1. Always confirm the same day that you guys are meeting. These men have crazy schedules and they can cancel on you same day, best to know before you do your hair & makeup.
2. Never drive or uber a long distance to meet them. They should offer to come to you and if they don’t they should offer to uber you. I always get ubered to my dates, I never give them my real address obviously but somewhere close that I could walk or a place I could drive to and leave my car. Driving or ubering a far distance because he said he would reimburse you isn’t worth the risk. These men ain’t shit! they will lie to you. Don’t risk being out of gas or money, never worth it.
3. Always vet them before you meet them, nothing worse than going on POT date to find out he wants to pay you 200 per meeting. ASk questions nothing to invasive but just enough to see if can meet your needs. If you want monthly allowances make sure he’s open to that. IF he wants to do per meet to start, discuss how much. You can obviously negotiate a better price in person, but make sure you guys are in the same range $$$. Don't’ waste your hair/makeup and a cute outfit on a fuck boy who thinks he’s a sugar daddy. NEVER go on the POT with someone who gives you weird vibes, I mean if he’s weird over the phone he probably won’t be better in person, nothing is worth your safety.
4. Be cute but comfortable, Opt for the heels that are more comfortable over the ones that may look better with the outfit. Nothing worst than being out and having your feet hurt the entire time.
5. Be sexy and alluring without showing too much. I have big boobs so no matter what I wear their gonna show, but I always wear dresses that aren’t too tight or show that much cleavage. He may want to take you to social events with his colleagues or friends, you don’t want to show up on your first encounter with your boobs out or a dress that barely covers your ass. You want to give off a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets vibe. You don’t have to spend much to look great, Forever 21 or Zara has great dress options that are affordable. Macy’s always has in store sales on shoes ( Got a couple of heels from there), DSW also. A little black dress with some cute heels and some simple accessories can go a long way, ladies. For new sugars, you can spend under 100 bucks buy a cute outfit that you can re-wear to multiple POT dates. Ball on a budget until you can get him to take you, to Saks ;)
6. Knowledge is key! reading book Ho Tactics and the art of seduction has really stepped my sugar skills up. Body language and confidence is everything! This may sound silly but I practice my faces in the mirror so I can get an idea of what I’m looking like when I say certain things, also what angles i look best in so I know how to tilt my head or smile. You have to mindfuck these to give you everything you want but never had. I always give eye contact it shows that you are really engaged it also turns guys on. I always order martinis or wine because of the way the glass fit in your hand. Eating a olive off a toothpick while eye fucking a guy will drive him crazy. Always ask follow up questions, whens he’s going on and on about his job or life, in general, show that your interested make comments be engaging. Also, brush up on current events, I use the SKIMM to help keep me up to date on current events. Be pretty but also cultured.
7. Always choose a high-end restaurant in your area. I usually yelp and look for restaurants with $$$ that has the best reviews, I legit have been to areas in D.C that I wouldn’t have been able to afford or even heard of. Set your standards high and don’t lower them. Don’t ever go out with a guy who thinks going to some cheap chain restaurant is acceptable. Like your makeup shouldn’t cost more than the menu. Gain knowledge on the nicest spots in your area, if he wants to take you somewhere lower end that’s the easiest way to spot a Splenda. If it doesn’t go anywhere at least you got to go to a nice ass restaurant, ate some good ass food, and drank some wine that cost as much your textbooks. Still a win.
8. If you’re meeting for a quick date such as Starbucks ( which I don’t even recommend, they give me Splenda vibes) make sure you choose a time when it’s not too pack. You don’t want to walk into a packed Starbucks with the line to door and no seats for your first date it sets an awkward tone. You want to be in a quiet setting where you can discuss the arrangement privately, without random people walking by every minute. Choose a time after lunch, or later in the evening.
9.Safety First! Never give out private information, give out fake email address, phone numbers, etc. The only thing I’m truthful about is that I’m a student and my age. Never get into a POT car, or go back to his place. I also send my friends my location so they know where I’m at all times. Also download a safety app, very useful. If a guy gives you weird vibe excuse yourself to the bathroom and call a uber, try to find a different exit and leave his ass. Never meet up in a sketchy area or place. Make sure the place is public and that it is quiet but moderately packed. Never meet up too late in the night, and don't’ over a drink. Overdrinking puts you in a bad head space which can lead to a bad situation that could be unsafe. I have no more than 3 cocktails on date depending on the time we are together. These sites are filled with psychos, be careful !.
10. Last but not least Never give up the pussy until you get yours. Things happen maybe you drank too much, or he was really cute so the chemistry was there but it is never a good idea to sleep with POT before the arrangement has been hashed out. This is not normal dating and he is not your bf. Unless he’s paying your bills, tuition, rent or aiding your makeup addiction why does he deserve pussy???? Always get your first, these men will fuck and dip out never to be seen again. GIving him quick access will not get your bills paid sis, don’t do it. Before you think about giving him some think about your rent that’s about to be due, the tuition you still have to pay, that car payment, or Rihanna new makeup line that’s about to drop. Pussy is power use it wisely!
Feel free to add on ladies. Pusssy is power, let’s encourage each other and help each other to mindfuck these men! #TeamVagina
Jeon Jungkook -Master of burglary and a hitman. You were childhood friends but now he works for you. 4 years younger. Doing his best to prove that despite his age he’s the right man for you.
Setting: A follow-up to the first part of the story (Jungkook: When you catch him masturbating).
Sitting in your office and flipping pages of the documents that were supposed to be taken care of a long time ago doesn’t seem to be that appealing of an idea, but truth to be told, anything would be better than letting your memories of Jungkook’s desperate pleas and breathy moans fill your head. You shake your head in disapproval. They’re haunting you and they keep coming back even though you know damn well it’s so wrong. There is virtually no other word to describe these thoughts and the influence they’ve had on your daily routines since that memorable day. These thoughts have been so distracting, and much to your dismay, they don’t want to give you even a small break since that horrible and yet so ecstatic day. That day when you jerked off your adorable and oh so handsome childhood friend. Your worker. A guy four years younger who’s been crashing on you since he just as much as entered puberty… So innocently sweet… Hell, no. Without a doubt, Jeon Jungkook was anything but innocent when you caught him masturbating in your own bed. Once again, the mere reminiscence caused the beat of your heart to quicken unexpectedly. Words becoming blurry on the now creased sheet of paper. Wait a minute… Are your hands sweating?
