a significant other.

One of the reasons I think HunHan is just too real to be fake is due to the fact they were always staring at one another, invading each other’s personal space, and just generally being closer to each other in respects to the other EXO members. I highly doubt this would have occurred if they didn’t have some sort of romantic connection. If the romance wasn’t there, then there would have been no increase in endorphins. Just saying.

I suppose this next bit is more phycological than anything else, but let’s go with it.

Jealousy is an instinctive emotion. It works in the same way as, say, happiness. When something good happens, people tend to feel happy. However, some people act happier than others in different situations.

To put it simply, if someone gave Thomas a cake on his birthday, he’d be over the moon, whereas, if someone were to give me the same cake on my birthday, I’d still be happy, but less so in comparison to Thomas (I’m not a cake fan #shootme.)

Jealousy can be thought of in a very similar sense.

The way someone reacts to something is a display of their personal connection with said something.

Sehun has constantly shown that he has a problem with people being too friendly with LuHan.

Sehun disliking Jongdae holding LuHan’s wrist, so turning to stand between the two as a barrier.

When Suho was talking about LuHan.

When Sehun saw Jongin and LuHan making eye-contact.

Taking the last GIF as my example, if a friendly companion of LuHan’s were to see him make eye-contact with Jongin, they most likely wouldn’t care too much about the entire situation. However, Sehun’s overall reaction to pretty much all of LuHan’s interactions with others outside of himself is a clear display of jealousy.

Jealousy is a natural occurrence within all human beings. It’s an emotion triggered by possessiveness. It dates back to the original animalistic instinct to protect what belongs to you. 

In other words, Sehun be getting all up in your business if you touch his Xiao Lu because his uber uber uber uber great ape monkey ancestors gave him that instinctive trigger trait to PROTECT ONE’S PROPERTY #MINEMINEMINE

lol. Okay.

Lastly, I’ma rant about awkwardness for a lil’ bit.

Awkward behaviour is usually a consequence of when our body goes into fight-or-flight mode. For those of you who don’t know what that is, when you’re faced with an awkward and/or challenging situation, your brain will instinctively switch to fight-or-flight (how and when actually varies from person to person). This is basically a programmed protocol your brain has fashioned to tell you to either run from the situation, or fight the situation. FACT: Fight-or-flight is the sensation that causes us to get butterflies in our stomach. 

For most people 14-25, fight-or-flight is most commonly triggered by anxiety relating to judgement of others around them. Generally speaking, it does not occur with every single person in our surroundings (unless said person has strong levels of social anxiety, which neither LuHan or Sehun do…as far as I know haha).

Something I’ve noticed is that, generally speaking, people tend to grow anxious when around their significant other/longterm crush, thus formulating the fight-or-flight reaction, and resulting in awkward behaviour between both parties.

LuHan and Sehun trying to brush off an awkward encounter with the press when they just so happened to be standing exceedingly close to one another.

Sehun showing signs of extreme awkwardness after being caught staring at LuHan and forgetting to come back up from his bow.

Yet another slightly cringe-worthy interaction (but really, they’re so cute…like whahh)

As far as I’ve seen, Sehun and LuHan generally act more self-aware/awkward around each other than they do separated, due to the fight-or-flight response subconsciously being triggered by being within the presence of a significant other.

But yeah…*cough*

anonymous asked:

Hi! :) You know what? I really like your blog and your posts, to the point that I get really happy whenever I see that you have written a new one. I can mostly always relate to what you say about CB and I love how you are so positive and yet realistic when talking about CB. Like, you seem pretty cool ^^ So thank you for creating this blog :) Also, I would like to ask if you have noticed how jealous Baekhyun can be? Because I think he is pretty jealous, what do you think?

Awww~ Thank you so much for those sweet words~ You know I was gunna write a blog/analysis on Jealous Chanbaek, because like besides Kaisoo, this ship can give really jealous looks, and like you know when they are jealous, but for some reason it makes us happy, because it shows that they care, and it looks so genuine, in fact so real, I think I’d set on flames if I was under their glares, because…dang. And like you said I think Baekhyun is definitely someone who gets jealous.

He looks so sad ;~;

Chanyeol…someone is watching…and he doesn’t ship it…

Baekhyun does not like Chanyeol saying good things about other people, he needs love too…

His glare…my goodness. Maknaes, you might want to stop before you die…lol

This made my day, it’s so funny, realllll subtle Baekhyun…

He seriously does not approve, and Chanyeol is dying right there…if I got that look I would be terrified to be honest. But the thing Baekhyun is not the only one that gets jealous, there’s also Chanyeol to talk about. Chanyeol, from what I have seen, doesn’t seem to get as jealous as Baekhyun, but what I think is, is that it’s not that Chanyeol doesn’t care as much as Baekhyun but maybe he can hide it better, or I’m just bad at following him (even thou he’s my bias, I’m a bad person) but this guy does get jealous

His glare is so scary, and how hard he was holding the piece of paper, he looks so angry, Sehun run *Bts’s run starts playing in the background*

Do you guys have any idea why he would stop talking? I think I do.

Chanyeol didn’t like what he saw and he immediately put a stop to it.

They are both jealous at the same time…they look so done, and Suho is just in the middle of it. (Are you trying to get yourself killed mama Suho?)

So in conclusion Baekhyun seems to get much more jealous than Chanyeol but I think it’s because Baekhyun craves attention and he seems to like Chanyeol’s attention, I don’t know why but he does, from what I see he doesn’t like it too much when someone else gets more of something that Baekhyun feels should be his. Chanyeol to be honest is not at all a possessive person, he is care free and real laid back (from what I think) so he doesn’t at all seem to be the one to be jealous easily, so does that make Baekhyun special? Well to me it does but it’s just my opinion so you don’t have to take this seriously if you don’t want to, but I think that there is something more to that jealously than them being mere friends. 

And with a personal example, (I’m not generally a possessive or jealous, so I’m using an example from my friends) so my friends are really close with each other and they act like they get jealous when they are with other people but seriously, being the analyzer I am I observed them…(no I ain’t training to be a stalker), and I compared their actions and they are so different, my friends say it like they are joking, and just whine about it, while Chanbaek they rely on stares (that make me feel like I could burn) to get the message across, in fact (to me) they resemble a couple getting mad at each other for talking with another girl or boy, but even thou they look so angry it makes me happy seeing that, that’s just another reason that shows that they care. I’m pretty sure all you fellow CB shippers know what I mean.

