idk wtf i was thinking last night


Can you write a Jack imagine where he gets the readers name or birthday or something tattooed on himself when he’s drunk and when he shows her she’s like “dude wtf why would you do that” and laughs about how thick he is sometimes and then all the boys and fans kinda tease him about it but he thinks it was kinda romantic? Idk I just thought this would cute.

Everyone knew Jack could do pretty stupid things while drunk, but you,as his girlfriend took care of him not doing things that were too stupid, but last night since you had to stay in the night shift of the hospital you worked on, and even when Jack promised to behave himself you were still worried.

So when you arrived home the next morning you went to check up on your boyfriend, luckily he was fast asleep as he laid on his stomach, but when you got a little closer you noticed that your name was written down in his shoulder blade, you ran your fingers along the small and delicate handwriting thinking it was some sort of marker.

But your name didn’t wiped away, it was still there, that’s when you realized it was actually a tattoo “Oh my god” you laughed making the lazy blonde boy up.

His eyes were half open but he was still able to identify your soft features so he flashed a smile “Hey babe” he said groggily, you bit your lip trying to hold back your laughs but he obviously noticed “What?” He asked confused

“You have my name tattooed on your shoulder” you said not really knowing how to tell him the news, his eyes opened widely
“WHAT?” He exclaimed running over to the bathroom mirror, where he noticed the brand new tattoo that he didn’t even remembered to get, and it was indeed your name. “Fuck, fuck, fuck” he said grabbing his phone and calling the boys

“No way!” You heard Conor laugh, Jack groaned
“Just hurry up!” After that he ended the call

“I must admit this is the stupidest yet most romantic thing you’ve done for me” you chuckled as you leaned against the door frame

Almost an hour later all the boys came to your flat and took turns to inspect Jack’s new tattoo before laughing their asses off

“This is a whole new level of idiocy” Joe said as he took a few more pics, making the boy run his hands into his hair as he rolled his eyes, you went over to them and sat on Jack’s lap

“To be honest, it is” you laughed
“I mean I love you Jack, but what the fuck?” He rolled his eyes avoiding your gaze “Aw baby don’t get mad at me” you pouted trying to kiss his lips but he pulled away making you kiss his cheek.

The boys gasped dramatically before they started hollering “Drama” again and again, you smirked before crossing your arms over your chest, your back facing his chest, everyone waiting for your response “Oh well I guess I’ll have to look for another boyfriend born in 1994 so my tattoo’s not pointless” you shrugged making everyone’s jaw drop as they stared at you speechless.

You stood up and went over to the kitchen counter pouring yourself a glass of juice as if what you had just said wasn’t a big deal “Wait, what?” Jack asked still completely dumbfounded, you rolled your eyes as you headed back to were everyone was.

Putting your feet in Jack’s leg you lifted the fabric of your jeans just enough for them to see the ink around the bone of your ankle, and it indeed said “1994”

“Holy shit” Conor blurted out “You’re both idiots then” you chuckled before turning to your boyfriend the satisfied smirk plastered on his face caused you to wink at him

sometimes Oikawa drags Iwaizumi out to go see the stars at ridiculous times like 2am okay j ust imagine

Okie that’s my first time posting a fic. Like I have a lot of fics on my computer but I have never ever posted or shown them to anyone (I’m special like that). That’s something short I have been thinking about last night. It’s short and I might  expand it to couple more chapters idk yet. Please have mercy on me. 

And since I am fairly new around and have no idea wtf am I doing I will tag you guys: @jojopitcher @a-kingsglaive-hero @yourcoolfriendwithallthecandy @themissimmortal

I want you to be safe 

Cor Leonis/Reader

It was late in the evening and Cor came home just now. He kicked his boots off as soon as he walked through the door and left his jacket on the hanger. You have been living together for three years and you have learned to recognize his moods pretty quick. He was obviously angry and something was bothering him. You didn’t say a word but let him do his thing. Cor has never been a man of many words and he was always straight to the point. When he was ready to tell you, what was happening he was going to do it.

You set the dinner table and served the food while he was on his phone angrily smacking the screen while messaging someone or sending an email. You ate in silence for good ten minutes until he finally spoke.

‘The King wants me to leave the city tomorrow.’ The King was how he called Regis when he disagreed with him.

