idk. idc

imagine your otp kinda

person a: hey come in me bro!

person b: d-don-don’t you mean “come at m-”

person a: bitch did i fucking stutter

i want to ask myself and god why the fuck i watched another cl.imon/cl.ace trailer bc i genuinely think i threw up in my mouth a little bit god help me how much more do i have to endure

hey BOO-THANGS, i’m lara-bar (or just lara idc idk). this is mx alessandra devon, your new favourite swamp baby, played by the magnificent em rata.
**she is a demi-girl so i switch between they and she referring to her!!! i won’t use more than one type of prounoun in each reply, tho, you’re all free to use whichever of those two u want**

( I LOVE MY BUSINESS AND I LOVE MY P L E A S U R E ) * ★ : 。 * — starlight is approaching, my dear. alessandra ‘lux’ devon is a ( twenty-one year old demigirl (she/they) myriad just waiting to unfold. they reside in apartment 1c. though they can be quite audacious, they make it up by being so calm. they are of resemblance to em rata but to us, it’s no wonder why they truly incarnate N O R T H  S T A R — ( lara, 19, she, est)

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“I’m one of the worst drivers I’ve ever seen. And I just want you all to know that if you’re ever on the highway behind me, uh… I hear you honking, and I also don’t want me to be doing what I’m doing.”

@ bighit i mean it when i say dont fuck the styles up for them. i want zayn and shawn mendes and the weeknd shakin in their boots when the boys step outta that car. i want every artist in there to stare at them in awe and realize their own stylists aint shit. i want drake falling in love with jimin


                                     Mr and Mrs Dursley,
                                     of number four,
                                     Privet Drive,
                                     were proud to say that
                                     they were perfectly normal,
                                     thank you very much.

                                    AESTHETIC MEME | eight stories
                                    ┖ harry potter
                                        and the philosopher’s stone (4.1)