- so he’d text you in the middle of the night bc he can’t sleep, and practically drags you out of your bed to go to the grocery store that’s opened 24/7 - and he’s like babe…ilysm idk how you can stand me and my randomness but I really couldn’t sleep bc I kept thinking about you and tbh I was coming over anyway and I just needed an excuse - so now you’re drinking your third slushy and he’s talking about getting married and traveling the world with you - whenever you’d scoff at his wild suggestions, he’d move closer to you on the pavement and put his arm around you - "I’m serious. Then I wouldn’t have to take like 3 busses just to come over to your place, and we can finally have our own slushy machine to make them at 1 in the morning, jagi"
- he was working late in the studio one night and asked you not to wait up for him, but you thought you’d surprise him (low key you just wanted to watch him dance) - so after hugging you for an hour, he leads you to one of their studios since there’s no one there at this late hour, and shows you this new track they’ve been working on - and he’s so mesmerized by your expression and smile, and the way you’re nodding your head to the beat - and he’s thinking ‘why don’t I invite her to the studio more often??? …oh yeah bc I’ve got those flock of puppies to look after’ - after spending some hours goofing off and making diss tracks about each other, he saves it onto a flash drive and sleepily heads home with you
- Yixing had just come back from a long schedule in China, and he’s so happy to finally be back in your arms and your shared apartment - neither of you could sleep, despite the late hour, so he suggests taking you to this place he discovered while out with the boys one day - it’s an abandoned building, where you both sat on the roof and stared at the night sky of the city - he’d smile in awe as you yawn and lean your head on his shoulder, but you two would keep talking until there’s nothing left to talk about - he’d protectively wrap his arms around you when the sun started to rise, and whispers to you that he wants to come here every night from now on (sike, it’s too cold yixing, you’re lucky I love you)
- you’d just finished watching a midnight viewing of this new movie, and both of you were now standing outside the theater, with baekhyun’s lips lazily tracing your jaw and neck
- "y/n, what do you say we go back inside and watch another movie?“ He asks mischievously. “Didn’t you say you spent your last dollar on those twizzlers???” - and he’s like “well, I said nothing about paying for our tickets. Let’s go.” Lmao he’d drag you back inside and tries to act nonchalant - you’d pretend to be looking at the schedules for the movies and avoid all the workers until you get close enough to the entrance near the ticket line - he’s like an actual puppy and he’s holding your hand while running over to the nearest movie playing. It just so happened to be the same movie you just watched…nice going
- he wouldn’t do anything too wild, probably suggest a karaoke match-off when you tell him that you can’t sleep, and this is great bc he can’t focus on his work either
- so this is a much needed break. Plus, it’s a chance to show off his vocal skills and have you rolling your eyes - pulls you in his arms during duets and stares into your eyes and he’s basically serenading you - might take it too seriously and go full *exo chen* mode, with the dance routines and everything - and although he’s mostly playing their songs now, you can’t help but to sing badly along with his angelic voice and you finally understand why opposites attract
- he takes you out to an amusement park and you two would spend the whole day together, not realizing that it’s REALLY late now but neither of you wanna go home
- so since they’re gonna be open all day and all night, might as well make it a night to remember - you’d ride the ferris wheel so many times, to the point of the vendor just going “look, there’s literally no one here but you so idc, yall can go on it as much as you like, just press this button and wake me up when you’re done” - he’d be pointing at the random buildings in the city and claim that’s your apartment, that’s where you’re gonna live next, and that’s where you’re gonna have your kids playing in the backyard - ofc with his arms wrapped around you, he’d keep whispering cheesy stuff in your ear and kissing you every now and then
- not the type to do this often, but he sees you’re really stressing over your work and offers to take a walk with you around the area
- he’s loving the fact that no one’s awake at this hour, and it’s just you two walking peacefully, hand in hand - would get butterflies in his stomach when you shiver and move even closer next to him, then he’d offer his jacket and wrap it tightly around you, all while scolding you for not bringing one - he’d suggest stopping at a local ice cream shop and buys you your favorite flavor - when you try and mess with him by placing some on his nose, you better run bc you’re about to be attacked with tickles and kisses
