if he was my boyfriend

I’m now another living proof that it is possible for those autistic people who haven’t had any luck with romantic relationships and who feel like they are too autistic and too disabled and too mentally ill to find a romantic partner to find someone who accepts them and likes them and wants them for who they are, autism, and mental illnesses and all. I’m not just reaching 10k, me and the guy I’ve been dating lately had the talk and he’s now officially my very first boyfriend! *insert happy flaps*

Show Me That You Love Me

(ao3, buzzfeed article that inspired this nonsense)

(Monday, Feb 6)

Clarke: FYI, I’m telling my coworkers that we’re dating so this creep will stop hitting on me

Bellamy: You can’t just leave it at that.
How creepy are we talking?  
You know if I don’t get specifics my mind jumps straight to the worst-case scenario.

Clarke: It’s not that big a deal? Mostly just annoying
But he won’t take no for an answer so I told him I had a boyfriend

Bellamy: Not a girlfriend?

Clarke: They know I’m bi already because I ranted about gross stereotypes at the Christmas party
It’s why they instituted a two-drink limit
And if he doesn’t respect my hard “no” I doubt he’ll respect my girlfriend’s so

Bellamy: You sure you don’t want to date him? He sounds like a charmer.

Clarke: I was sure the first fifteen times he asked and my decision hasn’t wavered.
I wouldn’t have even mentioned it to you except I know Anya comes to the bar sometimes and I didn’t want you to blow my cover

Bellamy: Consider your cover secure.

Clarke: Thanks. I owe you one.

Bellamy: What are fake boyfriends for?

* * *

(Wednesday, Feb 8)

Clarke: WTF???

Bellamy: I see you got my flowers.

Clarke: They’re hard to miss seeing as they take up MY WHOLE CUBICLE
It smells like a rainforest
My allergies are killing me
Seriously. Why.

Bellamy: Can’t I just show my fake girlfriend that I appreciate her?
Why must you always assume I have ulterior motives?

Clarke: Because I know how expensive flowers can be and you’re the biggest coupon-clipping Scrooge I know

Bellamy: I’m helping!
I’m just trying to back up your story, Princess.

Clarke: You’re just trying to embarrass me in front of my coworkers is what you’re doing

Bellamy: Remember that time you made me do karaoke with you?
Some might consider us even now.

Clarke: You know Valentine’s Day is next week right? If you do something like this on a random Wednesday, you’re going to have to do something for that too or else Cage will think we’ve broken up

Bellamy: So I’m going to have to top myself is what you’re saying.

Clarke: I don’t think that’s what I said at all

Bellamy: If you insist, Princess.

Clarke: I don’t insist. I STRONGLY DO NOT INSIST.

Bellamy: Unrelated question: what song would you most like to have serenaded to you?

Clarke: If that’s how it’s gonna be then start preparing yourself
Cause it’s on, Blake

Bellamy: Dammit, I did not think this through.

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anonymous asked:

Um hey, I just, I want to ask, my boyfriend just told me that he danced with and kissed another girl he had been really close to lately, but he seems really upset that he did it, so what do I do, cause I don't know anymore...

I might sound a bit harsh fyi…

But oh goodness, first of all, I’m so sorry that this happened to you love! TT TT Uh how much do you like him? How much do you trust him??? I mean, it’s good that he told you and that he feels remorse (he better feel fucking bad for doing that), but I wouldn’t let him go that easily. Because that’s a fucked up move… it makes me angry for you. If he can’t even control himself after getting close to another girl recently– then that just says a lot for how poor his self control is… A lot of my responses are going to be “ya fuck that guy, he’s not worth.” But just try and talk it out and see how you feel about him and the situation… Essentially what you do in the end is your decision. Hopefully you can work something out between you two, if not then… well you just saved yourself from being with a complete loser! c:

Happy Monday!

Today’s probably going to be a mostly quiet day for me unless something absolutely incredible happens. It’s a rest day from the gym and my boyfriend woke up sick. So, he’s home today and so I am. We’re rarely home together during the day. We both are fortunate to have remote working options so it’s going to be a couch and laptop snuggle fest. I’ll take care of him, too. 

Anyway, I weighed in this morning. I usually wait until Shark Week is done because I bloat very severely. That, and because of what my goals are, tape measurements and body fat percentage (which, I can only estimate) tell me a lot more about my progress.