Also to the person who asked this question, thanks, because I was going to write a blog on this (like I said in the beginning) but I guess I forgot and you reminded me, so this is going to be more like an analysis than an answer, so yay~ 

Also my sister keeps saying that CB is fake :( someone tell her to stop…especially when she hasn’t even looked at their moments…*sniff* I can’t work when she says that to me! Someone help me convince her (I’m too scared to do it alone!) 

But anyway thanks for reading and ask any questions you are curious about, like this sweet person~ So, so long! V-sign out!

Bonus: Baekhyun does not approve of this XD

Last thing I swear: Thank you for 100+ followers! <3 

Heartbreak Warfare/It’s Hammer Time

Imagine Demon Dean escapes Sam’s trap and finds you, but can’t bring himself to kill you… Request for @queen-sands. ***repost from my old SPN blog***

Dean x Reader

Warnings: violence, demonic possession, strangulation, language, brief sexual content

Y/N, get in your room and lock yourself in. I’m outside, and I have him. Go. Now.” You looked down at the text from Sam, spoon stuck in your mouth, the gallon of chocolate chip ice cream halfway to the freezer. Your eyes got wide. You hadn’t expected Sam to find Dean so soon. I mean, you knew you’d been looking for months, but just yesterday you’d had no idea where he was, and now he was here?

You hightailed it back to the room you’d been crashing in for the last several weeks, and locked the door behind you, ice cream forgotten and left to melt on the kitchen counter. You weren’t a hunter. You wanted no part of wrangling Demon Dean into the trap set up in the dungeon. You slid a chair under your doorknob, for good measure. You kind of felt like a sissy, leaving Sam to do the work himself, but you hadn’t signed up for Demon duty. You’d agreed to tracking duty. You’d get your ass seriously hurt, or killed, tangling with a Demon, and would be useless.

With Charlie off gallivanting in Oz somewhere, Sam had gone for the next best thing when he’d needed help when Dean had gone missing a few months ago- you. You were one of Charlie’s closest friends, and skilled with hunting people down on the web. You’d helped the guys out a few times before, and you’d always been fond of them, especially Dean. You’d been pretty sure he’d held the same feelings for you, back when he wasn’t Crowley’s bitch, sporting a pair of black eyes, and partying it up across the USA with a distinct lack of morals. You’d only shared one awkward New Year’s Eve kiss at a Star Wars themed party Charlie had dragged the boys to, but you knew Dean had eyes for you. When Sam had called, you’d seriously considered saying no, but he’d sounded so alone and desperate, and it was Dean.

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Jimin convinced you to come out tonight, promising to buy you meat and you happily slipped into your cute blue dress and stepped out with him.

“There’s this place not too far from your apartment, Taehyung recommended it to me.”

“As long as you’re buying me meat. It’ll go towards the betrayal.”

“Are you seriously still on the fact I gave Tae your leftovers? I made you dinner.”

“I’m kidding, Jiminie. You’re kinda cute when you whine.”

“I’m kinda cute, huh?” He pulled you closer to him by your waist and you looked at him in his sudden change in attitude. He winked at you while biting his lip and you shoved him over.

“I take it back.”

“Y/N.” He whined and moved back to your side, his fingers slipping between yours. You paid no mind to it, you held hands with him before but you almost stopped in your tracks.

“Y/N..” Jimin whispered to you, there he was. Gone for two weeks without even a word, he reappears with someone else by his side. What happened to when he said he loved you? That silly attitude he had but those intimate moments he shared with you when he held you like you were his world.

What happened to us?

“Oh, Y/N, I didn’t see you there. How have you been?” He turned around; looking at you and you couldn’t bring yourself to look back at him.

“Hey, Jeongguk.” Saying his name was similar to twisting a knife through your heart. You couldn’t answer her, knowing that if you spoke again, there would be words that can’t be taken back.

“Y/N, I um…”

“It’s good that you’re not dead, Guk. Y/N’s been worried about you but I see your girlfriend is what’s keeping you busy.”

“I just can’t get enough of him,” you felt another knife stabbing you, seeing her arm linked with his and their hands intertwined. That’s how he used to hold your hand.


“You should take her home, Jeongguk. Jimin and I have dinner to eat.” He didn’t say anything, just taking the girl along with him and you walked in with Jimin. You stumbled into your seat, Jimin being gentle with you and you looked down.

“Y/N, you’re not okay, are you?”

“Let’s just eat our meal.”


“Yes?” His hand reached out to wipe your cheeks, unaware of your tears running down them. You silently thanked him, a waiter coming to your table and you two decided on a set.

“Remember our second year? When Mingyu invited the whole grade to a restaurant.”

“Of course, you left me for him and those other girls.”

“It wasn’t because of the girls.”


“He was my best friend.”

“I’m offended.”

“Well I liked you then, so you were more than just my best friend.”


“Would I lie to you?”



“The truth hurts.”

“How could you be so heartless?” He clenched his chest, pretending to be in pain while you rolled your eyes.

“Bad acting and you’re quoting Kanye lyrics. This is an all-time low.” He pouted, making you laugh a bit. He looked so cute, batting his eyelashes at you while pouting and pinched at his cheeks.

“Aww, look at our cute little Jiminie.”

“I’m not cute.”

“Yes, you are.” He grabbed your hand, pulling off his cheek and staring at you.

“Cute is that puppy you see walking down the street, a baby in a stroller, a little kid begging for toys at the grocery store. I want to be handsome to you. Someone that you see as a man.”


“I was too late, wasn’t I? Now, all you can think about is him? I know, I can see it in the way you look at me.”


“But he has her. He’s with her.”

“Jimin. Tonight, it’s about us. I just want to think about us and nothing else. Agreed?”

“Agreed.” He smiled at you, making you return the gesture and your food arrived. You cooked the meat, knowing Jimin wasn’t that great at cooking it.

“Just let me..”

“Oh, now you’re paying so it’s fair if I cook it for you.”