- late night adventures are a constant thing in your relationship and you couldn’t live without them, esp when he’s always suggesting random places to visit in the middle of the night, like the park near your place - you’d be childishly playing on the swings as he loudly cheers you on from the top of the slide - having dance battles in the sandpit, and flicking sand on him to mess him up (nice try, he can’t mess up even if he tries) - once you’ve settled down and sat on the benches, you’d cuddle into him as he quietly talks about his childhood and how he always used to come to the park and mess around - then ruin the moment by randomly giggling at some random memory he had and now he can’t stop slapping your knee and wheezing
- he’d be hella sassy and tell you to bother someone else since you can’t sleep. Then he’d be like aw I took it too far, she just wants to hang out with me - so he’d be like alright, let’s go to the beach, jagi, bc what could go wrong this late at night? So you’d happily walk over to the beach near your shared place, and he’d immediately proceed to take off his shirt and dive into the freezing water - you’d take out your phone and take hella pictures of his dorky self, and threaten to post them if he doesn’t stop and come sit next to you - after trying aegyo and failing, he’d dry off and use your body head to warm him up bc he was too dumb to bring a change of clothes - it would be really peaceful, sitting closely to him and listening to the sound of the calming waves and the complaints of your freezing boyfriend
I hate Tumblr politics y'all are so annoying forgetting that most of us on here are in our early and late 20s saying shit like “where where you protestors when Bill Clinton was getting deep throated by Monica ☕️🐸” and “where were you guys when Thomas Jefferson owned slaves take a fuckin sip babes 🐸🐸☕️☕️” like idk maybe I was a single fuckin chromotid in my dads nut sack waiting for him to bust and go through the cell cycle with my mom’s egg cell, you freakin geese
dude this is a toss up because they’re both such BITCHES
like neil is a button presser and he pushes kevin to push himself and he doesn’t realize kev’s limits emotionally BUT kevin doesn’t get neil’s limits physically, and he def works him too hard?? they both canonically cycle through hurting and helping tbh
who is emotionally stronger?
I think Neil has the upper hand bc of his iron fucking will, while kevin’s still a little shaky on standing up for himself when it matters (neil! does not have this problem!). So I think they both have huge fractures in their emotional stability but Neil comes back swinging and Kevin breaks
who is physically stronger?
you best believe they fight about this once a week but it’s kevin
he’s got killer strength in both arms and he’s been intensively training for that little bit longer, aware of what exy could make or break for that little bit longer so he’s jacked
neil is strong but small and lightweight mostly and kevin could beat him in an arm wrestle even if neil used both his arms :/
who is more likely to break a bone?
this is maybe the funniest shit i’ve ever heard ‘who’s more likely to break a bone, the butcher’s son or kevin ‘i’ve never been skiing’ day’
who knows best what to say to upset the other?
when they argue cities are wiped out pal like two men enter one man leaves it’s brutal but tbh it’s always gonna be neil? like it just is. kevin can spit whatever hateful ‘motivation’ he has shoved up his sleeves but neil knows just where kev lives and he’ll go for the kill shot every time
who is most likely to apologize first after an argument?
it’s neil I think?? they’re both stubborn as fuck but I think neil gets so harsh that he scares himself, and he also knows how terrified kevin can be when he’s threatened so like. he’ll feel real bad real quick. In canon he was so pissed at kevin for being a coward, but the longer they’re together the more he realizes that kevin’s just surviving like neil has been his whole life, it just looks different. (after that he starts apologizing by climbing into kevin’s bed or sliding him a shot of vodka or grabbing his gear and kevin’s hand and going to the court)
who treats who’s wounds more often?
like definitely kevin treats neil’s because neil is a gd disaster and kevin wants him FIXED and WHOLE forEVER but also consider Neil grabbing kevin’s bad hand and working the tension out of it?? Checking on him after games bc kevin goes too hard and kevin calls him a hypocrite and then they probably fuck
who is in constant need of comfort?
in a truly shocking turn of events it’s both of them, and the overlap in their nightmares is something that binds them together. Remember kevin’s awkward little offer for help after riko?? and how touched neil was??? Like that’s how it goes a lot of times. They talk out their common ground and tear each others nightmares apart. They have a lot of convergent shit that only they can fully understand about each other, bc they were raised in the same horror show and they helped each other escape
who gets more jealous?
mmmmm I’m gonna say kevin bc neil is very pretty and very unaware of it, and neil is still the least observant man on earth
kevin just feels a lot all the time tbh and he’s so painfully reliant on neil that he doesn’t now how to deal with his place being threatened™️️
who’s most likely to walk out on the other?
okay see: above where I said kevin’s reliant on neil like hi in what world would he walk out on his prized striker and also neil still has his kevin binder and he looks at it when he’s sad don’t tell me either of them could make it one full minute apart
who will propose?