Weight: 147 lbs. I put on a couple of pounds during my winter traveling and after my half marathon. I was 152 lbs at the end of December. A few pounds of that was bloat, some were actual weight. Either way, it isn’t a big deal at all because–

Measurements: 37-26.5-38. Those are lower than ever so I don’t give a rat’s ass that I’m a few pounds heavier than my lowest weight of 143 lbs (pre-half marathon). 

Lifting: I started lifting in December. I do have plans to move over to traditional barbells and dumbbells at some point. I know that machines don’t engage certain stabilizer muscles. However, the machines have been a wonderful place for me to start forming workout habits and see progress in my lifts. I always injured myself when I tried lifting barbells and dumbbells in the past so my strategy this time is to really ease into it, take my time, research a lot, and just get into the habit of working out with resistance. Some days I do practice traditional moves with light weights. Anyway, in the past two months, I’ve added anywhere from 30-50 lbs to all the machines I use.

anonymous asked:

I want to give my boyfriend head when he gets home from work tonight, but I've never given head before haha should I ask him if he wants it or should I just unbutton his pants and put it in my mouth. I'm nervous but so excited. I want to please and relax him after a long day of work. Help!!!

Don’t ask. Just do it - he’s gonna love it, no doubt

I Love You (Simon)

Requested?: In a way
Warnings?: Smut and Fluff
Pairing: Simon and Reader



I have been over at the Sidemen house all day, spending time with my boyfriend. He’s been super cuddly and touchy today.

He even made sure to have all his videos done for the day, so that he could spend the enter day with me. Which is unbelievably sweet of him.

Currently we are laying on his bed, cuddling and watching reruns of ‘How I Met Your Mother.’ Undoubtedly his favorite show.

“How are your hands so tiny?” I hear Simon ask, holding my hand up to his.

“My hands are not tiny, you’re hands are just large.” I say, looking at him

“Well you know what they say about large hands.” He says, wiggling his eyebrows

“No, I don’t know.” I say jokingly “Please tell me again.”

“Well if I must tell you again.” He says, rolling on top of me “A man with large hands, has a large penis.”

“Oh really?” I ask looking up at him “I don’t think that’s true.”

I then gently bite my bottom lip, to keep myself from smiling. I know that what I’m saying is a lie. I just want to see what he will do about it.

“That’s a lie and you know that.” He mumbles, moving his face so it’s just an inch above mine. “I’ll even prove it to you.”

“Prove it to me then.” I whisper, looking him directly in the eyes

He then brings his lips to mine on a passionate kiss. These are the types of kisses that I love the most.

The ones that just prove how much he loves me and I love him.

I then feel his hand on my stomach, pushing my shirt up. Before long both of our shirts are off.

I then flip us back over so that I am on top.

“I want to see if what you said is true.” I say moving down, so I am level with his dick.

I look up at him and then pull down his joggers along with his boxers.

“Well I guess what they say is right.” I say before taking him into my mouth.

This makes him let out a groan mixed with a moan. One of my favorite sounds he ever makes.

I then begin to slowly give him a blow job.

“Y/N…” he stutters out “Quit, I don’t want to cum this way.”

I then lift my head up, only to be placed back down onto the bed.

I’m now laying on my back, with Simon hovering over me.

He reaches over into the bedside table and pulls out a condom, sliding it on.

Simon then pushes himself into me. Before he starts moving, he laces one of his hands with mine. Using the other hand to prop himself up.

“Si, you have to move.” I mumble, with my eyes closed.

“Open you’re eyes though.” He whispers, moving his hips

I do my best to keep my eyes open. Though I am in so much pleasure.

What is happening between us two right now is not fucking, he is making love to me.

Before long I can feel myself reaching my high. Simon not far behind me.

He slowly pulls out of me, disposing of the condom.

Both of us out of breath, he just pulls me into him.

“I love you so much.” He whispers into my hair

“I love you too.” I whisper, burying my head into his chest.

Simon then sits and stands up, before heading towards the bathroom.

“Stay here.” He says, disappearing through the door.

Typical of him. Just get up and leave after something so intimate. But I know that he will be back and will cuddle with me for the rest of the night.

After about twenty minutes, Simon comes back into the room. He picks me up, bridal style, and brings me into the bathroom.

Where he has drawn a bath and dropped in a rose scented and rose petal bath bomb. He also has the main lights turned off and just has candles lighting up the room.

