if an otp does not make you cry

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Who’s more likely to find who wearing their clothes?:
Who enunciates hand holding?:
Who likes having their hair washed by who?:
Who likes to slow dance?:
Muse that’s more likely to fall asleep with their head in the others lap?:
Muse that does all the cuddling in a blanket fort?:
Who hogs most of the covers at night?:
Muse who nuzzles the others shoulder to get them to give them a head rub?:
How do they share a desert? Two forks or one?:
Who gets jealous more easily?:
Who gets angered more easily?
How do they go to sleep at night?:
Who gets the most shoulder rubs?:
What are there arguments/fights like? How often do they fight?:
Who is more likely to throw things in fights?:
How do they make it up to each other/apologize after an argument?
Do they have nicknames for each other?:
Caring for each other while ill, how does the other muse go about it?:
Who’s more likely to be patching the others wound?:
Muse that says ‘I told you so’, after they come home from the beach and other muse is burnt to a crisp while whining how bad it hurts for not listening and putting on sunblock after the other muse repeatedly told them they’d get burnt?:
Your otp has a newborn baby, who gets up in the middle of the night when he/she cries?:
Your muse’s of the otp reaction to finding the others crying about something? And how do they make them feel better?:
What would they be like as parents?:
What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts?
Who enunciates taking a bath together?:
Who likes who playing with their hair?:
The place they mostly likely accidentally fall asleep together?:

4

I love how her hand stays on his chest, caressing, the engagement ring sparkling on her finger, while she whispers his name trying to wake him up, how relieved she is when he does. And him saying it’s you, My you, after seeing how a world without them not knowing each other, not being together looks like, he’s back to the Beckett he loves, who loves him and wants to marry him.

*opens trench coat* Do ya wanna buy an alternate Bleach ending? I sell them in multiple ships and you can get an Alive!Ukitake au for a discount.

Otp parents meme with Harry Styles:

Originally posted by thedailystyles

Requested by @fionnredhead / @androgynoustyles

A/N: Nope, I don’t write for singers in general, but I couldn’t say no to my girl Gabe, so here I am, writing for one of the most important persons in my life again (my 13 years old me is probably crying right now)

  • Who’s the one to wake up the kids:

You are, and you also have to wake up Harry sometimes because he doesn’t sleep like he should all the time

  • Who makes the breakfast:

It switchs - sometimes you do, sometimes he does, sometimes all of you do and it’s just a huge family mess, etc

  • Who’s the one to cry for everything:

Harry. He’s emotional, you know that. So if he sees his kids doing something adorable or whatever, he will probably have tears on his eyes (but in a cool way)

  • Who’s the more discipline parent and who’s the more lenient one:

I feel like you’re the one who has to teach the kids some discipline, since Harry spends a lot of time away from home. I mean, he knows how to educate his children, but he’s definitely way more lenient than you

  • Who helps with the science fair:

You do, because Harry will be just as excited as the kids about it, so he won’t actually help, he will watch everything with an amazed look on his face as if his kids were genius for building up a vulcan or something

  • Who does baby talk:

He does! He had an special voice to talk to the kids (when they were still babies, you know?)

  • Who wakes up for midnight feedings:

Both of you do, but usually you do more than him

  • Who’s the one who always worries:

Harry. It doesn’t matter if something small happened, like one of the kids got a bruise while playing on the backyard, he will be worried

  • Who picks up the kids early from school for some fun:

Harry does, and he’s like “we’re not telling your mom about this, alright?” - then he takes the kids to have ice cream or to have lunch on Anne’s house

  • Who’s the competitive parent:

You two are, which means that things are a little bit hard for the kids, although you let them win sometimes (but only sometimes)

  • Who kisses the ouches:

Harry does, while you’re the one who hugs them and put some medicine on it

  • Who’s the sucker for the puppy eyes:

Both of you, although you can resist it sometimes. Harry can’t, so if he’s telling the kids “no, we’re not gonna do this” or something like that, and they look up at him with those puppy eyes, he will definitely do what they want to - and will curse everyone and everything because he always used puppy eyes against people and now it’s his turn to suffer with them

