if he doesn't marry her i will

The final episode of Naruto was the most forced, unrealistic, and shitty episode of this anime I’ve ever seen.
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Norma Bates + aggressively nurturing Alex + #ICONIC | for @anextrapart

Okay, I don’t remember asking you to take care of my laundry. Sorry. Next time I’ll leave them on the floor. Well, isn’t that what happens at most motels? The motel owner doesn’t come into your room and pick up your clothes and do your laundry for you. I know you. How does that matter? Of course it matters.

book vs tv show characters
  • book! penny : whiny, pretentious, thinks he's smarter than he is, kind of an asshole
  • tv show! penny : still kind of an asshole but cares too much underneath, hears voices, not pretentious, annoyed by everything (remember when he got fucking stabbed and rolled his eyes at it? #iconic)
  • book! janet : wants what she can't have, a gryffendor, bi and butch, actively dislikes other girls
  • tv show! margo : has a better name, a slytherin, bi and femme, isn't really friends with other girls but doesn't want to destroy them, more canonly bi (the line about thai food implies she doesn't think that girls are interesting sometimes and that she thinks they're attractive all the time)
  • book! asmodeus : 17, smarter than she should be, kills a god, goes by "becky" for some reason
  • tv show! kady : bi as fuck, not seventeen, would die for julia wicker
  • book! josh : can do magic but only sometimes, part of the squad, mostly irrelevant, marries quentin's ex
  • tv show! josh : still irrelevant, ditches the squad, dating victoria who wasn't even in the books
  • book! quentin : depression, trying his best, kind of a fuckboy after alice/penny but he gets better about it, ivy leauge kid
  • tv show! quentin : same thing but with more obvious depression
  • book! julia : deserves better
  • tv show! julia : deserves better
  • book! alice : fucking brilliant, deserved better, i am adopting her bc her parents are shit
  • tv show! alice : deserved better, my brilliant and kind daughter who i am adopting bc her parents are still shit
  • book! eliot : more of a hipster, gay, doesn't marry a woman (@syfy writers - what the fuck???? what the fuck??? what the fuck?????)
  • tv show eliot : trying his best, very sad, covers it up by drinking a lot, qpps with margo, more preppy less hipster, marries a woman because he has to, still gay
Who ham loves...
  • Maria: he loves me!
  • Eliza: bitch he's married to me!
  • Maria: clearly doesn't mean anything to him.
  • Eliza: HE LOVES ME AND NO ONE ELSE, ALEX TELL HER
  • Alex: If it's any consolation i cheated on her as well...
  • Thomas: *tearful* YOU PROMISED NOT TO TELL
  • Alex: *bright red* i was going to say someone else...
  • *Eliza is about to murder a bitch right now.*
  • Eliza: who!
  • Alex: angeli...
  • John: hay Alex! Let's go to the movies u promised!
  • *Alex leaves with him. John pops head around door.*
  • John: bitch's he's mine!
In Secret

“Killian, wake up.”

Killian groaned in protest. He took one look at the clock, and grumbled. It was too early… even for him. “Emma, we had a busy day yesterday, and I’m bloody exhausted. Can we at least wait until the sun comes up?”

They were getting married in a week, and the Charming’s were not only bogging him and Emma down with all sorts of wedding details… they were bickering amongst themselves every step of the way.

Not that he truly wanted to complain. He was marrying the love of his life, and agreed that everything needed to be perfect. Emma deserved no less.

“Do you want to get married or not?” she asked, clearly frustrated that he wasn’t moving fast enough.

“Of course I do,” he sighed, “but we aren’t meeting with the baker until noon. Please darling, let me rest.”

“I’ve been thinking…” she mused. Right in his ear. Bloody hell, the woman was not going to let him sleep. Ignoring his groan, she continued. “Why are we going crazy with my parents? We can get married now.”