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I couldn’t sleep last night so at 5am I made this list please enjoy

If Bobby Flay is straight culture who is gay culture?
- guy fieri: gays like memes
- Alton brown because every lesbian I’ve ever met fuckin loves this dude
- Ted Allen: he’s a gay I think he was on some gay show
- Ree Drummond: I like her, therefore she is gay culture probably
- Geoffrey Zakarian: he dresses gay as hell, this ones a reach
- Chef Anne (wtf is her last name) is she a lesbian? She looks like a lesbian so she is gay culture
- Rachel ray: idk I want to have her so the cishets dont

Headcannons for the boys when Netflix started trending

I’m gonna rant real quick idk wtf happened but apparently this didn’t post last night so Here It Is Now

-I think we all know it took some persuasion from Pony to invest in an account but after a while he gave in and got the up to four screens at a time pack

-Was highkey pissed when all the boys started freeloading off of it

-He’s all comfy in bed at like 9:30 getting ready to watch OISNB and he gets the message on his tv telling him that too many people are watching at once
-He checks who’s using HIS account

-He picks up his old ass phone (idk but it’s pink and has the coiled wire the bell phones)


- He’s all causal eating popcorn “Listen, Darry. They just put Moana as an option and then I saw that they have Finding Dory too and I don’t have time to watch them separately so-”


-“PS Baby Dory is a-dor-a-ble. Totally deserved more screen time.”


-“Although…I do like Ellen Degeneres’ performance…I find it quite modern and realistic.”


-“Dar, chill it’s like, what? Twelve dollars a month”

-“eleven ninety-nine.”

- “Wait…why are you watching Orange is the New Black?”

-“you know what…forget it. ENJOY YOUR FREELOADING!” He slams the phone so quick. He doesn’t ask about the last show

-Darry hates Piper, thinks she’s a total bitch

-He watches all the trending shows or the unpopular documentaries there’s no in between

-He’s a HuGe fan of Stranger Things

-Watches Friday Night Lights thinking it’ll remind him of his high school days

-He threatens to cancel the subscription when the boys piss him off

-it’s such a powerful threat that it has never gotten to the point where he actually had to do it, they cut the shit immediately

-legitimately how he gets the boys to get their shit together

-He convinced Darry by telling him that it would cost less than going to the movies all the time and a lot safer

-He’s the one constantly reminding everyone that it’s illegal to use their account because they’re cheating the company

-They all look at other with serious faces then turn back to Pony and laugh their asses off because the law has never stopped them before

-It makes Johnny feel bad but he needs his daily fix of One Tree Hill so he got over it

-The one watching The Great British Baking Show because the American version isn’t there but he finds the accents soothing

-He gets frustrated because he’ll think he knows what they’re making but it’s just a word used America that turns out to be a different thing in the U.K. (Stuff like Biscuits)

-tbh doesn’t know what they’re talking about half the time…that or has never heard of what they’re making in his entire young life

-He has the masked icon as his “who’s watching” profile picture

-He somehow managed to convince Darry to get the four screen plan but it was never so that the other guys could use too it was just because he wanted the higher HD quality they didn’t offer in the other plans

-If he watches something he’s ashamed of, knowing everyone has access to his history, he’ll go delete it

-Its like the My Little Pony marathons never happened

-The one who gave the rest of the gang the username and password

-Worst mistake ever because now Dallas has Darry’s credit card information

-He doesn’t watch a lot of Netflix he mostly only went to movies to make Pony happy he only really enjoyed a few

-His attention span is just too short he can’t sit still to watch a movie for an hour or two

-Despite that, he can binge shows if he wants to

-If he’s sad he’ll watch Clueless and quotes the shit out of it

-Honestly Soda is the type to watch anything from a kids movie to a documentary on GMO foods like he only uses Netflix when he has nothing else to do

-To him it’s just one of those apps you don’t want to delete because you might need it but you never really use it

-His icon is the penguin

-He wishes they had a blue penguin

-but they don’t so he settles for the orange one

-he’s called the company multiple times to complain he’s waiting for them to call back

-Fought Pony the first couple of days


-“Listen, PoNyBoNeR. NOBODY and I mean NOBODY watches movies on Netflix it’s all about binging Baby Daddy, my friend.”


-He ignores that last comment and answers the question, “Yes. And I say movies suck.”

-“DUDE the reviews for Wonder Woman were crazy I wanted to see it.”

-“Yeah, like I want to spend my precious time watching a lil twerp watch a chick flick.”

-Truth is he already went to see it five times

-Actually watches every show out there but mostly comedies

-Rewatches Friends all the time

-He’s never actually watched a movie tho

-He’s like Soda he can’t sit still long enough

-He wouldn’t have a problem buying his own account if he had to but using The Curtis’ is much more fun

-He had the free trial for a month but he canceled his subscription when it was over like he does with every other free trial

-Only uses the account to watch porn in good quality

-That’s literally it I’m serious he doesn’t care for tv shows or movies it doesn’t have any other use to him

-Well he’s waiting for a good investment to come along and then he’s swiping that credit card info so

-He doesn’t use it for show watching purposes but he
does fuck around with profile names and changes the pictures to piss Soda off mostly

-He changes the penguin to the Panda and it is a problem because Soda likes penguins and Pandas just aren’t the same

-He watches the trendy shows and movies sometimes

-He takes Pony’s recommendations to heart because Pony loves this kinda thing so he figures Pony must know what he’s talking about

-He really likes Once Upon A Time

-And Raising Hope

-And literally any show that surrounds a group of friends because he relates to them for obvious reasons

-Okay but Gossip Girl is his shit

-The last profile has his name on it but the rest of boys share it

-Obsessed with Riverdale

-Pony didn’t fight with Johnny about using Netflix because he would tag along to movies before they got an account

-Always pushed Darry to sign up for Hulu instead because they update faster and it’s the same price for no commercials as the 4 screen plan

-Helps Dally mess up the names

-Shamelessly watches whatever he wants

-Toddlers and Tiaras? Sure.