  • Who makes the “dad jokes”:

I can’t even explain how awful are Harry’s dad jokes (or just jokes in general)

  • Who embarrassed their kid for fun:

You two, just like a team 

  • Who’s the over protective one:

Harry is, and nobody can tell him to stop protecting the kids (he likes to have them under his wing)

  • Who’s the “take a sweater!” parent:

Both of you (but mostly you, I guess)

8

You deserve someone worthy of you and that isn’t me. That’s not what I’ve been saying. I know, that’s what I’m saying. You deserve someone better because you are selfless to a nauseating degree. You always put your daughter first even though the ungrateful urchin does nothing to contribute to the rent. So you deserve someone worthy of that grace. Someone that knows every crime scene breaks your heart even though you’d never admit it. Someone who actually appreciated your impossibly boring middle name.. ‘Jane’.

Fangirls language

This is a guide for those who try to read a fangirl’s blog and understand it.

  1. “Bias” = the person you like the most
  2. “Guns” = arm muscles
  3. “I hate you” = I fucking love you but you ruin my life
  4. “Asdfghjkl” = I’m so excited I can’t write real words
  5. “I wanna punch you in the face” = another way to say you ruin my life
  6. “to ship” = from relationship, term used when you pair 2 people you would like to be together
  7. “OTP” = One True Pair, but fangirls have more than one
  8. “Life ruiner” = your bias and his talent/charm/look makes you dedicate your life to him so tha’t why he/she ruins your life
  9. “I can’t” = when you’re too fascinated by sth your bias does
  10. “What is air” = 1. when you see a hot picture/gif and you literally can’t breath; 2. when you see a funny post/picture/gif and you can’t breath bc of how much you laugh
  11. “I’m crying” = whenever your bias does sth
  12. “Ultimate bias” = that one person you will forever love no matter how many biases you already have
  13. “Are you even real?” = when you see a nice picture of your bias
  14. “Comeback” = when your favorite artist/band release a new song/album
  15. “Why are you doing this to me?” = whenever your bias do sth
  16. “Fandom” = second family

You can add more of those. 

alberto-rozende  asked:

guess who's back, back again??? you fav pain in the ass is here tell a friend!!! so... PROMPT: raphael is drunk and magnus calls simon because "he's babbling about you, shawn. i can't handle him anymore, come pick him up!"

It’s 2am when Simon gets a call from Raphael, or Raphael’s phone at least since it was Magnus Bane that spoke.

“he’s babbling about you, shawn. i can’t handle him anymore, come pick him up!" 

"That’s n-not his name” Raphael grumbled and after several scrambling noises finally came on the phone “Simon" 

"Where are you?” Simon asked already half dressed to go find Raphael. 

“Pandemonium” “wait there, I’m coming” Simon was already out the door of the boat house. 

 He knew that tone. It was the same his mother would use after she’d have too many glasses of wine at the dinner table, it was the same she used when she came to tuck him into bed but the scent of vodka would keep him awake for the rest of the night.

He got to pandemonium within five minutes. It was much easier to get in the club this time around “I’m here for Magnus Bane” was all it took for the bouncer to remove the velvet ropes. 

The crowd of club goers had thinned out tremendously so pinpointing Raphael and Magnus sitting at the bar was easy.  

“Simon” Raphael yelled over the music and threw his arms around Simon’s neck “take me home"  

"Go, it’ll take you straight to his room at the DuMort” Magnus said and snapped his fingers to create a portal. 

Raphael was unsteady on his feet so Simon placed a hand on his waist to hold him up. 

“Come lets go home” Raphael slurred.  

“Yeah home” Simon said and directed Raphael into the portal.

 Raphael’s room at the hotel took up an entire floor, it had anything and everything you can

 It took several seconds for Simon to find his balance once they stepped out of the portal, it was much more difficult when he had to hold up himself and Raphael. 

