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Mark Soulmate AU

Soulmate AU where a single sentence that your soulmate has said that day appears on your arm

  • to make this easier on me you go to school with mark and hyuck
  • i decided to spare mark of an angsty scenario lmao
  • lets start boyos
  • so youre actually good friends with hyuck
  • you think youre best friends but he makes fun of you so much you question your relationship sometimes
  • you feel bad for his soulmate
  • because hyuck says some really, really stupid things
  • “y/n i cant find my phon- oh nvm its in my hand lol”
  • “note to self: the smoke alarm should not be used as a timer when cooking”
  • “if you dont have “me” in your life, everything is just “aweso”
  • but i guess that makes him unique and i guess somewhat easier to find
  • you think your soulmate is very studious
  • “no no the answer is 234 i swear it is”
  • “i will actually give you my brownies if thats helium and not hydrogen”
  • nerd
  • but sometimes he says the sweetest things
  • “ahh im sorry but im not giving up on my soulmate yet”
  • “im sorry but i cant go on a date with you, my soulmate is still out there waiting”
  • and it makes your heart speed up when you see quotes like these on your arm
  • but this also lets you know he must be popular with the ladiesss ;)
  • anyways
  • you thought this day was going to be just like the rest but fate had a different plan
  • “y/n im going to my other friend mark’s after school, wanna come?”
  • “hard pass but thanks for the offer”
  • “pfft youre no fun”
  • “what ever you say fart face”
  • its unusual that hyuck doesnt walk home with you
  • but its w/e
  • lets jump to where hyuck and mark are
  • “mark why dont you date?”
  • “why date when you know you have someone out there for you?”
  • “youre so whipped for them and you havent even met them yet”
  • “yeah i guess i am whipped they say some cute things sometimes”
  • “i guess this is not one of those times”
  • mark looked down at his arm and noticed what hyuck was laughing at
  • ‘what ever you say fart face’
  • cue a blushing mark
  • hyuck is over to the side having the time of his life
  • but then hyuck realizes
  • “i knOW WHO SAID THAT”
  • back 2 u now
  • its late
  • like youre asleep late
  • but then your phone goes off turns out its hyuck calling you
  • “bith i was sleeping and im not going to mark’s its too late now”
  • “no no just tell me the words (mark shut up no get off of me im not giving you the phone) on your arm”
  • “um hold on i havent checked. it says..”
  • ‘ok fine my hair looked like noodles a few months ago but its fine now!’
  • cue another blushing mark and a laughing hyuck
  • “oh..oh my god thats too good…ok thanks y/n bye”
  • “wait hyuck why!”
  • whoops too late he hung up
  • “so mark, did you say that today?”
  • “…i want to say no but yes i did”
  • “mark you know what this means?”
  • “yeah i do dont touch anything while im gone ill know”
  • just when you were about to fall asleep, you hear a banging at your door
  • “jesus who is it??? its like 2 am”
  • lo and behold its mark lee, out of breathe because he was running 2 u
  • “jus…just give me a minute to catch my breathe”
  • “umm ok do you want to come in?”
  • “no..no just give me a minute”
  • thats when you caught a glimpse of his arm and the words you had previously told hyuck that day
  • “oh my god were soulmates”
  • once he (finally) caught his breathe he kissed your forehead and hugged you
  • this hug made you feel safe and at home
  • lowkey he smelled like strawberries
  • “so did you really have noodle hair?”
  • “shhHHhh dont ruin the moment”
  • “but yes i did”
  • ok im done
  • thanks for reading
  • its much appreciated
  • byebye
Boyfriend does my voiceover ~ Mark Lee
  • The lovely @mxrkbaby requested this (Ily).
  • Idrk much about makeup cause I don’t usually wear it, 
  • But I’ll do my best anyways <3.
  • *googling brands rapidly*
  • Here we go, Mark does your voiceover! 
  • Mark had wanted to do this for a reaaaalllyyyy long time!
  • He thought it would be fun for you guys to do together.
  • You were kind of hesitant though. 
  • You didn’t know how your fans would react.
  • Finally after many more puppy faces and pleads from the boy himself, you gave in. 
  • So you pushed him out of the room and sat down at your recording station and did your makeup. 
  • About 45 more minutes later you dragged a very excited puppy Mark back in and sat him down. 
