if i could i would give up

anonymous asked:

do you have any changes you would make with naruhina?

Yes.

In general I would strengthen the bonds between the rookies, I think that would solve a lot of issues (for Hinata, developing Team 8 and the Hyuuga more to give her a life outside Naruto - which was an issue with almost every character in part 2 - and for Naruto developing his relationship outside the Sasuke chase in particular, which I would have resolved by the time Itachi died to allow his character to breathe)

NH in particular though:

- actual interaction during the Uchiha Bros arc

- a follow up after her confession (not resolution, but a follow up)

- onscreen interaction after the war

I would also remove the timeskip in the last and have half the movie show them getting closer until Toneri happens. The seeds were there but I think the anime team had to scramble to both make up for Kishimoto’s faillings at developing romance and the need to have a Nardo movie have a lot of action and big explosions.

NH’s biggest problem was always a lack of screentime and Kishi being allergic to romance, not the relationship itself.

ruoccer147  asked:

Hey, you know who I feel doesn't get enough love in these batfam headcannons? Lucius Fox. Imagine all the times the kids have come to him with some insane gadget request or they crashed the Batmobile and don't want Bruce to find out. I don't know, maybe it's just me. You think you could come up with a few funny Lucius Batfam head cannons?

(sorry it’s taken so long for me to get to this)

-Lucius would get a series of panicked phone calls because “Hey, how bad would it be if I asked you to maybe completely remake the Batmobile in like… a day? This is totally theoretical of course, but if you could…” and he would sigh and just say “Bring whatever’s left in and I’ll see what I can do”

-Tim gives Lucius these blueprints that he sketched on a napkin after having an energy drink cocktail potent enough to kill a water buffalo and Lucius is thinking “I don’t get paid enough for this”

-Sometimes Lucius will comply and make some of the less crazy requests from the kids (and occasionally Bruce) just to surprise them, though he usually only does this for special occasions like birthdays and holidays

-If he’s feeling a bit vindictive, he’ll make the fam do a whole bunch of ridiculous things just so they can appreciate how much trouble he goes through  and then as soon as they finish, he just laughs at them and tells them that he already finished what they asked for a week ago

-The family does get him gifts and whatnot as thank you presents because they know how difficult it is to try and make these things (this was discovered after the kids tried to make their own equipment and they failed miserably only to come into the lab and have Lucius just give them this look of pure judgement)

It sucks to be the one who cares. The one who texts first, the one who wants to spend time with you. The one who wonders why you don’t tell me anything anymore like you used to. It hurts when I wait for you to call like you said you would, and then forgot all about it and because you’re “too busy”. Because I could never forget: you’re the only one who I have truly opened up to. But that doesn’t matter to you, because you’re enjoying figuring out what it’s like to have a good state of mind, to feel the sunlight on your face and wind in your hair–a state I have yet to achieve. So watch me disappear into the night as I shuttle myself away from you, you probably won’t even notice until I’m long gone.
—  “The One Who Cares” -Monarch

anonymous asked:

Samuel,seonho,guanlin,youngmin,and seongwoo reaction to them trying to kiss you but you runaway because you're shy(he's you're boyfriend) that makes sense right?

KIM SAMUEL:

  • “thanks for leaving me hanging” would adjust his cap and raise his eyebrow at you
  • you’d be hiding behind a tree
  • he’s really embarrassed in the inside and would try to understand why you abandoned him like—
  • did he have bad breath??
  • was his kissing face ugly???
  • did you nOT LIKE HIS KISSES????!!
  • inside he’s a total mess
  • and so is his outside lol
  • he’d be kinda fiddling in his spot and trying to lure you back in
  • “it was too sudden yeah?” would sniffle a little
  • kinda heartbroken you backed away
  • in the end you’ll have to muster up all your courage to come back to him and initiate the kiss first
  • samuel would be jumping off the moon
  • …if he could
  • “i was just misunderstanding you wasn’t i?”
  • you would smile and nod
  • he would give you a tight hug and exhale in relief “thank you for loving me”