“It’s because I’m paying, huh.”

“You should know this by now, I’m disappointed.” You placed the first cooked piece on his plate and he had his mouth open.

“Are you trying to catch flies?”

“Feed me.” He can’t be serious. He stared at you and you sighed, using chopsticks to stick it in his mouth.

“Thank you.” You took turns cooking and feeding each other, chatting in between. You didn’t actually let him pay the whole thing, paying a portion after 15 minutes of intense debating.

“I could have paid for it, Y/N.” He held bottles of soju and some cups he bought from a convenience store.

“Jimin, I felt bad, okay?”


“What are we taking a taxi for?”

“We’re going somewhere special.” He showed the address to the driver, him nodding and you trying to get a peek at the piece of paper.

“Not another surprise.”

“Oh, come on. You liked the last one, didn’t you?”



“Only for you.”

“Oh, I think you need this.” He held up a blindfold, you wonder when he fell in love with surprising you. You let him blindfold you, his fingers slipping between yours and squeezing your hand.

“How long until we’re there?”

“Just a bit. I think you’ll like this surprise.”

“I better or I’m taking a taxi home without you.” You could hear him gulp and shuffle in his seat, making you smile. You weren’t serious about leaving him wherever you were going; still, this secret location has to be worth the blindfold and his refusal to tell you.

“We’re here.”

“Finally.” He helped you out the car, paying the driver before untying your blindfold. This is what he was so secretive about?

“Our high school?”

“It’s been a year since we were here.” He pulled a key out of his pocket and unlocked the door, you following him inside and the halls brought you back.

You could remember the mornings when you were running late with Jimin, fixing your tie before Ms Jung saw you.


“Come on.” You took his hand, walking with him to your old classroom and stood at the podium. You could remember the boring morning announcements, your class president lecturing your class.

“I can hear Mr Choi, telling Hani and Mingyu to quit making out in the back.”

“Did they ever come up for air?”

“He couldn’t live without her.”

“Do you know if they’re still together? They broke up a few weeks before graduation.”

“He’s still with her, he’s always posting Instagram photos of her as his woman crush Wednesday with a cheesy caption.”

“I used to think that was cute.”

“Too bad it’s Friday.”

“Wait, we have to go to our spot.”

“Why did you think I bought soju, Y/N?”


You have a thing for rooftops; you liked looking out to the city. The rooftop of your old school was gorgeous, seeing mountains near your school. The fence blocked the view a bit but you didn’t mind, the school placing some flowers to give it less of a trapping feeling.

“It looks so much better at night.”

“It does, all the lights make it look so picturesque.”

“I really do like this surprise.”

“Sorry, what was that? I didn’t catch that.”

“Don’t push it, Jimin.”

“Yes, ma’am.” You pushed him a little and he opened the first bottle, pouring some for you. You drank simultaneously, taking shot after shot and you stopped when you begin to lose count.

“I’m so fucking angry.”

“You know, you should scream from here. It helps.”


“I’ll start. Fuck you, Ms Jung and your fake nose!”

“Seulgi, I know you have hair implants you fake bitch!”

“Ki Joon, you bastard! You still owe me money!”

“Jeongguk, you asshole! How dare you find a girl prettier than me! You two-faced bastard!”

“How the fuck does my hair look like squid ink, you sly jerk! How dare you make Y/N worry about your sorry ass!”

“How could you make me like you, Jeongguk!”

“Fuck you, Jeongguk!” You two went silent, catching your breath after all that screaming and Jimin opened his mouth to say one more thing.

“I love you, Y/N!” He pulled you by your hips, catching you off guard and pressing his lips against yours.

Maybe drunken words were just sober thoughts.

I want to know who you think she should end up with?

~Admin Blake

Post-disbarment Headcanon

Two weeks. The time Phoenix took until he finally decided to adopt Trucy Enigmar as his daughter.

Two weeks are quite a long time in Ace Attorney standard, where every trials are finished in three days at the longest, and the whole cases of AAI got over in several days in total. So this is my headcanon about what happened within those two weeks; since Phoenix’s disbarment until he becomes a father.

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Shuuichi Saihara - SHSL Detective - Hidden intentions.

I thought I was the only one here to distrust Shuuichi at least a tiny bit, but that’s not really the case. I’m impressed that a lot of people also started to suspect him recently. I don’t blame them. In the first game, the Ultimate Luck and the Ultimate Detective were both the hero protagonists. In the second game, the Ultimate Luck turned out to be a secondary antagonist. Therefore, something similar might happen to Shuuichi.

Warning: VERY LONG POST!!!

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Fur and Scales

Fandom: Overwatch
Rating: T
Character(s): Genji Shimada | Jesse McCree
Relationship(s): Jesse McCree/ Genji Shimada
Warning(s): None

Total Word Count: 1875

Summary: Lazy evening snuggles between the baes


  • Belated birthday gift posting for my buddy @inkblotbun​, who was awesome enough to draw me a really cool thing in return ;;A;; seriously go check out all the amazing artwork you’re missing out on if you ain’t following Ink right now
  • This is based in a Supernatural AU that I’m working on that’s still a WIP but is slowly coming together in bits and pieces, hopefully I’ll be able to share it in full at some point in the future

Enjoy xXx

Genji glanced up from the beaten up paperback in his hands as McCree padded out from the small washroom, a towel slung around his hips and another one in his hands as he scrubbed his hair dry. Genji returned to his book as McCree wandered over to the narrow bed Genji reclined on, the towel hanging around his neck as he pushed his hair back.

‘McCree, don’t you –’ Genji began, just as McCree rolled onto the bed and nudged between Genji’s legs, leaning back against his chest. Genji let out a world weary sigh, his cybernetic voice box giving him a crackling robot twang even without his full visor on. He shifted to get comfortable with the added weight of McCree using him as a pillow, drawing his knees up as McCree used his thighs as arm rests.

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sfdumblr  asked:

"No cartoon is safe because almost five years after it happened, Tumblr is still butthurt that they "missed out" on MLP and had been looking in vain for something of a similar phenomenon to pop up. Nothing really was enough to inspire them until SU came along." - found this. Your thoughts?

