idk why i made this but i did

#thanksgivingwithBTS in a nutshell:

jungkook: can someone pass the salt

jimin: idk can u pass ur classes 

jhope: who the fuck made this stuffing its dry af

suga: not as dry as ur love life

rapmon: this sandwich tastes like shit

v: its got more taste than ur kimdaily outfits 

jungkook: why am i at the kids table

jin: why dont u ask ur nonexistent diploma

jungkook: its ok ill ask ur nonexistent lines

jhope: how the fuck did we forget about the pie

v: same way u forgot ur mixtape drop date

jin: didnt i teach any of u some fucking manners

jungkook: i thought we taught u how to fucking dance but

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Favourite Shadowhunters outfits: Raphael in 1.09

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happy birthday johnny seo  // #HappyJohnnyDay

Can you imagine Lito having a cold though??? 

“I cannot breathe Hernando. Hernando I am dying.”

Hernando, Hernando it is too hot in here. It is too hot and the blankets are SUFFOCATING ME HERNANDO.” 

*several hours of loud sniffing*

“Hernando do you still love me although I am disgusting and sick?” 

“Why is this happening to me? I don’t deserve this. Am I not a good person? I do not deserve this.” 

“These tissues are made of sandpaper, Hernando. My nose can take no more.” 

“Hernando. Hernando I am cold why did you take the blankets off me? Hernando hold me.” 

“I want to LIVE, Hernando.” 

Need me a new toothbrush…

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                                     You may be gone
                     But out here in the desert
   Your shadow lives on without you

// Happy Lunar New Year to everyone celebrating!  ✧(*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ̑̑  Wishing you guys all the best as we move onto the year of the Rooster! ♡  - Admin Dissu

Lead Role (Phan Smut)

Summary: Pastel!Dan get’s the role in the school’s production of Alice in Wonderland and Punk!Phil shows him just how proud he is.

Warnings: Smut, Daddy!Kink, no specified ages but Dan is younger and they’re in HS. 

A/N - Send in prompts guys! i enjoy smut on occasion but i definitely prefer to write fluff, idk why<3

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