  • That’s when he realized that he has no idea which brands are which and really what anything does. 
  • At this point poor Marki is sweating bullets. 
  • But with some reassurance from you, he’s ok again.
  • “Hello YouTube, uh – wait, do you have a name for your fans??!”
  • A name? What, Mark??”
  • “Like a fandom name, silly”
  • “No Mark, I don’t.”
  • “So do you just call them YouTube? Or??”
  • “Mark, you’re supposed to be doing a voiceover?!”
  • “Oh, sorry, silly me.”
  • You started giggling at him, causing him to smile brightly over at you.
  • “Anyways, Hello! I’m Mark, (Y/N)’s boyfriend and this is the uh.. me doing her voiceover thingy.”
  • “Ok so here’s the angel herself, (Y/N).” 
  • “Ahh she’s so pretty.”
  • “Have I ever told you that you look extremely pretty barefaced?”
  • “All the time, Marcus”
  • He let out his infamous Mark giggle, pulling a weird face over at you, before going back to the recording. 
  • “So I believe she’s starting with concealer first - it’s by covergirl??”
  • “Yeah, covergirl. Alright so you’re gonna want to put that under your eyes and a little on your face, so you can hide dark circles and imperfections.”
  • “Wait, why are you putting it on your face (Y/N)!??”
  • “You’re perfection baby.”
  • Maaaarrrrrrkkkkkkkkk.”
  • “Sorry sorry, moving on.”
  • “Next up you’re gonna want to use the - nyx foundation stick.”
  • “Um so you’re gonna wanna rub that in small streaks all over your face and uh, make sure it’s one that matches your skin tone.”
  • “Spread it aaaaallll out, so it doesn’t look weird.”
  • “Hahah - huh? Oh, next you’re gonna want to use this eyebrow pencil and fill in your eyebrows.” 
  • “Oh god she's so cute, my heart.” 
  • “Bro, how did she do that in one go? Look at my baby over here, all talented.”
  • He then randomly turns to you and pecks you on your nose, laughing at your reaction. 
  • “Ok so now she’s using .. eyeshadow??? Yeah, it’s eyeshadow!!”
  • “BABY I BOUGHT YOU THAT!!”
  • “shhhhhh Mark, I know you did, don’t bust my eardrums.”
  • You laughed and gave him a quick kiss, grabbing his chin and turning his face back towards the screen. 
  • “Hehe, ok, so now you apply the eyeshadow gently on your eyelids, with a nice light shade of pink.”
  • “And - oh, now she’s gonna use a light pink blush too.”
  • “You look so cute, I wanna squish your little face.”
  • “No Mark - wait -” 
  • “Owwiieee Mark, don’t do that.”
  • “HAHAHAHA”
  • “You guys should see the look on her face.”
  • “movinggggg onnnnn to the lipstick.”
  • “this is the MAC Cremesheen Lipstick”
  • “It’s kind of a peachy color, gotta tie the whole pinky look together.”
  • “Rub that on gently, don’t go crazy with it.”
  • “Ok ok wait a second.”
  • He stops the video and looks over at you with a grin spread across his face.
  • “Babe?”
  • “Yeah, Mark?” 
  • “Why are you literally the most beautiful person to ever walk upon this earth?”
  • “Like, you’re an actual goddess.”
  • “I feel blessed just to be sitting next to you??”
  • “YouTube is blessed to be looking at you right now.”
  • “I mean we all are but you know-”
  • “Marrrrrrrkkkkkk stopppp, you’re making me blush.”
  • “But I love youuuu.”
  • “I love you, now finish that voiceover Marcus.”
  • “As you wish my lady.”
  • He grabs a hold of your hand and starts back the recording, knees bouncing in anticipation 
  • “Time to get back to it.”
  • “Ok so as I said, don’t go crazy with your lipstick.”
  • “Make sure it’s even.”
  • “And the corners aren’t messy.”
  • “Don’t let it get on your teeth either.”
  • “Just do it nice and slow.”
  • “Andddd ta-da, you’re done.”
  • “Ohhhh that little lip smack.”
  • “Can I have another kiss now?” 
  • You start blushing and you playfully push his shoulder, erupting giggles from him as he throws his arm around you.
  • “I wish it didn’t have to end.”
  • “Babe, can I do this again?”
  • “Anytime you want.”
  • “Godddddd I love you.”
  • “And I love you”
  • “Oops cameras still rolling.”
  • “So YouTube, I hope you all enjoyed this”
  • “Subscribe!! To!! My!! Baby!!” 
  • “Give her all the love, how can you not?”
  • “This has been the boyfriend, The Mark Lee.”
  • “I’ll see you later my dudes.”
  • “Gotta go get me some kisses now!!!”
  • The recording ends with you screaming and laughing, as he attacks you with kisses. 
  • It was definitely worth it. 
papyrus gradually becoming more of a pussy destroyer

