Can we all take a moment to appreciate the fact that I bought and paid for a 385 page fanfiction of Jim Hawkins and Ariel and that this is a thing I own?

#I got it over a year ago. I didn’t just go momentarily crazy. I’ve been crazy all along.
#And It’s signed. 

It’s really good! You should check it out too- Iesnoth is on DeviantArt and!