“Your mother would kill us,” he reminded her. “She’s spent so much time on this-”

“Oh… we can have that wedding too,” she assured him. “I wouldn’t take that from my parents. But… it’s all kind of overwhelming, don’t you think?”

“What do you mean?” Curiosity now piqued, he sat up and looked at her.

“It’s great,” she said, “and I like the idea of a big, princess-y wedding… but I also like the idea of just you and me… exchanging our vows on the Jolly Roger…”

“Your parents-”

“-Had a secret wedding of their own,” she interrupted. “And they don’t have to know. It doesn’t even have to be official. Just… something you and I can share together… before we do the whole thing in front of the entire town.”

“So, why did you wake me now?” He asked. It was a great idea, but it was also two in the morning.

“Because we have an appointment with the baker at noon,” she said, “and the second the sun rises, my parents will be here, ready for breakfast and another day of wedding planning.”

He didn’t quite catch on until she hopped out of bed and made her way to the bathroom. She meant to do this now. “Emma, who’s going to marry us at this ungodly hour?”

“Lancelot is meeting us at the Jolly in an hour,” she giggled. “Unless you have any objections.”

“No objections at all, love,” he grinned. “But why didn’t you tell me sooner?”

“You were sleeping, I was thinking…” she shrugged. “And fortunately, I wasn’t the only one needing a midnight hot chocolate at Granny’s.”

“We have hot chocolate here…”

“I needed a walk, and so did Lancelot apparently. We got to talking, and now, you need to get up if you want to do this.” She gave him an adorable little smirk, “we can save time by showering together, Captain.”

He didn’t need to be told twice. In a flash, he was following her into the bathroom for a shower.

They wound up being late to their own secret wedding.

2

“That moment in 2005′s Pride and Prejudice when Elizabeth and Darcy are arguing in the rain and both their chests are heaving and with every word they’re moving closer and closer together and Elizabeth shouts “You’re the last man in the world I would ever be prevailed upon to marry!” and she’s like six inches away from Darcy and even though he’s completely crushed he looks at her lips and tilts his head slightly and she catches her breath and her mouth sort of drops open a little like GOD DAMN IT JUST KISS ALREADY” - @bethofbells (original post)

this is officially the second time in several months that a man has casually told that i’d make an excellent wife

and man was this time a doozy

Fake Chats #108
  • Jimin: if this was Romeo and Juliet, I'd be Romeo.
  • Jungkook: who'd be your Juliet? Tae-hyung?
  • Jimin: no! Some pretty girl. Tae would be my Benvolio.
  • Jungkook: who would I be?
  • Jimin: Tybalt?
  • Jungkook: so, you kill me.
  • Jimin: because you killed Tae.
  • Jungkook: but I wouldn't kill Tae.
  • Jimin: even if you hated me and I fell in love with your cousin?
  • Jungkook: well, am I also in love with my cousin?
  • Jimin: that's...weird.
  • Jungkook: so no, probably not. I'd probably make your life hell, but I wouldn't KILL you.
  • Jimin: being Romeo isn't all that great, anyway.
  • Jungkook: well, yeah, guy meets a girl who's like, fourteen probably, thinks he's in love, gets marries, kills her cousin, thinks Juliet died of grief or whatever, and kills himself because the world isn't worth living in without her even though he's only known her for like, FOUR DAYS. Like, it doesn't get much stupider than that.
  • Taehyung: and then Jeon Jungkook was born.
  • Jimin: well, he did commit murder because he's SO NOT in love with his cousin.
  • Jungkook: I'm not in love with my cousin!

anonymous asked:

Kayla I don't think Emma is gay. I feel like she kind of unpopular but she has a crush on this really popular guy. He doesn't like her back in high school but as adults they get married and have cute Steel babies.