Once they were standing straight again Raphael pushed away from Simon hold and stumbled over to his bed and laid down, his feet dangling off the bed and arms stretched out. A meritless laugh escaped his lips before it broke into sobs.

 Simon stood frozen in the middle of the room, unsure of what to do and watched. Raphael raised his hands and gestured for him to come over. Raphael turned on his side and patted the spot infront of him.

 Simon kicked off his shoe and laid on the bed and stared at Raphael. Raphael reached out and stroked Simon’s cheek.

“What did I do wrong? Why didn’t you stay?” Raphael asked and Simon thought that it was because he was drunk, he didn’t know what he was saying. But he remembered when he was nine and hiding behind Luke.

“Why does she cry about dad when she’s drunk?” he asked.

“Because that’s when she has the courage to let go” Luke had told him.

“I did everything I could” Raphael sobbed “all I wanted was to make up for my mistakes”

 “You did nothing wrong Rapha, it’s ju-“

 “Then stay? Come back home and stay with me?”

 “Can I really come back?” Simon asked though he felt at home already, here with Raphael. With Raphael.

 Raphael shifted closer and buried his face in Simon’s chest “yes baby, come back”

Otp parents meme with Tony Stark:

Originally posted by buckybarnres

Requested by @fionnredhead (aka @androgynoustyles, aka my girl G)

  • Who’s the one to wake up the kids:

When he’s home, he is - Tony likes to take the kids to the lab with him sometimes

  • Who makes the breakfast:

If he’s the one who woke up the kids, he does (and he will leave some for you too, obviously)

  • Who’s the one to cry for everything:

You are! Tony will love to see them doing something adorable or really smart, but he will only hug them and say “I’m proud of you” while you’re the one who’s crying

  • Who’s the more discipline parent and who’s the more lenient one:

Since Tony didn’t actually felt like his father loved him when he was young, I feel like he’s more lenient than you. He doesn’t like to push the kids or to make them feel bad, so whenever there is a problem he doesn’t scream or get mad, he talks to them

  • Who helps with the science fair:

Tony of course!!!!!!!! And he’s gonna be so happy to see his kids all excited about science 

  • Who does baby talk:

You do, and it always makes Tony laugh his ass off because it’s really damn cute and funny

  • Who wakes up for midnight feedings:

Tony does, because of his insomnia :\

  • Who’s the one who always worries:

Both of you, but for different reasons. Tony always think that someone may try to kidnap the kids just for revenge or something, while you’re worrying about if they’re eating fine while they’re on school

  • Who picks up the kids early from school for some fun:

Tony do this at least twice a month

  • Who’s the competitive parent:

You are, which makes him laugh because if the kids win a game that you’re playing with them, you will pout just like a baby

  • Who kisses the ouches:

You do - Tony is more like “oh, that’s nothing, it’s not even bleeding” 

  • Who’s the sucker for the puppy eyes:

Tony is, and believe me, he spoils the kids a lot. Whatever they want, they got it, thanks to their father that doesn’t know how to deny something to them

  • Who makes the “dad jokes”:

You do, and Tony will either roll his eyes at you or laugh until he’s crying

  • Who embarrassed their kid for fun:

Tony does all. the. freaking. time

  • Who’s the over protective one:

He is, for the same reasons I said before

  • Who’s the “take a sweater!” parent: 

Both of you do all the time, and it gets to the point that none of you has to say it anymore, because the kids already know that they’re not leaving without taking a sweater

anonymous asked:

hating something as real and flawless as hobrien is like hating love: it just makes no sense. could you draw sterek (stiles & derek) meeting hobrien (dylan & tyler), please? thank u! ps: I wanna thank that hilarious scott/posey stan troll for inspiring my request. thanks, buddy! ;D

