somehow has an irish accent in the middle of post apocalyptic boston
literally calls you "bro" before even getting to know you like chill bro
also isn't romanceable
will put on a butler hat but just try giving him a monocle
never once says that he's "mac ready to get down"
wears sunglasses indoors
who needs so many pens. stop hoarding.
cries when getting hurt and it breaks my heart
her pet molerats can give u that dumb disease which u can't cure unless u wanna be a dick and let the kid die which is why you have to reload like a billion times during that mission and that gets fucking tedious
holds his musket wrong like son that laser's gonna burn your fingers off like this
stop judging me for picking locks you absolute shrek