Y: Oh, God girl… The hell are you thinking about again?
The question echoed in the room but there was nobody to give an answer to it. You’ve been staying away from that pretty and smiling face of Kookie for almost a week now. Fine, you’ve been giving him orders and made sure that he tended to some pressing matters concerning that flourishing (still a bit shady) business of yours. Providing, of course, that a mafia organisation can be labelled as such. Nevertheless, you’ve been conflicted. It’s not like you doubted him. He’s never given you any reasons to question him or his feelings towards you. He’s been so caring and utterly devoted to you that it sickened your stomach the moment you realised that you’ve been acting like a fucking paranoid teenager. Funny thing… Maybe he isn’t the one who should try his best to prove his maturity? Another unanswered question…
You spaced out. A knock on the door And immediately you know it is him. It’s not like you have some mad clairvoyant skills but deep inside you know. You feel it must be him. Three knocks. At first, it’s gentle but then it becomes more powerful and it speeds up. He’s never been the patient one, but he knows very well that loud banging angers you to no end. He’s not gonna risk that much today, although he adores the way your cheeks flush and the apparent irritation in your voice despite your best attempts to keep it all at bay when scolding him.
The door flings open and there he is. You didn’t plan to, you promised yourself you wouldn’t raise your eyes but sadly, they darted on their own in his direction. It was so quick, but damn you have a feeling he caught you in the act. The papers in your hand have never been more interesting than now. You could almost burn a hole with your gaze in this useless piece of writing.
J: I did what you asked me to. What now? Should I go and dispose of the guy? We’ve narrowed down his usual schedule and shit he does all day… I guess there’s no use waiting since he sure doesn’t waste his time stripping you of your money…
Y: No, that won’t be necessary. You’re free. I’ll have some other people deal with this.
A sharp intake of breath. Is he disappointed? Annoyed? You reach for another document from the stacked up pile resting on the desk.
J: I can handle this just as well as…
Y: It’s not to be discussed. You can leave. I’m working.
Your head ceremoniously propped on your hand, brows furrowed as if you were deeply analysing something.
J: As you wish. Is there anything else I can do for you, boss?
He’s angry. So angry. You can feel it hanging in the air. That tension that keeps both of you on the edge. Why is it so hard for you just to accept him? You’ve missed him so badly. Why can’t you say it out loud to that perfect boy?
Y: Are you deaf? I said you’re free.
Is this what you wanted to tell him? Your head up again. You can see his back as he reluctantly closes the distance between him and the doors. He’s like a sad and abandoned puppy now. But, no… He freezes for a moment and then energetically turns around to face you again. Of course… What have you been thinking? It’s Jeon Jungkook after all. He’ll never let go that easily. He’s proved you this so many times and yet it always makes your heart skip a beat whenever he puts up a fight to win you over.
J: Actually, fuck no. I won’t leave that room.
Y: Excuse me?
J: You heard me right, boss. You can’t be deaf, right?
That cheeky answer was certainly unforeseen and caught you off guard, to say the least. He swiftly moved in the direction of the desk but he didn’t stop in front of it. Much to your astonishment, he went round it.
Standing tall and looking into your eyes. He’s furious. Suddenly, you realised it would be better to stand up too…
Y: I gave you an order Jeon Jungkook, aren’t you forgetting your place? You’re not in the position to talk to me lik…
J: If I am to be completely honest with you after you’ve palmed my dick enjoying the way I moaned your name I don’t think I am that much concerned about our boss and worker relation.
You’re blushing. No, no, no. Not now! Fists clenching so hard that it begins to hurt but you’re too numb and exasperated to notice.
Y: We’re at work and I expect you to do as I say. We’re not gonna talk about your dick, Jungkook.
J: Fine, then.
And he was smirking. That little bastard was smirking at you! Maybe you shouldn’t have mentioned the dick part, though…
J: Why don’t we chat a little about that silly behaviour of yours then?
He pouted his lips, raising a finger to touch them. A much too exaggerated whine accompanying this little fake act.
J: Oh wait, I guess we can’t talk about this since your behaviour is very much connected to my dick too…
Y: What behaviour? Are you out of your mind, brat?
J: Like you avoiding me’ cause you’ve essentially jerked me off the other day?
Y: I’m not avoiding you. Don’t get some weird ideas.
J: If that’s the case then you’ll be happy If I come to your place as I usually do, right noona?
Y: And what are we going to do? Play some video games?
You tried to tease him a little but it backfired on you pretty badly…
J: Well, I actually intended to play video games, but if it’s suddenly too childish for you then I guess we can do some more mature stuff.
The way he prolonged the word mature made you wanna rip him off to shreds. An eat-shitting grin plastered on his handsome face.
J: So, seeing you have no objections I assume we’re clear. I’ll be at your place around 8.
And then, that was totally unpredictable. He gently leaned in and placed an innocent and a bit shy peck on your cheek, smiling very softly at you. His intense stare getting a bit too long to handle. Chocolate brown eyes literally melting you down on the spot.
Y: Whatever, just get out already…
That incoherent mumble sounded way too weak even to your own ears. So it did for Jungkook, cause it seems he mustered up enough courage to cup your face with his slender hand.
Yes. His hand now placed on your right cheek. Fingers gently caressing and playing with your soft skin. Oh god, he smells so nice… You closed your eyes. His forehead now resting on yours. His hands are so cold and a bit sweaty. Is he that nervous?
J: You’re making me go crazy, girl. I’m thinking about you all the time. Don’t be so hard on me all I wanna do is to love you the way you deserve it.
Jungkook’s never been too fond of making such confessions but certainly, he’s been getting more and more open about the way he feels. He’s always preferred to act rather than talk but with you, he just can’t keep it all to himself.
You nodded in agreement, still averting his gaze. Your throat was so dry at this point that you didn’t want to risk any attempt at talking.
J: You’re so cute.