Sounds about right.  Steven Universe has magic, pastel colors, and characters that take the appearance of women (but of course, since they’re technically genderless space rocks with the ability to shapeshift, the show has been “claimed” as being only “for” the trans/non-binary community, which is honestly far, FAR more entitled than I have ever seen a single brony act about MLP).

I’ve never seen a male brony say that MLP is only for them.  Seriously–no one really thinks that way (no one with their sanity intact, anyway).  It’s a fucking cartoon.  And most sane people that have bothered to learn the truth are aware that the term “brony” was a pun someone jokingly tossed out in a conversation that was really adopted more out of a sense of irony than trying to form some kind of an exclusive “boys only” tree fort club.  Like, actually think for a moment:  Some people at 4chan decided to watch the show literally because they thought it would be absolute crap, and would get a good laugh from it.  That was the genesis–something to potentially make fun of.  It was coming from a fledgling network with no hits to their name, and was being animated in Macromedia Flash, which (despite the series proving them wrong about this assumption) tends to be looked down upon, and considered a cheapskate, half-ass method of animating a show for cable television (I blame Johnny Test.  …Come to think of it, I’m pretty sure nearly everyone blames Johnny Test).

When these people discovered that the show was actually decent, they knew damn well that they were going to catch shit for it, but they thought it was a good show, and spread the word about it regardless.  No shit that the world looks down on them for it.  It’s fuckin’ 2015, and we’re still reinforcing negative gender stereotypes.  The tumblr backlash against them alone is proof positive that even the people who claim to support gender equality still can’t get over centuries-old gender biases (well, at least where men are concerned.  They’re more than happy to fight tooth and nail for women to enjoy “masculine” things while they accuse any male that enjoys something that they deem to be “feminine” of being “rapists” and “pedophiles”, or trying to “invade womens’ spaces”).  And they clung so hard to this misconception that they felt compelled to make up false stories that they could point to as “proof”, despite how EXTREMELY GODDAMN DISTURBING AND FUCKED UP AS HELL it is to make up fake stories of sexual assault against children. 

The funniest part of all is that most of these same people would never have given the show a chance if they hadn’t heard about it from someone else (shit, they wouldn’t have even known about it).  Hell, the first time I saw anything about it, I thought it looked like more corny garbage created just to bastardize my 80′s childhood.  I thought the title sounded dumb as all hell, and I thought the designs looked like stump-legged cats from Chernobyl.  Regardless, when I saw how much so many people were bonding over this silly cartoon, I gave it a shot, and liked it–in spite of my previous reservations.  It wasn’t that the fandom became any different from any other fandom:  It was because the fucked up creature known as the “social justice warrior” appeared over the horizon, and turned what used to be honorable causes into modern-day witch hunts to punish anyone that dares to think differently than they do, or say/do anything that they don’t happen to like.  Something “feminine” with a large following that includes many males was simply an easy target.

Particularly on tumblr, you often see people screech about “ALL THE PORN!” and all the “bad fans”, without taking into account that the fan base is in the tens of millions at this point (in the U.S., and overseas).  This is a great many more people than was ever expected.  If one were able to accurately gauge the relative number of fans, the percentage of fans producing adult content, and compare the results across multiple fan bases, I’m pretty goddamn sure the percentages would match each other in scale.  Also, HELLOOOO–Social media, people.  Tumblr especially is highly unregulated.  The staff barely does a goddamn thing to monitor the site’s content (even going so far as to allow users to be punished by third parties for features that they decided to add).  It is not only easier than ever to share fan-made content, but there are so many more places to put it than ever before (most of these places are considerate enough to have filters enabled that keep their content from showing up in a Safe Search).  Coming from a website that has more gay porn for goddamn EVERYTHING than I’ve ever fucking seen, no one on here should be saying a fucking thing about “oooh, the PORN!”. 

Go into the Team Fortress 2 fandom.  Seriously, go look at it.  It has its own chan.  There are naked character models for every class.  People use these to make pictures in Garry’s mod.  The amount of gay porn is off the fucking charts.  Believe me–I’m part of that fandom, and I have seen the dicks.  I will even put it out there that I am appreciative of the dicks.  Guess who’s drawing most of it?  Yep–women!  But, no–nobody ever wants to think about the little boy that loves Thor stumbling upon pictures of him fucking his step-brother, or the kid who loves Transformers accidentally discovering gay robot porn.  I have yet to see anything that has become popular, yet not had porn made of it.  Jump scare-based game?  Boatloads of porn before the second game even came out.  Surreal short films done using puppetry that people thought were “creepy”?  Not creepy enough to stop the porn train!  Do I even need to mention Pokemon here?

In the most flagrant hypocrisy of all, it was discovered that some of the people that were the most vocal against adult content in the MLP fandom either drew it themselves, or had collections of it on separate blogs.  There’s still the ever-persistent lie that “LITTLE GIRLS CAN’T SEARCH FOR PONIES ONLINE WITHOUT SEEING PORN!”, which is so false that it’s laughable at this point.  For starters, the computer isn’t a fucking babysitter, and any little girl that a parent wouldn’t feel comfortable allowing to go downtown on their own shouldn’t be on the fucking computer on their own without parental filters enabled.  With Google’s Safe Search on, you will find nothing more than cute vectors and pictures of merchandise.  And why?  Because FANS WERE RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH TO MAKE SURE TO KEEP ADULT CONTENT IN ADULT PLACES, AND REPORT ANYTHING THAT DIDN’T BELONG SHOWING UP IN A SAFE SEARCH.  All of this and more I’ve already covered in a previous post.

