I loooooooved your cole headcanons especially the Les miserables ones! Do you have anymore?
kakdakks thank you, I don’t think you understand how much I love this boy ❤
I refer back to a few from this post so if you haven’t seen it
- Jay: what the hell are you doing?
Cole: I am doing my eyebrows.
Jay: that’s a big ass mirror.
Cole: I have big ass, eyebrows.
- “My brows are bigger than my future”
- Nya: cole please just let me pluck one of your eyebrows
Cole: if you take my source of power I will be rendered useless in battle and you will all die without me
- One time they shrunk his favourite t shirt in the washing so he cut the sleeves off and wore it as a crop top
- Emo teen phase?? Emo teen phase.
- “I’m just trying to look like my HERO, JOE JONAS.”
- He pierced his own ear and then cried because it hurt so he took it out. Don’t worry he got both pierced properly when he was older.
- You think he has emo hair now you should’ve seen it before
- Sometimes it still surfaces:
Nya: Wu, how did unlock your full potential?
Wu: well you see, when I was a young boy-
Cole: *bursts through the door* MY FATHER, TOOK ME INTO THE CITY, TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
- They had to do a time capsule when they were at school and Cole’s dream job was to be a full time employee at Hot Topic
- Cole had braces and unfortunately didn’t burn all photographic evidence so his dad literally shows everyone that comes round ever.
- “Look how straight his teeth are now!!” “Dad the milkman does not care about my teeth now please get your hands off my mouth”
- He learnt from shaving his head last time, so he ties it up a lot until he can get a proper haircut. Is he the most beautiful boy you’ve ever seen? Yes.
- “Cole how do you like your coffe?” “As black as my soul.”
- Child: wow I wanna be just like you when I grow up!!
Cole: haha you mean dead inside?
Cole: haha, yo u mean,, super strong??
- *Skulkin running at ninja*
Nya: Cole, I need you to buy me some time!
Cole: how exactly am I supposed to- NYA NO COME BACK
Cole: what would my hero Joe Jonas do…. I know! *Jumps in front of skulkin* STOP!
Cole: … *bursts into an impromptu dance battle*
- Les mis for you my friend:
- Eponine is his fave ok he’s like “girl I feel you I too would take a bullet for Marius"
- No seriously Eponine is his girl, one time he was just in his room singing “on my own” while looking out the window at the rain really getting into it. Nya walks by and bursts out laughing and Cole is like IT’S EMOTIONAL OK and Nya is like nah I think she needs to get over him and stop whining tbh and Cole is like >:O !!! And doesn’t talk to her for a week. When she tries to apologise she gets a 3 hour lecture on how Eponine’s bravery and sacrifice clearly makes her the best character in the musical.
Also I’m cry @eyeofthewolfe did one of the best covers of on my own here pls listen to it she’s so talented
- Kai was trying to convince Wu to let him fight garmadon and he got really mad and told him no, and it was silent for a while until Kai started singing “I dreamed a dream in time gone byyyyyy” and Cole screamed for 27 seconds solid and swears it was the best day of his life
- Wu: Jay something needs picking up from the store, you need to go get it
Cole, quietly: look down, look down, you’ll always be a slave…
- Once they were literally going stir crazy when no one needed saving so they re-enacted the entire musical themselves
- so @theninjaofcake sent me this video of a young boy playing Val Jean and was like it baby theatre Cole!!! And I have never agreed with anything more in my life
- I know it’s not technically a musical but Moulin Rouge is his favourite film. It’s one of the only films that will make him cry every time without fail
- When he first gets his super strength he keeps forgetting he has it so they’ll be like “hey can you toss me that pen” and he’s like “oh sure” *throws pen half way across ninjago*
Cole: *excitedly runs to Jay’s room* JAY GUESS WHAT *rips off door*
Jay: you need help Cole
Cole: I know
- Literally my favourite thing about season 7 is when Cole is like “uhhhh oops new hands!!!” and drops the cup on the floor when he doesn’t wanna drink it, so I’m sure he does it all the time.
- Jay: cole help me carry this box it’s really heavy
Cole: oh sure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*halfway up the stairs*
Cole: oh no ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I suddenly am losing feeling in my hands ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jay: COLE NO DON’T YOU DARE DON’T-
Cole: oOPS NEW HANDS ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *drops box on jay*
Jay, from the bottom of the stairs under a smashed box with the contents scattered on the floor: I hate you. I really really hate you. Were it not for the laws of this land I would have slaughtered you.
- Cole is so good at getting himself out of trouble. He tried to heat up an entire carton of milk, still in the carton, in the microwave and blew it up and somehow managed to convince sensei that it was Kai.
- He was rumbled when he tried to blame something on Zane and Zane was like D: and Cole was like “no I can’t do this it was me I’m a filthy liar, Zane I’m so sorry bby"
- He will not call a villain by their real name.
- “Well if it isn’t grannydon”
- “If pyth-whore shows up one more time I am going to bitch slap him into next Thursday”
- “Oh hello bore-o. Stinky ghost boy. Go steal the realm crystal ugly.” “Cole you’re also a ghost” “yeah but I’m not STINKY”
- I mentioned that he hated singing and dancing because he was forced into it and it wasn’t what he wanted to do with his life, but now that he’s grown and he’s happy with who he is he really appreciates the talent he’s been given. He enjoys it when he’s just singing because he wants to and not cause he was forced. So now thank you for the music is his anthem
- Zane: I have never done anything wrong ever in my life
Cole: I know this and I love you
- As you’ve seen from my previous list he is gay but will he hit on girls that Kai is trying to hit on just to get on his nerves?? Absolutely
- Wu: Cole why is your jacket moving what have you got in there?
Cole, sweating: n othing,,,
Cole’s jacket: *barks*
Cole: IM SORRY I GAVE HIM A CHIP AND HE FOLLOWED ME HOME
Wu: he followed you home. In your jacket.
Cole: IN MY JACKET, JUST JUMPED RIGHT IN
Jay: how come Wu let you keep a puppy
Cole: because he agreed that there should be someone else living here that’s as beautiful as me since none of you are clearly anywhere near our level
Jay: he doesn’t know he’s still here does he
Cole: no and if you tell him I’ll tell Nya that her favourite pair of pants went missing because you tried them on and got stuck and had to cut them off
- Cole: you’re back from your date early
Kai: I got stood up
Cole: aw that sucks… do you think they walked in, took one look at you and then changed their mind?
- He makes fun of them all the time but they know he’s just messing. He would actually commit murder for his friends if anyone hurt them
- Drinks his respecting women juice 3 times a day
- Cole doesn’t get sick. Well he does, but he refuses to accept it.
- “Cole you’ve had like 2 hours sleep and you can barely stand, go home" “not to fear, I drank an entire bottle of cough syrup so I am A-OK” *passes out*
- Wu: Cole where’s my tea?
Cole: idk where’s my mom? >:/
Wu: … that’s fair
- Cole: I’m telling my mom on you
Jay: you don’t have one
Cole: fine then I’m telling your mom
Jay: I don’t have a mom either
Jay: I’m adopted
Cole: eDNA JAY MADE A JOKE ABOUT HOW YOU’RE NOT HIS REAL MOM
Jay: COLE NO YOU’RE SUCH A GRASS