idk why i did this gonna cry now

Just imagine….

Dan takes Phil to a really fancy restaurant for a date. Phil’s excited, but he could see the anxiousness and anxiety all over Dan’s face so he thinks, ‘Maybe this is it. Maybe Dan is finally going to propose.’ So he just sits there and eats his food contently, keeping himself alert at all times. After dinner, it happens. Phil looks up to see Dan slowly get down on one knee and Phil’s stomach flutters as he covers his mouth with his hands. Dan begins his speech, “Phil, I really love you a lot. And I’ve been thinking about this moment for the majority of the time I’ve known you, so Phil…” He begins, putting his hand in his jacket pocket and keeping his hand closed tightly around it, “will you…” This is it this is it…. Dan opens his palm, revealing a dead hamster, “let me put this hamster to good use?” And winks.

saveshootingstar  asked:

Okay endless people have sent it in; an episode where Star and Marco have a doll, bag of flour, egg, etc. to "parent" but has no one thought of Star accidentally poofing the item into a real baby? Do you not realize how hilarious that one would be? "STAR WHAT DID YOU DO", "this is our baby now idk what happened my wand poofed", "OH MY GOD WHY IS IT CRYING", "I DON'T KNOW ... I'M GONNA CALL IT RICKY", "no Star we're not calling it Ricky"

Oh my god, that would be priceless
“You got to name the puppies” - A. Mim