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anonymous asked:

freewood, any au but fahc (jus lookin for new material u feel), connected

(hope astroneer au is ok? this one is super vague haha bc im a lazy writer sometimes)

“Commander Haywood, status update.”

“Commander Haywood, please respond.”

“Commander Haywood, bloody answer me.”

“Haywood, tell us where you are and what you are doing.”

“Haywood, now isn’t the time to start ignoring us. Status update, now.”

“Ryan, this isn’t funny, answer me.”

“Ryan, where are you?”

“Ryan, fucking answer me right now.”

“Are you there?”

“Ryan…”

“…..”

RYAN.”

“ANSWER YOUR COMMUNICATION LINE.”

“COMMANDER HAYWOOD I SWEAR I WILL WRITE THIS IN THE MISSION REPORT. I WILL MENTIONED YOU’VE GONE OFFLINE FOR OVER AN HOUR NOW AND HAVEN’T RESPONDED AND SO HELP ME YOU WILL BE TRANSFERRED FROM THIS BLOODY GROUP AND THIS FUCKING MISSION IF YOU DON’T ANSWER ME RIGHT NOW.”

“Jones is searching your last known location right now. This is your last chance to respond before I tell him to use any force necessary to drag your ass back here.”

“Ryan. Respond.”

“…..”

“Oh god, Ryan…”

“…You found him? Is he ok? Is he alive? Wait. Shit. Wrong line…”

“…”

“…….”

“You’re bloody lucky Ryan. Next time fucking respond to your communicator.”

When Bitty and Jack adopt they set out to adopt a baby, but then they receive a call about a 13 year old girl 

She has been kicked out of home because she is trans and a lesbian and their profile is the best for her of all the available foster parents on file 

And well they can’t say no to that 

That’s how they end up in Ikea with a kid they barely know who is so damn jumpy around them it terrifies Jack (because kids don’t flinch like that without reason)

Bitty is being his welcoming self (and maybe even a little more enthusiastic than usual to compensate for Riley’s uneasiness) but he is terrified that they won’t be right for her 

The first time she seems comfortable that day is when Bitty is critiquing “Ikea’s famous meatballs” while Jack chuckles under his breathe because his husband is so ridiculous 

She cracks a soft smile and they can see their future in it 

Their future as a family

Yuzuru Hanyu and Shoma Uno - 2016 Grand Prix Final

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Some very pure Osomatsu Party Card Art!
The rare occurrence where they’re all having a wonderful time and nothing unfortunate is happening to any of them~

Osomatsu-niisan is back at it again killing me with faces, he looks like he’s about to combust lmao
I see his arm around Totoko, that’s like fifth base to him, right? XD So good, the official artists are so good.