also for some reason Every Single Time i draw Pap i get suspicious about Sans’ size??

i just think “theres no fuckin way hes up to his chest thats too small i have to See it to Believe it”

so heres the size comparison i draw every single time

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My sweet prince... You are the one

                                                          “Because he didn’t want me…”

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160512 // Kyungil

anonymous asked:

Can you guys talk more about artist jean? I went through the tag and I know you have a lot already but if you could maybe do more? I'm thinking about like when he first starts at USC and realizes that this maybe might be something he wants/is good at, first learning how to draw etc. Thanks!

DO YOU KNOW HOW HAPPY WE GET WHEN YOU GUYS SEND US MESSAGES OKAY THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS

Perri/andrewjsphminyard:

- paint splatters on all his (shut up they’re totally not Jeremy’s) clothes

- typical messy artist

Lily/wildwoodparrish:

- Jean doodling in the margins of his notes without even noticing it and Jeremy or someone commenting that they’re nice

- touching his face without realizing there’s paint on his hands and getting colorful smudges all over his cheeks

Perri/andrewjsphminyard:

- does he even use paint? no body really know not for like a year until the final showcase (turns out no??? strange…)

- literally just the contrast with that black of his previous life

- never uses blood red or black

- hates charcoal

- would be good at charcoal (think of the potential moans his teacher) but not going to touch it

Lily/wildwoodparrish:

- when he’s first with the Trojans they do like a team bonding thingy with splatter painting (i did this in hs shhhhhh totally not just copying) and it’s so fun and they’re all covered in paint

- but then after a bit everyone is just fucking around and he’s still painting? and it looks so rad???

- YES PERRI he does some charcoal because it’s required and is incredible but the final products are lacking that passion his art usually has

- They’re TECHNICALLY good but he’s so unhappy making them and it shows so no one pushes him to do it again

Izzy/bluelvnch:

-Imagine Laila and Jean sitting and doodling all over each other’s arms and they’re both covered and she eventually starts drawing over his tattoo because they have to build trust first and it’s how they bond.

- Also Jeremy doing a speech in the locker room for everyone but Jean and Laila have heard it all before and they’re just doodling and the new freshman are like “but ours captain’s talking how can they!!” And Jeremy’s just smiling because he’s so glad Jean’s got other friends

Shannon/forestparrish:

-You know what? He probably doesn’t even realize he’s good at it at first? Like, he’s not been allowed to have other hobbies or talents outside exy for so long, he probably doesn’t even recognize when he’s good at and interested in something else?? Someone probably has to point it out to him?? And at first he probably ignores it bc not exy

Hazel/forestboyparrish:

-Bb Jean who absolutely LOVES crayons and had so so so many pages for crayon drawing of the sea/beach/town/cats/his family/childhood team they literally papered his walls

-Raven!Jean who only has access to black pen but still draws in the margins of his books (Riko has no reason to look that’s how kev kept the letter secret) and on his arms when he needs to be grounded

-Trojan!Jean who isn’t given access to black pens anymore so instead does all his sketchy pen work in blue and green and bright red and renee gives him a set of coloured biros so he has orange and purple and light blue and pink and yellow too

-Jean who starts to do sketches of the campus/court and the team as a way to try and familiarise himself with them

-Jean who has no idea that he’s any good because why would he but draws because it’s the easiest way for him to process his new life and make it into something he understands

-Jean who uses drawing repetitive patterns wither on the page of a notebook or on his own skin (inner arm by his elbow where it won’t be seen) as a way to calm himself down/distracted/ground himself

Jenny/flowerparrish:

- Jean starts drawing on Jeremy once they’re ~best friends sometimes, like they’ll be studying and one of them will get anxious so he’ll steal Jeremy’s non-dominant hand and start drawing on his arm. And Jeremy LOVES it, because it’s Jean risking trusting him with something important, letting someone else into his space, being vulnerable, sharing stuff he likes, and!!!