Originally posted by uenaws


YOO SEONHO:

  • his first instincts/reflex when you ran away from him was to chase after you
  • his legs are long so he’ll overrun you in a short period of time
  • but during the course of the chase,,,
  • you’d be like “wHY ARE YOU CHASING ME??”
  • he’d be like “i don’t know but i didn’t get my kiss!”
  • “i’M SHYYYYY” you would confess while screaming your heads off and running down the park
  • he’ll be like “wHy Are YOU SHY SHY SHY?”
  • he’ll overtake you at this moment and kinda trap you in a back hug
  • you’d tilt your head up for a second to see him going for a second kiss and lowered your head too quickly, which accidentally knocked him on the lip/jaw
  • he’d be in pain but wouldn’t let go of you
  • “i’m so so so so so sooo sorry seonho!” you’d apologise and turn around
  • he’d cower like a kicked puppy
  • “you hit me”
  • “yes i did… i’m sorry”
  • “you hit me”
  • you would nod
  • he would be like “you hit me so give me a kiss”
  • you would be kinda confused at his reasoning but he’ll catch you off guard and peck your lips real quick
  • “transaction complete!” he would chirp once again and wink at you (tries to wink anyway)

Originally posted by lai-guanlin


LAI GUANLIN:

  • would sigh in offense
  • like
  • did you just avoid him
  • or are his eyes playing dirty tricks??
  • you’d be kinda embarassed (not kinda but a lot rlly lol) at your own actions and would kinda repent by going back to his side and hopefully comfort him
  • his pride is kinda broken
  • like
  • his own gf doesn’t want to kiss him????
  • “guanlin?”
  • “…”
  • “my bad…”
  • would glance at you and sigh
  • “are you mad?” you would lean in closer and do a bit of aegyo to try to sooth his mood
  • “no i’m just offended” he would bluntly say
  • you would be kinda down hearing him say that
  • he would feel bad immediately “ok i’m not offended” he would give in “but next time i try you have to comply ok? it was…. awkward when you ran away” he would try to put his feelings into words… but it wasn’t that clear to you
  • “…i was just shy” you admitted
  • he would chuckle slightly “well i’m currently more shy”

Originally posted by brodueces101


IM YOUNGMIN: 

  • “i’m sorry that scared you didn’t it?” he would be concerned that you moved away
  • he does feel hurt but not to the extent that he would neglect his first priority
  • …which is you
  • “i won’t do that again” he would comfort you by simply holding onto your hand
  • you would be like “no! no! you can do it again…”
  • he would be sort of confused but nods anyways
  • “i was just- hmm just—-” you would be shy to confess to him
  • you knew you could trust youngmin to make you feel 10000000 better than before but even you’re feeling second hand embarassment for yourself
  • “honestly, it wasn’t your fault” youngmin would speak up first “if i was in your position i would be shocked too” he would smile
  • you’re kinda like–
  • wHAT DiD I Do tO DeSERVe such an ANGEL???
  • “y-you can kiss me now!” you’d muster up some courage
  • he’d be kinda surprised and shy with wide alpaca eyes and all (he’s also looking around)
  • “when you ask for it now… i’m kinda shy” he would laugh

Originally posted by im-youngmin


ONG SEUNGWOO:

  • would stare at you at first
  • then he would gasp dramatically “oh no how can you avoid me?? the handsome sexy daebak ong seungwoo? the love of your life and the sun of your world? without me you’ll fade into dust my loooove” he’ll kinda opera sing this whole verse
  • you’d be standing there… not knowing what to do
  • *maybe that was a bad move* you thought
  • he would kinda ramble on and constantly glance at you for some reactions
  • you’re kinda used to ong by now
  • “seungwoo will this be solved if i kiss you?”
  • “oh yes thy fair lady please bless muah with your crimson red luscious-” you would cut him off in the middle of his sentence with a kiss and slowly part
  • he’ll stop his drama now
  • would stare at your lips
  • “if i behave will i get a second one?”