When it comes to the alleged cries of “entitlement”, I’ve heard some remark that certain cameos or toys are aimed at the older fan base, and this is actually undeniably true:  Had there not been the kind of fandom who would notice background animation errors and jokes slipped in by the animators, there would certainly be no speaking roles given to what were previously only background characters (Derpy, Octavia, Vinyl Scratch, etc.), nor any merchandise of them.  There also wouldn’t be characters renamed to be shout-outs to other franchises (such as Doctor Hooves).  Antagonists like Nightmare Moon and Queen Chrysalis certainly wouldn’t have toys made of them (how often do you see dolls of classic Disney villainesses made for little girls?).  Of course, any fans of any series will voice how they dislike the turn a storyline has taken, but this isn’t something new, nor is it restricted to MLP fans (nor is disliking different incarnations of the same franchise, since I know damn well that a lot of people on tumblr have been whining about Teen Titans Go!).  The idea that anyone was ever trying to exclude anyone else from enjoying MLP is something that was entirely made up by people on tumblr.  Meanwhile…

Behold, one of the most entitled, cringe-inducing things ever posted to tumblr.  Oooh, so scary.  What are they gonna do?  Make more whiny text posts?  Yep, that’ll work.  Truly, they will finally “dismantle the patriarchy” by acting like spoiled toddlers that don’t want to share their toys (not even getting into the fact that they’re acting this way about shows that are publicly broadcast worldwide).  People like the above user are why myself and many others no longer wish to identify as feminists.  They’re an embarrassment to women everywhere.

Unfortunately for the majority of the SU fandom, it’s people like the example above that are the loudest, and thus are the ones giving the fan base a poor reputation that it really doesn’t deserve.  Worst of all, they aren’t restricting it to Steven Universe, either.  They’re pulling the same shit in other fandoms, and it’s usually the same group of assholes behind it.  Find the next post you see whining about how something in Star vs the Forces of Evil or Gravity Falls is “problematic”, “anti-Semitic”, or “transphobic”, and take notice where most of the reblogs are coming from.  You’ll find the same perpetual tear-factories as always, especially the ones who openly try to profit off of the drama that they create.  If you can put it on a t-shirt with a passive-aggressive banner and sell it to misguided teenage “feminists”, then rest assured that it will eventually be commented on by these people.

anonymous asked:

First off, I wanted to say that I too really love reading your analysis!!! Second,I'd like to know what's your view on Axel's character growth during the course of KH2 (from his attempts to get Roxas back leading to his sacrifice). You can expand it by including his actions from Days if you want. Thank you in advance! :)

The phrase I used in a post the other day for Axel at the end of Days was “about to slide down a rather steep slide into basically suicide.” So uh. Before I continue, this is the trigger warning for suicidal thoughts and actions for those of you who would like to stop reading. Not to mention the, um, general trigger warnings that go along with Axel…

I don’t see Axel as a particularly mentally stable character. I don’t mean for that to sound insulting to anyone - it’s a matter of empathy for me and my long list of DSM conditions. It’s hard, if not impossible to put names of conditions to fictional characters, especially when different metaphysics like hearts are involved, and I don’t plan on doing so in this post.

Axel is a character so driven by passion. Saix says of Axel, after his death “Axel couldn’t stand living without a heart, and was destroyed by getting close to one.” This is more or less a perfect reading of what happened - fitting, coming from his once best friend.

Lea is such a character of the heart - about connecting it to as many people as possible, about living by his ambitions and fiery passions and wills, that the loss of his heart really throws him. In CoM, he is the character who talks constantly about what it means to be a Nobody and how messed up that makes them.

Even then, in his first appearance, we see him as throwing himself at feeling. It’s actually really creepy in this game. It seems like, due to his interaction with Sora (and possibly Sora’s connection with Ven and Lea’s connection with Ven, who knows) along with his interactions with Roxas in the first 20 or so days of Days, he has really started to regrow his heart. The first emotion he seems to really feel in a long time? Enjoyment at the manipulation and downfall of the C.O. crew.

In his secret reports, he spends a lot of the early game commenting on how everything seemingly human Roxas and Xion do not only confuses him, but gets to him on a deeper level. Again, I do not want to venture into more clinical terms here. But compare Axel’s entries like this: 

Talking to Roxas and Xion always brings back memories of my human life, back when I was a kid. It’s a weird sensation.


Watching them, it’s like they’re human. It’s messing with my head.

with Luxord’s:

I find myself envying the children. Perhaps some fundamental difference exists between those who become Nobodies as adults and otherwise. The longer you have lived, the more you are positioned to lose with such a gamble. But a child can look forward, unafraid even in the face of immeasurable odds. I doubt they even see life as a gamble the way we do.

There is the same sort of longing in the latter, but it is resigned, distant, and despite the mention of a feeling, it is somehow less visceral. By the end of the game, Axel’s entries are pretty frantic and mention emotion all over the place.

But my point is, is that these interactions with humanity are really intense and important and psychologically powerful for Axel. And, in effect, we learn that they have made him no longer a true Nobody. When he says as he dies “he made me feel like I had a heart”, he is speaking more truth then he knows - Axel by the end of Days indeed had a heart, or part of one, that was hurt and broken and torn.

I linked a post a long time back to a fantastic longread about Axel that read him as a kind of addict for this emotional connection, and I still think that is a very accurate reading. The fact that we now know that he had a partly formed heart, just enough to really feel the pain and anguish and need of having everything pulled away from him at the end of Days only adds, if you pardon the pun, fuel to that fire.

I have said several times on this blog that Axel/Lea is characterized by fire and passion and drive. And that in its pure form in will run wild and just burn everything in it’s path. What we are seeing in KH2 is basically that. It is the last shred of control, of reign Axel has over his wildfire, over his fury and passion and pain slipping.

In the beginning of the game, he is trying to scheme, still. Trying to use tactics, to hide, to be sarcastic. In the end of Roxas’s section, he breaks for a moment. The Novels, which I am on record as having mixed feelings about, state that when Axel sets fire to the entire room when he is fighting Roxas, it is because he is content to die there with Roxas, if only to have that final moment. While you don’t have to read it at that extreme, there is only one other time Axel sets fire to everything, and that is his death. Axel’s fire is a metaphor - when it is targeted, controlled, so is he. When it is wild and everywhere, so is he. Think of how precise it had to be when he burned Vexen from the inside.

When we see Axel on Destiny Islands, he seems tired. Someone can actually compare the frames, and this could just be Mr. Flynn’s fantastic voice acting, but it seems to me that Axel is… off. Like he is trying hard to keep himself composed. There is a kind of mad desperation in the way he confronts Kairi. If you watch, the Camera doesn’t film much of that scene straight - there are a lot of strange tilted angles. This is, by the way, masterful scene work.