“Figured you would want to take a relaxing bath after that.” He says setting me down

“Only if you will join me.” I say looking at him

“I will, if you want me to.” He says, kissing my forehead.

“I want you to.” I say walking towards the tub.

I let him get in first, before I get it in. Once I’m in, I’m sitting in between his legs with my back pressed to his chest.

Simon takes my hands in his again.

“I still don’t see how your hands are so tiny.” He says, comparing them for the second time tonight.

“Si, we’ve been over this already.” I say softly “My hands are not tiny, yours are just large.”

“Come on, no one hands are that tiny.” He says as he bends the top of his fingers over mine. “See they’re tiny.”

I let out a sigh “Fine, I’ll let you win this time. But don’t think you will always win.”

“Promise I won’t.” He says, kissing the side of my head.

After what feels like hours, I feel Simon start to move. He then gets out and tells me to stay where I am.

He leaves the room for only a few minutes before returning with a fluffy towel.

Pulling me out of the tub, he wraps me in the towel. Gently drying me, before helping into the clothes he brought in for me.

Which consists of a pair of
His sweatpants and his top.

“Now we are ready for bed.” Simon say before picking me up again and bringing me back to the bed.

He lays me down, before cuddling up to me again.

The rest of the night is spent cuddling in his bed. Just talking and joking. All while 'How I Met Your Mother’ is on in the background.

Around midnight is when I feel my eyelids start to droop a little. But before I fall completely asleep I hear Simon say one last thing.

“I love you so much, and I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with you.” He whispers, kissing my forehead again.

I’m guessing he thought I was asleep, because soon after I can hear the sound of his soft snores.

“I love you too Si.” I whisper, kissing his cheek.

I then cuddle back into him, falling asleep.

I still don’t know what I did to deserve a boyfriend like him.

anonymous asked:

Chubby Boys are wonderful! My boyfriend feels bad about his body, but he's very attractive, and when I hug him I never want to let go! Chubby Cis boys and Chubby Trans boys are ~wonderful~

Yes they are!

anonymous asked:

Same thing here, my boyfriend told me he doesn't love me anymore, that 'he isn't feeling it anymore.' I have to see him everyday and he looks completely happy since he broke up with me, It's killing me.

ssamee with me, my gf never loved me , 

Mark 1&25&28 Drabble

Where are you Y/N? I can’t see you- said Mark looking up in the air- Where did she go?
Me and my boyfriend Mark were playing basketball but he got in the mood to tease me about my height, not my problem he was like 20 meters tall.
-Mark….- I said.
- Where does this voice come from?- he was asking sarcastically.
- Mark… That’s not funny anymore….
-Where…- I interrupted him by kicking his leg.
- Ouch!! Y/N you’re here! And you broke my leg! Oh no! it hurts soooo bad!- he was overreacting, laying on the floor.
-I’m going to play with Donghyuck next time -I said taking the ball from the floor.
-Ah, no, no ,no you’re my girlfriend, what can I do when you’re so short, so cute…- he said smiling at me from the ground- actually Donghyuck would tease you more, so I don’t think it would be a good idea also.
- NCT has many members I’d like to remind you…. But right now get up loser let’s go and get some ice cream, I’m hungry…- I pouted at him.
- Everything for you, let’s go, I’ll pay- he stated.

We went to the nearest ice cream shop and stood in a queue.
- You know that I love you right?
- I think so.
-Good- he said wrapping his hand around my waist and putting his chin on my head- And now, what ice cream flavour do you want?

Again sorry if it sucks and sorry for posting so late. I was really busy. Hope you won’t hate it 💜💜

deadly-doctor  asked:

🌸🌸🌸idk if you are doing this but I'm kin with Zenyatta (I'm a shy robot shaped like a friend. I hope you are having a good night/ evening/ day ;^; )

zenyatta IS shaped like a friend……..he’s my boyfriend’s favorite overwatch character and he’s an all around pall. he has a kind face, a kind voice, and the direct action I admire in a man

anonymous asked:

hi i just really wanna cuddle yoongi and see him smile irl he makes me so happy. can he be my boyfriend like omg he's so soft i wonder what it'd be like to date him

he would be one of the best boyfriends honestly. seeing that smile in real life probably causes medical miracles because it is so genuine and bright. also I feel like yoongi is a huge cuddler once he’s with someone he really loves

Originally posted by pastelyoonseok

tbh I hope you get to see his smile in person one day, anonie <3