Originally posted by coolpotatouniverse

anonymous asked:

I feel like the football career ending injury thing would be good angst bc her boyfriend would still be able to play and that could cause a riff in their relationship because football was one thing that really bonded them. And then also I keep seeing alex laid up in bed with whatever body part is fucked up sulking while Mia braids her hair and tries to cheer her up. Ahhh then what if jake gave her one of his favorite cameras to see if maybe she could find a new love in photography now. Im emo

I think her boyfriend might give up football just because of the pain it causes her and that might be their /moment/ like when Clarke called Lexa’s parents over to surprise her?? It’s when she realizes he’ll go out of his way to make her happy.

Also yes! Alex and Mia bonding time is so great I can see Mia being her true best friend

anonymous asked:

aww thank you so much sweetie for taking my request but first of all i hope you the best with your camp make sure to have fun , mm i dont know lately thank to @akeemi-art in bnha fandom i had been to much in future AU and i would really really love to know how you think andrew will propose to akko to marry him ! and how he will make his father accept her in the family , if you could write it i may even print it and stick it to the wall because it will make me so happyy thank you so much ^u^ / <3

This ended up longer than I thought it would.


 “Diana, would you please give our guests a tour of the new facilities we’ve added?”

“Yes, of course, headmistress.”

Akko and Andrew followed her as she guided them out of the party. A banquet was being held at Luna Nova that day, and Akko was visiting as an Alum. 3 years had passed since she graduated: three years she spent performing magic for kids around the country, and sometimes even around the globe. She had just finished performing her most recent act to the joy of… some of Luna Nova. It really was aimed at a younger audience, but many could still find enjoyment in it. It helped that she was accompanied by her incredibly talented boyfriend on piano. It would’ve also helped if all the students who weren’t paying attention to her show decided NOT to oggle him, but it was great to have his beautiful music to perform to.

They were walking besides one of the school’s courtyards when Diana stopped.

“There are preparations that need to be made to where we are heading. Please wait here for the time being.”

“Waaaaaah?” Akko whined. “Why didn’t you get them done before we got here.

“I’m afraid there’s nothing anyone could’ve done, Akko. Now, excuse me, I’ll be back shortly,” Diana said. Akko could’ve sworn she and Andrew shared a look.

Akko leaned against the wall with a loud sigh. “Man, talk about inconvenient, right Andrew?” 

Andrew stared out into the courtyard, smiling. “I dunno, I think it’s kind of nice. After all, this was the place we met, wasn’t it? In fact, I believe that was the very corner I found you in,” he said, pointing to where Akko was leaning.

Akko leaped up from her spot. “Hey, you’re right! Man, it’s been so long, hasn’t it? Hey, remember how I had bunny ears then? And I accidentally gave you donkey ears.” Akko waved her wand. “Metamorphie, Faciesse!” Akko chuckled a bit as animal ears popped up on their heads. Andrew felt his ears gently, a nostalgic smile on his face. “I was hiding over here…” Akko hid behind the outcropping in the wall.

“And I found you over here.” Andrew walked in front of the outcropping. Akko playfully shot her head out of hiding. She walked up to him as they laughed. 

“I remember getting angry, but I instantly shut up when I saw how handsome you were,” Akko teased him, poking him on the nose. 

“And I remember thinking about how you were rather cute with those rabbit ears.”

“Freak.”

Andrew winced a bit at this, which made Akko laugh even more. “We argued a bit,” Akko continued, “but you never seemed to disrespect me for it for disagreeing with you. That was… nice. That didn’t always happen for me back then. Actually, it doesn’t always happen now. You were a gentleman, and man, you were really cool back then. I used to get flustered at night thinking you hot you were as you jumped off Arcas and then smiled at me like that.“ Andrew was embarrassed by what she said, but he always got happy when the girl he always admired so much would praise him like this.

“You know, this courtyard hasn’t changed much since then,” Andrew changed the subject, his face a bit red. 

“Yeah, I guess it’s the same school, after all.”

“It’s got the same stone path, the statue, the same blue lamps, the same string quartet-”

“The same what now?”