He beamed one last time and left the office leaving you all to yourself and more haunting thoughts. Only now it feels a bit different. Your belly feels strangely warm and it’s not all that bad if you were to admit. It feels exciting. How much time is it going to take till you finally see him in the evening? It’s going to be a long and painful day… That you know for sure.
Jungkook arrived earlier. The moment you heard the familiar knocking at the door your eyes scanned the computer screen in search for the clock widget.
7:54… Damn, he’s ahead of time.
You gulped. It’s hard to swallow again.
He gently opened the door and sheepishly slipped into your room. His eyes eyeing your small figure. You’re sitting on the bed trying so hard to look occupied, doing something on the laptop placed on your thighs.
J: Ssup, pretty girl?
He stopped in the middle of your room scratching the back of his head.
J: Don’t even tell me you are still working…
Y: Just a couple of e-mails. I got to make sure that the deal goes smoothly.
A loud whine.
J: But, noona! You promised me a date!
Y: Stop whimpering like a kiddo and just wait. Gosh…
So dissatisfied. Like little children who always stamp their feet when they want to get something, He could do that now. Damn sure he could. You want to chuckle so badly but you bite your lip instead. He reluctantly plodded towards the bed and collapsed on it with such a force that it rocked against the wall.
He is laying down next to you with his head just beside your bare thighs. Hands stretched above his head in a defeated manner. He looks like a picture of misery. No, definitely patience is not one of his merits. Eyes boring holes in you trying to speed up the painful agony of waiting. He is scanning your face in the hope of hearing you say: Kookie, I’m done!. But no such thing happens.
J: Noona, I’m hungry.
Y: How can you be hungry after eating 4 cups of noodles?
J: Gahh… Why did I even text you about it…
Y: I wonder myself…
J: Oi! You’re mean!
Y: No waaaaaay!
And suddenly he turned to the side and before you could react his teeth sank into your delicate thigh. His arms holding your legs in place.
Y: Jungkook it hurts!
J: Khe hehe heh…
Surely he would laugh even louder but he can’t because he’s too busy with nibbling at your soft flesh. The struggle to free yourself from his firm grasp quickly turns out to be pointless. That bastard is just too strong and heavy.
Y: Alright, alright I get it!
More little bites followed
Y: Stop! I have ice cream! You can…
He raised his head visibly excited. His eyes even bigger than they usually are. So shiny… Wait… But his hands are still sneakingly stroking your inner thighs, aren’t they?
J: Now you’re talking! Our favourite flavour?
J: Gonna eat them all.
He let out his infamous evil man cackle while jumping to his feet and running straight to the kitchen to fetch your favourite little treat. Not much time has passed and once again he enters the room with a joyous expression on his face carrying a big carton of ice cream and two spoons. One of them already in his face.
J: They mgmg re asgreeeat as evee…
Y: Jungkook I literally did not get a thing. Can you take the spoon out while you’re talking to me?
A silent nod. He scooped another portion of ice cream and devoured it quickly before answering.
J: Sure! I was telling they’re as great as ever!
Y: Good… I’m glad.
Once again he came to sit next to you on the bed.
J: Here, have a bite.
A spoonful of ice cream appeared in front of your face and he almost forced it down your throat. It’s so yummy…
J: Good, innit?
You smile warmly at him. He’s so precious. Baby bun.
You continue doing your job while observing the way he eats. Such an appetite. He makes sure to feed you too. It seems that each and every time he gives you more and more ice cream on the spoon. The entire carton disappears in no time. He lets out a satisfied moan.
J: So delicious!
You click the send button and it seems that there is nothing left to do? Maybe you should also check the monitoring cameras just one last time before you turn off the laptop…
J: Is this what you meant by “mature stuff”? It is boring as fuck. I hoped for something more entertaining.
Y: It’s not a fucking circus, brat.
J: Last time you were more entertaining, boss.
You shot him a glare and noticed how he licked his lips to get rid of the remaining ice cream. Although, it looked more like teasing. Yes, such a little tease.
J: Ahh… My hands are cold.
He kept on rubbing them in order to warm them up.
Y: It didn’t bother you while you were holding a carton of ice cream.
J: Now, that’s a different thing.
Y: How is that a different thing, smart-ass?
J: I was too busy to notice and I think I know even a better way of distracting myself.
He moved in your direction and positioned himself behind you. Arms immediately wrapping around your waist and hands slowly creeping under your strapless pink top. You put down the laptop. It seems like you won’t get to checking the monitoring system, after all.
J: It’s not fair. I fed you with ice cream and now my hands are freezing. Why don’t you warm me up a little, baby girl?
His slender fingers start rubbing circles around your belly button to let you adjust to the unpleasant sensation of his cold touch. Your belly muscles flex in response and he can literally feel how goosebumps start forming on your skin because of his intrusive fingers. You reach to grab his hands.
Y: I didn’t ask for any ice cream, did I?
J: You’re gonna suffer the consequences of your actions anyway.
Y: Oh, really? Whatcha gonna do, Kookie? Should I be scared?
The nickname stirred him up a little. It’s rare for you to address him so fondly. Last time you called him this way he ended up cumming into your hand…
He decided not to hesitate anymore. You’re going to be all his tonight and he’ll definitely return the favour from the other day.
J: How about you stop that jabbering, noona? Do you want to try me? You know I never back down from a challenge.
Y: Tempting… I feel like I might, actually.
You didn’t have to say anything more to get a reaction from him. All the time he has been breathing against your neck and now you feel your body being roughly pressed to him. Cold hands clutching on your tummy pushing you back on him with all his force. It isn’t gentle at all.Your breath hitches and a small whimper escapes your mouth. He lowers his head and traces your collarbones with his lips applying some pressure on the way. He stops and then he unexpectedly bites you, just like he did with your thighs. It dawns on you that you’re completely trapped between his rock hard thighs. Rock hard thighs that squeeze on you harder and harder to hold you still, exactly how Jungkookie wants. He rocks his hips into your back. Hands forcing you to arch in his direction. He continues to repeat the pleasurable movement. After a couple of thrusts, you stop counting because you’re more focused on Jungkook’s heavy breathing. He got hard. You can feel his erection even through the thick fabric of his ripped jeans. He pushes one last time and you do your best to hit him hard right where he needs it.
