idk why i did this but some are funny

personal understanding of the signs
  • aries: little bitch who's always pissed off
  • taurus: can go from big cuddly teddy bear to el fuckass within minutes
  • gemini: the absolute worst and best at the same time. the funniest, make sure to love them
  • cancer: they are a big ball of confidence until u make one (1) relatively negative comment about em, then it's all tears and drama
  • leo: really outgoing and sweet. playful cuddlers, but probably has a secret evil side
  • virgo: the most sophisticated of the signs. despite this, they REALLY know how to party
  • libra: suspicious. very unpredictable and spontaneous, you never know what they're up to
  • scorpio: ice. fucking. cold. they're really fun when you're on good terms with them, but get on their bad side and they will ruin you.. tbh they're the baddest bitches out there
  • sagittarius: really chill. can easily be anyone's best friend. can throw a kickass party when the time comes
  • capricorn: they're uh.. strange, to say the least. they got some odd characteristics and even weirder secrets. but overall, really funny people
  • aquarius: the softest. really sweet, everyone loves them. i can barely believe it when i hear that an aquarius did something wrong.
  • pisces: they're almost as two-faced as geminis, but i think that's pretty useful. for the most part, they're fun to be around
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Ground control to Captain Andor, AKA the Rebelcaptain Astronaut AU no one ever asked me to make

The year is 2032. It’s the end of construction to extend the International Space Station with a top-of-the-line rotating habitat, bringing the old station into the new age of space travel. Captain Cassian Andor has been on a solo mission to the ISS to install the Key To Station Operations, an AI more commonly known as K-2SO, whose job it is to manage the newly expanded station, as well as assist the crew when necessary, enabling the entire station to be run by only one crew-member at a time. 

To put the new features to the test, Cassian is to leave the station in the hands of Jyn Erso, a British astronaut send in from the ESA. She arrives two days before Cassian’s planned departure to earth, and the widely different pair take an immediate dislike to each other.

Unfortunately for them both (or perhaps fortunately), due to a critical error in K’s programming, he accidentally ejects Cassian’s return pod five hours too soon. The capsule is sent floating off into space unmanned, and Cassian is stuck on the ISS with Jyn. His only option is to wait out Jyn’s two-month mission and take the planned descend back down with her. Suddenly, they need to somehow find a way to get along for a total of 64 days.

There’s room enough on the station for them to avoid each other most of the time, but for some reason they never do; instead they get in each other’s space, his hand on her elbow when he drifts by her, her eyes always finding his as the first thing when she enters a room. Cassian isn’t sure when the feel of her loose hair tickling his throat as she floats by stopped bothering him. Sometimes he’s not even sure if it ever really bothered him at all. Jyn doesn’t remember when she started thinking of Cassian’s discarded jackets left in her workspace as an annoyance and started seeing them as signs of the kind of life she tried to leave behind on earth, but now longs for.

Without realising it, they’ve both started closely orbiting each other as surely as the station itself is orbiting the earth.

By day 17, they’ve both privately begun to understand that maybe they aren’t as different from the other as they first thought. By day 34 nothing’s been done about it, but even two people as repressed as Jyn and Cassian will have to snap at some point when pushed together in such close quarters…

I found time so I did one for Lila as well! Kell’s could be found here! :D

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The signs while stoned

aries: “this is stupid, where’s the alcohol”
taurus: *opens fridge and eats everything*
gemini: “this stuff smells, but it makes me feel good so idk”
cancer: “wow did I just laugh for once” “am I actually happy” “what is this feeling”
leo: *plays video game without blinking for hours*
virgo: “why did I do this” “why do I feel like this” “I feel funny” “guys when will this end”
libra: doesn’t stop talking (probably about something they love)
scorpio: “I really want to have sex right now”
sagittarius *doing something weird (but funny) af in the corner of the room*
capricorn: chillin, randomly giggles
aquarius: *thinks of some complex theoretical idea* *blows mind of person sitting next to them*
pisces: *scrolls through social media quietly laughing*

Mafia BTS Reacting to you cutting onions

Anonymous said:
henlo I love your blog and I was wondering if you can do a BTS reaction to you having tears running down your face, thinking that you’re crying but in reality you just got done cutting some onions for their dinners 😂😂 idk I just thought it was funny and it was 4:00am when i thought of this

I tried..I really did, lol. I hope you Enjoy <3

Jin: “Oh my goodness jagi, I thought you were actually crying! Thank goodness you’re okay though.”