-My Little Pony? Yep.

-Cupcakes Wars? Hell yeah!

-Just no OITNB because that shit gets too crazy for him (RIP Dylan)

-Watches New Girl like it’s his religion

- He watched Family Guy and American Dad in the actual order they came out except for the first few seasons bc the quality/art style sucked

- He’s the type of person who need need needs to have something to snack on while he’s watching a show

-like he’ll plan it out or just save his food until he watches his show

-Laughed at Pony for spending all his time watching movies but now he never leaves his house because he’s binging shows

-They had the same conversation as the one with Two except Steve watched Wonder Woman seven times and once was with Sodapop who made him swear not to tell Pony

-But he’s a bitch so he exposed him when Soda refused to admit that Rainbow Dash is better than Pinky Pie

-Pony flipped

-Then Two came forward and it was a huge mess

This is for @maxisprettygay and @matt-dillon-trash

IM STILL SO MAD LIKE WHY DIDNT IT POST?? But at least it’s going up now

rottenappleheart replied to your post “Watching horror games and then immediately going to bed is the S/M of…”

wtf meta

simple answer: hurts so good.

complex answer: Idk, I was just thinking about it last night. my mind is filled with thoughts of it as I lay down in bed, but ultimately I was in control of the disturbing content. So the changed perception brought on by that content was more than just purely terrifying. Some people I know who are into S/M say that going through actions in a consensual scene alters their perception of these very intense feelings and experiences such that it’s exciting rather than miserable.

But I don’t think everyone can go watch every FNAF jumpscare or something and then just curl up under the covers. Some people only get nightmares that way.

anonymous asked:

Also things that have probably happened with a totally fucked sense of time: One time Rhi goes to sleep for a straight week and Adaena is so scared because she thinks she’s dead. Also, their parties probably last for so fucking long. Like, a 2 year long bender where the Fey all get smashed on like berry wine or some shit idk

Yeeess. And when Adaena on her first night there is like “um is there somewhere I can lie down” and Rhi is like wtf why?? and Adaena’s like… to sleep… and Rhi is like wtf you sleep EVERY SINGLE NIGHT how do you get anything done???

Exo sleeping in the same room must be so weird like

Suho: alright, good night kids.
Sehun: mom I’m cold.
Kai: mom, Baek is touching me
Suho: Baekhyun, stop touching Kai. It’s weird.
Baek: he keeps hogging D.O. Everyone knows hes the warmest
D.O: only because of my internal hate fire for you, smol Chanyeol.
Kai: D.O only likes me, anyway.
D.O: tru.
Sehun: mom, I’m cold.
Chen: hey, where’s Luhan, Kris, and Tao?
Suho: idk
Lay: *giggle figgle*
Chen: wtf
Chanyeol: wait, if Baekhyun is small Chanyeol, then what am I?
D.O: Long Bacon.
Xuimin: actually, where are those three?
Lay: tee hee
Sehun: mom, I’m cold.
Xuimin: Lay, what happened to the other three?
Lay: they came home last night and I gave the brownies
Suho: fffffffffffff
Chen: what?
Lay: and Kris tried to breathe fire, Luhan thought he was a deer and would only walk on all fours, and Tao started to eat long pieces of tree bark
Baekhyun: what happened?
Lay: *whispers* i think they got high.
Chanyeol: was there weed in the brownies?
Lay: maybe a little bittle
Chanyeol: are you high now?
Lay: teeny weeny bit
D.O: everyone go tf to sleep
Sehun: mom, I’m cold.

My father is leaving to Spain next monday so:

Aunt: “Hey, your father will need a suitecase, right?”
Me: “Yes, we need to buy one”
Aunt: “It’s ok. I will give you one so you can save money”
Me: *thinks about how much $$ my aunt has and the buys expensive stuff* Ok, ty aunt.

* next day *

Grandma: “Did you see the suitcase your aunt left here today? It’s for your father.”
Me: “No. Let me see” … * thinks how cool the suitcase must be * … * sees the suitcase * “wtf, this is the ugliest suitcase I ever saw omg”
My father: “That’s so ugly. There’s no way I will use it.”
Me: “I’m sure is expensive. Sometimes the good things are the ugliest. Right grandma?”
Grandma: “Idk. Your aunt found it last night. That suitcase was the one your uncle used to use when he went to the troop, 40 years ago.”

i’m so done right now. Me waiting for something amazing and expensive. *sighs*