I’ve gotten this same ask once a day for the last three days and whoops I’m still not changing it

and don’t worry, Emma can still have cute Steele babies if she’s gay.

anonymous asked:

If your still doing the 5 headcanons, au where the gaang is aged swaped (ie. Oldest is youngest and vice versa)

Twelve-year-old Zuko!  Twelve-year-old Sokka!  Sixteen-year-old Aang and Toph!  Fourteen-year-old Suki, and fifteen-year-old Katara, well I guess for the two of them that is not that big a change.

1. So the important thing is Katara is now the older sister.  This means she bosses twelve-year-old Sokka around something fierce, mostly because he is always doing the kinds of terrifyingly reckless stupid things that give Katara heart palpitations.  It also means that his casual sexism is even more grating on Katara, because she has had three whole more years to become more competent at things than he’s had, and it shows.  Also he still has some baby fat.

2. When Sokka meets Suki, he has one of those hopeless twelve-year-old crushes on her in all her gorgeous, amazing, graceful warrior glory.  She’s not quite as harsh as she is with the sixteen-year-old version, since he’s cuter, and also it would feel like bullying.  She still ties his foot to his hand though.

3. Okay the other important thing is that this means Ozai scarred and banished Zuko as a nine-year-old, because Zuko’s canon childhood wasn’t fucked up enough. Aside from this meaning that Azula is older than he is,it also means that when he finds the Avatar, Aang is sixteen and about a foot taller than little Zuko.  Zuko still manages to be utterly let down by the fact that his opponent is “only a child like [him].”

Aang of course is like, “Excuse you, I’m a teenager.”

4. At some point, Aang puts his hand on Zuko’s head while he punches at him furiously, and Aang takes to calling him the ankle biter.

5. Toph is sixteen, old enough to marry, and not above turning the floor into sharp things with earthbending when people annoy her or potential suitors show up.

anonymous asked:

HC where MC frEAKS OUT whn she realises that marrying Jumin would mean plunging into the unfamiliar and scary life of upper echelons and she's a smol clumsy kawaii ptato that gets jittery because she doesn't want Jumin's reputation go down bcz of her

Author’s note: while I’m still writing about marriage I decided to do this one too :)

Jumin daddy

  • the day Jumin proposed to you was easily the best day of your life
  • jusT THE TINY LITTLE BLUSH THAT CROSSED HIS FACE WHEN HE ASKED YOU
  • STILL GIVES YOU BUTTERFLIES WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT
  • it wasn’t until a week later that it hit you
  • you’re about to marry a high class business man
  • who has a hUGE reputation to uphold his career basically depends on it
  • which means that you now play a big factor in that
  • BUT WAIT
  • JUST THE OTHER DAY YOU FELL INTO THE POOL TRYING TO CLEAN IT
  • AND THEN YOU ACCIDENTALLY SPRAYED BLEACH ON THE GRASS INSTEAD OF WATER
  • and oh god he’s going to lose his job because of you
  • so when he came home to you pacing around the house muttering “marriage… reputation… shit” he picked up on the situation pretty quick
  • “MC, come here. If you’re worried about… the clumsier aspects of your personality ruining my career, you should stop. I fell in love with that side of you, and I know other people will too. Will you have to act a little more professional when I invite you to work dinners? Probably. But don’t let it outshine who you really are.”
  • then he would kiss you on the top of your head and walk away leaving you standing there wondering where this nice Jumin came from
Falsettos (Act 1)
  • Four Jews In A Room Bitching: This WILL Get Stuck In Your Head But You'll Never Be Able To Sing It Out Loud
  • A Tight Knit Family: ~ l i n g u i n i ~
  • Love Is Blind: Her Husband Gave Her Multiple STDs I Think I'm In Love
  • Thrill of First Love: We're Old AND Horny
  • Marvin At The Psychiatrist (A Three Part Mini-Opera): 1) Just Because I Left My Wife For Him Doesn't Mean I LOVE Him Right?? 2) Please Keep It In Your Pants Mendel 3) My Son Hates Me (I Wonder Why)
  • My Father's A Homo: I Hate My Dad (Being Gay Isn't Genetic Jason)
  • Everyone Tells Jason To Go To A Psychiatrist: This Family's A Mess But We Already Knew That
  • This Had Better Come To A Stop: Marvin's A Dick But We Already Knew That
  • I'm Breaking Down: I Just Want To Have Sex Is That Too Much To Ask For
  • Please Come To Our House: What A Lovely Table (Such A Romantic Table)
  • Jason's Therapy: In Which A 10 Year Old Is More Mature Than His Psychiatrist
  • A Marriage Proposal: I Know We Barely Know Each Other But At Least I'm Not Gay?
  • A Tight Knit Family (Reprise): Is It Wrong To Marry A Patient? The Answer Is I Don't Care
  • Trina's Song: Fuck Men But Also /Fuck/ Men
  • March Of The Falsettos: You Finally Understand The Title Of The Musical (Also What The Fuck)
  • Trina's Song (Reprise): Is It Wrong To Marry My Psychiatrist? The Answer Is I Don't Care
  • The Chess Game: Toxic Masculinity: The Song
  • Making A Home: We Are A Normal And Happy Family Please Don't Look Too Closely
  • The Games I Play: Shit I Might Actually Love Him
  • Marvin Hits Trina: Actually Never Mind (Marvin Ruins Everything) (Again)
  • I Never Wanted To Love You: Love? I Don't Know Her
  • Father To Son: Thank God I'm Not Gay (It's Too Late For Marvin To Fix His Mistakes But Damn If He Doesn't Try)