“What, that wasn’t here last time?” Andrew asked smugly, pointing at the opposite side of the courtyard. 4 musicians came out from behind pillars, carrying instruments.

“Andrew, what’s going-” Akko stopped talking when Andrew suddenly grabbed her hands. She turned to face him, and he looked her deep in the eyes. The quartet began playing.

“Akko, ever since the day I met you, you’ve amazed me time and time again. Every moment I spend with you brightens my day, and being by your side and learning from you has made me twice the man I would’ve been. I’ve never met a woman as dazzling, as driven, as inspiring, as fun, as genuine, or as cute. You truly are bewitching.”

Akko saw Andrew reach into his pocket and get down on one knee. “Oh my god,” she gasped, bringing her hands to her mouth.

“Consider myself under your spell.” Andrew presented a ring to her.

“Yes,” Akko responded, beginning to cry a bit.

“I didn’t even get to ask it yet.”

“Yes.”

“Akko Kagari,”

“Yes.”

“Will you marry me?”

“Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!” Akko chanted enthusiastically, eyes closed and hopping up and down. Andrew struggled a bit to put the ring on her as she was moved around, but he got it on. 

Akko inspected her ring, absolutely giddy. After she was done, she, without warning, leaped on Andrew and wrapped herself around him, taking him down to the ground. When they landed, Akko’s face was right in front of his. He blushed a bit.

“I love you,” they both said, in unison. Akko brushed her hand across Andrews cheek, and brought her lips closer to his.

“Ummmmmm, do either of you know where Ms Finneran’s office is?” They both looked up to see a student in front of them, red as a beat. A long silence followed, as each of the string players, one by one, succumbed to the atmosphere and ceased playing.“I, uh, sorry, I don’t want to interrupt, but uh, I really… sorry-”

“Did you get here by taking a left?” Akko asked.

“Uh…. yeah….”

“You want to take a right, instead. It’s on your left.”

“Th-thank you!” she stammered, running away from them frantically. 

“…You want to get out of here?” Andrew asked Akko after the student ran away.

“Yeah.”

heyitsmemitchy  asked:

Daddy! My pet dog,Cookie, is sick. 😫😭 We already went to the vet last time,but she isn't still cured. The vet already gave us a lot of medicines. I am having a hard time choosing if we should admit her to the veterinary or stay at home and continue with the medications. Daddy heeeelp! I am afraid that my little pipper will be leaving so soon. She is still 1 year old! Daddy,what will I do? 😭

What did the doctor say would be better for the dog? I would act on what they said. It could be better for Cookie to be home in her well known surroundings, and with the love you can give, but maybe the medication alone doesn’t make Cookie feel better… Please decite on what would be better for your dog. This is really hard. I hope you and little Cookie will be all right. Don’t give up!

anonymous asked:

please oak23 show us the forbidden dolls tumblr already censors plain barbies now

Honestly about ten years ago, it was common to see niche Japanese doll customisers make… custom parts for their 1/6th dolls. It was one thing to just give them genitals and nipples, but the horrifying thing was the proportions. Since I was 14 there was no way I would have saved any of the images but here’s a recreation of the proportions. It was also common to see lewd faces and stuff as well.

I think the only person who could POSSIBLY back up my claims would be @frostedmintdolls

Here's my first drabble. Feel free to give me any feedback

“It’s time to wake up mi corazón”.

Sombra’s voice slowly pulls you from your sleep. The first thing you notice is how close you are to her. You almost floored her when she stopped by for the night which is a rare treat for both of you. You open your eyes to be greeted by her own marvelous set and grin.

“You know that I could stay like this forever with you…” you start, but she quickly silences you with a deep kiss.

“And you know that I would love to bomboncita, but I have to also work… I promise it will be worth it later. We’ll have all the time together.”

She easily reads the disappointment in your eyes and sighs.

“How about this? The next time I drop by, I promise to take you out on a nice date. I’ll let you pick whatever you want to do. Deal?”