And it’s a stupid, stupid idea. I mean, think about it. Axel plans on kidnapping Kairi while on the run from the Organization, through dark corridors. He then plans on what? confronting Sora and demanding that he let the heartless take his heart or Axel will kill Kairi? I mean, he is forgetting about Riku, he is forgetting about the Organization, about Sora’s hundreds of allies… It’s not a very good plan. I mean, Sora would probably go along with it - he did in KHone. But still. From the level of schemer we saw in CoM this is a seriously concerning idea.

And if you were not convinced, the game shows you Kairi getting away with Riku’s help. Then it takes Axel a while to find her. By the time he gets to Twilight Town, she’s made friends with Hayner, Pence and Olette. And by that point, Saix has caught up to him. It’s a big mess.

And intentionally so. This was the last ditch effort. This was Axel, an Axel with some of a heart, going “I will kill this girl, and whoever else I have to, to get the hero of the worlds - the one who is going to save everyone, to let himself die because all i care about is seeing my friend and feeling again.” And he failed.

By the time he confronts Sora, his body language is almost drunk tired. He’s trying to put back up his mask, but Sora gets to him with all that humanity, with his pleas. It’s at this point that it seems that Axel is just running, striking where he can. Why is he telling Sora this? What does he have to gain from Sora knowing this? Nothing - this is him not wanting Sora, and by extension Roxas to be used as a tool of the Organization. This is him trying to undermine them now. His plan has failed. All he can do now is make amends. That exasperated sigh when he says “look, about Kairi, I’m sorry.” He means that. He is sorry. He even makes time to say it again as he’s dying.

I think at his point, Axel has given up. He knows he is going to die one way or another and he isn’t fighting it. Hell, part of him wants to. What’s left for him? I have a lot of feelings about Axel as the poisonous friend. Everyone he befriends gets hurt. I don’t think this is something lost on Axel. I think that he realizes this. Some of this is probably more headcanon than analysis, but I think at this point he’s pretty disgusted with himself.

He’s on the run from his first best friend, trying to save the last shread of his other best friend, watching everything go to shit, and he’s failing again, and he’s just kidnapped a girl for, it turns out no reason, and he’s exhausted and what does he have to show for himself but pain and death and fire?

So when we see him again, where is he? He is between the fake Twilight Town and The World that Never Was. At this point, he is so exhausted that a single dusk catches him off guard and knocks him over, leaving him struggling to get up. He has no reason to be here other than to help Sora make it to the other side. It’s outright suicide to get this close to the Organization at this point, but you need someone to open the portal on both ends. If the Dusks hadn’t swarmed him here, Axel would have done the same thing somewhere else in TWTNW. I mean, we don’t even know how necessary the attack was - can a portal not be opened while there are dusks in the in between? No - I think he was just so tired of running and the next stop was TWTNW. If he did go through there, he’d be taken to the Castle. Maybe “the maximum punishment” isn’t death, but worse. Maybe he didn’t want to die while Saix looked on. Maybe he just wanted to die on his own terms. Maybe he just was tired of holding in all the fire and passion and rage and hurt inside.

That got long and sad and I am sorry.

The Wrong Choice

Originally posted by chimcheroo

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader(ft.Taehyung)


Type: Angst/Fluff?

Length:2.697 words

Warnings:Just a few bad words

A/N: I did my best with this request and I kind of changed a bit but I hope you like it anoonie :) I’M COMING BACK YAAAY! In 2 weeks I’m posting all the requests. Sorry for the wait again…enjoy!

Everything in my life was good because I had him.

Jeon Jungkook,my best friend.

We’ve known each other since I had a art project to do and since I was a freshman and he was the sunbae of art class he helped me and then our friendship started.

He was everything I wanted in life. I loved how we would spend hours playing videogames, eating snacks and saying non sense things to each other. The times where we used to go to the movies and he would never let me pay because of how big of a gentleman he is; the times he would take me to have a calm walk at the park just to appreciate each other’s company; the times where he would protect me of everything bad and make my sad days become happy ones and I soon realized I was deep in love with my best friend and I never said anything because I didn’t want to lose him. I wanted it to last forever and I thought it would.Until she came.

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Good boys are bad boys

Pairing: Luke + Reader

Warning: Smut

Word Count: 1993

(A/N: I tend to do a posting spree kinda thing where I post like 2 or 3 things then I won’t post in forever haha. Are you guys cool with that please let me know) 

Lucas Hemmings was the first name that came to your head if someone said good. The boy always listened to his parents, got all straight A’s, was never late to class, and always the teacher’s pet. It disgusted you. You were the complete opposite. You smoked weed, did crack, skipped classes, cheated on tests and yet still you only got caught doing something bad twice. You did think Lucas was cute in a way, but not your type. I mean he was really tall, taller than you but his hair was slicked back, had glasses and was always dressed like an idiot. If he lost all that shit you would see more potential.

It was now Chemistry class, one of the only classes you half enjoyed because you were actually kind of good at it.

     “Today class, I have a partnership assignment and no you can’t chose your partners.” The teacher said and everyone groaned. He picked up a clipboard to see the partnership he wrote down on it.

     “Kelsey and Jane.” He started the both of them squealed because they were best friends. Ugh they’re so annoying.

     “Matthew and Eva. Charlie and Morgan. Lucy and Jordan.” He continued. “Lucas and Y/N” You froze.

     “Shit.” You said under your breath. You seriously didn’t want to be put with him; he’d be the one who only talks about the work with you and nothing else. The teacher continued the list.

     “Mia and Eleanor. Now everybody find you partner and sit at a desk, the desk you choose will be your desk for the next quarter of the year.” Of course Lucas stays at his front desk waiting for you but you wave him over to the middle desks. He didn’t want to argue with you so he just came to you.

     “Hi.” You said to him.

     “Hi.” He said back. He was a nerd, but he wasn’t the lowest of the low, so he still had the courage to talk to people.

     “So how are we gonna do this, you free today after school or something?” You asked wanting to kind of get this over with.

     “My parents are gone for the week you can come over today, if you want.”

     “Do you drive?” You asked

     “Yeah, I can give you a ride to my house, if you want.”

