idk why these are kinda choppy

FUCK YEAH ITS HANUKKAH

OKAY OKAY OKAY so

  • probably there’s only a couple dozen jewish crew members
  • but theres also people like uhura, who love cultures and religions and make an effort to celebrate the holidays too
  • so we’ve got this lil ragtag group of hanukkah-celebrators tryin to figure out the best way to celebrate on a starship
  • first order of business- food. food is #1 for a lot of jews, esp with the holidays
  • well, i dont know about you, but i kinda doubt that the replicators already are programmed with traditional hanukkah foods (latkes, sufganiot, etc)
  • and besides, replicated food is never as good
  • therefore- COOKING
  • okay so now theres this group of people holed up in the ships kitchen trying to make a shit ton of food
  • and uhura manages to recruit scotty, who fucking welds a giant ass hanukkiah for them to use
  • and so theres like 30ish people gathered around, and theyve got a table FULL of food, and a bowl filled with chocolates, and a bunch of them are playing dreidel
  • (chekov is there. they arent 100% sure why, but he fits right in, so    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )
  • and its very happy and theres food and people are dancing and music and idk probably people show up partway through and ask to be educated about the holiday
  • so theres a puppet show in the corner explaining the story of hanukkah and its beautiful

(okay, seriously, i have no idea what most of this is. im completely exhausted but i kinda felt like writing something, and i keyboard-vomited this up. sorry for the weirdly choppy bullet-y style. im too tired to mess with it. Anyway, happy hanukkah to all your other jewish followers, and you know, try not to eat too much?)

@deadnotsleepng this is ALL I EVER WANTED THANKS SO MUCH FOR SUBMITTING!!!!