I need fanart of Candela, Blanche and Spark being roommates where, in the morning, Blanche is sitting at the coffee table drinking tea, Spark is getting ready for his morning jog, and Candela is just sitting there with three mugs of coffee cause she was up all night catching Pokemon.
Lmao okay I’ve seen some posts and wtf how can the Twitter fandom call us thirsty when literally the fucking replies to 90% of Calvin’s tweets are fucking ‘fist my nostrils with your reptilian tail daddy please I want your scales in my ear holes’ like are you kidding me??? Seriously?????????? Are you really that fucking brain dead because you should really see a doctor about that.
And I highly fucking doubt Calvin even gives a single shit about what we post, we’re just trying to have fun within our own community of people that like the same fucking thing there’s no need to be so salty yOU’LL FUCKING HAVE A HEART ATTACK WITH ALL THAT SALT. I’m just lookin out for ur health honeys.