     “Kay I’ll meet you at the front of the school after school ends.” You said. With that the bell rung and you left class, headed to lunch with your friends. The day went by pretty fast, probably because you slept in English. The bell rung after class finally letting you out of this hell. You saw Lucas standing there, on his phone, waiting for you.

     “Ready to go Lucas?” His head snapped up to the sound of your voice.

     “What, Yeah.” He said quickly then walked towards his car. It was just a normal white Honda, wasn’t too nerdy. The car ride was pretty silent except for the radio in the background. You got out of the car waiting for Lucas to go ahead of you and open the front door. He opened the door and waved you in, it wasn’t anything fancy, it was like your house just a bit bigger. You followed him upstairs to his room, which was filled with band posters, and he had two guitars, the complete opposite of what you thought it would be.

     “Gimme a sec.” He said and went into the bathroom. You sat on his bed and just noticed your surroundings. Who’s bedroom am I even sitting in you thought to yourself. He came out of the bathroom with no glasses, quiffed hair, black skinny jeans and a shirt that had L.A. on the back.

     “Going anywhere?” You joked a little turned on by this different Lucas.

     “I’d just rather be in my normal clothes than that shit.” He said.

     “I thought that was your normal clothes though.” You said a little confused now.

     “Let’s just say who I am at school is not who I am everywhere else. Now are you good at chemistry cause I don’t feel like doing this shit right now.” Lucas said as he sat down on his rolley chair making his way to you.

     “Woah, woah wait Lucas-“

     “Luke.” He corrected.

     “Luke, can you explain please.” You asked impatiently.

     “Ok so before I moved here I was kicked out of my last school cause I was caught doing crack in the bathroom. I’ve been expelled from three schools now and so my mom said if I get expelled from this one too I’m going to military school. So I had to brush up and fake it this time and god dammit it’s hard. I haven’t fucked a girl in over six months.” He explained. You didn’t know what to say, all you knew is that you were fucking turned on by him.

     “Um ok, why were you kicked out of the other two schools?” You asked.

     “The first one I was caught too many times making out with girls at school and the second time they caught me cheating on a test and they were like super strict about that shit at that school.”

     “Do you play or…?” You asked staring at his guitars.

     “Well no shit, they’re in my room for a reason.” He noticed you were a bit tense around him, clenching onto the bed sheets. “Why are you so nervous around me.”

     “Well I don’t know, maybe it’s cause a few minutes ago you were a fucking nerd and now you’re a hot guitar player who happens to do all the things I do.”

     “You think I’m hot?” He asks getting closer to you.

     “Well any girl in the right mind would.” You admit. He was now inches away from you, sitting in between your legs. Your eyes flickered between his eyes and lips.

     “You’re not too bad yourself.” He says and leans in to kiss you. It wasn’t one of those sweet kisses shit, it was a heated kiss, and you loved it. You had each other’s tongues down your throats in seconds. Luke was obviously hungry for you. He pushed you onto the bed, crawling on top of you, hovering you. He kissed down your neck and the valley of your boobs. He pulled up your shirt exposing your bra. You continued and completely took off your shirt and undid your bra. Lucas’ hands went straight to your boobs massaging them while sucking on your nipples. He moved fast, down to you stomach. He kissed down your stomach getting to the waistband of your pants. He looked up at you before unbuttoning your shorts, then continued. He pulled down your shorts leaving you in just your panties. He kissed your covered clit, teasing you. He looked back up at you again, this time smirking at how sexual frustrated you were.

     “Hurry up Luke.” You whined. He finally pulled off your panties so you were completely naked. You naturally spread your legs open a little further. Luke gave a long lick up your slit tasting you. With two fingers he collected you juices and then pressed on your clit pleasuring you. You let out a load moan in relief. Out of nowhere he pushes his fingers into you pumping at a pretty moderate pace.

     “Ohh Lukeee.” You moaned. He was sucking on your clit while pumping his fingers into you; there was so much pleasure you were in heaven. By now you were a moaning mess under his touch. He started pumping faster and moving his tongue faster, increasing the pleasure. Your hand immediately flew to his hair and you were basically riding his face. Luke curled his fingers up hitting your g-spot perfectly. He continuously kept curling his fingers getting you to your high faster.

     “Ahh Fucking hell Lucas.” You loudly moaned though out the house as you hit your high. You clenched around Luke’s fingers as you came. Once you came down from your high Luke pulled his fingers out and licked them clean, tasting all of you.

Now you were completely naked but Luke still had everything on and you needed to fix that. You walked over to him and started slowly pulling up his shirt while kissing him. His shirt was about half way up until he disconnected from you and pulled his shirt off from the back collar. You two reconnected while you fiddled with his belt buckle. You undid the button and zipper of his jeans and took his cock out. You stroked it slowly teasing him a little.

     “Show me what else your pretty mouth can do, suck it baby.” Luke said pulling away from you. You went onto your knees pulling his jeans down along with his briefs. You pumped him a few more times before taking him in your mouth. You started by kissing and sucking his tip. Luke grunted loudly.

     “If you don’t shove it down your throat I might have to.” Luke challenged you. You still continued to tease his tip, kind of wanting him to do what he threatened.

     “I warned you babe.” Luke said pulling your hair into a ponytail to steady your head. He thrusted into your mouth, trying not to go too deep. He pulled out.

     “Luke go deeper I can take it.” You put him back in your mouth for him to thrust into. He thrusted deeper making you gag a little, but you loved it.

     “Shit Y/N.” He panted getting close to his high. Luke let out a loud moan as he came in your mouth. You hollowed out your cheeks getting every last drop of him in your mouth. You swallowed as you came back up to Luke’s height.

     “Did you swallow babe.” Luke asked, so you opened your mouth to show there was nothing left.

     “You taste amazing Luke.” You said smirking.

     “So I’ve been told.” He smirked back. “Now get up against the wall, facing your back to me.” You did as he said and got up against the wall poking out your ass cheekily. Luke walked over to you slowly. He grabbed your ass massaging it a bit. You felt the tip of Luke’s cock run along your slit making you shudder. He pushed in with no warning making you moan loudly. You’ve never been fucked standing up, but it felt good. Your palms were against the wall to support yourself from falling. After a few minutes Luke pulled out. You whimpered from the lost of contact. Luke turned you around by your shoulders and kissed you again.

