if i don't marry taylor swift

anonymous asked:

Woman in the photo is a married reporter. All I have to say is Tom needs to be fucking careful, this could all be innocent but his past two relationships he looked like a homewrecker. Boy needs to go after single women. Stop being linked to those in relationships.

Aw, come now. Tom as a homewrecker might be the most interesting angle on a man whom as much as I love, can sometimes be as interesting as a piece of toast (all be it with cinnamon-sugar on top).

And who knows, maybe those pants we always see him in are a certain pair.

  • Me: I am straight,i am so straight i am the straightest person ever
  • Me: *sees Elizabeth Olsen* *sweats nervously*
  • Me: FUCK ME,LOOK AT HER SO BEAUTIFUL I JUST WANNA MARRY HER SCREW MEN I WANT TO MARRY HER LOOK AT HER I CAN'T!
  • Me: ..

sink in — for latts and willy being the cutest little marrieds in the nhl. #youresweet — [listen]

“movie loves a screen” by april smith and the great picture show // “i hate seagulls” by kate nash // “sink in” by the paper kites // “you are in love” by taylor swift // “manifest destiny” by guster // “four night rider” by the rural alberta advantage // “mind over matter” by young the giant // “i always knew” by the vaccines // “a lover like you” by the avett brothers // “passenger seat” by death cab for cutie" // “christmas tv” by slow club // “my favourite book” by stars