“Im bulletproof but please don’t shoot me”
“This is all your fault!” (Y/N) complained, the double gym doors smashing the wall and then retreating back in their lock position. “You dirty, ugly, meanie, big fat jerk!” She trailed, a wicked growl escaping from between her lips.
Steve and Bucky just looked around before they stared at each other. Their gazes softly drifting to the seething women making her way to them. “What did you do this time?” Steve whispered, racking his platinum hair to the side, his sweat keeping it in tact.
“Not that I know of…” Bucky trailed uncertainly. It didn’t take a genius to tell Bucky and (Y/N) didn’t get along as ‘best friends’ but it’s not like he had made it his life’s description to annoy the hell out of the towers personal chef, especially since they had a title to withhold.
“You jerk!” She seethed, her white cooking hat being thrown over his chest. He shielded himself, scared of why the girl was attacking him.
“What’s going on?” He grabbed her chef hat and held it high in the air. Pointing his finger her way before talking, “What did I do?” Bucky asked.
“You ate all of the plums!” She cried. “I was going to make Tony tarts for his party tomorrow; I was waiting for the plums to ripe!”
“It’s not my fault-”
“No, it is! You know you should have never even stepped foot into the kitchen if I wasn’t there!”
“Doll, sweetheart,” Bucky cooed, watching as (Y/N) rolled her eyes and walked back to James’s gun stash on the table. She clicked it in and then aimed at him- just like how he had taught her many times… on targets just for her safety.
“Doll face, Im bulletproof but please dont shoot me.” Bucky was slowly walking back, as the angry girl beside him pulled the trigger. Successfully being dodged by Buchanans metal arm. He hissed in pain as one had grazed the side of his flesh arm. Before long, her gun had finished ammo.
“Ha! Your out o-” Before he could say more, she threw the pice of metal towards him. Walking out less stressful then she had entered. “Don’t eat the plums if their not for you.” He nodded aggressively, watching as the girl exited the gym her chef hat back on her head all the while he rubbed his head from the sore spot. Just as the doors settled in their confines, Clint came out from the gym lockers.
“And that’s the girl your dating?”
“She’s not too bad…”
“Man, your whipped.”
“I’m- excuse me?”
“It’s a saying we hav- Never mind.” Clint mumbled before exiting back through the locker room.
Without saying more, Bucky cleaned the slits between his plates and walked back to the kitchen. All the while picking at his slits.
“What now?” (Y/N) asked annoyed once she caught a glimpse of his shadow over her. She was running around like crazy. Gathering things after things before settling them all on the island.
“To make it up for you-”
“You would sleep on the couch for a week-”
“-As I was saying, to make it up for you, I’ll go get you some plums.”
“You’ll go to the supermarket at six in the morning to grab three hundred pieces of week worth ripped plums?” She sasses, “I’ve had those plums for a whole week! You can’t find ripe ones just like that.”
“I changed the desert anyways.”
“If there is any way I can make it up for you, sweetheart.”
“There is, be my personal waiter for Tony’s party.”
“I hope you changed the couch cushions when I told you, our apartment is getting old.”
“Fine, fine,” like that, he walked past his girl and softly wrapped an apron over his waist. Helping the chef with each step. A small smile gracing his features as he watched her grab books and carefully read each step, occasionally editing the book in her hand with the pen that nuzzled between her ear. He knelt down and gave her a rough kiss, she shoved him away then went back to cooking for the party.
Bucky Barnes was going to be the death her.
Literally took almost a year to finish this request… sorry anon, hope this was good enough.
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