avatarsymbolismsblogs  asked:

au + 5 hc -genderbent Maiko. The Earth King marries Fire Princess Zuko

Genderswap AUs, AKA the many many many possibilities for girl!Zuko’s name. Today we are going with Kazuko.

1. When Kazuko is thirteen, her uncle helps her sneak into a war meeting, and she speaks out in defense of newly recruited Fire Nation soldiers being used to bait a trap for the Earth Kingdom. She is told she must fight an Agni Kai for the insult, and when the opponent turns out to be her own father, the kneels down and refuses to fight. He burns her for the disgrace.

Instead of banishing her, he takes advantage of the customs of the enemy. He tells her thst if she loves the Earth Kingdom so much, she can marry into it. The fact that she was defending Fire Nation soldiers goes unnoticed, and as soon as she is reasonably healed, she is packed in a boat and sent to the Earth King.

2. She is of course much too young for Kuei, and their marriage is never consumated. It was expected that it would be when she was older, but instead, for three years she lives the cloistered life of a queen in Ba Sing Se, and if she thought her mother’s life was restrictive, it’s got nothing on this. She figures out pretty quickly it’s Long Feng who is really in charge, and she isn’t sure her husband, who she sees only rarely, actually understands why he married a scarred child other than the vague word “politics”. She doesn’t think he understands the treaty he signed, or why she is here, or any of the things that even as Ozai’s despised and disregarded daughter, she knows.

3. The treaty Kazuko’s father signed with the Earth King (or more accurately with Long Feng) is that the Fire Nation will leave Ba Sing Se and its surrounding territories alone and instead continue their campaigns of conquest in Earth territory not within the Earth King’s dominion, and Ba Sing Se’s forces will not be used to defend those territories. This suits Ozai fine. He has no intention of tackling Ba Sing Se just yet, and in the meantime, he can scoop up some suddenly much easier conquests. It is however a treaty he intends to break, and Kazuko walks into her marriage knowing this. The only question is what is she supposed to do when the Fire Nation does attack. Is she to be killed as a useless hostage, will she die at the hands of her father’s forces? Does he expect her to be a double agent for him? In the end, she keeps Azula’s presence secret for her and sides with her to conquer the city. For her pains, she is named governor of Ba Sing Se.

It’s there in the city that Mai and Kazuko kindle their child crushes into romance, and Mai chooses to stay behind with her in Ba Sing Se. Azula, who has suffered far fewer defeats without an interfering sibling around, says okay.