Hazel/forestboyparrish:

- Jean who gets encouraged by Jer and Laila to take art as one of his new classes

- And who then absolutely loves it because he has access to so many new materials and basically complete liberty and he has his own space in the studio that’s just his (he’s never had that before)

- And he can go in any time cause it’s open 24/7 like the campus library and he can just check himself in and out whenever

- And so it becomes a safe space for him where none of the team can bother him unless he lets them in

- Other than Laila who also takes art but never oversteps that line when they’re there together

- Jean who becomes slightly less furtive about his art

- But at the same time more secretive about it and so Jer gets to see less and less and Jean keeps it mostly to his workbooks now and doesn’t leave them lying around like he used to with his notebooks

- And this is because he’s doing a whole watercolour series documenting on “home” and it’s basically just loads and loads of life studies of his and Jer’s dorm and Jer and Laila and occasionally Alvarez and some of the team but SO MANY SECRET LIVE STUDIES OF JER! And Jean’s becoming more and more aware of that maybe being a little odd and he’s not embarrassed but he’s mindful of not doing something that would fuck up the tentative safety he’s found here with Jer

Jenny/flowerparrish:

-Hazel BUT IMAGINE Jean’s barely at the point where he’ll even like sit next to Jer on the couch but at some point idk his non-dominant arm is covered already so he reaches over and takes Jer’s and waits for Jer to get angry but he doesn’t (because he’s secretly really pleased that this is Jean Trusting Him and Asking For Things)

Shannon/forestparrish:

- His drawings probably start off as nothing but exy sketches at usc because he doesn’t know what else to draw? Then he starts getting closer to Jeremy and the team and they slowly start shifting to focus on his life with them as well

- He probably stresses about that “home” project for so long because what can he even call home? Then he’s in their dorm room and he just sees Jeremy do something completely normal like cooking or studying or just laughing and smiling and it suddenly hits him that he knows what to draw

Hazel/forestboyparrish:

- Just so many sketches of jer like cooking

- Or doing the washing up with his sleeves rolled up

- And a painting of their morning coffee cups across from each other on the table

- And Jer looking out the window with a pen in his mouth and a book open on his lap

- And Jer slumped over on the coach asleep still in his joggers from just after practice

- Laila playing with Alvarez’s hair while Alvarez argues with her about what film to watch

- Their room with all their stuff mixing in the mess of everyday life

Shannon/forestparrish:

- Jeremy slinging his arm over one of their team mates who scored an amazing goal in the game they just played, red faced and sweaty but smiling so brightly

- Laila and Alvarez cuddling and Alvarez frowning at Laila for putting her cold feet on Alvarez ’s lap but there’s so much love in her eyes

- A wardrobe full of sweaters in different bright colours

- A team group hug where you can only make out who’s who from the names on the back of their jerseys

- Jeremy’s smile as Jean doodles on his arms

Izzy/bluelvnch:

- Painting Jeremy. Actually painting on Jeremy. (Also he does it once when they’ve been together a while and Jer takes a photo and goes and gets it tattooed because he loves Jean and Jean’s art)

Lily/wildwoodparrish:

-Okay so when he’s first learning he sometimes gets very frustrated with himself

- Like he’s accepted that he likes art and that it’s something he might want to do and that it’s something okay to do even though it isn’t exy

- But he still feels like he needs to try harder, and do better, and that he’s not good enough

- So he studies all the technical aspects and repeats the same sketched 10+ times trying to get that one detail just right but he can’t

- And for a while it gets really bad and jeremy notices that he’s starting to lose the relaxing/therapeutic aspect of art

Hazel/forestboyparrish:

- YESS! And as with every artist there’s the whole thing abut not being about to create irl the pictures you can imagine and it would piss him off so so much

Lily/wildwoodparrish:

- and Jeremy shows him all the studies Picasso did for Guernica and Monet’s haystack series and is like it’s okay everyone goes through this it takes practice but now even the studies and ‘mistakes’ are in museums

- and I was in a museum yesterday with an exhibit of all the cartoons for versailles murals

- the original sketches that they transfer to the walls

- and on some of them you could clearly see the outlines of all the past attempts and eraser marks and smudges and !!! Jer shows him all this stuff and helps him calm down and work through it

Hazel/forestboyparrish:

- And Jer would probably (not being artistic himself) reach out to Laila like WHAT DO I DOOO!!?  

