and then they paint each others nails and come up with wild theories about why Zarkon is such a grump until Hunk bursts in looking for his missing headband
he does agree that space IKEA constantly failing to give Zarkon enough screws to properly assemble his space furniture is a plausible explanation also where do you even find this stuff Lance? and don’t try telling me it came with your lion
(idk i just wanted to draw something cute. i hc that lance really enjoys pampering people since it reminds him of his family, and keith didn’t get pampered at all growing up but he finds that he really likes it, even if he initially only agreed because he didn’t want lance to look so sad and homesick)
He hosts dog training classes every week
with his black german shepherd, she is a lovable angel. Gives Lance and Keith challenges to let of rivalry
steam, like who can unload the truck fastest, stock shelves, etc. It gets work
The fish guy.
Manages all the aquariums, and makes sure all
his finned friends are happy and healthy.
Watching them swim and cleaning them is relaxing
There is one fish who’s been in quarantine
for a while, and he always sneaks in some of his lunch for the little guy. (Its an Oranda)
Enjoys teaching small children how to
properly care for fish.
In charge of reptiles.
Tinkers with the lighting, wiring, heating
etc. to make sure their babies are always happy and healthy.
Also helps out Hunk with cleaning the fish
Leopard geckos are their favourite
Got the position after adding “good with
chicks” to his cv.
Gives all the birds personalities and talks
to them like real people. No one questions this.
Constantly gets bitten by one blue bird who hates him for some reason.
Specifically loves rabbit and chinchillas.
Constantly has to tell kids not to touch
the rabbits. They instead proceed to touch his hair instead.
Whispers “you owe me one” to the rabbits
after the kids leave.
Everyones named a brown lionhead Keith Jr.
Cashier and security.
Will kick your ass if you give trouble.
“Sir if you keep causing issues for our employees
I will have to escort you out, with force if necessary” All with a charming
smile and perfect winged eyeliner.
The delivery guy.
Makes sure all the animals arrive safely.
Too good for this world.
There’s a cat outside the store.
Lance feeds it in the morning, and Keith
feeds it in the evening.
Lances names it Voltron, and Keith names it
They find out like a month later and argue
about the name.
Votes happen and Voltron Wins.
It’s the only contest between the two Lance
this is titled “i-have-art-block-and-cant-produce-anything-except-bullshit-so-here-is-a-generic-¾-view-bust-of-lance-BUT-WITH-GLASSES.png” on my laptop.
idk this is a college au or something he’s reading a really smart astrophysics book or whatever offscreen that’s why he looks so serious it has nothing to do with the fact that I CAN’T DRAW ANYTHING EXCEPT GENERIC ¾ VIEW UNSMILING BUSTS RIGHT NOW
klance under the cut just in case some of y’all dont ship it
So… just thought of this but I have no time to make it happen…
Hear me out!
So, just think about turning on the TV to a station, or starting a video online and it leads in with an ad like this…
“YOOOOOOOO WHATZ UP PEEPS? IT’Z DA FRESH HERE TELLIN YA ABOUT THE SICK NASTY DEALS HAPPENIN AT DA BIG RADICAL BULLSEYE HERE! LOOKIN TA FIND YA SPECIAL PEEPS SOME HIP GEAR? WELL DUDE OR DUDETTE, YOU’RE IN LUCK! ALL RADICAL GEAR IN OUR TUBULAR ELECTRONICS DEPARTMENT IS 30% OFF ALL DAY FRIDAY! *whispers fast* thisdealonlyworkswithspecificmarkeditems *goes back to normal* SO COME ON MY HOMIES! CHECK OUT DEEZ RADICAL, YET SHORT TIME DEALZ AT DA TARGETZ!”
And just the whole commercial was splashed in 90′s color schemes and shapes and such…
IDK just having Fresh adverting for something sounds like fun… I can’t draw this right now but MAN I wanted to get that idea out there.
And just picked Target cause it’s an easy one to…………pick on. (gosh I wanted to say ‘target’ there)