     “You’re so beautiful.” He said. “Now jump.” You jumped wrapping your legs around his torso. He guided himself into you. From there you bounced in my dick like there was no tomorrow, again you’ve never done this but it felt so good. Luke walked you into a wall so it could support you weight more while he thrust into you faster.

     “Fuck Lucas Hemmings, I’m gonna come.” You yelled loudly.

     “Look at me while you come baby.” Luke said. Soon enough you were clenching around him coming. You grabbed onto Luke’s neck and rested your forehead against his, trying your best to keep your eyes open as you came. He rode out your high then pulled out to pump himself to finished himself off. You quickly got on your knees waiting for him to cum on your face. You felt his white cum on your face as you opened your mouth, shortly after more came, then more. Luke let out a deep moan as he came on your face. The sight of you almost made him come again. You got up to clean yourself up and then got into bed with Luke.

     “Let me take you out sometime.” Luke said as you were in his arms.

     “That’s suppose to happen first Lucas.”

     “Shut up.”

     “Of course I’ll let you take me out Luke.” You said giggling into his chest. 

Not the only reasons some of us hate Vorona.

Of course Izaya’s done far worse than Vorona. Her wrong-doings aren’t even close to the reason I dislike her.

(warning for spoilers, Narita criticism and Vorona hate; scroll past if you’d get offended or upset, and blacklist the #hate tag if you haven’t already.)

“[T]here does seem to be a general idea on tumblr and amongst certain shippers that Vorona causes Shizuo danger and, for lack of a better word, to regress in his development.”
What? Who thinks this? She’s the reason Shizuo’s becoming something other than the character I love. He’s becoming tame. He’s becoming boring. He’s changed, and most people think it’s for the better, but I hate every word of it. It’s like OOC fanfiction (which there’s enough of in Shizaya fanfiction, tyvm–not that there aren’t some amazing Shizaya fics, and Love Blind Eyes is amazing despite being OOC), except it’s by the author so I have to believe it. To me, there’s not nearly enough build-up to make me believe it caused Shizuo to change like this. Well, then again, I’ve only read snippets and spoilers.

People are super appreciative of how much Vorona has helped Shizuo “grow”. I don’t like this Shizuo. I don’t like it at all. Of course he deserves happiness, but Narita can write him living a peaceful, happy life, without even snapping even once or relapsing into hurting someone close to him again, I won’t believe a word of it.

Vorona is very strong, yes, but she’s still no match for Shizuo. Shizuo is still capable of accidentally hurting her if he ever snaps again. I have no interest in a relationship like that, and the fact that Narita is trying to make it work makes me dislike her even more. Oh, so because of her (and maybe Akari, idk), he’s learning to control his rage, which he’s never been able to do before, and he’d stop if she were there to stop her? It sounds forced. It’s gaggingly cliche, and not even the tiniest bit moe or romantic.

She’s not the first person to not be afraid of him. Kasuka was. And then Shinra, Izaya, Celty, Simon, Tom, etc. With a person of his situation, the most romantic options for who to pair him up and are either: a) the first and only person who’s not afraid of him, and is the only person who can physically stop him if he were to lose it again and not get hurt in the process (whereas Vorona does just by being there and idk batting her eyelashes?*, which I just don’t buy)(while this option CAN be done, Narita didn’t pull it off at all–plus, many people who weren’t afraid of him came before her), or b) someone who’s not afraid of him, and is the person who can drive him over the edge the most, be the outlet for his pent up rage, manipulate him without getting truly hurt by him in the process (and wouldn’t even matter if Shizuo really did hurt that person), and most importantly can stand up to him with an equal but different kind of strength. Narita could’ve come up with someone who could fight on par equally with Shizuo and has the same level of strength, but that would completely ruin the point of Shizuo’s character as the strongest, unrivaled monster. For a romance to work for Shizuo in my eyes, it’d have to be with someone equally as strong, or else there will always be that inevitability that Shizuo will end up hurting them. Instead, Izaya, who is weaker, rivals him with not fists, but technique and manipulation. It’s neither sugary nor sweet, it isn’t love, and is definitely unhealthy and mutually abusive, but it’s way hella more interesting to me. Heck, my favourite headcanon is that Shizuo’s possessive over his right to kill Izaya, and visa versa, even though I know that’s not canon. And I dreadfully want to see it in v13, but it most likely won’t happen.

“This misconception (in my opinion) is an easy one to make though if you saw the anime and the ShizuoSaika arc and all you have heard is that Vorona’s orgasmic dream is to kill Shizuo and get in the way of Shizaya but - you see - it is actually quite the opposite.”
Maybe there are people who hate Vorona only because of certain spoilers that suggest she has bad intentions for Shizuo, and people think she only has bad intentions. And there are definitely people that hate her purely because she’s a cockblock. And then there are the people (well, me included) who hate her because we don’t believe that she has enough power over Shizuo to make him ignore Izaya. Those aren’t the only reasons, though. she’s laughingly predictable. She intended to get close to him and kill him; oh, and of course she had to fall for him. Seriously? Are you serious??
To be fair, about 30% of that hate is unfair resentment because of how accepting the fanbase was of her even though she’s not nearly as interesting as she could’ve been, and because I was upset at people who multishipped or jumped ship. But just 30%.
She’s boring, she makes Shizuo boring, and I’ve never liked kuudere characters much, either. Even if she were male, I would still dislike her.
And I will never, never, forgive her for being the one to nearly kill Izaya. That should’ve only been done by Shizuo.

I never expected a happy ending for Shizuo and Izaya, and I didn’t want a canonical happy ending for them either, but I also didn’t want either of them to find a happy ending with anyone else.

Still, the one I can’t forgive the most is Narita, who made Shizuo change like this in a way I find to be neither believable nor interesting, who doesn’t even understand that Shizaya is not a love-hate relationship, and gaybaits us anyway even though he has no intentions of making Izaya the one to have the most power over him, and especially for making Vorona be the one to do the deed, not Shizuo. What makes us happy is the promises that the shipping bait suggest. Empty promises don’t make anyone happy. I would rather that he not give us hope and just let us give up on it.

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