if i can not fly

imagining a group of outlaws chilling in their outposts, guarding their perimeter and then in the distance. what is that. a bird? a shuttle? no, it’s the damn pathfinder in their nomad going full speed over a mountain and flying straight towards to your camp to fuck your shit up

  • Gumball: Well, Darwin, how do I look?
  • Darwin: I'm doing my best to bite my tongue.
  • Gumball: I cut out construction Paper feathers and taped them on my arms so I can fly! Pretty neat, huh?
  • Darwin: If paper feathers are all it takes to fly, don't you think we'd have heard about it before?
  • Gumball: It takes an uncommon mind to think of these things, Darwin.
  • Darwin: I'd agree with that.
  • Gumball: Here's a gorge. This is a good spot.
  • Darwin: [looking down] You're going to jump off this ledge?
  • Gumball: Heck no! I need momentum! I want you to toss me over.
  • Darwin: You understand I assume no responsibility for this?
  • Gumball: Right. I get the patent.
  • Darwin: [tossing Gumball] HEAVE!
  • Gumball: I'M FLYING! I'M FLYING! I'M... [feathers fall off] Uh oh... [falls down the gorge]
  • Darwin: Don’t sell the bike shop, Orville.
  • Gumball: Shut up and go get me some antiseptic.

hey I know a lot of people are freaking out about United airlines refusing to let girls wearing leggings on the flight, so as the daughter of a pilot, I’ll explain what happened.

As a pilot’s daughter, I get to fly for free. I can’t just get on an airplane, though. When we fly nonrev, it is a requirement (and it is like this for any airline) to dress well because we are representing the company. So my whole life, instead of being able to wear comfortable clothes, like leggings, on a flight, I have to dress business casual. It’s not comfy, but I do it because it’s required.

These girls were flying nonrev, which is why they were not allowed on for wearing leggings. My parents have been refused boarding on a plane just for wearing shorts. This is not an uncommon thing to have happen. Even though the dress code for nonrev passengers has eased up in the past few years, things like leggings, sweatpants, tee-shirts, etc are absolutely not allowed.

tl;dr: to fly nonrev you aren’t allowed to wear leggings. stop making companies look bad for following the rules in order to let someone fly for free.

“Sam and the Tabby” - Digital Oil Painting

“I know it’s a little strange, for the guy who flies around like a bird to own a cat, but I found him setting off a perimeter alarm while on patrol. He was all thin and sick and, well… I got attached. And hell, I’m down for irony. So, yeah, the Falcon has a cat.”

Sam is a soft touch for poor, neglected creatures turning up on his doorstep. He lets the cat chase Redwing around for fun and exercise.

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Me because bighit and BTS don’t know that a thing called Europe exists and they just released the tour trailer

Chant for Motivation

Swift are my feet and focused is my mind.

So fast I am that time falls behind.

Ready be my hands to do tasks that must be done

And steady be my feet to walk me through each and every one.

May I be driven by desire to complete

Whatever task is given to me.

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#now I know why the Library chose you

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