do either of them know what marriage is honestly neither of them would even consider it?? Until – you guessed it – kevin gets injured and neil’s like cool hi im here and the hospital is like nah u gotta be married and neil’s like married?? we must be this
who has the most difficult parents?
idk babes what do u think dead murdering abusers or David Wymack?? I’ll give you time to think
who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public?
kevin holds neil’s hand like it’s a leash i’m gonna be real with you
I feel like a lot of these answers are the same as andreil bc they’re…. all…….. together
who comes up for the other all the time?
idk who do you think is more obsessed with the other let’s ask neil’s binder full of kevin
who hogs the blankets?
it’s kevin he hogs the spotlight and the ball and the blankets what can I say
who gets more sad?
a BAD question with a VERY BAD answer sorry but they both do pal. buddy. dude. they had terrible childhood’s and a brutal time cutting themselves free and they’ll never be all the way better (but like they get really really close. together.)
who is better at cheering the other up?
depends on ur definition of cheering up bc neither of them are particularly cheerful lads
if Neil’s in a rut kevin will just nudge him and suggest Exy and if that doesn’t work he’ll drag neil out drinking or driving (not both lmao) and neil kind of hates it but at least he’s not empty
(when neil asks kev to play exy it’s always yes)
who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?
this……. doesn’t happen……….. kevin & neil doen’t know what a joke is…….. u know that ‘it went over your head’ ‘nothing goes over my head, i would catch it’ meme from gotg.. yeah… that was written about them
who is more streetwise?
uhhh definitely neil? like their origin story is literally that kevin was put on this hyper sheltered restricted path and Neil was plucked off of that same path and put on the run
Kevin was swaddled in fear and routine so he couldn’t move. Neil was set loose into a war zone, and he knows his way around that war zone now
who is more wise?
depends on what ur asking mate. History trivia kevin’s your guy. math problem, get Neil. Exy, they can fight to the death tbh
like they’re both pretty dense about a lot of obvious things but intensely intelligent in specific fields so pick your poison
who’s the shyest?
I think kevin participates in a sort of forced shyness? like he has his public face and he has his obnoxious callout asst. coach mode, but his actual true, scared, caring core?? we almost never see it. Neil’s bitchiness is an echo of his actual frustration and passion and kevin’s is more definitely a front
who boasts about the other more?
guys holy shit remember when neil wiped riko across the floor at that first talk show reunion situation?? Neil’s constantly like ‘HI kevin’s king of the castle and ur a dirty rascal, eat my ass’ like he might fight him in private but he thinks kevin created the world, like he physically can’t imagine Exy without Kevin in it
who sits on who’s lap?
im laughing picture kevin trying to sit in neil’s lap the height difference would be. something
but also kevin likes to be protected so catch him lying down w his head in Neil’s neck and his feet dangling off the bed
(also neil sits in kevin’s lap and kevin looks up at him like he’s GOD)
Gamora was already making coffee when Peter climbed down
from the cockpit and flopped into a seat at the table. He grumbled something
that was either ‘good morning’ or her name.
“Good morning, Peter. How was the night shift?”
“Dark.” He rested his head on his hand. “Boring. Why can’t
we just leave the ship on autopilot at night like we used to?”
“The Sovereign are still after us,” she said for probably
the fifth time, pulling out the only two mugs on the ship. “Someone needs to be
awake in case –“
“Yeah, yeah, in case they send in a billion more ships to
blow us up. Buncha sore losers.” He sighed. “Do you think it’s worth it to try
to go back to sleep?”
“Well, Groot is going to be up any minute wanting to play
with your Zune. So I’d say no.”
Peter whined a little and closed his eyes, looking like he
was going to try to sleep right there at the table. Gamora allowed herself a
fond smile since he couldn’t see her and slid a cup of coffee in front of him.
He opened his eyes and looked at it like he hadn’t had a
drink in weeks. “Aaah, coffee. Thanks, babe.”
She stilled with her own mug halfway to her mouth, heart
suddenly all twitchy in her chest. Peter must have felt her staring because he
put down his coffee and blinked at her. “What?”
“You called me babe.”
“Oh. I did? Uh, sorry?” He said, like he wasn’t sure whether he was
supposed to be or not.
“No, it’s… I don’t mind.” She was surprised by how much she
didn’t mind, actually.
Peter’s face lit up. “Really? What about honey? And
sweetheart? And –“
“Don’t push it.”
“Got it… babe.” He took a sip of coffee, probably to hide
his grin, but he was wildly unsuccessful.
But that was okay; she couldn’t hide hers, either.