I drew…. each of these guys at a different time… you can see the difference in the art styles omg I cry, such a beautiful ask does not deserve such a shitty drawing I am so sorry ;; But sterek and hobrien are my forever otps, even though my shitty art doesn’t convey that <3

whY noT
  • everyone else: don't--
  • me: what do you mean I can't watch,fangirl,cry about my anime,read fanfics that are over 100K words,feel attacked after seeing a NOTP in an OTP tag,cry, screaming over official fan art,freaking about upcoming seasons, howl about character development,crying about ships,screaming,fangirling,screaming,reading hundreds of doujinshis,making 7 thousand fan accs(one for each anime),realize that it is 1am and I need to sleeP,have anxiety,cry over how hot anime ppl are,scream,die when a ship does something supEr gAy,buy a shit ton of anime merch,make "protection squads",join an anime cult, screAm my life story,have posters all over my walls, have a shrine devoted to your OTP,cry about how you have more than 7,000 ships,form depression from an angst fic,sing theme songs, scream "gAY" in public, and cry about how fucked up my life is???

anway  fun  fact  i  have  literally  never  been  in  love,  so  sometimes  i  watch  things  or  hear  things  where  people  like  ,,,  make  stupid  decisions  for  love  &  i  just  ,,,,  can’t  relate.  all  i  do  is  sit  there  like  ‘  are  you  fucking  serious  ?  ’  

Beautiful

The tension was unbearable as Christine cried silently in the corner, distraught over Erik’s confession that he didn’t want nor like children. She had just discovered that morning she was pregnant and Erik’s reaction to this news hadn’t been great. He knew now was the time to come clean and really explain why he was so afraid to have children. Sighing, he ran a hand over his face, shutting his eyes tight as the words tumbled out of his mouth.

“Christine, what I said about children isn’t entirely true. There is more to it than that…The reason I don’t want children is because…” He sighed shakily and gulped, “I am terrified that the child would end up looking like me. And that is something that I would never be able to forgive myself for.” He didn’t even watch to see her reaction, instead stared at a spot on the ground. He felt the mattress sag next to him as she sat down and felt her hand rest over his hand, but he still did not look at her.

“That’s truly what you’re afraid of? That the child will look like you?”

“You have no idea the fear and the… shame that that brings me. If I can barely look at myself in the mirror without feeling repulsed, then how on earth would I be able to look at my own child?” Christine said nothing, the only noise in the room being the wind that whistled through hidden cracks in the ceiling. When Erik felt his hand being pulled, he did not question it, only allowed Christine to lead him away to wherever she was headed. He was not expecting her to take him to her walk in wardrobe which contained the only mirror in the house and he physically balked, restraining against her pull.

“Christine, what are you doing?”

“I need to show you something.” She opened the shuttered doors, flicked on the light switch and took Erik around the corner. It wasn’t very big inside but it was enough for Christine and she loved having a floor length mirror that reflected the light even more. She pulled Erik in front of the mirror and he looked away, avoiding his reflection as if it were the plague. “Please, don’t.” Christine went to stand behind him, threading her arms around his stomach that tensed underneath her touch before running her hands up to his chest.

“Look into the mirror, love. I want you to tell me what you see.” She said soothingly.

“I am not playing this game!” Erik barked back, but calmed immediately when she placed a gentle kiss on the top of his spine.

“Please, love. Just look.” It took him a while but he acquiesced and grimaced in disgust when he saw his reflection. It looked worse than it ever had done, his skin pale and taught in places, it didn’t take him long to look away.

“I see an ugly, disgusting man who has corrupted you and has already probably corrupted the little being inside of you.” He spat out moodily, clenching his long fingers into tight fists. Christine poked her head out from behind him and snuggled under his arm, pulling it over her shoulder so that she could rest her head on his chest.