J: Fuck, yes…
J: You gotta stop baby girl, I can’t cum so early.
His head propped on your shoulder, arms embracing you so tightly that it is hard to breathe. His smell is intoxicating and you let yourself drown in it, fully relaxing into his arms.
Y: Who says you can’t, Kookie? It felt so nice when you came for me last time. I want you to come again… and again.
J: Tonight I need you to cum for me, mmkay? I want to make you feel good too. I’ve been thinking about this all the time, noona…
He is purring these words into your ear. Shivers run down your spine. He starts licking at your neck. Very slowly. He sucks on the skin and then he carefully bites down on it eliciting a moan from you.
J: You didn’t give me a chance to pay you back. You can’t avoid me like that. Do you have any idea how it made me feel? I was going crazy… Fuck…
He broke the embrace and knelt down spinning you around to face him. He pushed you back on the bed and crawled on you. His hips immediately grinding against your pussy. You wrapped your legs around him encouraging him to go on.
Finally, he is kissing you. So sensually. The passion and desire are radiating from him. Kisses turn sloppy and desperate. You’re pulling on his hair, nails digging into the skin. You need more of that pretty boy. You want him begging just like the last time he did. Hands slowly trailing down his body, reaching for the oversized white t-shirt. You’re struggling to take it off when he breaks the kiss in order to help you get rid of the unneeded piece of clothing. He kneels between your thighs, discarding the t-shirt somewhere on the ground. His bare chest and perfectly chiselled tummy for your private view only. You swallow hard. You can see that his nipples are erected. Your eyes trace the perfect shape of his pelvis area and then you notice the hard bulge in his jeans.
Y: Damn, boy. You’re not gonna do much with such a big problem in your pants.
J: Nah… it’s alright-hah…
You didn’t give him much of a chance to respond, palming his erected member through the material of his trousers.
J: Sweetheart, what do you think you’re doing now? Agh…
Y: I’m making you feel good, Jungkookie. I’ll make you feel even better.
J: No, please. Oh, noona wait. I wanted- ahh- I wanted to please you first…
Y: So stop holding in your moans and let me hear that beautiful voice of yours.
You’re swiftly unbuttoning the trousers never losing eye contact with him. Not wasting any more time you decide to yank off his boxers and jeans in one strong tug. Soon enough his rock-hard cock springs out of its confinement. It’s dripping with precum. You can see that a vein popped out on its surface. Marvellous display.
Y: Kookie, baby, can you just lay down on your back, please?
J: But, noona…
You’re pushing him down on the bed and it’s easier that you’ve thought it would be. He doesn’t protest that much… His beautiful and shiny hair bounces slightly when he hits his head on the soft mattress. Feet resting on the ground. You come off the bed and sit on the floor, just between his thighs. Next thing you do is to take off the jeans that are pushed down to his knees. Yes, much better now. First, you gently massage his thighs and pelvis area in a circular movement slowly applying more pressure. He propels himself on his elbows curious of your actions. Big chocolate eyes stealing glances of your face, your hands, your boobs… Mouth slightly opened. His lips are dry and a bit swollen. He’s been continuously biting on them due to the excitement. Finally, you grab his cock in your hand lazily stroking him to properly coat his member. His hips push back into your hand. You know you’re being too delicate and this is not what he needs now.
Y: Do you want me to go harder, Kookie? Tell me.
Your thumb brushes over the sensitive tip. He moans so loud you that you can feel your clit throbbing in response.
Y: Hmm? What is it, baby?
J: Noona, I need you… I need you to take him harder.
Y: Mhmm… How about I suck you off then?
The expression on his face is just priceless. You don’t know if he’s more shocked, terrified or aroused but it looks just amazing. You’re leaning down, licking your lips and then you blow some air on his dick enjoying the way his body shivers underneath you.
Y: It’s going to be ok. I promise.
You coo trying to calm him down a little. You know it’s his first blowjob and you just want him to relax and simply enjoy.
J: But, noona, it’s… You don’t have to do this. He’s all wet and it’s…
Is your pretty baby boy freaking out? How cute… He’s too adorable to handle. You know he wants it more than anything but he’s also afraid that it won’t be too pleasant for you. Little does he know… Without any more talking, you put your mouth around his erected cock. His hands immediately grabbing on your hair the moment he feels the immense pleasure caused by your sucking. You go hard, no more teasing for tonight. He’s been such a good boy he deserves to be rewarded. You’re sucking repeatedly, working your hand around his shaft. It’s difficult to take him all in at once. Nevertheless, you decide to try. You’re pushing him all in down your throat, without gagging. You stop for a moment not only in order to adjust but also because Jungkook stilled your head with his desperate grip. He’s panting heavily.
J: Noona, stop, I can’t take it…
That makes you even more determined to go on. Despite his strong grip, you continue to bob your head in a rhythmic motion trying to observe his reactions so as to make that boy lose his mind for you. You have to pull out for a moment to catch a breath of air. Some tears forming in your eyes because of your eagernesses to swallow him all at one go. You quickly glance at him to check if he’s alright and an evil chuckle escapes your lips. So lewd. So whipped up for you that he can barely breathe.
Y: Be a good boy and don’t interrupt me, Kookie.
You gently smile at him before placing your mouth back to where they should be. Where both of you want them to be. Although judging from his squirms deep throating was undeniably a success, you realise that you wouldn’t be able to pull it off till he comes. He’s just too big. To stimulate him more you take him in as far as you can helping yourself with your palm. You’re sucking and stroking him at the same time remembering to swirl your tongue around his sensitive tip. He’s wriggling. His body spasms and convulses because of you. Because of the dirty things you’ve been doing to this boy all this time. His cock is twitching in your mouth. You want to laugh when you notice that he begs you to stop while holding you tight in place.
J: Baby, I’m gonna cum. I can’t hold it in anymore, please…
It’s a clear contradiction. He urges you to stop but keeps on thrusting into your mouth.
