First 50 pages of LoS: A Summary
Kit Drama Storyline:
Kit: I AM A REBELLIOUS TEENAGER, YOU DON’T CONTROL ME!!!!! I FORGE MY OWN DESTINY, JULIAN, I DON’T NEED YOU. *steals daggers with fancy-ass hilts* I AM A ROOOOOOOOKKKKKKKK. FUCK OFF!!!!!!
Jace: You’re an idiot. You will die really fast. Think with your brain.
Julian: NO. NO LEAVING YOU LITTLE MONSTER. YOU ARE STAYING HERE WHERE I CAN MAKE SURE THAT NOTHING HAPPENS TO YOU BECAUSE I’M IN CHARGE AND MY BABY BRO IS IN LOVE WITH YOU AND ALSO MY WIFE SAID TO PROTECT YOU AND ADD YOU TO MY COLLECTION OF CHILDREN.
Ty: *sleeping outside of Kit’s room every night*
Kit: *no comment*
Me: KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY.
Emma: *concerning a goldfish that Mark got for her* Mark, we’d never be able to properly take care of it!
Mark: *is sad* Okay. That’s true. *dumps fish into the ocean* Be free, little fishy!
Julian: Anyone gonna tell him that he just killed that fish?
Cristina: Please don’t, he’s acting so innocent and adorable, don’t kill his joy.