if anything :

Bardic Inspiration

(Context) our party had gotten split up and it just left two support characters and a fighter alone.
DM: since the druid capsized the boat., you’re going to need to climb up the cliff. Make an athletics check.

Gnome Jewish bard: “I think… We may need some… Inspiration”
*Pulls out a REAL recorder and proceeds to play Hava Nagila*

everyone is in tears laughing
Druid (OOC): he’s been practicing all week…

Petition for @iamzachvalenti to read out excerpts from The Martian in Doug Eiffel’s voice

Because

And, as we all know, probes often refuse to obey directives, choosing instead to attack humans on sight So far, Pathfinder hasn’t tried to kill me. But I’m keeping an eye on it.

I mean

I can’t wait till I have grandchildren. “When I was younger, I had to walk to the rim of a crater. Uphill! In an EVA suit! On Mars, ya little shit! Ya hear me? Mars!”

really

Yes of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshipped.

come on

Messy study thing with Mobu because I hate studies but I love Mobu…///

OK but……Bob….literally had no reason………to not say anything……..about bellarke…….if it wasn’t going……to be romantic………like……there’s no point…..in saying nothing………if nothing was happening……and Bob…..wouldn’t lie to us……..if it wasn’t happening…….he’d straight up tell us……he doesn’t think it’s romantic……..but that’s not what we got today……….