It’s getting more and more frantic. He’s half sitting and half laying down not knowing what to do with himself anymore. Blood quickly rushing through his veins. He doesn’t have any control over his hips and lower area, he just keeps on pushing in and out of your pretty face moaning lewdly much to your heart’s content. You adore every little moan and whimper. You adore it so much that your pussy clenches every now and then making you squeeze your thighs in a futile effort to ease your arousal. You groan, dissatisfied. The vibrations in your throat pushing him over the edge and he rides out his orgasm thrusting erratically while desperately holding to you. He cums crying out your name and repeating countless apologies for forcing you to swallow his semen. You suck him dry, licking your lips and savouring the taste of his cum. You didn’t manage to swallow it all and as a result, some of it was dripping down your fingers. You lick it all eagerly while staring into Jungkook’s eyes. He sits there with his mouth open trying to calm down his irregular breathing. Eyes going wide in shock while he absent-mindedly watches how you lick his semen off your own fingers. He gulps.
Y: Kookie you’re so sweet I could suck you all the time.
He’s sweaty and still a bit dizzy from his high. Body covered in little goosebumps. He vehemently shakes his head blushing furiously at your words.
J: Noona, why did you swallow? I told you to stop… I told you so many times…
You can’t help but laugh a little at this silly question. You’re gently rubbing his thigh with your palm. It’s just that you can’t overcome the urge to continue touching him. He’s irresistible.
Y: True, you did tell me to stop but at the same time, you almost choked me with your huge dick, Kookie. It didn’t exactly feel as if you wanted me to stop, you know...
Words coming out of your mouth in a soft whisper. You are inches away from his face. He’s totally lost and mesmerised by your words and actions.
J: I’m sorr…
Y: Nah… Don’t think I didn’t enjoy myself, you silly.
Having said that, you reach for his shaky hand and place it over your pussy. The shorts you’re wearing are totally soaked with your juices. He inhales sharply and you just bite your lip to hold in a moan. His fingers shyly begin to explore your wetted core in a careful and insecure manner. He gently strokes the tip of your clit raising his eyes to observe your reaction. Your eyes shut tightly and the moment you feel him tickling it with two of his slender fingers your head falls back. You’re whimpering when he places the inner side of his palm all over your heated cunt. He is massaging it rubbing it up and down. Repeating the movement to the point when you shamelessly push yourself on his hand to get more friction. He loves the way you respond to his heavy petting and it makes him even more motivated to hear more of that uncontrollable moans.
J: Baby, don’t you think it’s a bit unfair that I’m the only one naked here?
He experimentally pushes his finger inside your pussy through the fabric of your shorts and you gasp, not being able to respond.
J: I’m pretty sure you won’t need these, right?
He pulls on the band of your shorts and takes them off you taking in the view of your body. For a moment he sits there doing nothing apart from staring at you while fumbling the shorts in his hands. Your cheeks get flushed because he’s basically ogling you with no shame whatsoever. So indecent. You begin to doubt yourself and your body. Is something wrong? Your hands timidly covering the bare skin that embarrasses you so much. He stops you midway.
J: No-no-no. You’re not hiding any of these from me. You’re going to show me so much more, Jagiya.
His grip on your wrists is so strong that it stings a little but it doesn’t last long because he’s now reaching for the pink strapless top. You’re getting more nervous. He hasn’t seen you naked before. The painful realisation makes you even more self-conscious. He leans in, effortlessly pulling off the top. Your boobs out in the open making you shiver because of the chilly air. Once again, you attempt to cover yourself but Jungkook grabs your hips and makes you sit down on his thigh which is now just between your legs dangerously close to your aroused pussy. He takes your arms and locks them behind your back. You can’t wriggle out of his grasp. Besides, any movement makes you rub your ass and cunt on that rock hard thigh. Oh dear… It feels too good… You’ve been wanting him so badly for so long it’s too difficult to restrain yourself from grinding on him till you cum all over that muscular thigh. You move your hips rubbing your clit on his hard muscles groaning much too audibly but you’re far too gone to care. You’re so busy with pleasuring yourself that you’re totally oblivious to Jungkook’s watchful eyes. He’s been admiring your boobs and the way they bounce each and every time you grind on his thigh.
J: Noona, can I touch them, please? Oh fuck, I want to feel them in my hands so badly. They’re so big… So perfect…
He praises you never taking his eyes off them. It seems he won’t play with your breasts unless he is allowed to do so. He is totally entranced by your beauty and he makes sure to voice his admiration as you continue to go up and down his leg.
J: You’re so fucking pretty. I could stare at you all the time. Please don’t be shy, baby. Let me touch them…
You simply nod being too worked out to answer properly. He doesn’t waste any more time and immediately lets go of your hands placing his palms on your tits. The moment he frees your from his tight hold you rest your hands on his back clinging to him like a little girl. He fondles your boobs and swirls his thumb over your erected nipple. Your vision goes blurry and your body slowly begins to spasm as you feel your orgasm getting closer and closer.
Y: Kookie, I’m so close…
J: Yes, baby. Cum for me. I want to see you cumming for me.
He bowed his head to kiss your breasts. At first, he languidly licked over their surface but then he started sucking on your nipple, playing with it using his tongue. Suddenly you feel so weak. Everything is spinning around you. You cry out climaxing on his thigh.
Y: Ahhh… Kookie, I’m there, baby…
He is kissing you passionately trying to suppress your moans You can feel his hands roughly gripping your ass and pushing you on his thigh in order to help you ride out your orgasm. It’s been a long time since you’ve felt so good thanks to a man. He makes you feel loved… When it’s all over you go limp into his arms breathing laboriously because of the intensity of your climax. He wraps his arms around you and carefully places you on the bed, laying on top of you. He tenderly strokes the hair back from your face looking deeply into your half-lidded eyes.
J: I’ve never seen a prettier thing in my life.
Y: Duh… You’re too young to judge, brat.
He laughs out heartily at your poor comeback. He puts your foreheads together and brushes his nose over yours affectionately. It makes you laugh a little too.
J: How long are you gonna pretend you don’t like me, boss?
Y: I’m too tired to answer such stupid questions.
J: Oh, right. I wonder what made you so tired, or rather should I say who? What do you think?