“That’s funny because I don’t see that at all.” She murmured, threading her fingers through his own. “I see a wonderful, beautiful man who gave me everything I could ever ask for. I see a man who has suffered so much hardship and yet finds the love inside him to share it with me, someone who doesn’t deserve as much as she has been given. I see the man I fell in love with and the face that I adore because it makes you who you are.” She then stepped in front of him and took his face into her hands, placing kisses against his deformity. “I love every ridge, every bump, every blemish, I love your lips, I love your eyes.” Christine then placed a firm kiss against his lips, trying to ignore the saltiness that lingered from his tears that he hadn’t realised he had begun to cry, “And my god Erik, if our child does inherit your looks then I will know I have been truly blessed because I have two beautiful humans in my life. I will have a child that reminds me of my husband who I love beyond belief, who I will love utterly even if there were the slightest blemish and I will teach our child that they shouldn’t have to hate who they are because of how they appear. Just as I am now telling you that your appearance doesn’t make you some evil, corrupted ‘monster’ as you called yourself all those years ago. It makes you, you! And that is someone who is very beautiful.” Erik choked on a sob, trying desperately to keep back the tears and failed miserably as his knees buckled and fell to the floor, crying into his hands. Her hands found the back of his head and stroked his soft hair until he ceased to cry, then did something remarkable. He placed his hands on her hips and brought his lips to her stomach, kissing it gently as if it were the most delicate surface of all.

“I swear, I will love this child and protect it with my life, Christine. Even if it does look like me. I will love them fiercely and will never let them doubt themselves.” Christine smiled a watery smile and bent down to meet him, capturing his lips on her own.

“I know you will. That is what makes you beautiful.”

Otp parents meme with Peter Parker:

Originally posted by hardyness

A/N: Just a reminder that this is set 15 years in the future, when Peter is already 30 years old.

  • Who’s the one to wake up the kids:

Peter is. Usually he’s the first one to wake up

  • Who makes the breakfast:

You two, most of the time (while the kids are taking their showers and getting ready for school)

  • Who’s the one to cry for everything:

Mostly, you do - but to be fair, he does let a few tears roll down his face sometimes

  • Who’s the more discipline parent and who’s the more lenient one:

None of you are extremely hard with the kids, to be honest. I think both of you knows how to handle the kids, how to educate and raise them without the need of any kind of pressure on their shoulders

  • Who helps with the science fair:

Are you kidding me??? Of course Peter does, and of course he loves it as much as the kids (and of course he will be saying “it’s like high school all over again” to you)

  • Who does baby talk:

Both of you, sometimes at the same time and it’s just a huge adorable and funny moment

  • Who wakes up for midnight feedings:

It depends, but I would say that Peter does a little bit more than you, pretty much because you gotta sleep too, right?

  • Who’s the one who always worries:

You two, equally

  • Who picks up the kids early from school for some fun:

None of you, because Peter is really strict when it comes to school - it’s important, so he doesn’t like when the kids misses a class or whatever (only when they’re sick, of course)

  • Who’s the competitive parent:

You are! Which makes Peter laugh all the time, because you and the kids are always competing about something

  • Who kisses the ouches:

You do, Peter helps by putting some medicine on it 

  • Who’s the sucker for the puppy eyes:

He definitely is, but he knows how to resist sometimes

  • Who makes the “dad jokes”:

You two, like a little competition - who tells the worst dad joke ever

  • Who embarrassed their kid for fun:

You do, and Peter will probably get embarrassed with the kids

  • Who’s the over protective one:

He is. He already lost so much that he hates the thought of losing you or them too

  • Who’s the “take a sweater!” parent:

You are, and not only with the kids, if you know what I mean lol

Garashir Rec List for @kjay9558

Authors

tinsnip - My favorite DS9 author. Your Love Is My Drug and Mint Car are my personal favorite fics by her, but all of them are amazing. 

prairiecow - Amazing fics.  

LadyDrace - Bachelor’s Wife is my favorite, but she has written a lot of really awesome fanfic. 

Vyc - I particularly like the cheesy tropes series. 

Recs

The Garak/Bashir Mysteries by Lademonessa - This one is a classic. I thought the first two in the series were only okay, but the rest if the series is pure gold. It’s very long and plotty and slow burn but it’s so worth it. 

Letters From The Northern Continent by thehoyden - This is a post-canon Cardassia fic and it’s amazing. The author wrote three other garashir fics all of which are great and worth reading. 

Stubborn Mouths: Humans In Translation by Hannah - An Au where Julian is autistic. It’s very good. 

