idk why but this made me laugh so much

KJ WAS JAMMIN OUT TO HIS MUSIC AND COULDNT HEAR WHAT LILI WAS SAYING BUT WHEN HE FINALLY SAW WHAT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT (lili got a shirt that said ‘riverdale daddy’ and kj didn’t) THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WAS SO FUNNY, HE LOOKED SO SAD.

ヅヅ ヅヅ fucken subscribe  ヅヅ ヅヅ

fINALLY drew my favorite bro of all time and the first youtuber I subbed to waaay too long ago. honestly idk why I keep watching you pewds :D
seriously though, you’re the best dude and made me laugh so damn much in these past years, thank you <3


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anonymous asked:

Idk if you've watched the latest criminal masterminds, but Gavin explaining that he couldn't buy a car bc he spent all his money on his gold sunglasses made me laugh so hard. It sounds exactly like something fahc gav would say lmao

Haha not yet but i have heard him talk about that back in the day, which is pretty much the origin of why i write him the way i do. Gavin who took an equal cut after his first little job for Geoff, who’d never had so much money in his life, and with a new roof over his head, a borrowed gun and unlimited access to food he had no idea what he wanted to do with it. Just knew he wanted to do something, couldn’t fathom simply saving it all for when it was needed, for a practical purchase, not when Geoff swore there’d be more to come. 

The sunglasses were ridiculous, even young Gavin knew that, but he knew just as well that money and success were as much about image as they were true skill. The rich get richer, respected and pandered to by anyone who’s trying to improve their own station, criminals and upstanding citizens alike, so it always pays to look like you have money. Like you deserve their deference. To play up the accent these American’s go wild for, practice haughty arrogance and condensing smirks, purchase clothes better suited for a member of Ramsey’s illustrious crew. 

Maybe the glasses were obnoxious but no one could question Gavin’s faux wealth, and honestly he liked the way they made him look; like an asshole, sure, but one who owned it, who knew what he was and dared anyone to question him. Gavin’s still too young and skittish for Geoff’s kind of suave, not quite ready for the debonair charms he’d develop eventually, but for now trust fund baby with money to burn suited him fine. 

Or at least thats what Gavin tells himself while impulse buying the the brightest, shiniest, most obscenely expensive thing he spots after leaving the penthouse, never mind the fact that he’s a thief. That there are things he will actually need the money for. It’s what he tries to tell Geoff and Jack later, when they’re torn somewhere between hysterical laughter and abject horror, swearing up and down to never let him out alone again, to set up an allowance for his next cut, referring to Gavin’s jobs as his chores for months. The story of those stupid glasses comes up again each and every time Gavin sets his sights on some new ridiculous or impractical target, a never-ending joke the entire crew gets in on even years after that infamous first pair died a tragic death. 

taekook fic rec #3

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Enjoy and happy reading~


  1. Hit and Run

Summary: Jimin and Jungkook have been the top hitmen duo in Seoul since the day they picked up their first revolvers and shot a man without a second look back. But when they cross paths with a skilled hacker by the name of Kim Taehyung, things start to change up a little.

AU: Hitmen 

Rated: M

Length: 4 chps, 27.3k words

Warnings: Some violence and language  

My Review: Wow….I am so pleasantly surprised. I enjoyed this SO MUCH. The characterization was so on point along with the plot, romance, humor,…. everything. I never thought I would read a hitmen!AU for some reason and yet here I am today. It’s one of my top favorites. 

My Rating: 10/10 

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Shadowhunters crack (with lots of Malec) (x)

Holy shit, this kid is really trying to hurt people. Onion seemed a little creepy and mischievous to me, but I didn’t think he’d take things that far. Then again, I wonder how much younger than Steven he is… Steven’s probably like 9, and Onion looks quite a bit smaller than him. He might just not completely understand what he’s doing right now. Idk, I’m trying to give him the benefit of the doubt here, but it’s hard when he’s pummeling cars on top of people…

“AH, RICH DUCK!”

OKAY THAT MADE ME LAUGH

GO STEVEN, GO!

Seriously though, this is so dramatic omfg why

OH SHIT IT WAS STEVEN’S RANGER GUY ALL ALONG?

ONION, YOU LITTLE SHIT

anonymous asked:

*KICKS THE DOOR OPEN* HOW WOULD BAYVERSE BUMBLEBEE REACT TO HIS HUMAN SO SAYING FIRST TIME "I LOVE YOU" TO THE BOT?!?!

OH FRAG ME MAN THIS IS GOING TO BE PURE.

Bumblebee (Bayverse)


He has heard of the words, he has seen them, seen them all over the internet and on signs that decorated Earth’s streets in a thousand different languages. But never has Bumblebee heard them been spoken. 

When the scout settles in front of you in the cool grass, bringing his face to yours and nudging you while he hums his happiness, he had learned to expect you to show some kind of affection to him right then and there. The first few times you’d ever done that had been a surprise to him. He wasn’t sure how to react to your touch, no one has ever stroked his faceplates like that before. But like everything else on this planet, Bumblebee had grown accustomed to it.  

Now, he focused his optics on you– your smile, your bright eyes, your warm hand reaching out to rub his plating– Bee had leaned into your palm, buzzing in low, happy tones while you stroked your thumb alongside the angular components of his jawline. His thin finials flickered upwards from the top of his helm and shuddered where they stood, giving away just how much Bee enjoyed your movements, your presence, you, and it was amazing to the huge bot that he could feel this way about you at all. 