Y: You’re getting ahead of yourself again. Maybe you should work on your manners first.
Again he chuckles at your silly retort and then he places a soft kiss on your swollen lips.
J: I’m sorry, boss. I’ll do my best. I promise next time you won’t be able to bad-mouth me when I’m done with you.
Y: Oh, please.
J: I’m telling you, baby. I’ll do anything for you.
Suddenly he gets serious. His face expression isn’t playful anymore and it startles you a bit. He traces your ear with his lips and whispers fondly.
What's your personal limit on fight-related bullshit in books/movies/tv/etc? At what point do you put it down or turn it off? Can you tolerate the occasional flaming arrow, or...? What are your absolute turn-offs?
I’ll be honest, my limit is excessively low. I mean, I was watching Fate/Zero the other day. I love the 80s Transformer’s Movie (who doesn’t?). I watch Vikings. I genuinely love some incredibly terrible B-action movies, including G.I. Joe. (Ray Park and Byung Hyun Lee are amazing, and G.I. Joe 2 is where I discovered Elodie Yung before her stint as Elektra.) My tolerance is high. So, if I’m put off it usually isn’t the violence itself.
Here’s the three things that turn me off:
1) Not What It Says On The Tin
This is perhaps the biggest turnoff for me. When a movie, book, piece of entertainment establishes itself as A and then does B. I don’t want to sit down with a movie that bills itself as a “hyper-realistic” thriller and get The Mummy. Now, I love The Mummy, it’s a fabulous movie but it’s billed as a wild and wacky summer action flick. It’s big, goofy fun in the best way. It is not, however, a “hyper-realistic” thriller. It’s even worse when the film is trying to be a “hyper-realistic” thriller using an action style pulled from The Mummy. These two could be fantastic together, just drop the “realistic” from the description.
Basically, the piece of entertainment needs to give me what it promised or I’m taking my ball and going home.
2) Sheer Stupidity
This is the bad writing category, when a piece of entertainment is trying so hard to be serious that it doesn’t leave a justification open for balls to the wall style, throw our hands up and throw down, type action but goes there anyway.
It’s not so much that it’s dumb, it’s that the narrative is breaking its own rules and removing the possibility of consequences. Usually this is the classic “Sue” curse, but it can happen to any character in a piece of fiction. I don’t have any patience to read about a character running around knocking out everyone in a castle if there isn’t going to be a pay off for it later.
I’m not against self-congratulatory action sequences that show off how awesome a character is, I just want some narrative consistency to go with it and the scene to have a purpose beyond just that. I like cool fight scenes, but I also like to invest in the characters.
3) Fucking Around With The Audience
I don’t like being played with, tricked, or lied to by a piece of media I’m consuming. There’s a difference between a plot twist and actively fucking around with the audience. I’m not here for movies, novels, comics, or television shows that waste my time.
When the writer is more invested in tricking their audience than they are with telling a good story then that’s when I’m out. It gets worse when the plot twists are nonsensical.
Watching nonsensical fight scenes that exist to pad out a narrative after its run out of ideas is about as fun as watching a five year old slam their action figures together. Actually, the five year old slamming their action figures together is more interesting and the story behind the battle is often coherent.
4) Some In Universe Logic Is All I Want
Mortal Kombat is a very silly movie based on an arcade fighting game, but at least I know what the stakes are and what the participants want. The gratuitous battles make sense in the narrative, even when they don’t.
This is a companion piece to Fucking Around With The Audience but my brain checks out around the time the writer stops caring about justifying a character’s actions in universe. Or, acting in a way that goes against a character’s stated goals. If the character’s decision making cannot rise to the level of a 90s antagonist in a shounen anime then I don’t have time for them. I don’t need the reason for the fight to make sense to me, or to the other characters, I just need it to be in sync with the one starting the violence.
If a character has decided to take the most difficult path to success like knocking out every soldier in a building just to extract one person, then I’d really like that logic explained. Or, the plan was to jump in and save one guy from being attacked by a gang of seven so the protagonist decided to put the whole group into submission holds… one at a time.
However, if the stated goals of these characters are different then I could definitely see it happening.
Q: “Why did you beat up every soldier in that fortress?”
A: “Man, you know, I really hate those guys so I decided to fuck with them! Think about how stupid they’ll feel when they all wake up!”
I really can’t argue with that logic, you know.
Here’s the thing, a character doesn’t have to make the best choice or the right choice or the smart choice. They can be really goddamn dumb, and supported by their setting. The issue is when the writer tries to pretend the decision was brilliant, strategic, tactical, or anything else. That action was their character taking a hammer to a screw. It worked, but it wasn’t smart.
For example: Son Goku is not the brightest bulb in the box, but the masses all over the world love him anyway.
All I’m asking for is this: “I wanted to prove myself the strongest fighter, but you dismissed my challenge. Now, I kidnapped your girlfriend and I’m threatening to kill her if you don’t give me what I want. Fight me in an acceptable duel of previously agreed upon terms, coward!”
That’s a character taking a hammer to a screw and watching characters take hammers to screws can be a lot of fun, when its
supported by the narrative. Its a combat train wreck. There are entire genres built on it.
My issue is don’t try to lie to me.
The motivations don’t need to make sense to me or be what I’d imagine doing, or act as any kind of insert, I just want the character’s motivations, desires, and combat style to make sense to them and be in sync with who they are.
"No wonder you're so out of it. Your face feels like the surface of the sun" with marichat?
“No wonder you’re so out it, Mari. Your face feels like the surface of the sun,” Chat Noir said, rubbing his cheek against hers.
“Cold,” she shivered.
“Come on, let’s get you inside.” He slid an arm under her knees and picked her up. “Are your parents home? They need to know you don’t feel well.”
“Trip,” she whispered against his chest.
He stopped by the skylight. “You’re home alone? The whole weekend?”
“S’okay,” she murmured.
Chat Noir bit his lip and looked back out over the city. “You need someone to take care of you though.” When she didn’t reply, he looked down to see her eyes closed and breathing evened out. “Plagg’s going to kill me,” he muttered, turning back towards the balcony railing.
