1. bake cupcakes for: The really easy and horrible answer would be Bartolo Colon, but I WON’T GO THAT ROUTE. I am going to go with Kurt Suzuki, though, because it’ll help him with the thousand of calories he’s trying to eat.
2. trust with the keys to my car: Adam Rosales
3. put thumbtacks on the chair thereof: Fuentes, one for every blown save~
4. have a crush on: …I don’t know if there is anyone. If I could take a time machine and go back to the earlier 2000’s As because, yessssss
5. pack up and leave if they moved next door: Billy Beane because then I would just be afraid he’d trade me to a new neighborhood one day
6. vote for President: Dallas Braden because let’s just picture America if this were to happen
7. pick as my partner in a buddy movie: Brandon McCarthy
8. pair up: Brett Anderson/money
9. vote off the island and into the volcano: BRIAN FUENTES IS ALWAYS THE RIGHT ANSWER, RIGHT?!
10. wheedle into fixing my MP3 player: I don’t know why, but I’m going with Jemile.
you guys are the best. which is an understatement but since the English language has not come up with a more extravagant description, I will just have to say “the best plus another handful of awesomeness” ;)