So Jesse is supportive about Ivor’s crush on Harper and when the two start dating, Ivor decides he must return the favor and try to get Jesse & [insert character you ship with Jesse here] together.

Except Jesse didn’t ask for help, and Ivor isn’t exactly a master of subtlety. I mean, just imagine what all would ensue – some unintentionally sinister-sounding pickup lines that Jesse refuses to use, at the very least.

(If you don’t have a ship for Jesse, Ivor takes a wild guess at who Jesse likes and is wrong. Bonus points if said guess is a villager.)