4. Governing Ba Sing Se is no easy task. Azula may see it as a suitable job for an idiot unwanted sister, but it actually takes a lot of skill and hard work to disentangle th Dai Li, keep the peace, and cement the Fire Nation conquest. And then there is managing the occupation. Kazuko, who has spent the last three years banging her head against the brick wall that is Long Feng and the Dai Li does not appreciate the Fire Nation officers and officials who try to treat her and her city the same way. She and Mai work hard, long hours trying to make it work. But they are women from a conquering empire, and they are not well loved. Much of the underground critisism is extremely misogynistic in nature, and some of the writers even manage to guess the nature of her and Mai’s relationship, or at least post lurid accusations to that effect. It’s lots of fun.

5. It’s Iroh who teaches the Avatar how to firebend, Iroh who warns them what Ozai intends to use the comet for, and Katara and Toph who go to take Azula on together. Iroh goes to liberate Ba Sing Se and also his neice, who he hasn’t seen in more than three years. He has a crown princessship to offer her if she wants it. Kuei, who shows up not long after the White Lotus retake the city is like, “You can’t go? We’re married? In the Earth Kingdom we don’t do divorce?” and Kazuko is like, “In the Fire Nation, we totally do, get fucked, Kuei, our marriage wasn’t consumated anyway.” She leaves it to Mai and Iroh to put this in more diplomatic language.

anonymous asked:

Throwback to season 1 when the group found Jasper hanging from a tree half dead. When Clarke fell and Bellamy caught her and hesitated for a while. After they all pulled her up Finn told Wells to stay with Clarke and keep an eye out for Bellamy so he doesn't hurt her. But now both Finn and Wells are dead and Bellamy protects Clarke better than they ever did combined and omg this relationship development I cant even. They are so married no matter what anyone says

I honestly never saw that pit fall scene the way a lot of people did, as proof that Bellamy was a bad guy. I saw it as the reverse. It was that “you didn’t hesitate” moment that showed his true character. It wasn’t romantic to me. It was a moment of clarification to both Clarke AND Bellamy, that he was NOT going to sacrifice her, that his instinct was to protect and save. That moment of hesitation was really about eye contact and recognition, not him thinking about dropping her, but about how he would not. 

I know people use that as proof of his bad character… but if it proved his bad character, then we would have seen him dropping people and letting them die and not jumping off cliffs for them, which didn’t happen. His instinct is to save, not just Clarke, but everyone. So with all that knowledge of how he behaves and who he is, we get to look back over that moment and see how reading it as a moment of heroic revelation fits so much better than reading it as proof that he was going to kill Clarke. 

Finn! What did Finn know? He hated Bellamy from the beginning because he thought he was competition for The Princess. And his character was proved to be divisive, trying to split the group into us vs them, cutting down Bellamy and going behind Clarke’s back to force her hand in major decisions. He definitely sided with Wells, thinking it would make him stronger against Bellamy. He thought Bellamy was the danger. Remember when they were both on the same side about letting Jasper die, though? Sorry I know I went off track a bit.

They’ve definitely both come a long way and their partnership has become this amazing thing. Unshakeable.

I understand that Jane married Michael, and in that moment, chose to be with him, but that in no way diminishes her potential future with Rafael. There was a time when she chose Rafael and Michael was the one on the outskirts. Feelings change - Jane’s did several times. 

I get it, people are pissed that he’s dead. If I shipped them, I would be too, but this is a show written in the format of a telenovela. There has to be drama. Look at the amount of times Xo and Rogelio have broken up, or even Petra and Rafael. Jane at one point made a decision to be with Michael, but looking at the format of the other relationships on the show - and telenovelas in general - there is no such thing as smooth sailing. There needs to be drama. There needs to be a lot of back and forth. That is how the show functions. So yes, she chose to marry Michael and yes, she adored him, but loving someone and losing them, doesn’t mean that you can’t learn to love someone else. If he hadn’t died, they probably would have dragged the love triangle on using another method. This is a telenovela and the show has consistently been propelled forward by love triangles and chaotic romantic plot points. 

melody-otakuu  asked:

My mom asked if eren and mikasa were gonna get married and I was like THE FUCK U SAYING. then I was like , eren doesn't love mikasa, he loves Levi. And then she was like, oh so when do they get married. And I was like in chapter 63917493 😢 my mom is so gullible wtf

Be careful with her you don’t wanna start a shipping war in your own home

thej13579  asked:

Asami for the 4 headcanon meme!