She smiles as you nod silently and run your fingers through her hair idly, trying to spend as much time as you can with her before she goes away again

anonymous asked:

I'm beginning think that maybe this upcoming Selah/Anna reunion will be a blessing to the Annlett fandom. Apart from the fact that it would've been a bit odd if TURN had never brought up Selah again, the writers bringing him back ostensibly right before Hewlett makes his appearance might mean that they're giving Anna her own agency back - IF, of course, they make it clear that she & Selah are not compatible (which seems to be the case given her extreme reluctance). Could open way for Annlett <3

You have a very clear-headed view of the situation, mysterious friend, and when I look at what makes sense for the writing of the characters over the entire arc of the series, I agree with you. It would be odd if they never brought Selah up again. And it’s not even worrisome that Hewlett’s not been mentioned yet, because the writers seem to have intended his return to be a big surprise – a surprise that, like you said, will likely fall shortly after Selah’s return. And yes, importantly: Anna really doesn’t seem to WANT to see Selah again. Even now, alone and vulnerable and with both Abe and Hewlett lost to her (or so she thinks), she’s so extremely hesitant to contact someone who should be her friend and ally that she only does so when she feels she has no choice.

The bottom line is that I’m scared. I’m scared of a sudden respect for historical accuracy; of bad writing that ignores her and Hewlett’s series arcs; I’m scared that Anna, who has made great personal sacrifices for the cause and for other people already, will once again be forced to choose between “what she needs to do and what she thinks best,” and that duty to Selah will win out. But I will try to be less scared, because what you say makes sense. ❤

Warning: this post could be depressing

Strangers are the easiest people to talk to. They are less cruel and less judgmental as long as you stay true and make sure everything you would tell is nothing but the truth. Unlike those people who usually treat us as a friend but left and judged us after they heard some stories about us.

I can only count the people I’ve shared my real fucked up life by my fingers in one hand and of all of them, one person I didn’t expect to  give me the most cruel, judgments, and painful words I ever received – my mom.  And now, you’re asking me why I’m giving so much time to these people especially when I’m seating in front of my laptop or with my phone. After things you discovered about me, you judged me; you got mad at me, yelled at me, and you always blaming me all the time. I know. I know. I have no right to blame anyone about my mistakes but please you don’t have to rub it on my face. It’s just like you’re igniting the fire in me even more. You know what I need? An comforting words without blames and judgments from a mother. Yes you’re giving me the financial needs and support especially with school but if the insults are something in return, no thanks.

The “bobo”, “tanga” and any other painful words from you hurt me the most until one day I can’t feel  the pain anymore, my heart got numb and just accepted it so now  I’m not going to stop you of whatever you wanna say for it doesn’t affect to me anymore. But come to think of this, you know that I’m not as hardworking person as you are or any other people you’ve compared from me, so why expect something from me? Why compare me to others? Why entrust me to do such thing I couldn’t do? It’s just like you’re asking a deaf person to listen at the music festival or asking a disable person to do like a normal people does even you know the fact that they really can’t. I’m just giving the sample of why we are always not in good terms. You knew that I’m a lazy person and who would wait for a command before doing it. I don’t know. Maybe because of depression and by that I invest so much time to overthink things too much.

I remember when you asked me “So ano magsesettle ka na lang ba sa ganyan?”, “Wala ka man lang gagawin para baguhin” My answer is YES. Not because I don’t want to but because I realized I’m that ready for the responsibility especial mention the household chores. Don’t ask me why because I’m still figuring it out. I tried to change (and you would say in your mind “Tinry mo?!?) You may not see it but believe me, I really did try. I end up exhausted especially when I tried to put effort and in just one mistake, everything screwed up.  Boom! Back to zero again. (Wala na naman akong nagawang tama).

