idk y i thought this was so funny

“Baby Pandas” - Peter Parker x Female!Reader

Word Count: 612 (sorry it’s so short)

Warnings: Mentions that the reader is on her period; Fluff

Request: Can you do an imagine where the reader is on her period and she skipped school and just slept the whole day and Peter texted asking why she didn’t come to school and she was asleep so didn’t reply and he thought she was ignoring her lol. And then he like finds out and comforts her or something idk i feel like that was too specific but

Author’s Note: What’s up brochachos! (I’m sorry that was lame) In this imagine, it’s basically from Peter’s POV and the reader is his girlfriend so he is very worried about her (or should I say you? Lol I really gotta stop tryna be funny) Whale, I hope yall enjoy!

(Y/n) = Your name

(Y/l/n) = Your last name

Originally posted by parkerpete

*Peter’s POV*

Peter was worried. At first, he thought he was overreacting. “Maybe (Y/n) is just sick at home,” He thought to himself. But after several missed calls and 14 unread messages, Peter started to think you were in danger. You two always talked to each other and never spent a moment apart. He loved you more than anything, and when you didn’t show up to school that day, Peter’s suspicions had been confirmed: something was wrong.

As soon as school ended, Peter bolted out of the classroom and headed straight for your home. He entered your apartment complex, ran up the steps and knocked on your door. He texted May and said he was going to be home late as your mom opened the door to your apartment.

“Hey, Peter!” Your mom greeted him as she welcomed him inside.

“Hi, Mrs. (Y/l/n). Is (Y/n) here?” He asked as he stepped into your flat. She nodded and Peter walked briskly into your room. He took a deep breath and opened your bedroom door, only to see you curled up in a ball, hugging your legs as tears were streaming down your face. Peter rushed to you and pulled you into a tight embrace.

“Oh my gosh, (Y/n). Are you okay?” He asked as you buried your head into his neck. He pulled away and placed his hands on the side of your face. “What happened?”

*Your POV*

You took a few deep breaths as he wiped the tears from your cheek.

“I just… I have the worst cramps like ever and I was watching these youtube videos,” you started to ramble as you gestured towards your phone. “I came across this cute little video of a baby panda and it sneezed and I realized that I wanted a baby panda… but I-I just need one and I can’t have one!”

Peter stared at you with a blank expression. “Wait, so that’s why you were upset?”

“Yes, Peter! I need that baby panda!!”

Peter chuckled and kissed your soft lips. “God, I love you so much. You are insane,” he whispered and pressed his forehead against yours.

“Yeah, it’s that time of the month if you can’t tell. Which means extra crazy and emotional girlfriend for 4 to 7 more days,” You said in a sarcastic tone and winked. Peter laughed and got up off your bed.

“Wait, where ya going?” You asked as he reached for the door knob.

“I’ll be right back, I just have to grab a few things,” Peter said as he flung the door open and sprinted out of the room. You sat on your bed, not knowing what your dorky ass boyfriend was up to.

Twenty minutes later, Peter stormed into your room. “Surprise!” He rejoiced, tossing fuzzy blankets and a pack of Mega Stuf Oreos onto your bed. You smiled as he walked over to your TV and inserted a DVD into the DVD player. He then proceeded to plop onto your bed and spread a blanket across the both of you.

“What are we watching?” You asked with a giant grin on your face.

Empire Strikes Back!” Peter cocked an eyebrow as the movie started to play.

You laughed and rested your head on his chest.

“I love you, dork,” Peter said as he kissed the top of your head, running his fingers up and down your arms.

“I love you too, Bug Boy.”

Peter’s head shot up and he looked down at you. “Wait, what did you just call me?”

“Look it’s R2D2!!” You interjected, pointing at the TV screen. Peter brushed it off and continued to watch the movie.


Quick note: It is actually called Mega Stuf Oreos, trust me I googled it and found out my entire life has been a lie

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y e a p these two characters are two agents i saw in the ds and and my friend and I called them DGA (DarkgreenAgent) and NBA (NavyblueAgent)

and I thought i t would be funny if i just chose this picture from that one newspaper thing lmao

,’:-)

mcl-pauly  asked:

