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HOW MUCH (PHYSICAL) PAIN THE SIGNS CAN TOLERATE
  • Aries: On a regular basis, not a lot. But when they're really pissed off, it's like they're on PCP. A grenade could blow off their leg and they'd think it was a mosquito bite or something.
  • Taurus: A ridiculous amount, and you'd never even know they're in pain. They still look like they're chilling.
  • Gemini: They have an abnormally small pain capacity. Cries at the doctor's office, cries while getting tattoos, and probably cried while getting their ears pierced.
  • Cancer: They're too upset thinking about what happened to them at 11:52 a.m. on October 3rd, 2011 to feel any physical pain.
  • Leo: They can withstand a normal amount of pain, but not without an obnoxious amount of whining, yelling, complaining, and tears.
  • Virgo: Pretends to have a high pain tolerance, really doesn't. Thinks that a small pinch on the bottom of their foot was actually a deadly spider bite.
  • Libra: Normal pain tolerance, but deathly afraid of needles. Would rather get hit by a bus than donate blood.
  • Scorpio: Really low pain tolerance but would never ever show it. Yeah I just got punched in the face but I barely felt it hahaha
  • Sagittarius: High pain tolerance. The type of person that hits themselves when they stub their toe to distract themselves.
  • Capricorn: Ranges from low to really high...a papercut will have them bawling but getting hit on the head with a hammer wasn't that bad, tbh
  • Aquarius: Low key enjoys pain??? #KinkShamingAquarius
  • Pisces: The highest pain tolerance of the zodiac signs, surprisingly. They're too busy living in their head and being totally out of it that they didn't notice that they just got stabbed.
Hospital Starters
  • [ Requested by Anon about a week ago. Warnings for blood, suicidal thoughts, and medical stuff. Thanks! : ]
  • "Hey, you're awake!"
  • "Where am I?"
  • "You hit your head. There was so much blood that I got scared."
  • "Don't try to get up. You're safe here."
  • "I hate this place..."
  • "How could you do this to yourself?"
  • "The world didn't give me a choice, and now, I'm suffering even more!"
  • "You really came..."
  • "I told you I would be here when you woke up."
  • "How many tests did they do on you?"
  • "If I wasn't drugged up, I could tell you the names of every test they do in this place."
  • "When are they going to let you leave?"
  • "They said that I'll be here for a few days. Maybe a week."
  • "What happened to you? You have so many things sticking out of you."
  • "That's what happens when you're dying."
  • "It's probably time to change those bandages..."
  • "You aren't in pain, are you?"
  • "You were in an accident. You almost didn't make it."
  • "That would explain why I feel terrible."
  • "I thought you were dead..."
  • "I'm not dead, am I?"
  • "I didn't know it was this bad..."
  • "I may not live much longer..."
  • "I'm dying..."
  • "You can't die! There has to be something they can do!"
  • "I'm too far gone for any surgery to fix me."
  • "I want you to know that I'll miss you most."
  • "Don't say that! I don't like it when you talk like this..."
  • "I just want it to happen so I don't have to think about it all the time."
  • "I wanted to say goodbye to you one more time."
  • "If you don't get some sleep, I'm going to hit this button and tell a nurse you're bothering me."
  • "Don't abuse that call button!"
  • "You know that button only works every five seconds, right?"
  • "Maybe if I push it hard enough, more will come out."
  • "I get to come home today."
  • "Did you fill out the release forms yet?"
  • "They hooked me up with a bunch of prescriptions. I'm gonna be high as a kite."

sans-boondoggler  asked:

hey buddy. since you're takin requests, how about a little kustard ship fluff? something cute with classic sans and fell sans bein' all lovey. love the art, btw.

Sorry, this isn’t very lovey, is it?

I hope it’s still sorta close to what you were expecting

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“So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their ending!” said Bilbo, and he turned his back on his adventure. The Tookish part was getting very tired, and the Baggins was daily getting stronger. “I wish now only to be in my own armchair!” he said.

What’s in France

Request: Hello! I have a request, how about reader is in love with newt, but she thinks newt loves leta(when they were in hogwarts)(and newt had been distant) which is why she lost contact with him after he got expelled. Angst!! They meet years later and turns out newt realised he loved reader when he lost her. Pls a happy ending! Im sorry if its too detailed, I’m just really excited about this one. Love u!

Word Count: 2,665

Pairing: Newt x reader

Requested by Anonymous

Requests are currently open! Feel free to send one in


Newt twists in his bed, kicking the sheets from his chest and running a hand over his face. The moonlight streaks illuminate the small clock hanging crooked on the room’s wall. 2:53. Groaning, he flips onto his stomach, coming face to face with a picture of you breaking into a shy smile.

The familiar tears prick his eyes as he watches it happen over and over, falling back asleep and into a restless dream of you smiling.


“Are you sure you don’t want to come? It’ll be fun. Come on, we can go to The Three Broomsticks and split a glass of butterbeer like we used to.”

“I have too much studying to do.”

You groan and fall onto the couch next to your friend. “Newt, we haven’t had time to hang out in ages.” You deepen your voice to sound like his. “It’s always ‘I’m studying’ or ‘I have to write notes.’ Why don’t you take one break to go with me?”

Newt tears his eyes from the book in front of him, smile forming on his lips. “I’m busy. I need to pass this next potions exam. We’ll go next month, I promise.”

“Newt.” You whine, drawing out his name until he raises his eyebrows at you in false annoyance.

“Fine. You win.”

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“Ow.. where..?”

“You really do remind me of Alexander..” “Ale….. my dad? You know my dad…?” “Yeah.. we were very close.” “You were?” “Very.” “I see..” “Now, come on. We have to make sure he does well and guide him. When the time comes.. we have to bring him up here.” “The other side..” “Indeed.”

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Tangle Largos!