- And she like whenever that happens to me I change medium to whatever is the furthest from what I was using before and start again

Lily/wildwoodparrish:

- and Jer even asks for some of the pieces Jean thinks are ‘bad’ because they aren’t technically 100% perfect and he keeps them and loves them and eventually shows Jean that he kept them (not right away) (way in the future)

Hazel/forestboyparrish:

- And he takes him on ART GALLERY DATES!

Lily/wildwoodparrish:

- so he’s in this one course which is what’s making him stress but Jer signs them up for like a wine + watercolor night and it’s a bunch of people and some have never even painted and they’re all just chilling and relaxed and having fun and WATERCOLOR YAY and Jean loves it!!

Hazel/forestboyparrish:

-And Jean is so so quietly in awe and he spends so long looking at particular pieces and Jer just gazes at Jean gazing at art like ART-CEPTION

Lily/wildwoodparrish:

-and he sees old masters’ art journals on display and all the little details and all the different types of art and mediums and he loves it ALL

Gabry/capsicleized:

- Do we like… Know what Jean’s favorite style/era of painting is?

- Because like with all the pastel headcanoning we already have I wouldn’t be surprised if he liked the Impressionists

Lily/wildwoodparrish:

- Gabry im kind of on the fence

Gabry/capsicleized:

- But also like what does he do himself?

Shannon/forestparrish:

- Help my brain has started in slightly angsty directions

- Like Jean painting over his scars when he can’t stand to look at them, but also looking at them making him feel so sick some days he can’t even look long enough to paint

Lily/wildwoodparrish:

- He’d love Impressionism but also Dada?? Like i think he would get such a kick out of the ridiculousness of it and at the same time its such a fuck you to the rules
- also this


- the letters at the bottom, if you read them in French, sound like “Elle a chaud au cul”= she is hot in the butt

Gabry/capsicleized:

- Plus like it’s not like he couldn’t have more than one favorite

Hazel/forestboyparrish:

- Okay but I totally want Jean to be a fan of like Turner because of the technical skill but the visual freedom and softness

- And like imagine Jean in a gallery room full of turners work just gazing at the pieces for HOURS

Jenny/flowerparrish:

- I am pretty pro Impressionist Jean but that might be a personal bias

Hazel/forestboyparrish:

- LIKE HIS WORK MAKES ME FEEL SO SAFE AND LIKE WHAT IF ITS THE SAME FOR JEAN!

here is a bunch of Turner stuff for comprehension:


Shannon/forestparrish:

- Hazel told me not to make it sad

- But I have some slightly sad things to say

- Like Jean drawing scenes from his nightmares when he can’t get back to sleep at night and doesn’t know how else to process them

- But I won’t do it I won’t say sad things ….except that one

Lily/wildwoodparrish:

- Goya nightmare etchings yo

Shannon/forestparrish:

- Jean hiding these nightmare drawings away because he doesn’t want Jeremy to ever see them but for some reason he can’t destroy them

- He takes them out and just stares at them sometimes but he doesn’t know why because it’s not like he likes them

- The nightmare drawings are really disturbing and abstract

- And full of things like knives and water and anything else he’d ever been tortured with

- They’re the only drawings he does that have no colour

Renae/foxyliarielle:

- Do we have anything about Jean teaching Maggie to draw and do art as she grows up?

- or doing the artwork for the twins’ science fair projects like backdrops or if they’re doing models he helps them paint them and make them look like super professional.

- and like before at some point I think I had talked about Jean doing seriously realistic makeup for the boys during Halloween and all of their friends are jealous because Exy star Jean Moreau made them look like real zombies.