Originally posted by bwiseoks

Suga: *really worried* “You okay babe?” “Yeah, why?” “You’re crying. Did you hurt anything?” *you laugh* “No, I just finished cutting some onions and my eyes started watering.” *sigh of relief* “Thank goodness!” *hugs you*

Originally posted by allforbts

Hoseok: *Is cooking with you and both of you start to cry and Hobi starts being over-dramatic* *Jungkook walks in* JK:“You guys okay?” JH:“Not know Jungkook! Can’t you see that we’re having a moment?!” JK: *walks away* “This hyung..”

Originally posted by hoseokxx

Namjoon: *You’re helping him cut onions and he starts crying* You:“awe babe, is it too much for you?” NJ:“No! Here you do it!” *you start to cut the onions by yourself and start to tear up* NJ:“Awe babe, too much?” You:“SHHHHH.”

Originally posted by rapnamu

Jimin: He see’s that you’re crying and picks you up unexpectedly. You scream and start to kick around and he takes you to the couch and he starts to cuddle you. You:“Ji, what are you doing?” JM:“You were crying, I was cuddling you to make you feel better!” You:“I was cutting an onion babe, I’m fine.” JM: *hesitates* *shrugs and cuddles closer to you anyway and doesn’t let go*

Originally posted by jiyoongis

Taehyung: You’re both in the kitchen and you’re cutting up the vegetables but he’s too invested in the bubbling that’s coming from the pot on the stove to notice that you’re beginning to cry. And you just laugh at his amazement.

Originally posted by taehyunglq

Jungkook: You’re cutting onions and begin to cry. So Jungkook trying to be the macho man he is, he takes over for you while you prepare the other ingrediants. Then he begins to cry and you laugh at him like the way he did to you. JK:“I’m not crying! My eyes are just sweaty!”

Originally posted by jungkookfortunekookies

I tried to make this funny..let me know if any of you laughed lol
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anonymous asked:

Honestly as someone who grew up with the 80s Voltron I'm uncomfortable with everyone here laughing at Lotor being mistreated in the old show. As a kid I really felt for him and seeing everyone laugh and hoping this is gonna be in the new show is kinda 😰😰 for me. Everyone in the 80s loved him for being put upon but never submitting to the abuse so idk why modern audience feels differently

I think if you think seriously about the stuff that happen in DotU then you will understand Lotor just wanted to be loved and never was, and was constantly bullied by everyone around him. But I feel like the modern audience perceives old voltron as more of a comedic series, so people dun really get in too deep into stuff? Like everything about it is funny from today’s perspective. EVERYTHING

And like ok, first when I watched it it was hilarious, and Lotor is kinda obnoxious and creepy in a way, so he did deserve some of the stuff, and I did like all the jokes about him, cause they were funny.

But then at some point you kinda begin to feel for him… And I remember there was this one part where Allura says something like

“No one can love Lotor!” and the Voltron team all laugh

And then I was like “OH THAT’S IT!! HOW DARE??? HOW DAREEEE?? YOU ASSHOLES! HE IS MY SON NOW AND I WILL LOVE HIM FOREVER AND EVER! 

(And that is the story of how I adopted Lotor haha. )

And I know Lotor was like super popular and loved character back then, (and people wanted him and Allura to get together more than her and Keith haha) so in a way they did something right with that character.

So I hope that they do keep that “Lotor being a loser but never gives up“ part in VLD, and even the abusive relationship with Zarkon, because it makes him a relatable character, and I know VLD won’t make a joke of these things but will expand upon these issues.

So yeah..

I honestly dunno how they can top DotU Lotor in VLD… I just love DotU Lotor so much I dun feel like I could love any other version more haha, but we’ll see.

Two years ago I did this exact thing to this exact girl and she recognized me in the crowd and waved at me so I walked up with a dollar and she grabbed it and said “open your mouth… nothing’s changed”. Idk why but I think it’s so fucking funny. I literally saw her at LB Pride 2015, SD Pride 2016 and LB Pride 2017 and some how she remembers me

anonymous asked:

hello and idk if this is too nsfw for you, but i just think it's funny, you can ignore it if u want, but what would toDORKi's, izuku's, and bakugou's reactions b to their s/o walking past them and slappin' their butts. thanksssssssssssssssss and keep up the good writing!!! <3

(Thank you, dear! Also, omg, poor boys.)

Todoroki Shuoto:

  • The first thing that goes through Shouto’s mind when his partner slaps his ass is “why?”, did he do anything to upset them? Did he deserve some kind of punishment. 
  • When he sees them smiling at him, he’ll be even more confused before catching on with what happened. A scarlet blush will dust his cheeks as he thinks as of why they did it.
  • He would probably avoid them for a while after the incident until he thinks it over. He won’t return the gesture, but he would confront them about it and probably ask them not to do it again.

