if anyone wanted to see it

i was going to draw this but i Suck so just take a moment to imagine this Good Shit:
  • jason excitedly runs up to janet like “janet janeT JANET JANET JANET!!!!! I WANT A REAL LIFE PIKACHU LIKE AN ACTUAL ALIVE PIKACHU I PROMISE ILL FEED IT AND TAKE IT FOR WALKS PLEEEEEAAAASE”
  • with zero hesitation janet conjures up a writhing pile of about ten pikachus and drops them directly on top of jason
  • he falls to the floor covered in them and cries the purest tears of joy any human being has ever cried as they crawl all over him and nuzzle him
  • janet looks on affectionately
  • they are now his best friends
  • everyone agrees he can keep them if he keeps them out of sight which means only in the budhole or like… on tahani’s tennis courts or something. no walking them in the town. there’s no way anyone would buy that he was still being tortured if they saw this display of actual sunshine

okay story time y’all

like 7 years ago on my first heartgold file i had a togekiss that i taught metronome. now, being a kid with little to no knowledge on proper battling and also fond of depending on chance, i used the hell out of metronome, it was this togekiss’s main move more or less. 

which did about as well as you expect from depending on metronome, except in one battle

i was fighting some grass type. i use metronome, metronome becomes fly

all fine and dandy

the opponent uses encore

so togekiss needs to finish fly, right, it’s a two-turn move? except it can only use metronome due to encore. so it does. and gets some totally normal one-turn move that is definitely not fly

togekiss proceeds to make its attacks without ending its fly mid-turn invulnerability, for eternity. i can’t even open a menu to switch out or use an item. it keeps using metronome endlessly

it eventually ends when the opponent faints & i had the option of switching out, but 12-year-old me was severely freaked out that my togekiss became invisible, invincible, and self-commanding

EDIT: ur right it had to be encore then fly, cause it cant hit through the invincibility (this happened when i was 12 i forgot little details like move order oops,,)

an anxious boyo

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Of course it was all a joke! Were you in on this? Did Damien put you up to this? Of course he did. Damien, where are you, you rapscallion? Where are you? Celine? Oh, it’s time to come out now!

Key animation from Yuri Plisetsky GPF in Barcelona EX “Welcome to The Madness” by Tatenaka Junpei

She’s white, medium size, and has brown circles around her eyes.

  • me opening a trench coat to reveal my dragon sized hoard of pirated cams of shows i cant see legally because im broke and dont live in new york: hey kids wanna see some musicals???

I haven’t animated in so long??

mini messengers.