Cradling Marinette tight against him, he leapt from the balcony but missed his mark and scrabbled along the outside wall of the bakery with one hand to make a less than graceful landing to the street below. “Looks like were hoofing it, Princess.” Marinette grumbled something about silly kitties and went silent again.
Chat Noir stayed out of the light as much as he could, ducking into alleyways when civilians passed by. He made it back to his home, managing to get himself and Marinette through the window with limited problems. He immediately dropped his transformation, settling her on the bed.
“Kid, this is not a good idea,” Plagg said, looking down at the girl curled up on Adrien’s bed.
“She’s sick and was home alone. I couldn’t just leave her there.”
“You could’ve gotten her some medicine and checked in on her tomorrow.”
Adrien frowned. “Well, maybe…”
“Are you ready for her to know your secret? This girl?”
“She doesn’t have to find out.”
“Uh-huh, and how exactly are you going to explain when she wakes up here?”
“Um, Chat Noir brought her to me?”
Plagg rolled his eyes. “Yeah, that makes tons of sense.”
“Chat?” Marinette asked sleepily.
“Yeah, Mari, I’m here.” Adrien knelt down on the bed beside her.
“Thank you,” she sighed, turning in towards him.
He brushed her hair away from her face. “Anytime, Princess.”
This was … probably not exactly what you wanted. I apologize for that. It was amusing to write though. Ao3.
“Do you think Ladybug and Chat Noir wear underwear under their suits?”
Marinette couldn’t get Alya’s question out of her head. It was meant to just be a silly question, Marinette was sure. Alya spent most of her time wondering about the superhero duo and frequently she came up with some pretty strange questions.
But the question about the underwear stayed with her. Mainly because she didn’t know the answer. She had been Ladybug for three years and she had no idea.
Pidge and Keith get arrested over a silly misunderstanding during a diplomatic mission/vacation of sorts. Lucky for Keith, Pidge is none the wiser over a particular secret crush he happens to have for her. Unlucky for Keith, Lance and Hunk do (and don’t waste any time exploiting that… the bastards).
quick sketch thing done in photoshop
(I was working on some perspective angles and thought, eh, why the heck not? enjoy! <3
Archery has been difficult. I’ve become very comfortable with close combat, and am super happy with my skill level. Archery, though? I’m horrible. To make matters worse, everyone seems to expect me to be automatically good at it, and there’s lots of laughter when I make a bad shot/ obviously have no idea what I’m doing.
It’s getting better every week, but it’s sure been a little bit of humble pie.
Luckily, I have photographer friends who manage to make me look good!
Soooo this was going to be a “5 + 1” fic but I really gotta work on my project now, boo. but I wanted to send you what I had :) so here’s three parts! I tried to write from Icarus’s point of view this time… not sure how great I did lol anyway I hope you like it though :)
Icarus is taking four classes this term; the standard for a full-time student. He also signed up for a handful of extracurricular activities, not many, but enough to keep him involved. He’s discreetly in the student LGBTQ+ club, though he doesn’t often speak up. And of course, astronomy club, which is the thing he lives for every week.
He also has five separate jobs, that require his efforts at various times of the day/week. Between the five of them, Icarus manages to make enough money to keep his monthly bills in check, as well as taking a chunk off of the cost of tuition. He’s not rich, for sure, but frankly, it’s enough for him to keep his head above water (a phrase that’s always made him shudder, for some reason), and not burden his family with debt.
So many jobs, classes and extracurriculars requires Icarus to keep a detailed schedule on his refrigerator so he can keep track of where he’s supposed to be and when.
Tragically, this becomes his undoing, as certain other individuals also consult this schedule at their leisure to determine how and where to find him and maximize their pestering.
I'm sorry but i'll have to report you for doing the cutest arts with shin skk, I die a little every time you post, FREAKING CUTE HELP
for sOME REASON I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET REPORTED FOR REAL *SWEATS* Still, this was a really cute ask! Thank you, anon, for following my art y___y This ask gave me a really silly idea and I WOULD LIKE TO SAY I’M SORRY IN ADVANCE BUT…
I’m pretty sure someone else has pointed this out already BUT, I was playing DAO recently and hear this banter:
Leliana: You are very beautiful Morrigan.
Morrigan: Tell me something I do not know.
Leliana: But you always dress in such rags. It suits you I suppose. A little tear here, a little rip there to show some skin. I understand.
Morrigan: You understand I lived in a forest, I hope?
Leliana: Maybe we could get you in a nice dress one day. Silk. No, maybe velvet. Velvet is heavier, better to guard against the cold in Ferelden. Dark red velvet, yes. With gold embroidery. It should be cut low in the front of course, we don’t want to hide your features.
Morrigan: Stop looking at my breasts like that. ‘Tis most disturbing!
Leliana: You don’t think so? And if it’s cut low in the front we must put your hair up to show off that lovely neck.
Morrigan: You are insane. I would sooner let Alistair dress me.
Leliana: It’ll be fun, I promise! We’ll get some shoes too! Ah, shoes! We could go shopping together!
Which a) I want to see this shopping trip, and b) am now amused by the idea of Alistair as the fashion consultant for the entire group.
However, I also started thinking about Morrigan’s ballgown in DAI:
Dark Red/ Burgundy? -check
Gold details? - check
Low neck? -check
Hair up? - check
… .I MEAN if I suddenly found myself a member of the Orlesian court following the fashion advice of the former Orlesian bard would seem like a good idea…
I can draw better than this I swear Some days my art doesn’t turn out the way I want it to, but I got this stupid idea of the new Link being Simba-held by the previous Links and had to get it out of my system. Hope you enjoy this silly little thing.