What I think realistically:

She might be able to work with the man professionally but she still really really wants to knock Varrick’s teeth down his throat.  She also has a strong, solid friendship with Mako that revolves around them snarking at people in private.  She finds him infinitely less obnoxious when she isn’t trying to date him and he doesn’t feel like he has to protect her and take care of her or something.

What is hilarious:

I absolutely buy into the headcanon that Asami’s mother and Tahno and possibly Asami herself all share the same hair stylist.  this hair stylist is a waterbender, who uses bending to get all the hair cremes and goops into exactly the right place, and got so sick of Tahno showing up with minor hair problems, they taught Tahno how to style his specific style just to make him go away.  This stylist is the “in” stylist, and many of the people who can’t afford a ‘do from the real deal get knock-off styles.

What is soul-crushing:

Everybody thinks Hiroshi took such good care of Asami after her mother died.  This is an illusion that she has helped maintain as a child and as a teen, but in reality, she did a lot of taking care of him.  She was fed, clothed, and nurtured by a string of nannies while Hiroshi sunk deeper into depression and revenge fantasies.  She was the one who would make sure he ate and slept, and struggled to keep his lack of functionality secret.  It was a difficult and painful period of her life, and she has never known how to talk about it.

What doesn’t work but I don’t care:

When she and Korra get married, Korra takes her name.  This is one way to restore the honor and prestige of the Sato family name.

anonymous asked:

The reason it matters when sakura chases and follows sasuke is because it's romantic.Naruto and sasuke are a platonic bond,they both care for each other deeply.Sakura however cares far more for sasuke then I believe he ever did for her,at least until he married her.This doesn't mean I think he dident care for her before their marriage,but he never cared about her upon the same level she did.So when she puts so much effort into him when he doesn't share a strong bond with her,sak seems pathetic

No, it’s literally the same thing.

Naruto and Sasuke’s bond being platonic doesn’t prove anything at all. Naruto still regarded Sasuke every bit as highly as Sakura did. You say both Naruto and Sasuke care for each other deeply, so why can’t you say the same for Sasuke and Sakura? Because he tried to kill her? Do I even have to explain how hypocritical that sounds? Besides, he was engulfed in hatred, so it’s not exactly lik he was evere gonna seem to care for her or Naruto as much as they did for him.

By your logic, Sasuke never cared for Naruto anywhere near the level Naruto cared about Sasuke, because he treated Naruto far worse than he ever did to Sakura. So now what? Literally the only thing you proved here, is that going by your own logic, Naruto seems even more pathetic than Sakura, since he went through far worse than Sakura did on Sasuke’s behalf.

The “strong bond” you speak of with regards to Naruto and Sasuke, at least prior to him being saved from his hatred, was one of empathy, not affection. The affection was always obvious from Naruto’s side. However, for Sasuke, his affection was always far more concealed. yet whenever it did surface, that which he displayed for Naruto was never any higher than that which he harboured for Sakura. Why? Because every single time that Sasuke thought about them in an affectionate manner:

He thought about both of them, not just Naruto; he always thought of them together. Sasuke held the same level of affection for both Naruto and Sakura, and yet Naruto went through far more and was treated far worse, all for Sasuke’s sake. So who seems pathetic here? Correct answer? Neither of them. Answer according to your logic? Well, it’s certainly not Sakura.

I’m afraid your point is null and void.