Every time I answer the phone:
Casually when I have nothing else to say to my parents:
“WHAT DAY IS IT TODAY?”
Every time I think, say, or someone else say’s meow:
“And welcome to Justin Akin’s Kitty Cat hour. Do you like fluffy cats, …”
When someone mentions a Charles or Charlie:
“CHARLESS! CHARLESS, ARE YOU OKAY?”
“I was so young. … I didn’t know.. what it MEANT to take a girl to an Applebee’s.”
(usually followed by Bianca “OBVIOUSLY your virginity was more important than that.”)
When someone says “is that okay?”
“IS THIS OKAY? AM I OKAY? IS IT OKAY FOR ME TO BE HERE RIGHT NOW?”
“I hope.. the warebats.. don’t.. don’t show up.”
“BLADES OF GLORY!”
As awesome as this is, it’s a little bad. My parents are getting pretty freaked out.
What do I say? No, I mean, what do I SAY? Really, what’s an outro? What’s something that I can really say to get to the audience out there, you, the internet! that also.. sounds good.. under that music I put at the end. I don’t know!