Y E H

says hey but backwards i cry

1. First impression: (insert my laughing here) oml when i first saw your blog i was just dying of laughter ur just so funny
2. Truth is: uR SO UFKING PRECIOUS JUST ??? WHY AM I SO SHY TO TALK TO YOU, I TALK TO EVERYONe  ??  heCKM
3. How old do you look: tbh when I saw your selfie for mcl selfie day i thought you were around 17-19 ?? idk man it’s those cheekbones-
4. Have you ever made me laugh: you’ve made me choke on my water and get teary eyed if that counts,,
5. Have you ever made me mad: who’s ‘mad’ i haven’t heard of her-
6. Best feature: tbh everything. but ur humor is the best it always makes my day better to see those shitposts it’s just great-
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: ily but i haven’t had a crush in 50 years-
8. You’re my: ARMIN 2.0 FULL OF SUNSHINE AND MEMES AND U DESERVE ALL THE FLOWERS - ur stunning, absolutely stunning ray of armin ok
9. Name in my phone: (insert crying here)
10. Should you post this too? y eS

hiddenbeneaththisshame  asked:

Spoke too soon (unless that's a queued post that just popped up lol). I wanted to ask this to someone but I thought "permafusion" was a pun used for garnet because of her hair? Topaz has blonde crew cut style hair, not perm-y at all so it makes me giggle even though idk if that's accurate or not that's just always what I thought, why else would Amethyst think it's so funny? Though I suppose it would be odd for HW gems to know what the term "perm" is used for? Maybe? Lol idk

It’s just short for permanent. Permanent Fusion.

fair folk alec tho.....

• faery alec being so bad at avoiding the truth, unlike his fellow faeries who have mastered the art of carefully avoiding the truth without lying.
 • alec being brutally honest and very open about everything, because when he is unable to lie, he had no obligation to do so.
 • old ass faery alec being cool af with his bow and being like bam bam
 • faery alec being chill with shadowhunters but still disagreeing with the claves unfair politics about downworlders.
 • FAERY ALEC WITH A FLOWER CROWN. IDK WHY HE WOULD HAVE TO BE A FAERY TO WEAR A FLOWER CROWN BUT U KNOW
 • alec having piercings in his pointy ears oooooooooo
 • EVIL FAERY ALEC
 • who offers ppl food and manipulate ppl
 • tho thats so not alec
• FAERY ALEC WITH SPARKLY WINGS
 • wings that he maybe doesnt rly use bc he always slaps someone in the face when he uses the lmao
• the thing about finding out a faery’s real name gives power over them….. IMAGNIE ALEC USING A SILLY NICKNAME dude tbh duude.
 • “whats ur name??” “Arrow NoPie”
 • dude

Poor boys. One day they’ll figure things out. ;D

This comic is mostly just poking fun at their BM moments and how people used to always mistake them for a couple. At first I wan’t sure if I was going for a more Wincest-y type thing or just them being overly mooshy and brotherly, but I guess It ended up being more Wincest-y? Idk. /:

Any ways, I absolutely adore the brother’s cute moments when they’re showing how much they truly care for each other and always thought it was funny when people would mistake these two for being a couple and how they would get so confused when it happened, so I decided to combine the two things.
Now I may have sliiiightly exaggerated their BM moment for the sake of the comic, but still. XD

  • Me: *on September 30th 11:59PM, patiently and eagerly staring at the clock*
  • Me: come on, do it for Ryan Ross
  • Clock: *turns to midnight, october 1th*
  • Me: *jumps from my seat* EVERYBODY SCREEEEEAAAAM EVERYBODY SCREAM IT'S ALMOST HALLOWEEN
  • Me: *jumps onto table* DO THE TRICK OR TREAT IT'S ALMOST HALLOWEEN
  • Family: *looks at me like I'm crazy*
  • Me: *still not giving a fuck* EVERYBODY SCREAM
  • Grandma: *whispers to my mum* are you 100% sure she doesn't need a psychiatrist...?
  • Mum: *whispers back* y-yeah... it's just a phase.
  • *and still, 30 years later, in my late fourties, I'm still singing It's Almost Halloween*
  • Grandma, deceased: *whispers to my mum* I told you, you could've gotten help at the right time.
  • Mum: oh fuck off, you're dead.
  • Grandma: like mcr?
  • Mum: gtfo, right now.
  • Grandma: sorry.
A Very Supernatural Job(Part 22)

Words: 1150
Pairing: Jensen x Reader
Warnings: FLUFFINESS.
Author’s note: Literally only two more parts until this ends. I’m not ready yet. 
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Other Parts: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
The GIFs/pics are NOT mine.


We go back on set the next Monday morning, and I exchange glances with Jared and Robert, making sure everything was set. They both gave me small nods, letting me know that everything was ready.

I walk around, reading my script, noticing (Y/N) and JJ playing in the corner.

-Jensen! –Robert calls out. –You ready?

-Let’s go. –I say, picking JJ up and walking into set.

-Action! –Robert shouts, making everyone go quiet.

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anonymous asked:

what drama? sry i luv drama so pls explain whats happening

oh man ok so like phan drama from my understanding like,, 

I JUST EDITED THIS WITH MORE SCREENSHOTS LMAO

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