idk why this is either

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Hong Jisoo in his class yearbook…

cr. chiagiaa

Drag Race Asks

RuPaul: What’s your greatest strength – charisma, uniqueness, nerve or talent?
Sharon Needles:  Do you like scary movies, Sidney?  What’s your favourite?
Chad Michaels:  Is there someone you can impersonate to perfection?
Untucked:  What’s the shadiest thing you’ve ever said?
Available On iTunes!:  The first five songs that come into your head.
Michelle Visage: Are you a tough critic or a sweet little pussycat?
Bianca Del Rio:  Stone, gold, glass… What’s your heart made of?
Bob The Drag Queen:  Tell us a joke, funny girl!
Santino Rice:  Describe the strangest outfit you’ve ever worn, Amadeus.
Guest Judges:  Name three people, alive or dead, whose opinions really matter to you
All-Stars:  Ever had a brush with fame?
Absolut Vodka:  Favourite drink?
Bebe Zahara Benet:  Do you represent your hometown or not?
Raja:  Did you roll with the cool kids at school?  Or, if you weren’t a Heather, Heather, what clique did you fit with, Heather?
Willam:  A choice of questions – either tell us about a time you were thrown out of somewhere, or tell us about the sickest you’ve ever felt…
Jinkx Monsoon:  Trouble sleeping?  Or trouble staying awake?
Mimi Imfurst:  How far would you go to grab people’s attention?
Drag U:  Condragulations!  You’ve won a fabulous free makeover!  What sickening style icon will it be based on?
Max:  What colour is your hair today, and what’s your favourite colour it’s ever been?
Alyssa + Coco:  Can you hold a grudge?  (Extra points if you tell us all about it)
Tyra Sanchez:   Give us an unpopular opinion.
Katya:  If you could live in any country in all the world, where would you go?
Ongina:  Would you ever shave your head?  (If you already have, we want pics!)
PhiPhi O’Hara:  Is it better to be loved or feared?
Latrice Royale:  Tell us about a time you picked yourself up after a fall (and know that we’re so proud of you, hon!)
Shangela:  If at first you don’t succeed…  Is there something in life where you keep on try-trying-again?
Nina Flowers:  Does your look match your personality?
Violet Chachki:  What’s your favourite physical feature?
Naomi Smalls:  Take the first name of one of your personal idols, and the last name from another.  This makes the name of your brand new persona – now tell us all about your gorgeous self!
Jiggly Caliente: May I call you Jiggly?

Three old ladies were having caf together, discussing how wonderful and accomplished their sons are.

The first woman said, “My son is a soldier. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Sir’.

The second woman said, “Well, my son is a senator of the Galactic Republic. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, ‘My Lord’.”

The third woman said smugly, “My son is a Jedi Knight. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, ‘Master Jedi’.”

A fourth woman, dressed in the most outrageous red robes and sporting terrifying facial tattoos, spoke up from a table in the corner: “My son is a drop-dead handsome, 5-foot-9, hard-bodied Sith Lord. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, ‘OH MY GOD!!’”

Sick Klance Headcanons That No One Asked For

–When Keith is sick he is Not Used to caretaking and as such is rly uncomfortable with it
–So he tries to stay away from Lance so Lance won’t try
–Lance is not stupid and realizes this and he’s hurt at first but then realized why
–So he goes into Stealth Mode
–“I have no idea why my big, floppy sweaters I know u love are in your drawer on the very top”
–“what? tea appeared on the table with honey, just the kind that’s good for a sore throat? sure a Mystery”
–“I just felt like stocking up on cough drops and cold meds idk why”
–Keith is not stupid either and knows but he’s just grateful that Lance isn’t making a huge deal
–And one day Keith just gives in and just walks over to Lance and lays his head in his lap and Lance strokes his hair and gives his sick bf cuddles

–Lance is a drama queen when he’s mildly ill but is insistent that he’s fine when he’s actually seriously sick
–*sneezes* “I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory is this where it gets me on my feet several feet ahead of me if I see it do I run or fire my gun or let it be there is no melody Keith my first friend my last enemy maybe the last face I’ll ever see”
–*has a fever over 104, can’t see straight, is coughing up blood, low-key can’t breathe* hey friends how are u I am fIne yep tOtallY fine
–As such the minute Lance stops being dramatic Keith is ready for the hospital or some urgent medical attention
–But Keith also has too much of a soft spot for Lance to not take care of him even if he knows Lance is being a drama queen
–Keith isn’t the best at caretaking but he tries his best and Lance thinks it’s the sweetest thing and loves it
–“Do you need water, medicine, anything?” “All I need is you ❤”
–Lance is a sap when sick and loves any sort of affection

May be edited when I’m off mobile
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