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I almost forgot to tell you y’all this. Ok, today I walked in lab and my biology professor turned to me and said, “Hey, how are you doing?”

And I know that might not seem like a big deal to anyone else, but as much as I love him, my professor is rude as fuck. But whenever I see him I always say, “Hey, Mr. ___ , how are you doing?” (I remember he got confused early on in the semester and asked me why I always say that. And I told him that’s what you do when you see people. You ask them how they’re doing.)

AND THIS TIME HE BEAT ME TO IT BECAUSE HIS GRINCH HEART IS SLOWLY GROWING THREE SIZES. HE THINKS I’M FUNNY AND HE LAUGHS A LOT IN CLASS NOW AND JOKES AROUND WITH ME AND HE’S STOPPED BEING PICKY ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT PEOPLE SAY “CAN” INSTEAD OF “MAY” AFTER I POINTED OUT THAT IT REALLY DIDN’T MATTER AND HE SAYS THAT HE’LL LISTEN TO SOME BEYONCE SONGS IF I GIVE HIM A LIST AND THIS IS HONESTLY JUST LIKE HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS. IT’S A LATE WINTER/EARLY SPRINGTIME MIRACLE