Bakugou Katsuki:

  • He immediately takes a fighting stance ready to blow up whoever dared to touch his bottom. Seeing it was only his significant other, he shouts at them to come back to him and demands an explanation.
  • when they just raise their shoulders and smirk at him, Bakugou’s frustration will combine with his anger and he’d simply combust, as usual, letting his mouth run wild like a windmill.
  • When he catches them again, he’ll return the slap, him being the one with a shit eating grin on his face. He’d behave like he didn’t do it, which will give birth to a butt slapping contest between the two.

Midoriya Izuku:

  • Midoriya would exclaim when he feels the slap on his butt, turning around quickly to see who was hitting him and already getting prepared to throw a punch if he needed.
  • He’d be both confused and flustered when he sees it was just his significant other. So many thoughts would run through his mind, like wonders if they were already so far in the relationship.
  • Deku would ask them why they did it, his face and tip of his ears red from embarrassment. He would be such a stuttering mess. Please don’t mess with this child, he’ll die if he’s too flustered.
DARK DOESN'T SHARE FOOD
  • Bim: So are you gonna call this one back?
  • Dark: Haha, nope.
  • Bim: What are you talking about, Anti's great!
  • Dark: Oh really, you wanna know what your great friend did?
  • Out of nowhere...
  • Bim: That's it?! That's why you won't go out with him again? So he took some fries, big deal.
  • Dark: Hey, hey look, it's not about a few fries, it's about what the fries represent.
  • Bim: What?
  • Dark: ALL FOOD! DARK DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!!

anonymous asked:

reese piece geese! what did you think of the season! :D

i thought it was cool and funny idk why people r shitting on it sm… like yes it did have some points that i did NOT like but there were a lot of good moments………… 

anonymous asked:

Do you have any relationship headcanons for bayverse crosshairs with a female human? (It's hard to imagine since he seems to have mostly a dislike for humans with few exceptions like Kate Yeager)

(I already did them here, but why not some more??)

Crosshairs

  • He doesn’t like fleshy’s (at all), but he will not lie, he is all about that Booty™. And that means ass taps for days. btw he likes it when u sit on his hands.
  • Despite the fact that you (might idk) know how to fend for yourself, he treats you like you actually are glass. I can be funny tbh.
  • He doesn’t really care about looks too much tho. He doesn’t care nor know anything about skin color, and neither does he care about your weight. He still likes you. There is no difference to him (just as long as you think his trenchcoat is cool).

anonymous asked:

i love the how many kids exo would have thingy you did, its funny bc i see a couple (or more) ppl on here have also said chan would suit/be good for twins is that a weird coincidence?

He’s destined to have twins with @tenseoyong xD 
No but really, like idk why I see him with twins? Like… yes! We need some Park twins :3 Xoxo, Ara~

anonymous asked:

I'm guessing the reason for the new names is because of the concept. it would be really odd to change stage names a year and a half after debut unless it was a Japan debut (like how daesung is d-lite). they are truly New Kids, except bobby bi and june are still... bobby bi and june. I'm just really curious why the new names. sorry for the ramble it was just a thought I had ^^

iKONICS ARE TRIGGERED

I’m dying this is too funny 😂 Here some infos for everyone who is wondering why they changed the names etc. 

  1. First of all, yes it is official. The names are not a joke, it’s true.
  2. iKON’s concept for this cb is ‘New kids’ = New stage names
  3. They made the names much easier so international fans would get to know ALL members and not only hanbin, bobby & junhoe (my guess)
  4. They did not change the names for hanbin = B.I / Jiwon = Bobby / Junhoe = Ju-ne SINCE those were already stage names
  5. Will they stick with these names forever now ? idk hopefully not 😂

basically--perfect  asked:

I'd hug you... but I obviously can't... so I'll just tell you a joke Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it. *ba dum tssss* (Did it help, if not then eat cake. Cake is always good.) p.s go you for telling your mom p.p.s I really enjoy your blog but that doesn't mean that you need to always do it, if you need some time to clear your head or find your inner peace (idk) then do it, we'd understand

I love you x

anonymous asked:

Am I the only one who thinks its cute/funny that Jared's full demon form has 5 eyes and yet he still only wears glasses for 2 eyes. Idk its just kinda a cute-ish thing I noticed Btw love ya admin you got some v good art 👍

