idk why this is funny but it is

Going Out like

Sauron: [a polished High Dark aesthetic, black leather and scaled armour, metal everywhere, furs, rich embroidery, gold, rubies, and/or the bones of enemies for accent if feeling decorative, not not a hair out of place]
Sauron: …my Lord?
Morgoth, butt-naked: *grabs bathrobe and adjusts crown* im good lets lets go

  • phone: *ring ring*
  • Lance: *picks up phone* hey Shiro I'm just hanging out with Keith what's up
  • Shiro: I'm at the store I just wanted to know if you guys needed anything
  • Keith: *odd crunching in background*
  • Shiro: please tell me Keith isn't eating raw spaghetti out of the container again
  • Lance: *looks at Keith, who has stopped crunching*
  • Keith: *shakes head slowly*
  • Lance: no

*loses Steve in a store*

Dustin: don’t worry I got this guys

Dustin: *uses hand as microphone* “oh Steve’s hair? Yea he uses-”

Steve: u little shit I will disown u right now


lmao I forgot I made this so I finished it.
this was just a little inside joke I was discussing about sugar daddy Viktor being extra af

Nick: [about Harry’s collection of suits] are these gonna get a different wear, Harry?

Harry: Well I have a couple of christenings coming up, so I might reuse the gold–

Nick, horrified: You CAN’T wear–

Harry, continuing: Yeah I might use the gold one–

Nick: No.

Harry: For…[waits for Nick to protest again]…for the christening

Nick: You can’t wear that to a christening

Harry: I think I’ll, it, I think I’ll be subtle. I’ll slide in, stand at the back–

Nick, again: No.

Harry: uh, slip out just before the end–

Nick, for the third time in about thirty seconds: No.