Daily Doodle #28 - January 28, 2017
Art belongs to me, do not use or repost without permission
since Tumblr can only hold eight photos, here’s my process reduced to eight steps. there’s a lot more fussing and changing and adjusting that goes in, but this feels like a good overview.
and here’s some bonus back story! X3 hehe~ i was really frustrated with my work last week… i honestly felt like maybe it was just time to move on and do something totally different. like it was just time to pack in my character work and go back to being a graphic designer. i kept starting new things over and over and over again and throwing them away. i felt very defeated. i was drowning my sorrows in coke zero and k-pop videos when i decided to just draw some self indulgent garbage to make myself feel better, regardless of how it might turn out looking. and i had no idea that it’d turn into this! XD
so when you’re thinking~ “why Pidgy… why did you dress those beautiful boys so stupidly?!?!” (7O [ ]O)7 it was the k-pop dood! i was under the influence! have you seen the ridiculous/awesome clothes they wear?!?!? it’s FABULOUS! and i didn’t start drawing this thinking that i’d ever post it! HAHAHA!!! but it just worked out so smoothly! (O v O) <3 and i felt myself feeling again like i knew i could - and new i wanted to - improve! I AIN’T GIVING UP YET!!!! (> A <)
so yeah… (^ v ^);;; it’s a bit silly, and very colorful! hahaha! but~ i really tried my best to do new things and put my best foot forward… so i hope some of you enjoy it! i still have so much more i want to do! (O w O) <3 <3 <3
You never realize how fast time passes you by until something happens to make you stop in your tracks. You’d never really celebrated much since your family died when you were so young. The only family you ever remember having is your current one. It has gotten smaller and smaller over the years, but it’s still your family.
Ivar and his brothers have been in your life for twenty years now, give or take a year. You love them all unconditionally and would do anything for them, and you have on more than one occasion. You just loved the boys differently. Ubbe was the one you went to for advice, Hvitserk was your little brother in every sense of the word. Bjorn was the one to tease you constantly, all in affection of course. Sigurd was the surprising one, the one you should not get along with, but you do. Your relationship was built around deep conversations, common interests, and a protectiveness that ran deeply. Your relationship with Ivar on the other hand was built around passion, shared dreams, and a love that only grows more every day.
An old dumb/silly idea I had. I have a lot of them roaming around in my head and I was reminded of this one for some reason. I’d like to start going through my memory to get some of these older ideas drawn.
You had taken about 10 tests and you still didn’t believe the two lines. How could you though? You were on a pill, and every time you and Logan “Did it” you had protection. You and Logan were not ready for a baby at this point in time, at 22 years old? A harsh knock made you jump and drop 4 tests you were holding.
“Baby, you’ve been in there for like half an hour, are you alright?” Logan’s voice traveled through the door. You attempted to hold back the tears that were pricking the corners of your eyes, but you had no success.
“Yeah, yeah. I’m alright, I’ll be out in a minute” you managed to get out.
You shoved all the tests in your box of tampons, not wanting Logan to find them before you had a chance to figure things out. You swung the door open and saw a really pleasing image in front of you. Logan was standing there with his arm up against the door frame with sweaty locks of hair stuck to his forehead from the gym. There’s always that slight possibility you got knocked up from looking at him. His face broke into a smile as he looked down towards you.
“There’s my girl! Are you ready to eat, I made dinner?”
“You, made dinner? Like used the stove and oven to make food?” you laughed
“No, I ordered it from postmates silly! Have you even met me?” he laughed.
Once you two had made your plates and sat down at the table, you figured maybe you should try to get some information on Logan’s ideas and feelings on children.
“Logan,” you started
“Y/N” he replied jokingly.
“I’ve been thinking lately, you know, about us,” he put his fork down, and looked at you more seriously. “and I was just like wondering, how you would feel about starting a family.” Logan’s eyebrows raised drastically, and you felt a knot in your stomach.
“Like, babies? Y/N, no offense sweetheart, but I think you have officially lost your damn mind.”
“Why is that?”
“We’re 22 years old! How and Why would we have a baby at 22 years old?! My schedule is too busy for that. Not to mention, we’re not married and we’ve only been together for what? Almost 2 years? And I can’t stand kids. That’s just a stupid idea.” He ranted.
You felt slightly hurt and you were about to start crying again, not just for what he said, but for the way he shouted at you.
“I’m sorry, I was just wondering for… future reference.” You were trying to hold everything together for the rest of the dinner, and for the rest of that night as well, and when you and Logan went to bed, you didn’t snuggle into his side like you normally would, you slept as far away from him as possible, holding your stomach and silent tears falling onto your pillow case.
The next day was long. You woke up, to see that thankfully, Logan had left for the set of Valley Girl already. You didn’t want to have to talk to him right now. You stretched your arms out and swung your legs over the side of the bed, and a small white paper caught your eye on the bedside table. In Logan’s chicken scratch handwriting, the note said
‘Hey b, I’m sorry about last night, I’ll make it up to you.” with a small wink face drawn next to it. Although this note didn’t make you smile, or feel a tingle between your legs like it was supposed to. You just sighed and put it back down. You needed to go to the doctor, so after making an appointment for that, you took a shower and left for the office picking up some food on the way.
The doctors told you what you already knew, you were pregnant and they started scheduling you for your periodic checkups. When you walked through the door to you and Logan’s you weren’t expecting to see Logan lounging back on the couch with Maverick on his shoulder. That bird loved you a lot but you only tolerated him. He flew onto your shoulder and you internally rolled your eyes.
“Babe, where’d you go? I came home and you weren’t here.” He came over to hug you and tried to kiss you but you turned your head. “Woah, is something wrong?” you just shook your head. “C’mon, obviously something is wrong. You never turn your head on me.” You didn’t want to say what you did next, but you couldn’t stop it. What better way to tell him than to just blurt it out?
“I’m pregnant Logan.” He stared at you blankly for a minute, then randomly started laughing, loudly. “I’m not joking. I just got back from the doctor, and I took like 10 tests yesterday.” He stopped laughing.
“You have to be kidding me, there’s no way.” Logan stated grabbing his hair.
“I’m not kidding, I don’t know how it happened either.” Standing in front of him for a few minutes, he opened his mouth and said,
“Get out.” You were kind of expecting this to happen, so as prepared as you always made yourself, you nodded, grabbed your bags that you had packed earlier today, and left to go to your apartment you owned before you moved in with Logan.
my favorite thing about the silly “vampires from the olden days who still talk/act like that for some reason while courting someone from the modern age” trope is the idea of them trying to ask their partner about getting more intimate but still using outdated terms to refer to different actions (like canoodling, being coquettish, having “carnal knowledge” of one another, etc)