**Ah lmao I figured that could be a cute aspect of that design, which is why I did it! He doesn’t have human ears either in that form, so his glasses kinda just float there. I’m happy someone finally commented on it lmao
And aaa wowie thank you for the compliment! ♡♡
-Admin

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so recentely i started watching Rick and Morty.I binge watched all the seasons and thought they were amazing/hilarious. i decided to join a facebook group, hoping for a place where ppl would be discussing stuff, post art and so on. I did join, however, the only thing people were doing, was bashing on season 3. now i am no RnM expert, or anything, but I don’t see how season 3 was any worse than the previous two. The had a cool plot, had some really funny jokes and I enjoyed/loved them just as much as the previous episodes. So… COULD SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN ME WHY OTHER PEOPLE (maybe even fans who have been much longer than me in this fandom) HATE THE NEW SEASON SO MUCH??? IS IT BECAUSE OF TBE FEMALE WRITERS NOW??? DID THE SHOW BECOME THAT BAD AND I HAVEN’T NOTICED??? Idk, but this realization kinda makes me sad

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My bias is an actual angel.

This is honestly why hani is my bias. Like it’s impossible to argue that she’s popular for no reason. She’s beautiful, smart as hell, great at singing, and also super kind and funny. I mean honestly, she’s the perfect person. Idk how she does it. Like HOW DID GOD MAKE HER WITH ALL THESE AMAZING QUALITIES. LEAVE SOME FOR US PEASANTS.

Brother VS Boyfriend

Request: Can you do one where bucky is dating Sam’s sister and Sam catch them like in a heated kiss and the two get into like a fight and the sister has to calm Sam down and like calm Bucky down all fluff and cute and funny

A/N: I SUCK AT COMING UP WITH NAMES FOR MY IMAGINES, I think we have all realized that by now. Idk the imagine is not that fluffy but I did try to make it funny! Hopefully you’ll like it!

Pairing: Bucky x reader

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idk guys, I really liked this finale. I get why some might be disappointed that they didn’t give the Tammy/Phoenixperson or Evil Morty plotlines pay off yet, but that’s kinda what they do. That’ll get more advancement next season, and I’m cool with that. The overarching plot is a slow-burner, has been from the beginning.

R&M prefers to focus on character development, which it did a lot of in this finale. It was funny and (mostly) lighthearted and Rick showed how much he cares about his family, even if he did it in a very begrudging, borderline Jerry-murdering way (Rick: You’re my daughter, Beth, of course I wasn’t going to kill you. The gun was for Jerry. / literally every other Smith than Jerry: Awww! / Jerry: The FUCK) and the clone-Beth thing got way more development way faster than I thought it was and I’m happy that Beth finally seems happy and at peace with herself and embracing her family and I dig the badass hilarious POTUS in the show and I’m glad he made it out alive.

on Rick: happy he continues to be a surly tsundere dad and grandpapa, feel bad his family was so willing to give him up even though he kind of forced their hand there, hope he gets some positive character development and rebuilds his relationships with everyone else next season (besides Jerry, I like them as rivals too much, lol). Also was implied to be autistic (and Morty beaming at it kind of implied he is too), which hopefully gets a little exploration in future episodes, along with his sexuality/ethnicity/mental illness.

on Morty: I do like Morty continuing to show how smart and badass he’s gotten, and it’s believable and kind of a relief that Morty would value this version of his family over Rick since he’s already lost his original version because of Rick once and is getting increasingly protective of them, no matter what cost. But I will always miss the much more innocent Morty from S1. With everyone on the cast becoming so cynical and jaded, it gets a little depressing, and Morty was a good contrast to his family in that sense. I don’t see how he can believably go back to that, so I just hope he gets some of the happiness and peace of mind he deserves (maybe with more Dr. Wong family-sessions next season?). Did like it when he and Rick spent most of the episode getting along more than usual.

on Summer: She didn’t get much time to shine in this episode, but no complaints here about her season-long treatment, I love Valley Girl, Action Girl Summer. I want her to get more characterization on her own, like maybe a solo-Summer story next season about her at school and how she’s dealing with what happened with Tammy, and more development in her relationships with Rick, Morty, and Beth.

on Beth: I love how much they explored Beth this season, especially in the last two episodes, even though it was really upsetting to see how much Rick’s parenting messed her up and how quickly she jumped to the conclusion that she wasn’t real/was just a clone because of Summer commenting on liking her more now. Too bad we only got the adventures with Beth Rick promised at the start in one episode, and even Rick said it didn’t really count as an adventure. Maybe some next season in Rick’s attempts to win back her adoration, yes yes?

on Jerry: … don’t care. Keeping the telekinesis is cool, I guess. D+