Mom: Do you want eggs with your steak?
Me: No thanks. I was an egg 22 years ago.
Mom: Yup. You’re still an egg.
Not sure what that means, but thanks for all d best things in life for breakfast cause its mah damn birfday #cherrycoke #steak #a1 #aintnobodygonnatellmeshit #ieatlikeababydinosaur