One last thing, every time you get mad at me because of my shits or not doing things you want me to do you always involve these things; (1) Friends.  Have I told you before that I don’t have friends anymore? Why? Because I pushed them away, I don’t want them to get involved after I realized you could blame them every time I make mistakes. (2) Social media. I told you strangers are the easiest to talk to and I’m happy having chat with them atleast somebody know my worth, understands me, and appreciates me.  (3) Studies.  I don’t know why you need to involve the only thing has left to make my dad proud of. I’m now in second season and later I know I’ll be in third season. I remember when my relatives told me “magfocus ka lang sa pag-aaral mo, wag mo pababayaan kahit anong mangyari” I thought so but it wasn’t easy. Every time you get mad, I can’t focus to my studies and end up thinking about how I will resolve the problems. You even took everything I may need for school (laptop, uniform, clothes, and money). These things I’ve mentioned above are the only things making me happy. Don’t take it from me.

When the time has come you get to read this. I’m expecting you words coming from you – the harsh and unacceptable ones. I’m used to it. You were always telling that I must admit every mistake I made. Now, I’ve mentioned it already, please do me a favor understand every little things I said. Don’t just look to the bad side.  

Again, I don’t want you to ask me about this nor I do want you to talk about this in front of me. i won’t give a word. I don’t share everything i wrote to somebody who knows me personally, they are all toxic for me and I considering you as one.

popcandy  asked:

About the Wale thing from what I've gathered: Wale posted about a collab with namjoon. People started tweeting mean things at him because he's mutuals with a guy who said some colorist stuff? And also because he's trying to "use namjoon for fame"? Wale replied to people saying that if they hated it so much he would just give up on the collab but later deleted the tweets. He seemed really personally hurt.

army is literally such cunts wow what the fuck i cant stand them ??????? yall gotta fucking ruin everything ???????????? leave the poor man alone damn yall are literally the absolute worst !!!

NAMJOON COULD BE GETTING ANOTHER COLLAB, MORE RECOGNITION, N YALL DECIDE ITS UR BUSINESS TO GO BUTTING IN N RIDE ON WALE ?? TF ! just bc hes mutuals doesnt mean he agrees with the guy ?? some of my friends might have said some problematic shit before n i wouldnt know bc im not up their asses so why are we holding him responsible for a twitter mutual??? god yall are so fucking annoying learn to shut the fuck up yall are TOO DAMN LOUD !

nerdanel-istarnie  asked:

Having to give a bath to both Ambarussas and Tyelkormo after they tried to make friend with a skunk OR having Makalaure wake you up by playing the same flute piece in your ear for a week?

meme: make me choose
for @nerdanel-istarnie

Mother, for all that I am sure the first could be an arduous task, I know the second would cost me my mind.
The choice is relatively simple, even though no less excruciating.
Bath would be! At least Tyelko and Ambarussar constant state of motion might help rubbing the smell off them and the task would be brief, whether I liked it or not! 

i’m feeling so low, so depressed, so fucking miserable but i don’t want to reach out or tell anyone because it doesn’t fucking matter. i don’t deserve help anyways, and i would just be taking up a doctor or counsellor’s time when they could be spending it giving help to someone who’s actually deserving of it.
i’m supposed to be starting another weekly group therapy on tuesday but i just want to bail and not go. i feel like i’m taking up a seat that someone sicker needs.
that’s the whole thing… i’m not sick enough. sometimes i wonder if i’m even sick at all, or if i’m just faking all of this for attention or something. all i know is that i don’t deserve help. i don’t deserve to feel better.

I wish my emotions would just give me a break once in a while because everything is too intense and it’s debilitating. I wish I could just turn it off and focus and get shit done. I still get shit done, I work hard at work and I walk two miles home at night. I’m keeping up with household chores and bathing regularly and saving up money and I’m proud of myself for that! I just wish it didn’t take so much out of me mentally. I’m dissociated at work like 70% of the time and I’m so disconnected and spacey that I get nervous about fucking something up. I’m so all over the place and in and out of reality that by the time I’m walking home I’m just kinda like…wtf happened

The Hug that saved the World

Context: Our DM decided to test our characters on his final night as DM. He created a God Tier level Wizard that threatened the very world itself and challenged us to defeat him. After about an hour of fighting our party wasn’t looking too good. The wizard had recently launched a giant fire ball at the party and my character was unlucky and began to be on fire.

Me (OOC) Since I’m on fire could I run up to the wizard and give him a hug while I’m on fire.