Minutes passed in blissful silence and you both knew he could fall into recharge right where he sat, but he also knew you couldn’t be bothered to stop touching him. The loving look and a pat on the side of his helm proved him right, and Bumblebee lowered himself down a little bit more to your level. He had his forearms rested on the ground at your feet and his legs began to straighten out behind him, slowly but effectively laying him down on the ground without a noise. He didn’t want to miss a single word you said, even if you hadn’t spoken at all to this point.

Bumblebee watched as you took off your jacket and laid it down on the grass to sit on, scooting forwards a bit so Bee would be able to rest is head in your lap had he come down closer. 

The Autobot did not disappoint. He rolled over onto his back and delicately laid his head in the dip of your lap, beeping and whirring as you massaged wiring and transformation seams hidden under armour plating. You had been chilly when you first took your coat off, but Bee’s body and head radiated heat like… Well, like a machine.You were willing to sacrifice your warmth anyways if it meant you could cuddle the bot like this more comfortably. 

The night continued as slowly and delicately as you two could have expected; Bumblebee had his optics closed, a steady vibration escaping his damaged vocaliser as you massaged him. Two large yet delicate hands came up over his head to wrap around your back, supporting your body as you relaxed into his heated servos. A single finger was massaging your back– a silent thanks, comfort, and repay all wrapped up in one gesture.

Your routines with this incredibly responsive being were kept nearly constant. Things would change here and there, but it would all play out the same way in the end: you two relaxing against each other, wordlessly telling the other that you’d never leave them, even if someday you both knew that you might have to.

Worlds apart, and yet you’ve never been closer.

Bumblebee had expected all of this. What he didn’t expect, was for you to drop a gentle kiss on the Autobot symbol on his forehelm, pat his faceplates and whisper a nearly-silent “I love you, Bumblebee…” against his heated plating. 

It it weren’t for the hypersensitive audial receptors that his race was born with, he may not have ever heard you speak. But he did, loud and clear, and his movements halted before he snapped his optics open and gazed at you. His optical ridges were pointed upwards and his optic discs were blown huge, his own excited, silent expression of “Really? Do you mean that?” 

A vibrating whir that sounded like quiet helicopter blades came from his throat as he stared at you with so much love it felt like he was surrounding you, and when you smiled down at him, he released a series of beeps and clicks that made his own sentiment clear as day. You breathed out an excited laugh and moved out from under him, only to lay against his chest and hug around his warm neck. Servos came up and cradled you against him, never willing to let go and he repeated the sounds, over and over.

I love you, too.

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*cracks knuckles aggressively*

when God created earth he made kai and then he made you and then joined us together by a red string of fate and said “bam! platonic s-o-u-l-m-a-t-e!!” and honestly, i have no problems with that. i mean, who else would make me stay up to 4am so we can watch our faves comeback/debut?? only you my meme dealer. only you. 

even though its only the distance between us that prevents you from slaughtering me, im glad that i love you so much to turn a blind eye to that. i love you so much in fact that i slaughter you in meme battles and only forfeited the last time bc you sent one that made me laugh so hard i started tearing up. you feel the need to convert me into Ten and Joshua trash [idk why you’re tryna drag me through hell. im a simple woman that expects simple things pleaseeee] you also listen to me rant days on end about how college is kicking my behind and instead of saying something to console me you say “thank god im not in college” and wow okay. okay. focus on love kai, focus on love. 

your selfies are mad cute and i get metaphorical nosebleeds when i see them. you’re a pretty cool person and like im glad i met you bc it was lowkey fate 

New Fairy Tail Meme! (#2)

Tagged by @emmathehalf-bloodhunter to post 5 of my favorite manga panels/ anime screen caps from Fairy Tail and then tag other people! 

1. The moment I started shipping Stingue and slowly became Stingue trash

2. THIS look how fucking cute these dorks are

3. GRATSU CONFIRMED

4. Natsu glomping Gray in OVA 3 like isn’t that the cutest thing ever????

5. IK THIS IS TWO BUT WHO CARES; THE STINGUE ARM OVER SHOULDER

6. haha imma rebel i’m adding more than 5 basically I love ANY moment that Gray and Natsu are touching each other so here’s one of my favs: (I’d add more but I’m trying to limit myself since I’m already over 5 xD)

7. Look how cute they are omf

8. IDK WHY but I loved this scene so much like it made me laugh xD Makarov doing it just for the money and Macao’s expression lmao

9. sMoL eRzA iS sO cUtE

10. i ship them so hard i can’t even-

11. This episode had so much Gratsu i died

12. fav dragon slayers <3

13. Gray protecting Natsu and Natsu going into dragon force because his bae has been hurt 

14. Stingue bbys <3 and that line from Rogue just yesss

15. LOOK AT THESE ADORABLE CHILDREN

16. MY PERVY MIND WENT ELSEWHERE

17. Tsundere Gray secretly caring about his boyfriend 

18. GRAY BRINGING BACK HIS SCARF AMIRITE

19.  the beauty of light and shadow

20. ZERVIS COVER FOR VOL 53


ahaha 5? more like 5 x 4 xD i would’ve added every stingue moment and all the gratsu ones but that probably would’ve taken ages and i had to stop myself

I dunno who did this already and who didn’t but imma tag: @evilkitten3 @tokikurp @artsy-cado @purpleddragon @ghostal-service and anyone else who wants to do it c: