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I miss this man’s skits. 

Justin make more.

Recently I Have Been Talking ONLY In Justin Akin Quotes/References

Every time I answer the phone:

“HULLO?”

Casually when I have nothing else to say to my parents:

“WHAT DAY IS IT TODAY?”

Every time I think, say, or someone else say’s meow:

“And welcome to Justin Akin’s Kitty Cat hour. Do you like fluffy cats, …”

When someone mentions a Charles or Charlie:

“CHARLESS! CHARLESS, ARE YOU OKAY?”

In silence:

“I was so young. … I didn’t know.. what it MEANT to take a girl to an Applebee’s.”

(usually followed by Bianca “OBVIOUSLY your virginity was more important than that.”)

When someone says “is that okay?”

“IS THIS OKAY? AM I OKAY? IS IT OKAY FOR ME TO BE HERE RIGHT NOW?”

For fun:

“I hope.. the warebats.. don’t.. don’t show up.”

“BLADES OF GLORY!”

As awesome as this is, it’s a little bad. My parents are getting pretty freaked out.

What do I say? No, I mean, what do I SAY? Really, what’s an outro? What’s something that I can really say to get to the audience out there, you, the internet! that also.. sounds good.. under that music I put at the end. I don’t know!

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You can tell this guy has done his fair share of shitting in public.

Does he care? No. Should he care? No. Should you care? Well yeah, this guy is running around the beautiful subway shitting loudly and stinking up the place.

IT’S A METAPHOR PEOPLE. A METAPHOR.