DM (chuckling) You can defiantly try.

Me (OOC) Man, how much damage would that cause?

DM (sarcastic) it be 365 hug damage

Me in character “Who wants a hug?!”

My Barbarian ran up to the wizard as my party pleaded me to stop. I passed my grapple check and I gave the best bear hug that my barbarian could do. Surprisingly, the DM honored the said damage as my character delivered a 365 damage bear hug, but my character suffered the same amount of damage. When my party collected themselves, all there was were 2 piles of ash. My character that I have been playing for years was gone.

When the party returned to town, they used their reward money to have a statue made of their fallen Barbarian comrade. Thus reading, “Never Forget Tardgerd, Yippy Ki Yay Mother Hugger.”

So remember kids, if you’re ever faced with an enemy that can’t seem to be beaten, a very warm hug is always an option.

why lance (probably) won’t be the red paladin, and also why keith (probably) won’t be the black paladin

alright, so, chances are you’ve watched and rewatched the season three trailer multiple times. or, at least, i have. in it, we see lance in both the blue lion and the red lion, and we also see keith in the black lion. 

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get to know me

i know i dont really talk to you guys but i want you to get to know me. so heres 100 questions you can ask me, just send a number or make up your own questions.

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?

2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

4: What do you think about most?

5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?

6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

7: What’s your strangest talent?

8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence)

9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?

10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?

11: Do you have any strange phobias?

12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

13: What’s your religion?

14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

17: What was the last lie you told?

18: Do you believe in karma?

19: What does your URL mean?

20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

21: Who is your celebrity crush?

22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

23: How do you vent your anger?

24: Do you have a collection of anything?

25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become?

27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?

28: What’s your biggest “what if”?

29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

31: Smell the air. What do you smell?

32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to?

33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?

34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?

35: To you, what is the meaning of life?

36: Define Art.

37: Do you believe in luck?

38: What’s the weather like right now?

39: What time is it?

40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

41: What was the last book you read?

42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?

43: Do you have any nicknames?

44: What was the last film you saw?

45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?

46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?

47: Do you have any obsessions right now?

48: What’s your sexual orientation?

49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?

50: Do you believe in magic?

51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

52: What is your astrological sign?

53: Do you save money or spend it?

54: What’s the last thing you purchased?

55: Love or lust?

56: In a relationship?

57: How many relationships have you had?

58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

59: Where were you yesterday?

60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

61: Are you wearing socks right now?

62: What’s your favourite animal?

63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

64: Where is your best friend?

65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.

66: What is your heritage?

67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?

68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?

69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?

70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.

74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?

76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

77: How can I win your heart?

78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?

79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

80: What size shoes do you wear?

81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

82: What is your favourite word?

83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.

84: What is a saying you say a lot?

85: What’s the last song you listened to?

86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?

87: What is your current desktop picture?

88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?

91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

96: Do you have any relatives in jail?

97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?

98: Ever been on a plane?

99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

French TV shows rec list:

Fais pas ci fais pas ça:

Comedy about two very different families living right next to each other: The Lepics and the Bouleys. There are nine seasons so we can see the characters evolve on a really long time period. Some serious issues are tackled with humour, like education, how to cope with the death of a loved one, or how parents react to one of their children coming out as gay, for instance. Most of the characters are really lovable and you easily get attached to them even though they can be annoying sometimes. Also, there are some really funny moments. I wouldn’t say it’s one of my favourite shows ever but I had a nice time watching it (though, I haven’t watched all the seasons yet).

Trigger warning: none that I can think of (this show is suitable for children).

Level of difficulty when it comes to French: I think it should be fine (there’s nothing really technical, the show’s about everyday life, so it mainly uses colloquial/casual French).