Comparative Anatomy by airandangels - This is porn. It is scorching hot, and also very cute and funny. 

The Policy Of Truth by Prevailing - This is also porn. It has pretty heavy BDSM and is so hot. Sadly, it’s unfinished but it’s very good. 

turn a little faster; the world will follow after by katiemariie - This is also long and plotty. It also had Dax/Kahn as a major pairing. 

From Shadows To Sunlight by Jade_Winters - This fic made me cry, but it does have a happy ending. The prose is beautiful. 

Altering Course by AuroraNova - This is my feel good fic. It’s very cute and sweet and always makes me feel better. 

4

“Why did you choose me tonight, Domina?” When she doesn’t answer, his hand comes up to cup her face. His skin is scarred and rough and hot, and Sansa suddenly wonders if she did not have too much wine tonight, for she feels giddy and confused all at once.
“Sansa,” he says, and her eyes fly to his, her breath coming fast now. Oh, this is madness of the first rate. She is to marry the emperor. She is a noble girl from a noble family, an unmarried girl, not a widow like Margaery who may do as she pleases. But when the gladiator’s lips touch hers, she does not pull away.

City of Illusions // honey_wheeler & thefairfleming

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Okay but you guys don’t understand how fricking PERF this AU is.

First of all Dipper as Hamilton is so amazing because they’re both YOUNG SCRABY AND HUNGRY and dipper is SO DETERMINED to prove himself just like Hamilton! (plus theyre both totes cuties and Dipper gets super emo just like Hamilton does…) Ford also works as Hamilton cuz they’re both smart.

Pacifica as Angelica makes me CRY OMG because first of all OTP 4 LYF and second of all of course she’d be so sadd about Dipper chossing someone else over her but she’d NEVER SHOW IT! Because she’s been trained to hide her feelings… 

Mabel can work as Eliza (NOT IN A SHIPPY WAY !!! no hate tho) because she cares about Dipper so much and wants him to stay alive. But if you chose ford thten Fiddleford works so fricking well because he’s all about loving Ford and of the whole erasing myself from the narrative JUST LIKE HE ERASES HIS MEMORIES!!! (that reminds me of this amazing amv you have to watch it the fricking feels…. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJvt2XxB9nQ)

Wendy would be an awesome peggy because theyre botth so spunky!! XP

Gideon is an AWESOME

Writing about Mabel as Phillip makes me too fucking said don’t even talk to me.

BILL as King Louis XIV is so AMAZING because they’re both power-hungry problematic faves… but everyone loves them anyways!! LMAO!!! ALSO JUST IMAGINE HIM SINGING YOULL BE BACK TO DIPPER (OR FORD) HOLY F*CK I SHIP IT oops i mean you didnt hear me say ANYTHING…

Gideon is just like Tomas Jefferson bc they’re both smooth ass motherfrickers who sing jazzy tunes plus like… their both jerks? But in the end their both good i love picturing him being all flirty too

Ford makes a really great aaron burr because he’s like totally cold and doesnt express any emotion. plus he makes a great foil to dipper. Butt if you made ford hamilton then you can make stan aaron burr because he’s like a fancy showman who puts on this show and omg stan shooting ford i fricking die….

If you made ford hamilton than dipper can be phillip.

If you have anything else to add pLEASE LET ME KNOW !! i love this musical and this AU more than anything holy frick

ok but why does bighit have to make their otp so tragic like

sugakookie starts out soft and sweet and cute Just One Day “your voice when you say my name” “yoongi-ah” “i wanna be locked in you and swim in you”

and then it becomes hyyh angsty break up and sugakookie fighting each other and it shows how they used to be so happy hugging and being all sorts of mushy but then some shit goes down suga sets his room on fire and jungkook dies in a car crash

and then it’s wings era where jungkook is super dead and crying and calls out “hyung” and saves suga’s life from beyond the grave by whistling /their/ song (and I say “their” because suga played it on the piano) and drawing suga away from the piano before the car crashed

why we gotta go these places bighit why you gotta play but at the same time like th anks