Les Bleus premiers pas dans la police:

A four-season show about rookies in the French police. I used to really love this show when I was in middle school, and I have very fond memories of it now, even if I haven’t watched it for a long time. This show has diversity and representation: a Muslim man (who is one of the main characters) and his family, gay men (one of them is also a main character), a bisexual woman (also a main character in the first seasons), and so on. It also portrays strong female characters (including a woman in a position of power, from season 2 to the end I think). The characters are very lovable (in my opinion), and funny. By the way, this show has very funny moments as well as serious moments (including the scenes showing how the LGBT characters and the women deal with discrimination at their workplace or elsewhere). The only problem with this show is that the end is a bit unsatisfying considering it stopped because it failed to get renewed (or at least that’s what I understood at the time).   

Trigger warning: depiction of discrimination (for instance, homophobia), and of course the usual warnings when it comes to cop shows (even though it is far less graphic than most other shows of this kind, and there are less murder investigations than in most investigation shows).

Level of difficulty when it comes to French: I think this one is okay too. There might be some terms describing police stuff, but all in all it’s pretty casual.

Le Bureau des Légendes (ongoing show):

A show about the DGSE (Direction Générale de la Sécurité Extérieure), which is basically the French intelligence agency concerning foreign matters. It has three seasons so far and it’s one of my favourite TV show ever. It’s captivating, I got really attached to many of the characters (and most of them are not completely good or bad, there are a lot of grey characters, which is great), and it’s also really moving (especially the last season I think). One of my favourite thing about this show is its subtlety: it’s deeply moving, but in a subtle and somewhat low-key way. There are close to no typical tear-jerking scenes, with sad music and close-ups on the crying faces of devastated characters. There are really sad scenes, but they are played out with a great sobriety.

Trigger warning: psychological and physical torture (nothing too graphic though).

Level of difficulty when it comes to French: it should be mainly okay, I think. There are probably some technical terms, since it’s about an intelligence agency, but it should be understandable as a whole. Also, many scenes are in other languages (English, Farsi, Arabic, etc) and are subtitled in French, which is really good in order to practise your written French ;)

Les Revenants (ongoing show):

A show about dead people coming back to life in a village of the Pyrénées. It only has two seasons so far, but I’m really looking forward to more. The show is really mysterious, with a gloomy atmosphere that I absolutely love. The dead people (who are from different generations and died at different times) come back to their family/loved ones (when they have some), and no one understands what happened, including the dead people. After their arrival, other very strange events take place in the village. Some characters have very dubious motives and you’re often unsettled, not knowing what to think of them. However, you can’t help but to get attached to some of them anyway. This show has some very serious themes like how to cope with the death of a loved one, death in general, love, family (by blood or by choice).

Trigger warnings: death, suicide.

Level of difficulty concerning French: I think it’s pretty okay… The show aired on American TV so you can probably find a subtitled version quite easily, which is pretty cool :D

Kaamelott:

My favourite French tv show (and even my favourite show ever). This show depicts the Arthurian legend in a humorous way, and it’s one of the funniest thing I’ve ever watched. The humour is unique, the characters are really lovable, and the entire show is extremely creative: this is honestly pure genius. Plus, the atmosphere evolves from something exclusively light and funny to something that is serious and deeply moving at times. The show goes from episodes that last a few minutes to far longer episodes in the 6th (and last) book (=season). I could go on and on about this show, but nothing I could say would make it justice. Honestly, just give it a go, this is brilliant.

PS: Alexandre Astier (who plays Arhtur, wrote the scenario, the music and basically came up with this entire masterpiece) is a national hero. That’s all I had to say.

Trigger warning: it’s really funny and you’re having the time of your life, and suddenly there is a serious/sad scene and you feel like crying (but it’s worth it)… just be prepared ^^

Level of difficulty concerning French: it might be pretty hard at first, because they speak quite quickly and use weird expressions (but then, use these expressions in front of Kaamelott fans [ie a looooot of people] and see their faces lit up => it could be really rewarding I think).

Apart from these, all the creations canal + (Braquo, Engrenages, Cercle polaire…) have a good reputation/positive reviews I think, but I’ve only watched Les Revenants and Le Bureau des Légendes for now, so I only talked about those ^^

I think many people like 10 pour cent and Hero Corp too, but I haven’t watched them (yet) so I couldn’t include them in the list.